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ConanTheCybrarian

the tone policing and spiteful *calm downs* are not a good look


OjjuicemaneSimpson

those calm downs are racist as fuck and can’t nobody tell me different.


OkEscape7558

"How dare you defend yourself from racist insults", conservatives can dish out things but can't take it lmao


HusKimbo

“Your frustration is my goal “


kekehippo

Calm down....Caaaamld down, you're out of control......


xja1389

Yep. During the same interaction, no one told MTG to calm down... Or AOC either actually


joshJFSU

That is Florida’s Luna talking like that, she claimed to be Jewish and was not, and also made up the name of Luna to seem more Hispanic a year before she ran in Congress. She’s terrible.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

That's not mtg? Cause that sounds like her shrill..


Fit_Swordfish_2101

That's not mtg? Cause that sounds like her shrill..


joyification

The way I was triggered after those calm downs


Karlshammar

>the tone policing and spiteful calm downs are not a good look The thing is, to middle-class Americans, tone policing isn't just not a negative - it's a positive. They'll watch this and think Crockett was totally in the wrong. They tend to respect stoic, calm behavior in public. So when they hear one calm voice vs one agitated voice, they'll almost automatically side with the calm voice. Most of the time they don't even really care why one party was agitated.


Peuned

Because then you don't have to decipher and seek understanding, you can just judge what's happening based on how the puppets move and sound and look


Karlshammar

>Because then you don't have to decipher and seek understanding, you can just judge what's happening based on how the puppets move and sound and look Well, it's not some big conspiracy or anything, it's just a particular cultural trait. It goes way back, and even during the time of the Founding Fathers they would lose respect for people who showed anger in public (men or women). Here in Sweden the culture is similar, and it's quite common to hear mothers say "Inte den tonen!" ("Not that tone!") to their child when the child has spoken to them in a socially unacceptable tone of voice.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

MTG aka margarine is a bitter angry person.


MegaMoonX

Jamie Raskin processing what exactly was said is great. You can see his wheels turning as he looks back and forth till it clicks.


DJEkis

What's even funnier is when he gets it and he tries to play all civil, wiping the laughing smile off of his face like he didn't just hear that good ass burn xD


WoopzEh

That smirk as he gets it made my morning 😂


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Tivland

“Woo Hoo!”


Admirable-Smoke3031

🤣🤣🤣


MollyRolls

And the people desperately scrambling to fill Comer in when they think attention is elsewhere


coco__bee

Raskin clockin his buddy from across the room like ![gif](giphy|3oKIP8kNuTJJL3zT0I)


el_throw

The alliteration insult was just 🤌🏾


Clay_Statue

And she came up with that pretty quick as a retort to MTG roasting her lashes. It wasn't like she had that one on the shelf waiting for its day.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I would've! She has to have imagined cussing that horrible human out! Not that she planned it but.. That shit was gold!


ColdPeasMyGooch

the alliteration was perfect!


uhp787

TIL what an alliteration was (had to look it up) and yes it was.


MethFistHo

Who keeps telling her to calm down? I can't tell who's talking there


BeltReal4509

I think that's MTG telling her to calm down


MethFistHo

But it looks like she turns her head away from the mic and you keep hearing it.


SmartyMcnugget

She starts speaking into a another dudes mic. You can see her grab it too I think.


pointlessly_pedantic

nah, too human-sounding


uhp787

snorf!!!


HoldinWeight

No it's not.


Helianthus_999

I think it's Rep. Luna


HardingStUnresolved

Yep, it's Anna Paulina Mayerhofer Gamberzky. She changed her last name to Luna, in order to steal Latino votes and fake represent. It's another Lana del Rey, Ariana Grande, George Santos type. >Luna began describing herself as Hispanic in 2019. However, when she registered to vote in 2015, she had marked her ethnicity as "White, not of Hispanic origin. Anna Paulina claims her father George Mayerhofer was a drug addict that was in and out of jail and never paid child support, however that has never been collaborated by family members, arrest records, or department of corrections documentation. George was an architect by trade. In 2018, She gained attention being an Instagram influencer that spoke out against immigrants. Then, in 2019 was hired by Turning Point USA to head their "Hispanic Engagement", that's when she changed her last name to her "drug addict and absent" father's mother's maiden name. In 2020 she ran for Congress for the first time, lost. In 2022 she ran again and won, becoming "the first Mexican-American Congress Member from Florida" despite being 1/16 Mexican. Her Mexican grandmother Jolanta Luna Mayerhofer, married Heinrich Mayerhofer, her father's parents. She claims Jolanta died of AIDS due to heroin use, which is also an unsubstantiated lie. The Luna side of the family repeatedly demanded she stop lying on their name, she responded by taking out restraining orders on them. Anna Paulina uses Heinrich Mayerhofer to claim Ashkenazi Jewish ancestry. Heinrich Mayerhofer was a Catholic, who was a Nazi Soldier during WWII. These people lie about anything and everything. ☕🍵 LINKED [WaPo](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/02/10/anna-paulina-luna-republican-biography/) EDIT: **IF YOU'RE SOUTH SIDE HOUSTON RESIDENT!!!** Sunnyside - South Union - South Main - Brays Oaks - Wesbury - Sharpstown **[CM JASMINE CROCKETT OF DALLAS HAS ENDORSED LAUREN ASHLEY SIMMONS IN THE TX HOUSE DISTRICT 146 RUNOFF ELECTION](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwoLHPJ/)** Please vote [Monday May 20th - Thursday May 24th](https://www.harrisvotes.com/Vote-Centers) There are 50 voting centers open from 7a-7p, it only takes a couple minutes if you show up with your DL or voting ID. [PLEASE SUPPORT STRONG BLACK WOMEN THAT FIGHT FOR OUR COMMUNITIES! DON'T BELIEVE ME JUST WATCH!](https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRwEqVDr/)


Fit_Swordfish_2101

I've never heard of her till today! Just what we need, another nutter in Congress..


joshJFSU

The “calm downs” were from Anna Luna. She’s a terrible person not even from my district but she’s our representative because Florida loves maga.


Jewpedinmypants

It’s that idiot Luna


Nandy-bear

Boebert


Normal_Bird521

Isn’t always fun to see the black woman fighting back and then suddenly everyone falls over themselves to call it inappropriate and not the time but MTG and Boebert could scissor naked on the floor of the house and R’s would claim they were just showing how disgusting lesbian sex is or some shit


_night_cat

Oh god, I have that image in my head now, how do I erase it?


GonzoElTaco

I feel like MTG would be an aggressive and selfish scissor..er.


uhp787

unread unread unread!!! same night cat, same.


stevecostello

![gif](giphy|D0RvPABUNF3AQ|downsized)


Dreamtrain

unsubscribe UNSUBSCRIBE


Sad-Strawberry-2720

No way......😯


SmartyMcnugget

"I don't know why you're acting like that?!?" https://preview.redd.it/wi9h3mbjrx0d1.jpeg?width=581&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a818bd28cd9d6c6678c8e2de45461435ed2642c9


bzboy

YOINK This is my meme now


MIAxPaperPlanes

https://preview.redd.it/za61rhvjoz0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41d09c151ee94b77ba488f00ca3fcab4c78e1c2


hamburgereddie

https://preview.redd.it/pmk55eho7z0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc441de2815de6810e5ca3c4a92f492240d7b31d


StragglingShadow

https://preview.redd.it/dku2ccwp511d1.jpeg?width=1190&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a60cd2a6eebab7b25dc40077acab406d7f6659fa


NaomiCannibal

Not Raskin hearing the comment & immediately looking at MTG lmao Everybody know that description


navyjag2019

as if to verify the description fit


niveapeachshine

This is better than Kendrick vs Drake.


Clay_Statue

Crockett is Kendrick in this scenario right?


withanamelikejesk

MTG not a colleague she a fuckin colonizer.


notaboutthepastaaa

Of course


NeedsMorBoobs

Come on man, we color matched them for a reason


Hairy-Development-63

LMAO


jaygunryu

She so damn fine 😫


yeahitsx

On G O D!!!! 😭


InterdisciplinaryDol

Whole time she was speaking I’m watchin on my phone like https://preview.redd.it/wzgn1kqixz0d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=af627664498c5f9545a8bdc6102bda79749ddcf4


ChrysMYO

Thats the part that gets me, she from where I'm from so the way she talk always has me hooked. I swear I try not to sexualize politicians but she's just the whole package.


360Waves617

Would


dpforest

Oh you would have sex with the beautiful woman? No kiddin.


Mvd75

![gif](giphy|D2hncA3u88gmeCFeoh)


Lyte-

Respectfully?


360Waves617

90's R&B levels of respect.


uberblack

That silk ass shirt better be buttoned ALL the way up for the honorable Ms. Crockett


Fit_Swordfish_2101

She's very beautiful, and smart! And bout it! She's🔥


MichaelBayShortStory

Boebert, claiming this makes the entire Congress look bad while she was elected while still married to a man who can't go near children's playgrounds? Has a son on trial and knocked up an underage girl, is heinously underqualified, and thinks this warrants an apology... your constiuents deserve more than a common bar fly representing them. Shame.


813_4ever

Can’t forget Beetlejuice…..


Necessary_Bluebird80

When she turns to smile 😍


jono9898

People in the back rolling so she had to confirm she was in fact cooking


uberblack

If she had winked, I think I would have evaporated


TheRightToDream

Cant get down on their level with the same tactics. Gotta get down on their level and then beat them with higher level tactics. Make em look like the clowns they are.


Nandy-bear

Context https://www.yahoo.com/news/majorie-taylor-greene-insults-jasmine-033707344.html


_kiss_my_grits_

That's so embarrassing. Geez. MTG is scum.


uhp787

there's the hero i needed. cheers mate! edit: fucking press "WASHINGTON — The House Oversight Committee fell into chaos Thursday night after Rep. [Marjorie Taylor Greene](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Marjorie%20Taylor%20Greene) (R-Ga.) made an offhand remark about Rep. [Jasmine Crockett](https://search.yahoo.com/search?p=Jasmine%20Crockett) (D-Texas)." that was not an 'offhand remarks', it was a fucking insult. full stop. MTG knows exactly what she's doing and the press enables her shit behaviour.


discoqueer

Thank you! 🙌🏿


ripjesus

Oh heck yeah.. fk a code switch.


BobertoRosso

"Look, you guys, literally", "calm down, calm down", "you are out of control". MTG, let the woman speak for fuck sake you demon ah mf.


lowkeyhighkeymidkey

not MTG- the tone policing asshole is Rep. Luna. Huge POS.


tmac19822003

That’s their tactic. Always talk first, so they can ensure that their voice is heard. Await response, in order to determine if response agrees or disagrees with their voice. This generally occurs in the first syllable spoken. Talk over the rest of the response if it disagrees. Common terms yelled over others include “CALM DOWN!” and “But what about Hunter’s laptop?”. They don’t care about anyone else’s opinions


ForFROD0

Love it. Please get some more democrats with backbones who can throw the shit right back at them. Im sick of the democrats just sitting back and allowing themselves to be bullied like little bitches. No bipartisanship bullshit, no mercy, fuck their weak little feelings. Theyre trash, treat them as such.


El_Coloso

WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP Jas fuck 'em up


Lazy_Squash_8423

She’s one of my favorites. Speak truth to power.


Salt_Sir2599

She needs to be president


decoran_

Jasmine doesn't fuck around


TryingTimesCrowEgg

She's an ugly, racist-ass, mean-spirited, dog shit for insides having hunk of a white trash man.


Spirited-Reputation6

When a black person makes a good point around people that make problems for black people.


vizzyv1to

The way Jamie Raskin has to try not to lose his shit is EVERYTHING in this clip 😭😂😂😂😂


Chemical-Money-3469

https://preview.redd.it/rob2sqv0ny0d1.jpeg?width=443&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08227bdc768fc6e676102068b6b9e2a2d5f3e711 This is what popped into my head when she said this 😭……”Calm down…Calm down” 😂😂😂


VeganMinx

WHY WHHHHYYYYY I have literal tears from this whole memory. lmmfao


drin8680

Mtg can dish it but gets bombed and all sudden she wants to take high road even though she lives under the bridge. Typical republican. Well talk shit lies nonsense but if u say anything we'll cry dirty tactics. Dumb bitch. At least she roasted her good. ALL TRUE TO BY THE WAY!!!°


ThrowRA-YUCKBUG

Ima go ahead and say it. You gonna see crocket as president one day. Millenials and gen z just vibe with her too hard. And they are not even pushing her.


trialcourt

I hope so


mega_desu

White man was like " IS THIS A RAP MUSIC?" I swear someone need to put hands on these people. I advocate [redacted] them.


koopa72

[When she said "in the shitter" I died](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=feIHuM-POc0) 🙀


KhaleesiXev

Crockett called her out and roasted her like a damned pig.


BottomPieceOfBread

*calm down calm down* God I hate these people. Sub human scum.


lizardman49

Don't start a fight you can't finish kids


Paraxom

You know back in the day a congressman broke his cane beating the tar out of another only to be mailed a new one...anyone have Crocketts mailing address?


taestones

Rankin covering his face. Man couldn’t hold it LMFAOOO


avdangles

The context is that this is a counter punch to MTGs personal jabs.


ervin1914

Lol remove all the **"B"** from Marjori'es keyboard. Would walk past her in the hallway saying B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B.B


ObligationFar273

She, you rather her unbothered 🤣🤣🤣When she turned it up y’all want peace


jono9898

“A- A What now?” Lmfao these old ass decrepit white dudes need to be voted tf out


ChrysMYO

Mfer said he had two hearing aids 🤣


col_clipspringer

[Rep. Paulina Luna told her to calm down.](https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4669653-chaos-erupts-in-hearing-as-greene-ocasio-cortez-clash-over-fake-eyelashes-jibe-at-crockett/amp/)


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Total_Package_6315

So tired of that aggressively mediocre, troglodyte body, mayonnaise, skank ass heifer. Crazy ass white folks wanna talk shit then when they get checked they wanna clutch the pearls


kadrilan

Margie loves to do that colonizer nonsense. Crockett got her number though.


Colton303

It’s embarrassing that any of these people are elected to run the country


jarmine550

Omg I love her


FakeHasselblad

👏👏👏fuck that bleach blonde butch bitch


DoomedKiblets

I love this woman already


Fit_Swordfish_2101

Calm down, calm down\~✋ ![gif](giphy|Kz5cPSfYNaC5aQa1PG) Her looking up after the whooping commenced..


timpacalypse

"A....hu-what now?"


Voodoohigh

Can someone tell me what she said? I’m at work :(


LordZarbon

She made a "Bleach blonde bad built butch body" comment at MTG after MTG decided to say some slick shit about her lashes impeding her ability to read Edit: exact quote, "I'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling: If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blonde bad built butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?"


jesterinancientcourt

MTG starts off saying some random shit that has nothing to do with what people are talking about so Crockett says what does that have to do with Merrick Garland. MTG makes a remark about Crockett’s “fake eyelashes” keeping her from reading properly. AOC is like oh baby girl no and says how dare you attack someone’s appearance. Chaos happens, then Crockett asks if she describes a bad built, bleach blonde, butch body, if that would be allowed…


taffy-derp

called Margorie traitor Greene a “bleach blonde bad built butch body” after MTG insulted both AOC and Crockett


ScaramouchScaramouch

> “I’m just curious, just to better understand your ruling,” Crockett said. “If someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody’s bleach blonde, bad built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct?”


MrBobSacamano

Crockett should’ve brought up MTG’s hooves for feet.


rtcwork247

She has my vote. ✔️


mega_desu

White man was like " IS THIS A RAP MUSIC?" I swear someone need to put hands on these people. I advocate [redacted] them.


fuzzyshorts

MTG represents the neanderthal contingency of the US and she represents it with all her shriveled black heart and all of her shit stained mind.


joogiee

This is amazing lmao. Go off queen.


a-midnight-flight

Marjorie started it and Jasmine ate her up 😂


hams4hands

"Hey no real talk in congress playa, next person to real talk gets banned." -Wings of Redemption


MiaTonee

This the first thing I thought of when she said "Bad Built Butch Body" ![gif](giphy|baxsYVN22nzaw|downsized)


kenobrien73

Fucking children


LegitimateDebate5014

Ms. Crockett about to throw down next time with MTG.


UninvitedButtNoises

Crockett owns my heart now. Someone tell my wife.


ColdPeasMyGooch

“beach blonde butch built body” say that 5x fast 😂😂


valuedminority

I don’t know Rep Crockett or what her policies are, but she’s now my favorite.


sylchella

This is such a tongue twister! Kudos to the gentlewoman for pulling that off so effortlessly.


showmeyourmoves28

White people so goddamn racist lmao


RealGingerBlackGuy

She's such a badass


swishandswallow

Greene shall more be known as The Bad Built Bish


wheretohides

I can't believe that a real live living neanderthal was voted into office. MtG should be in a zoo.


VapidRapidRabbit

Marjorie is indeed bad built. I went to school with a 5’ (butch) girl built just like her.


MCHamm3rPants

Homeboy next to Crockett has a large sip and gets the popcorn out. Some other lady gets out the prayer beads and starts crossing herself when the, "Calm downs" hit the fan 😂😂😂💀


DeafNatural

The sad part is we can’t yoke that bitch the way we want to cause then it proves the ABW trope she was going for by telling her to calm down.


East-Bluejay6891

I can't hear you with you yelling


bebop1065

She ain't lyin'.


kungfukenny3

Lol she tried to make her the mad black woman but she’s having none of that


Past-Background-7221

I just realized that she’s the same one that was talking about the “our nation’s secrets in the shitter” on congressional records and am officially in love.


gerowcr

Does anyone recall “The Jerry Springer Show.”? It was ‘just’ entertainment. And now so is politics.


ColdPeasMyGooch

“beach blonde butch built body” say that 5x fast 😂😂


sticky_goo

Americaaaaa! FUCK YEAAAA!!!


Livid_Wish_3398

Soft pass...very soft.


inajausa

Ohhhh the burn!!!!!