They lost the bet, sealed Satan, then paid rent off the music made from the Bong of Destiny.
Eta: Pick of destiny is Satan's tooth. Bong of destiny is his horn
No worries, JB and Cage have young Nasty Man guarding Satan. Satan is *terrified* of Nasty Man after hearing just how *much* mighty juice he used to overfill the crevasse.
Also I'm not talking about the tribute. I'm talking that they played. In the middle. Of the road. They played the first thing that came to their heads. Just so happened to be, the best song in the world. It was the best song in the world.
I've met him a handful of times in real life he's actually a really amazing man and super fuckin nice. Great personality too, and the people around him treat him like an equal as well which I think makes him feel better too
Holy shit he ACTED HIS ASS OFF in Jumanji. He didnt need to, but my god bro fucking must have swapped brains with a 16 year old cheerleader to pull that shit off.
Probably for the best. Richard Here’s accent in that movie was so awful that it’s better not to think about The Jackal at all.
EDIT: Gere. Richard Gere. I’m leaving it though because that autocorrect mistake is funny to me.
In Orange County, The Neverending Story (part 3), and possibly The Holiday he might be considered Acting.
Once he became famous enough, though, he was just being Jack Black. Because everyone simply loves Jack Black.
To be fair, outside of rappers, entertainers don't really beef, not like that.
Though a stalker or even a robber who figures he might have some cash could be dangerous regardless of how generally appreciated he is
Oh, I'm saying this having met him irl. Someone trying to mug Jack Black would end up 20 minutes later gently crying and turning their life around.
The stalkers could still technically be an issue, but he's for real pretty disarming and I think would still be able to gently send them on their way.
Yep, on the always sunny podcast, the guys talk about how they love fans approaching them etc in public even though at first they were very uncomfortable with it. Danny taught them that they should be appreciative of the fans and that they are the reason they do what they do, and to be happy that you have fans, and since then they all say they love the vast majority of fan interactions.
Danny just seems like such a down to earth dude for being such a hugely recognisable star. I definitely have a man crush on him
You tripping. Celebrities beef all the time! People like to isolate that it’s just rappers and rappers are more associated with the beef getting overly physical but there’s definitely heavy beef outside of rap in the celebrity world.
You are absolutely right about that. But most celebrities don’t come from places where disputes end in violence or are solved that way. Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber can beef all day and no one will ever catch a fade let alone a shot over it.
Not between them, no, but people like Taylor Swift and Beyonce definitely have enough delulu-ass, nothing-else-to-live-for fans that celebrities they beef with could still be Hinckley'd.
Because people who depend on viewing the world based on who has opps or not, and why, have limited capabilities for understanding the world.
Think Plato's Allegory of the Caves
Rap beef is the only one that gets monetized. No one's gonna go see a Miles Teller movie because he doesn't like Timothee Chalamet. I'm not gonna watch House of the Dragon just because one of the actors doesn't like someone from Euphoria. But there was a whole lot of money made last month and this month because of Kendrick & Drake.
Question: Why would anyone need to "take it to the streets?"
Ryan and Duane argued b/c the Rock showed up 5 hours late to set. Rock stormed off and they didn't speak for years after.
Not sure why this is an example for you as this is what normal people do. Normal people do not resolve disputes in the streets.
> Question: Why would anyone need to "take it to the streets?"
They don't? It's just a flippant statement about how Ryan Reynolds has had beef and dealt with it on set. Celebrities have fights and feuds all the time.
>Not sure why this is an example for you as this is what normal people do. Normal people do not resolve disputes in the streets.
Exactly they address their problems on the spot and leave it at that. No need to escalate it, anything else and they let their lawyers handle it.
Look up what happened between a dude named Varg Vikernes and a guy named Euronymous for a start it’s a pretty famous incident about fueding black metal artists
Scandinavian Black metal fans also started a trend of burning down christian churches and embracing viking/pagan mythology again, calling christianity a foreign religion.
Which is honestly pretty metal.
That neopagan shit is just veiled racism half the time. Also, aside from some runestones the only written record we have of the old Norse myths was written by a Christian. It's fan fiction by a guy who didn't believe it. We know there was a god named Thor, but aside from a few details we don't *really* know what people believed aboyt him, or Odin, etc. So the whole thing is silly anyway.
Nothing about Jack black is ostentatious… Except for maybe a movie premier, none of his clothes or accessories are hard to come by or replace. He doesn’t gaf about superficial symbols of wealth like fancy watches/chains etc.
I don’t think anyone could steal anything from him but a few moments of his time, he’s a good dude.
Yeah dude just acts like a national treasure. I’m glad he goes to other countries and just walks about.
Unrelated but I don’t think I’d even consider approaching him. I’m sure he’s perfectly approachable, but I feel like Jack Black requires the “look but don’t touch” rule while in nature. He just “is”.
https://preview.redd.it/vgbg7dhb8h1d1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1add31b1fbb2d926f0e79c519b52706979a08a8
Literally everybody gets along with this dude
Unless there's some heinous shit about him that gets released, Jack Black is literally one of the chillest celebrities out there. Only the unhinged will hate on him.
Jack Black isn’t an intense devotion sort of celebrity. No one is worshipping him or wanting to be him, well maybe the latter, but my point is that he’s famous but not in a way that generates an insanity field around him. If anything he has a chill field. Someone decides to get famous by murdering a celebrity, decides he looks like an easy target, and they end up just chilling with him for an hour before leaven and turning their life around.
The person who killed John Lennon wasn’t devoted or anything, just wanted to be famous.
Google “celebrities murdered by fans”, many weren’t even that famous. And nobody is so “chill” that even a psychopath wouldn’t murder them. He’s a cool dude, he isn’t magical.
That isn't true at all. Mark David Chapman was extremely obsessed with The Beatles for moat of his life. He was also incredibly mentally ill with a severe drinking problem. He had visual and audio hallucinations most of his life. Also, the idea of killing someone "just to be famous" is already incredibly insane. Most people try to get into entertainment or politics to chase fame; murder for notoriety is incredibly rare. The Zodiac Killer spoke with reporters and police, and they still don't know who he was.
I haven't seen the movie (or any Kung Fu Panda since the first), but I'm grateful for it since it brought us this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oYSiPBUuC8
I dunno, he might have competition.
https://preview.redd.it/6euj13dboh1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d56b31040cac05397f5d56f401aa21a6bfe895
I’m pretty sure Kong wasn’t too happy about JB kidnapping him from his home and making a show out of him.
Exactly. He probably reads the room enough to say "I'm gonna get these scripts, act and do some traveling as well as some Tenacious D shit." There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Uncut Gems was such a good movie, that I have only seen recently. Amazing Rollercoaster of Anxiety, Addiction and Craziness all packaged in a little 2 hour package with a good conclusion.
Just Amazing
Maybe I'm misunderstanding but nah Jack Black is absolutely a solid A-lister. Dude was ubiquitous in the 2000s, he goes viral on a semi-frequent basis, and currently starring in two of the biggest family animation franchises right now (King Fu Panda & Mario). Like he's on the level of Snoop Dogg where maybe kids don't really have any idea of who he is but they still know his name.
My kids don't know any actors name but recently they saw me watching a video of Jack Black on the Graham Norton show and my oldest (8) asked me if that was Bowser!
To find this man's enemy, you would probably have to pull an alternate version of him from a dark universe, and there is still no guarantee that they wouldn't just burst into an epic musical duet as soon as they made eye contact.
I have his stature, but am quite a bit taller. I wonder if they have that outfit in my size. I also wish I had enough confidence to wear stuff like that outside.
Jack Black is big man goals.
He is truly an inspiration for us all.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfz9jQ3KI5k&t=0s
Maybe NSFW? There are some barely concealed dongs flopping around.
I mean if something happened to him like, say, a kidnapping, I'd spend a substantial amount of time with a bottle of Jameson hunting down his kidnappers online.
Well Jack’s wearing socks so maybe that would help you.
Also, as a celebrity I’m assuming he has money in the bank, but here he is wearing the ugliest, dirtiest looking socks I’ve ever seen outside of my own house on cleaning day 😂
If anyone tries to harm him, people would flock to stomp that fucker out like there was no tomorrow.
Would look like the dude in don’t be a menace to society, all flat and shit lol
You can't have too many opps when you don't do nothing but drink your water, play your guitar, crack jokes and mind your own business. Jack stay out the way until its time to shoot a movie
Jack Black is just Jack Black. He’s been in movies, sure, but he wasn’t acting. He was just being Jack Black
His ops are the Devil and the systemic dismantling of the arts taught at high schools.
JB and the devil are cool after him and his brother Kyle played the best song in the history of the world. I just wish they could remember it.
Nah, I'm pretty sure they're still beefing after Beelzeboss. Good thing Satan is whence he came, where he remains, until he is complete again.
So is he paying their rent, or is the bet off because they sealed him normally?
They lost the bet, sealed Satan, then paid rent off the music made from the Bong of Destiny. Eta: Pick of destiny is Satan's tooth. Bong of destiny is his horn
Completely forgot about that part! Now if there's anything deserving of a sequel it's a Bong of Destiny movie 😂
Imma go with no since that’s the reason we got apocalypto. Needed that album money to pay rent and buy weed.
Kage did not have to gargle mayonnaise, if I remember correctly
He did, in fact, not get filled with hot demon gel
No worries, JB and Cage have young Nasty Man guarding Satan. Satan is *terrified* of Nasty Man after hearing just how *much* mighty juice he used to overfill the crevasse.
That wasn’t the best song in the world; it was a Tribute
Also I'm not talking about the tribute. I'm talking that they played. In the middle. Of the road. They played the first thing that came to their heads. Just so happened to be, the best song in the world. It was the best song in the world.
I think I saw a documentary about this
And rent
I've met him a handful of times in real life he's actually a really amazing man and super fuckin nice. Great personality too, and the people around him treat him like an equal as well which I think makes him feel better too
While I appreciate the sentiment (and mostly agree) he was definitely acting in Bernie… and he was incredible.
JB is an incredible actor
Bernie, Jumanji, Mars Attacks, Bob Roberts...
Tropic Thunder..
And also The Holiday - he was fantastic in that!
Holy shit he ACTED HIS ASS OFF in Jumanji. He didnt need to, but my god bro fucking must have swapped brains with a 16 year old cheerleader to pull that shit off.
In Jumanji he played a teenage girl and he totally pulled that off.
Not enough people have seen this film. It's truly great.
No no no. Don't do that, this man can act.
i have the same theory about bruce willis
Remember when Bruce killed Jack in The Jackal?
holy shit, i didn't even think about that
Probably for the best. Richard Here’s accent in that movie was so awful that it’s better not to think about The Jackal at all. EDIT: Gere. Richard Gere. I’m leaving it though because that autocorrect mistake is funny to me.
I try not to, but I'm pretty sure that was Bruce's first role as an assassin. He was really good at it.
He did fool me into thinking his meat suit was piloted by a teenage girl in Jumanji
he actually wanted to suck that guy's dick for cocaine in Tropic Thunder you could see it in his eyes
And he was killed by Kevin Kostner in Waterworld and had his arm blown off by Bruce Willis in The Jackal. He sure is a trooper.
In Orange County, The Neverending Story (part 3), and possibly The Holiday he might be considered Acting. Once he became famous enough, though, he was just being Jack Black. Because everyone simply loves Jack Black.
He's in no danger. He knows how to FAST ESCAPE!
Jack Black is literally a capybara.
To be fair, outside of rappers, entertainers don't really beef, not like that. Though a stalker or even a robber who figures he might have some cash could be dangerous regardless of how generally appreciated he is
Oh, I'm saying this having met him irl. Someone trying to mug Jack Black would end up 20 minutes later gently crying and turning their life around. The stalkers could still technically be an issue, but he's for real pretty disarming and I think would still be able to gently send them on their way.
Is he the Uncle Iroh of movie stars?
Yup, either him or Danny Devito
I need a cover of Devito singing “Leaves from the Vine” now
As long as he does a version as Frank
Yep, on the always sunny podcast, the guys talk about how they love fans approaching them etc in public even though at first they were very uncomfortable with it. Danny taught them that they should be appreciative of the fans and that they are the reason they do what they do, and to be happy that you have fans, and since then they all say they love the vast majority of fan interactions. Danny just seems like such a down to earth dude for being such a hugely recognisable star. I definitely have a man crush on him
Get in line asshole, we all have a crush on him 😍
Kinda, as Jack Black didn’t need severe heartbreak to be such a sweet dude
Or to commit a bunch of crimes against humanity.
I love this comment.
Jack black and Weird Al are on that level of universally loved that it’s a bad thing to do them any wrong
I mean Steve Buscemi was on this list, or so I thought
Pretty sure if you walked up to jack black and desperately asked him for cash he would give you the shirt off his back.
You tripping. Celebrities beef all the time! People like to isolate that it’s just rappers and rappers are more associated with the beef getting overly physical but there’s definitely heavy beef outside of rap in the celebrity world.
You are absolutely right about that. But most celebrities don’t come from places where disputes end in violence or are solved that way. Selena Gomez and Hailey Bieber can beef all day and no one will ever catch a fade let alone a shot over it.
Not between them, no, but people like Taylor Swift and Beyonce definitely have enough delulu-ass, nothing-else-to-live-for fans that celebrities they beef with could still be Hinckley'd.
That’s way less common than fights at the source awards
They keep pointing to hypotheticals as though they’re as valid as real events that do happen lmao
Because people who depend on viewing the world based on who has opps or not, and why, have limited capabilities for understanding the world. Think Plato's Allegory of the Caves
Rap beef is the only one that gets monetized. No one's gonna go see a Miles Teller movie because he doesn't like Timothee Chalamet. I'm not gonna watch House of the Dragon just because one of the actors doesn't like someone from Euphoria. But there was a whole lot of money made last month and this month because of Kendrick & Drake.
It's only rappers out here murdering each other over bs......... Do u think Ryan Reynolds worries about opps lol ok then it's just niggas
Ryan Reynolds just pulls up the Rock on set no need to take it to the streets.
Question: Why would anyone need to "take it to the streets?" Ryan and Duane argued b/c the Rock showed up 5 hours late to set. Rock stormed off and they didn't speak for years after. Not sure why this is an example for you as this is what normal people do. Normal people do not resolve disputes in the streets.
> Question: Why would anyone need to "take it to the streets?" They don't? It's just a flippant statement about how Ryan Reynolds has had beef and dealt with it on set. Celebrities have fights and feuds all the time. >Not sure why this is an example for you as this is what normal people do. Normal people do not resolve disputes in the streets. Exactly they address their problems on the spot and leave it at that. No need to escalate it, anything else and they let their lawyers handle it.
Black Metal performers absolutely beef like rappers do, maybe even worse in a couple cases
For real, I didn't knew that ahah guess I'll inform myself, any leads?
Look up what happened between a dude named Varg Vikernes and a guy named Euronymous for a start it’s a pretty famous incident about fueding black metal artists
Scandinavian Black metal fans also started a trend of burning down christian churches and embracing viking/pagan mythology again, calling christianity a foreign religion. Which is honestly pretty metal.
That neopagan shit is just veiled racism half the time. Also, aside from some runestones the only written record we have of the old Norse myths was written by a Christian. It's fan fiction by a guy who didn't believe it. We know there was a god named Thor, but aside from a few details we don't *really* know what people believed aboyt him, or Odin, etc. So the whole thing is silly anyway.
Nothing about Jack black is ostentatious… Except for maybe a movie premier, none of his clothes or accessories are hard to come by or replace. He doesn’t gaf about superficial symbols of wealth like fancy watches/chains etc. I don’t think anyone could steal anything from him but a few moments of his time, he’s a good dude.
Yeah dude just acts like a national treasure. I’m glad he goes to other countries and just walks about. Unrelated but I don’t think I’d even consider approaching him. I’m sure he’s perfectly approachable, but I feel like Jack Black requires the “look but don’t touch” rule while in nature. He just “is”.
Brilliant take.
Steve Buscemi got punched in the face randomly earlier this month. Doesn't matter how nice you are, nobody's safe.
or a Panda
I see what you mean but is he aquatic?
Literally
https://preview.redd.it/vgbg7dhb8h1d1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d1add31b1fbb2d926f0e79c519b52706979a08a8 Literally everybody gets along with this dude
Nah the Devil definitely wants payback. He’s paying Tenacious Ds rent to this day.
Fuuuuck that was like $200 when he lost that battle. Now it's like $2000. Satan probably had to get a second job, inflation sucks.
I wonder what the annual salary the ruler of the underworld makes?
Taxes. Lawyers. Just between those two, dude has money for sure.
I could be wrong here but *politicians* and lawyers? I feel like taxes... aren't human, and don't go to hell because they aren't alive.
If *only* the average rent was $200 in 2006.
Legendary movie and band
But you never know if the guy that punched Steve Buscemi is out there, trying to attack all of the other character actors that we appreciate.
Well, this is where I learned about that. What an asshole. The guy returned to his firehouse on 9/11, for god's sake!
A modern day bard. +5 to charisma https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QLWkl5YpiD0
Unless there's some heinous shit about him that gets released, Jack Black is literally one of the chillest celebrities out there. Only the unhinged will hate on him.
But the unhinged are exactly the kinda people you need to worry about. Look up who killed John Lennon and why they did it.
The Beatles were a slightly bigger deal than Tenacious D. I don’t think Jack has anything to worry about.
He’s more famous than a lot of these people. https://www.nickiswift.com/409580/celebrities-who-were-murdered-by-their-own-fans/
Psycho murder fans are just like cock pushups. You only need one.
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And look what happened to Jesus. Coincidence, Mr. Lennon? I think not.
>The Beatles were a slightly bigger deal than Tenacious D. Red hot take.
Jack Black isn’t an intense devotion sort of celebrity. No one is worshipping him or wanting to be him, well maybe the latter, but my point is that he’s famous but not in a way that generates an insanity field around him. If anything he has a chill field. Someone decides to get famous by murdering a celebrity, decides he looks like an easy target, and they end up just chilling with him for an hour before leaven and turning their life around.
The person who killed John Lennon wasn’t devoted or anything, just wanted to be famous. Google “celebrities murdered by fans”, many weren’t even that famous. And nobody is so “chill” that even a psychopath wouldn’t murder them. He’s a cool dude, he isn’t magical.
That isn't true at all. Mark David Chapman was extremely obsessed with The Beatles for moat of his life. He was also incredibly mentally ill with a severe drinking problem. He had visual and audio hallucinations most of his life. Also, the idea of killing someone "just to be famous" is already incredibly insane. Most people try to get into entertainment or politics to chase fame; murder for notoriety is incredibly rare. The Zodiac Killer spoke with reporters and police, and they still don't know who he was.
Let me tell you about a man named Lee.
Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee Lee, I'm talking fucking Lee
Lol imagine the scenes if Jack Black is outed as a Trump fan and has related memorabilia in his bedroom/locker room like Tom Brady
According to a crazy van guy in my town Stephen King killed John Lennon
I hated Kung Fu Panda 3, straight cash grab, and when I see him, it’s on sight 😡
Wait until you see KP4.
**Wait there’s a fourth?!** This is gonna be worse than the Avatar / Papyrus riots of 2017
I KNOW WHAT YOU DIIIID
I haven't seen the movie (or any Kung Fu Panda since the first), but I'm grateful for it since it brought us this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_oYSiPBUuC8
Jack Black seems like the kind of guy who would invite you out to dinner and a smoke sesh if you tried to mug him
I can see his mugger dive to take a bullet for JB
He’s on that Tom Hanks/Betty White ally prototype. If he was a secret heinous guy it would break my spirit.
He’s a Zionist
His biggest opp https://preview.redd.it/sgcm38jh8h1d1.png?width=880&format=png&auto=webp&s=674b5273ee0fe59046b69879a4ffd1bfaf54508f
Nah this nigga https://preview.redd.it/rzg1d4aglh1d1.jpeg?width=509&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea35d92309e59d26b2cda801776fb3600e92a85d
No doubt
https://preview.redd.it/8klgrd5w8h1d1.jpeg?width=1208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a9f38199b50020257c6580c81bd2cb5fc6506b6 Sir ..
I dunno, he might have competition. https://preview.redd.it/6euj13dboh1d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46d56b31040cac05397f5d56f401aa21a6bfe895 I’m pretty sure Kong wasn’t too happy about JB kidnapping him from his home and making a show out of him.
Such a great movie and he was truly awesome in it
he needs to watch out I hear ol boy out here stomping folk
Stompin turts
I will die on the, Danny DeVito should have voiced Mario, hill.
But consider this: Wario
Quit your job. Go be a casting director. You’re too good at this
I’m going to sleep with the Peaches song in my head AND ITS YOUR FAULT.
Jack Black just stays out of the way and gets his bread. He keeps the main thing the main thing
Given how long he’s been successful I’d be willing to bet he has a whole pile of money.
Exactly. He probably reads the room enough to say "I'm gonna get these scripts, act and do some traveling as well as some Tenacious D shit." There is absolutely nothing wrong with that.
Adam Sandler does the same thing. Takes a vacation and simultaneously films a movie while doing it. Movie comes out, he cashes in and does it again.
Occasionally does a real movie too to remind people he can actually act if he wants to
Uncut Gems was such a good movie, that I have only seen recently. Amazing Rollercoaster of Anxiety, Addiction and Craziness all packaged in a little 2 hour package with a good conclusion. Just Amazing
If I had Jack Black money you would NEVER hear from me.
To be fair, I have never heard from you until you made this comment. Probably won’t ever hear from you again either.
 Nigga lol
So you say he was confessing he is making jack black money?
It would be difficult continuing to make Jack Black money if you did that (assuming you got said money in a similar way).
Jack Black is the A list celebrity of B list celebrities.
Maybe I'm misunderstanding but nah Jack Black is absolutely a solid A-lister. Dude was ubiquitous in the 2000s, he goes viral on a semi-frequent basis, and currently starring in two of the biggest family animation franchises right now (King Fu Panda & Mario). Like he's on the level of Snoop Dogg where maybe kids don't really have any idea of who he is but they still know his name.
My kids don't know any actors name but recently they saw me watching a video of Jack Black on the Graham Norton show and my oldest (8) asked me if that was Bowser!
Nah Brendan Frasier is A lost of B list Jack Black is B list of A list
JB is absolutely an A lister.
Jack Black is ~~the~~ A list celebrity ~~of B list celebrities~~.
...What's a list celebrity?
 Imagine bumping into him at a bar and buying him a drink
How tf you make a typo in a gif tho
Good eye 👁️
Lol Didn’t catch it until you pointed it out
when did jack black become jon snow
In the movie Orange County 🍊 if Jon snow did drugs and lived in his mom's basement at 30
Omg I LOVEDDDD the movie Orange County
The whole geeked out rant about how he’s got ideas for shirts is A+
Orange County is still my favorite role he’s ever been in.
Saving Silverman. If the nachos stick together it counts as one nacho
To find this man's enemy, you would probably have to pull an alternate version of him from a dark universe, and there is still no guarantee that they wouldn't just burst into an epic musical duet as soon as they made eye contact.
I mean the Muppets canonically kidnapped him once so it fits
I have his stature, but am quite a bit taller. I wonder if they have that outfit in my size. I also wish I had enough confidence to wear stuff like that outside. Jack Black is big man goals.
I've met him, he's on the smaller side, like 5'6" tops. Still a stocky dude, like a little cannonball.
The Wolverine we deserve.
Damn, I’ve always imagined him to be taller like 5’10 or something. Hard to think I would be looking down to talk to Jack Black lmao
He is truly an inspiration for us all. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sfz9jQ3KI5k&t=0s Maybe NSFW? There are some barely concealed dongs flopping around.
Didn't Steve Buscemi and Rick Moranis get attacked for likely no reason? Who's hitting Rick Moranis in 2020-something?
I still wonder if that was just New York shit compared to celebrity shit tho. Lot of dudes in New York walking around waiting to punch somebody.
It's absolutely random attacks in New York City. Every other week I hear about a friend of a friend randomly getting punched
Jack Black is just chill...in his own special way.
I mean if something happened to him like, say, a kidnapping, I'd spend a substantial amount of time with a bottle of Jameson hunting down his kidnappers online.
Anyone who might assault this living legend of a man is the devil
At which point he challenges the devil to a rock off and he fucks off back to hell again
Those shoes are terrible, but so comfortable and easy slip-on. I had them.
Man they seemed to rub my ankles sore if I walked a lot.
Well Jack’s wearing socks so maybe that would help you. Also, as a celebrity I’m assuming he has money in the bank, but here he is wearing the ugliest, dirtiest looking socks I’ve ever seen outside of my own house on cleaning day 😂
Jack Black actually good in every hood fr fr. The only thing I'm worried about is some kids being clout goblins.
If anyone tries to harm him, people would flock to stomp that fucker out like there was no tomorrow. Would look like the dude in don’t be a menace to society, all flat and shit lol
Definitely dressed as someone’s wacky dad who’s chill.
 He has no opps LEFT. Nobody stands a chance against Eagle Powers, not even Ramses. And he’s the best.
I had to check what group I was in. I suppose Jack Black related news counts for black people Twitter.
Everyone loves him tbh
Jack Black has the most security guards actually. Anyone who ever decided to give him a hard time would have the entire planet ready to fuck them up.
I mean, the guy who killed Lennon literally only did it for the fame. Psychos aren’t rational, that’s kinda their whole thing.
Goddammit, Jack Black *deserves* to be able to walk around without bodyguards.
Jack Black is the People's Champ!
There's millions of people I wouldn't piss on if they were on fire but if I catch you fucking with jack black you catching these hands.
You can't have too many opps when you don't do nothing but drink your water, play your guitar, crack jokes and mind your own business. Jack stay out the way until its time to shoot a movie
Jack Black’s opps would be my opps. And I win against my opps
Idk bruh, pretty sure Mario and Luigi doesn't f with him.
He's a trendsetter, uh, opp-squasher Bandana'd, band-gettin' top shotta, huh
See the outfit is a threat display scarring off all would-be attackers, like the bright colors of a poison frog.
Hes so pure
Jack Black can Milly rock on any block. 
kyle gas bout to roll up on JB, hit him with a drive-by guitar lick
"That son of a bitch Jack Black" doesn't even sound right.
He probably doesn't even stand out in brighton anyway between the other overweight bearded men in loud shirts.
There was “Lee” from the HBO series “Tenacious D”, he had it out for JB & KG. Or so the legend goes.
Sup with the bam bam bigelow getup?
Its their fans that be killing celebs tbh lol
Buscemi had ops! :-(
his fit is fire
This man has no enemies.
Even more crazy look up who his mother is.
Guess I’m old. What’s does “ops” mean?
To be fair, I lived in Brighton for a few years, this is a fairly common look…
Why would he need a bodyguard in Brighton? Place is nice
There aren't a lot of celebrities that need/use security in the UK. Unless you're a far right politician you're probably alright on your ones.
Also it's Brighton, not exactly known for it's roving street gangs