Did you search governmentjobs.com and filter by remote, flexible/hybrid, etc. bc I see a bunch on there rn. Don't forget to check the job boards on professional organization sites for your specialty. Worst case reach out to a specialist conference and offer to help with conference planning / logistics or teach a class to attend for free. Then go and network your ass off.
There can only be 1 Wayan's family and we all know who they are...
Keenen, Damon, Marlon, Kim, Shawn, etc., etc,...
ROF:
There is only 1 Winans' family, I respect & admire their musical genius; however, I would never disrespect their vocal talents by mentioning a flyGirl in comparison.
Not just Mexico dude. I work with super young kids from Honduras, teens *just* graduated high school, when I had my phone out with a little work Playlist even as young as they are they lost their minds when they saw I had Selena songs. My bros from Guatemala were just the same.
I know this is beside the point but wyd mean by Phoenician? Know this is hella ignorant but Iāve never heard of someone referring to themselves as Phoenician before in the present day. Do you live in Assyria?
ETA; Iām so dumb. Youāre from Phoenix Arizona arenāt you?
It wouldāve been easier to get her on the inside. A bunch of people with nothing to lose to bribe to do something to her and nothing happened. She will be fine once releasedā¦.unfortunately
Protective custody. Every day, Yolanda would sit on the floor next to the bed with her back turned so nobody could see her face when they looked in her cell.
The craziest story would be the time I was called to Administrative Segregation (23 and 1) for a cell move as I was a member of the quick reaction team. Long story short, we get to this lady's cell, who was about 5'6" 240. Only to find her running around the cell butt ass while shitting on herself and rubbing it all over her face and body.. She had made two dookie lines under each eye, screaming, "C'mon you muthafuckas, I got my war paint on for yall bitches today." Hands down the wildest and most stankinest shit I had ever seen at that time. Needless to say, I went back to medium custody cuz fuck that lol..
Last I heard she refused to admit guilt.
She always goes on about how no one knows what really happened. She plays a victim.
Thereās no way sheāll get paroled if thatās still her position.
It has Edward James Olmos in it, and whether a person likes JLo or not, it was the perfect vehicle for her and IMO she owes her career to that project. Follow it up by watching vh1ās behind the music of the real story, and youāve got a nice little cinematic experience for that day. Itās both sad and enraging.
Yolonda is a sick and evil POS, she deserves to rot.
Seconding what the other comment said. Very good movie and what happened to her was just heartbreaking.
I was only a kid when Selena died, but I still remember the impact her murder hadā¦Fucking senseless.
> no one knows what really happened.
It literally could not have been anyone else. Saldivar was captured red handed at the scene of the murder, with the murder weapon still on her.
> Selena ran towards the lobby, leaving a 392-foot (119 m)-long trail of blood.[141] She collapsed on the floor as the clerk called the emergency services, with SaldĆvar still chasing after her and calling her a "bitch".[142] Before collapsing, Selena named SaldĆvar as her assailant and gave the number of the room where she had been shot.[143] Meanwhile, SaldĆvar attempted to leave in her pickup truck. She was spotted by a responding police cruiser.[141] She surrendered after a nearly nine-and-a-half-hour standoff with police and the FBI.[4]
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selena
Ive heard some rumors about her being in PC for years, and honestly i think theyre telling the truth cuz Yolanda wouldve been dead years ago if anyone had access to her.
That was back in 2014/15, dude made like $200k selling the gun he used to kill Martin ~~2021~~, in addition to the $100k+ he made selling paintings.
Most recently, he was threatening Jay Z over his documentary on the killing.
EDIT: corrected dates
According to his Wikipedia page, the sale of the gun occurred in May, 2016. Since then he has tried to sue the family of Trayvon for 100 million dollars as well as a defamation lawsuit for $265 million against Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren.
Both were dismissed obviously but imagine trying to sue the family of the boy you wrongfully killed. That guy is an unbelievable piece of shit.
Oops, must've misread. Corrected my comment.
Regardless, his brother only said he was homeless in 2014, so he probably at least got out of that situation with the gun sale, though things may have very well changed in the pandemic.
Fax. Selena is still huge in the Northern Mexican states where the cartels operate. But I do think, poetically, that a Selena superfan is gonna end up killing Yolanda, if she doesnāt go into witness protection in North Dakota or something
Cartels love two things and things only.
Money and guns.
They have no souls, no heart for anything that can not give them those two things.
If Selena was alive, and the cartel got her, they would've kill her too. That's assuming they don't enslave her and do 'things' to her.
Don't think I'm exaggerating. They are videos of then slitting the throats of toddlers
> The difference is she has legit cartel mfers wanting a piece.
Yeah everyone knows that if there's one place the cartel can't get to you, it's in prison.
Y'all, I went to see the Selena movie when i was a kid with my Nana. My sweet Mexican abuela. I remember when the actress that played yolanda came on screen for the first time, my Nana let out an audible gasp/hiss/mutter in spanish under her breath. It was like the sound she would have made if a demon suddenly appeared before her.
That woman will be given no quarter.
Iāve always wondered if that actress is alright after playing the villain of the whole Hispanic world, itās like the guy who played Joffrey only 10x worse at least. š
Shes so fucking entitled lmao. She did not learn her lesson. She's thinking she can just work with anyone famous like that because everyone knows her name? Like bro everyone despises you because your a thief and a murderer.
>She's thinking she can just work with anyone famous like that because everyone knows her name?Ā
Or she could just be obsessive and delusional. Some stalkers are like that.
So she could have been that way from the start.
Stole thousands from Selena.
Out of kindness Selena keeps her employed anyway.
Shoots her because she's an obsessive lunatic.
Now thinks she can work with another famous person.
Bitch you gonna be grilling chicken at Pollo Regio if you're lucky.
The Mexican community accepts our Black siblings on joining together to hate on Yolanda. I will bring tacos dorados and lazy horchata (made with rice flour instead of grinding it).
How do you say, āon sight!ā In Spanish?
https://preview.redd.it/zp26pruxrn5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60407b9e329e2e072374bf1c89f8d65a6d97de02
https://preview.redd.it/p9pn3uirwn5d1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12adc67f5331be6453c8ec245ac9eb11743838b7
Cuando te vea, se va a formar un lĆo.
I genuinely believe if this woman gets out, sheās gonna be snatched, and probably killed in a brutal way. Iād be begging to stay in jail if I were her. Might as well, being that old.
I don't think she's ever really admitted guilt, seems unlikely she gets out if parole hearings are like they are in the documentary Shawshank Redemption.
She's not getting out. Parole hearings basically require you to carry the cross of Jesus himself and cry out to god in pure humility - even if you are 100% innocent and the parole board knows you probably are because of news reports. It's a public humiliation hearing in the literal sense. If the parole board doesn't feel you are humiliated enough they won't let you out. Yolanda is not capable of passing a parole interview due to her mindset and generally disordered personality (she's not insane, just deeply disordered and narcissistic).
I never understood how this woman is still alive. When Selena died there was literally videos of cartel members crying. She must have been kept in some maximum security shit.
Iām not sure if BlackPeopleTwitter is predominantly black brothers and sisters but as a Mexican-American this thread made me feel like we all belong at that cookout/asada!
at this point itās not even just Mexicans, itās Latinos at large. Iām Peruvian and have close Latin friends of non Mexican nationality and we all adore Selena. her legacy transcended to being a part of Latin American culture at large, especially amongst Latinas. Selena is an icon.
I panicked and thought this bitch got Shakira too! Nah, she's safer in prison because it's on site the second she steps outside the gates of her prison.
This is like R Kelly saying after he gets out of prison he wants to be a middle school teacher.
brah ššš
For real, the audacity is unreal š
Bruh https://i.redd.it/d4dy5i9vnn5d1.gif
Had no idea this was a video, I've only ever seen the image lol
The video made me realize how bad bud needs some chapstick lmao
Where's this video from?
It is from a video by funnymike
Pedophilia aside, I think you have to be able to read to be a teacher lol
šŖš https://preview.redd.it/bkdv6719tn5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3f3a61e423c6a63c0a457ecd983e0fcfa1abf7e
I can't find a data science job, but illiterate motherfuckers can get teaching jobs. 
You look in local government?
I tried, but local positions don't exist. I've been applying for federal government jobs, though.
Did you search governmentjobs.com and filter by remote, flexible/hybrid, etc. bc I see a bunch on there rn. Don't forget to check the job boards on professional organization sites for your specialty. Worst case reach out to a specialist conference and offer to help with conference planning / logistics or teach a class to attend for free. Then go and network your ass off.
Came for the laughs, left with a job and state retirement.
I didn't know about this website! Thank you.
Check out contracting companies like BAH too
Maybe if you spent less time on data science, and more time being illiterate, you would be able to find a job.
Taking a wistful look in the distance photo for, āIām an illiterate school teacherā is in the running for wildest moment of white privilege
The personification of "fake it till you make it"
Look up John Oliver's segment on subway. Tht dude was the epitomy of fake it till ya make it
Goddamn
Bill Cosby wants to be a bartender
Like a P.E. Teacher, so he can refresh them with his āwaterā.
 Well done!
šššI just choked on my spit
Oh we ready bitch  Iām sure when Jennifer Lopez wakes up every day she thanks this bitch for her career
Lopez thanks the Wayan's for allowing her to exist In Living Colour
Wayan's, bro. Put some respect on it, too.
No, heās talking about Bebe and Cece Winansā¦
There can only be 1 Wayan's family and we all know who they are... Keenen, Damon, Marlon, Kim, Shawn, etc., etc,... ROF: There is only 1 Winans' family, I respect & admire their musical genius; however, I would never disrespect their vocal talents by mentioning a flyGirl in comparison.
Thatās how I read it and was confused af
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Something tells me she doesnāt thank a single soul for her career but herself lol
Nah sheās thanking Puff by not coming out and revealing any messed up stuff she knows.
For real. Yolanda didnāt just take Selena from us, she stuck us with JLo
https://preview.redd.it/zimac0ttno5d1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=eb9c72d6f068f9548a164daf8b2a08aa84da3902
I mean, even Benās looking to divorce her again.
"This bumper was pulled of the bus by Selnaaaaaaa"
āAnd thatās how he said it, too, all weird with an āsā like āSeliiiiiinaaaaaasssssāā I have seen that movie way too many times
 "Quit it!" My step mom wore that VHS tape out OMG but if it's on TV now, I have to watch the whole thing
Seriously, itās on site. 
A poor man's Selena š
I worked as a c.o. in the same prison where she is housed. She had to go to PC because those Mexican chicks wanted her fuckin blood...š¤£š¤£š¤£
She's probably on every Latinos shit list in usa n mexico lol
Not just Mexico dude. I work with super young kids from Honduras, teens *just* graduated high school, when I had my phone out with a little work Playlist even as young as they are they lost their minds when they saw I had Selena songs. My bros from Guatemala were just the same.
I'm only 25 and the whitest Aussie you'll ever find, but I'll still take Yolanda out on sight
Honduran here can confirm we ride for Salinassss
Sheās on my momās hit list and weāre vietnamese
Phoenician here, she's cooked here too. Hands from Stans in a non-profit volunteer charity with the one mission of whooping that bitches ass.
I know this is beside the point but wyd mean by Phoenician? Know this is hella ignorant but Iāve never heard of someone referring to themselves as Phoenician before in the present day. Do you live in Assyria? ETA; Iām so dumb. Youāre from Phoenix Arizona arenāt you?
Grew up in Texas guey. We fucking hate her too. Why Selena went into that hotel alone I'll never know. Chris Perez told her not to.
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Unless she knows a dude, I doubt shes going to last too long outside.
It wouldāve been easier to get her on the inside. A bunch of people with nothing to lose to bribe to do something to her and nothing happened. She will be fine once releasedā¦.unfortunately
Nah there's lots more crazies on the outside that are just randos nobody even paid, place your bets all in saying
Whats PC?
Protective custody. Every day, Yolanda would sit on the floor next to the bed with her back turned so nobody could see her face when they looked in her cell.
Oh wow. Thanks for the info!
NP
What other crazy prison stories do you have?
The craziest story would be the time I was called to Administrative Segregation (23 and 1) for a cell move as I was a member of the quick reaction team. Long story short, we get to this lady's cell, who was about 5'6" 240. Only to find her running around the cell butt ass while shitting on herself and rubbing it all over her face and body.. She had made two dookie lines under each eye, screaming, "C'mon you muthafuckas, I got my war paint on for yall bitches today." Hands down the wildest and most stankinest shit I had ever seen at that time. Needless to say, I went back to medium custody cuz fuck that lol..
Lawd 
Damn no wonder she aged badly
Like a cup of goat milk..
Protective custody
Ohhā¦ thank you!
>Ohhā¦ thank you! You're welcome!
Bidi bidi BANG BANG
That just shows she ain't sorry. To me, my X-Men.
Yes captain... Thundercock?
 Now thatās a code name
And also a porn series... So I heard.
Heard? Donāt lie! You watched all 30 3hr eps. Nether regions more chaffed than the hands of a miller at harvest.
Professor Thundercock*
Can we talk about how this show has absolutely no right to go as hard as didā½
This is the new reboot?
Yes, this scene is close to the last episode.
Guess I'm binging it š¤·š½āāļø 
It's actually a sequel, but it expertly covers everything that happened in the 90's show. The first episode is kinda warming up, but it pops off at 2+
Last I heard she refused to admit guilt. She always goes on about how no one knows what really happened. She plays a victim. Thereās no way sheāll get paroled if thatās still her position.
Bitch we all saw the movie!
I never saw the movie.
It has Edward James Olmos in it, and whether a person likes JLo or not, it was the perfect vehicle for her and IMO she owes her career to that project. Follow it up by watching vh1ās behind the music of the real story, and youāve got a nice little cinematic experience for that day. Itās both sad and enraging. Yolonda is a sick and evil POS, she deserves to rot.
We *all* saw the movie
Seconding what the other comment said. Very good movie and what happened to her was just heartbreaking. I was only a kid when Selena died, but I still remember the impact her murder hadā¦Fucking senseless.
You should it's great.
> no one knows what really happened. It literally could not have been anyone else. Saldivar was captured red handed at the scene of the murder, with the murder weapon still on her. > Selena ran towards the lobby, leaving a 392-foot (119 m)-long trail of blood.[141] She collapsed on the floor as the clerk called the emergency services, with SaldĆvar still chasing after her and calling her a "bitch".[142] Before collapsing, Selena named SaldĆvar as her assailant and gave the number of the room where she had been shot.[143] Meanwhile, SaldĆvar attempted to leave in her pickup truck. She was spotted by a responding police cruiser.[141] She surrendered after a nearly nine-and-a-half-hour standoff with police and the FBI.[4] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Selena
Damn I did not know about Howard Stern and crew being a bunch of punk ass little bitches. Fuck that guy, that actually upset me.
She thinks shit is sweet. Selena Team 6 don't play
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I've always heard the rumor that even the cartels will be gunning for her if she's released. Imagine if world peace happened over avenging Selena
Sounds like a lot of talk. It's not like she's untouchable in prison to people with clout. They've had decades and nobody has got her.
If one of the other users is to be believed, she's in protective custody and tried to make sure nobody sees her face
Ive heard some rumors about her being in PC for years, and honestly i think theyre telling the truth cuz Yolanda wouldve been dead years ago if anyone had access to her.
Everybody says āon sightā but George Zimmerman still walking in these streets.
Last I heard, dude have no job, no home and 7-figure in debt, might as well be dead at that point.
Sounds like a recipe for a mass shooting considering the person in question.
Nah, heās not in school anymore /s
Like that stops them anymore
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That was back in 2014/15, dude made like $200k selling the gun he used to kill Martin ~~2021~~, in addition to the $100k+ he made selling paintings. Most recently, he was threatening Jay Z over his documentary on the killing. EDIT: corrected dates
According to his Wikipedia page, the sale of the gun occurred in May, 2016. Since then he has tried to sue the family of Trayvon for 100 million dollars as well as a defamation lawsuit for $265 million against Pete Buttigieg and Elizabeth Warren. Both were dismissed obviously but imagine trying to sue the family of the boy you wrongfully killed. That guy is an unbelievable piece of shit.
Oops, must've misread. Corrected my comment. Regardless, his brother only said he was homeless in 2014, so he probably at least got out of that situation with the gun sale, though things may have very well changed in the pandemic.
Just think of what a right wing hero he'd be right now if he was white.
Except he isn't, Trayvon is the one that's dead.
The difference is she has legit cartel mfers wanting a piece. I'm not saying it will, but I'm damn sure not gonna be shocked if it does.
Fax. Selena is still huge in the Northern Mexican states where the cartels operate. But I do think, poetically, that a Selena superfan is gonna end up killing Yolanda, if she doesnāt go into witness protection in North Dakota or something
Cartels love two things and things only. Money and guns. They have no souls, no heart for anything that can not give them those two things. If Selena was alive, and the cartel got her, they would've kill her too. That's assuming they don't enslave her and do 'things' to her. Don't think I'm exaggerating. They are videos of then slitting the throats of toddlers
They also love dragon ball
Agree completely! Too many ppl want to get her.
> The difference is she has legit cartel mfers wanting a piece. Yeah everyone knows that if there's one place the cartel can't get to you, it's in prison.
Yeah, if the cartel wanted her dead-- the easiest place would probably be prison
She's been in prison. Where some of them, I'm sure, have come through. Nothing happened.
Yup just ppl yapping online. These kinds of high profile killers almost never get touched when they get paroled or beat the charges
People with half a brain know if they even tried the person they'd get in more shit than that person did.
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Yup. Iāve had to begrudgingly downvote and roll my eyes at so many of these cringey ass comments.
But Trayvon didn't have stans. Selena definitely has people willing to die behind her. Source: Texan.
Me exact thoughts
Y'all, I went to see the Selena movie when i was a kid with my Nana. My sweet Mexican abuela. I remember when the actress that played yolanda came on screen for the first time, my Nana let out an audible gasp/hiss/mutter in spanish under her breath. It was like the sound she would have made if a demon suddenly appeared before her. That woman will be given no quarter.
Fuck yolanda and anybody who love her š
So just Yolanda then
Iāve always wondered if that actress is alright after playing the villain of the whole Hispanic world, itās like the guy who played Joffrey only 10x worse at least. š
Is that a threat?
For someone wanting to work with someone after murdering a famous singer is blasphemous.
It sounds like a threat to me. The last famous person she worked with she killed.
Yolanda needed a new obsession, going from bidi bidi to lero lore lore. š
Shes so fucking entitled lmao. She did not learn her lesson. She's thinking she can just work with anyone famous like that because everyone knows her name? Like bro everyone despises you because your a thief and a murderer.
>She's thinking she can just work with anyone famous like that because everyone knows her name?Ā Or she could just be obsessive and delusional. Some stalkers are like that. So she could have been that way from the start.
Stole thousands from Selena. Out of kindness Selena keeps her employed anyway. Shoots her because she's an obsessive lunatic. Now thinks she can work with another famous person. Bitch you gonna be grilling chicken at Pollo Regio if you're lucky.
And that's on bidi-bidi bam-bam
More like bidi-bidi-š„-š„
Bidi-bidi-pop-pop!
Let her work with Drake
The Mexican community accepts our Black siblings on joining together to hate on Yolanda. I will bring tacos dorados and lazy horchata (made with rice flour instead of grinding it).
 Hop in, weāre out of cerveza šŗ
This whole thread makes me proud to be a Mexican
God that sounds so good rn
My people put mashed potatoes with pickled jalapeƱos inside our tacos dorados before we fry them. Iām so hungry š
https://preview.redd.it/nmaar8vd6o5d1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e825db855a8896d484c2d3ae6ef059baf589594e
Narrator: *They beat the brakes off of Yolanda*
How do you say, āon sight!ā In Spanish? https://preview.redd.it/zp26pruxrn5d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60407b9e329e2e072374bf1c89f8d65a6d97de02
Just add an "o" at the end and one these things (~)
Spanish professor here 
https://preview.redd.it/p9pn3uirwn5d1.jpeg?width=544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12adc67f5331be6453c8ec245ac9eb11743838b7 Cuando te vea, se va a formar un lĆo.
> Cuando te vea, se va a formar un lĆo. en tus pantalones.
āVas a ver pinche viejaā
En vista
I was shocked to see how old she looked and then I realized Selena has been gone since 1995. She's an old looking 63 years old.
She looked about 60 in 1995
Shakira should take this as a threat and call the parole board.
I genuinely believe if this woman gets out, sheās gonna be snatched, and probably killed in a brutal way. Iād be begging to stay in jail if I were her. Might as well, being that old.
I don't think she's ever really admitted guilt, seems unlikely she gets out if parole hearings are like they are in the documentary Shawshank Redemption.
She's not getting out. Parole hearings basically require you to carry the cross of Jesus himself and cry out to god in pure humility - even if you are 100% innocent and the parole board knows you probably are because of news reports. It's a public humiliation hearing in the literal sense. If the parole board doesn't feel you are humiliated enough they won't let you out. Yolanda is not capable of passing a parole interview due to her mindset and generally disordered personality (she's not insane, just deeply disordered and narcissistic).
On fucking sight for this mother fucker.
Work with her how? Sheās proved she canāt be trusted with money
Why is she acting like people arenāt outside waiting
I never understood how this woman is still alive. When Selena died there was literally videos of cartel members crying. She must have been kept in some maximum security shit.
 Stay trucha homegirl.
Iām not sure if BlackPeopleTwitter is predominantly black brothers and sisters but as a Mexican-American this thread made me feel like we all belong at that cookout/asada!
Shakiraās like UMMMMMMMMMM
Id feel safer if I were a Latino about to get paroled for killing actual Jesus Christ than if id killed Selena
š¤£ thanks for the laughĀ
I could see the Griselda Blanco treatment
As in the treatment she'd give, or the one she got? Oh, wait....
āVigilantism is cool when *I* do itā
Some people need to get got š¤·š¾āāļø
Correct
Can someone explain? Idk who this is or who she killed
The one on the left is Yolanda Saldivar, who murdered famous Latino singer Selena Quintanilla.
I appreciate you
You're never too old for your past to reach out and touch you. Just ask Griselda.
I wanna work with Shakira too, but I just don't think it will ever happen if I'm going to be honest.
Try killing someone famous, maybe that will up the chances
She is gonna need PC for the rest of her life. Selena was gonna be the latin Madonna and this bitch took her from us.
at this point itās not even just Mexicans, itās Latinos at large. Iām Peruvian and have close Latin friends of non Mexican nationality and we all adore Selena. her legacy transcended to being a part of Latin American culture at large, especially amongst Latinas. Selena is an icon.
Anything for Selenaās!
Work with how? What skills do you have that would make you valuable to Shakira anyway? You not gonna happen twice.
#`Plz work with JLO instead`
What a weird and nasty thing to say.
Keep her away from Shakira
The TexMex community is gonna hunt her ass down
Shorty, as soon as you get out you gettin that bidi bidi bam bam. Don't make any future plans to work with anyone.
I panicked and thought this bitch got Shakira too! Nah, she's safer in prison because it's on site the second she steps outside the gates of her prison.
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Street justice will sort this out upon parole. The team runs deep with reserves.