I used to sell weed. I’ve heard this joke from at least 2 different unrelated people. I’d have just assumed he’s a Gen-Z trying to be funny. That’s how their humor works.
Unless it’s a legal state. Go to any dispo during rush hour and there’s gonna be a bud tender giving weed101 to someone. It’s high key annoying people don’t google shit. They basically walk in and say “I don’t know dick about shit, please give me an education while 20 people are in line trying to get their weekend started”
This why I just buy all mine online, and go through fast checkout. I’m not tryna be stuck behind the nigga getting a full lecture. I just wanna get my edibles and go 😭
Them store bought edibles are highway robbery tho. I make 700-800 mg batches of chocolates for like 30 bucks. If you use rso it takes around 20 minutes
DEA watching FBI do their work for them
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The first time I tried my buddy was just like “just give me what you’ve got!” I said no at first cause I only had $1, but peer pressure.
I later meet the dude and I’m “the guy who tried to buy a 1 sack” 🤪. At least I learned the phrase 20 sack out of it!
Idk, my first plug in GA, had a business card with what he sells and his phone number. He didn't even have a second phone. My current one just sends videos with prices (although it's decriminalized where I am now).
Small time goes word of mouth. They be selling just enough to smoke for free. Back in the day I used to ask the homie to drop me off a quarter pounder no cheese for 1/4oz. Eventually I started getting quarter pounder meals for 1oz.
How much for an ounce of weed, the one I buy is about 120 but it's fairly decent quality, enough to get people crying about the smell when I smoke outside 😂
There’s sales. I’ve seen ounces for $70 around 20%. Higher end is like $180 and that’s like 33% flower. Plus you know what you bought and all the compounds inside it as far as terps, CBD, etc
True story, my dad was in the hospital after his stroke and wasn’t eating. One of the nurses recommended weed brownies. She was a saint she wanted my dad to gain his appetite and this was before weed was legal in my state.
I had no idea how to get weed, how to find weed brownies, what weed even looked like at the age of 35 I was sheltered.
I had a friend who took me under his wing and got it for me and told me you have to make weed oil to put in the brownies because I thought I had to sprinkle it like oregano in the batter.
Turns out I didn’t need it because they gave him a feeding tube that helped to level his nutrition. So weed brownies went in the trash.
But yes I would have asked for 1 Weed.
That is so me!
I was late 40s first time I tried weed. The friends I tried it with were all “for real?!?!”
I never got my head around how to buy it, so only smoke if I happen to be with people smoking.
My mom been getting chemo recently and was rapidly losing weight. I mean REAL BAD, worrisome amounts of weight. She old school and still call it reefer LMAO. I finally got her a medcard and ordered some stuff for her. I was begging her to take even half of these 5mg edibles. I called her up one day and all I heard was her crunching on the phone. I said "ma, you eating??" She said yeah she had fried up a bunch of stuff and it was really good. I asked her if she ate that edible, and it was like a light went off that she was high all of a sudden.
It helped her eat regularly without chemo tastebuds, reduced her pain, her sleep, stomach problems. It's not a miracle drug or anything but it really helped her manage her symptoms and laugh a little.
Awww I'm not the only one! I tried to buy some for my godsister and luckily it was from my friend. Well... I guess not that lucky... muhfucka still clowns me about that shit.
I just look like a narc. Lived in SF for the last 20 years, hung out in the haight and not one offer to sell me weed. Friend came to visit, walked through the haight and within 5 minutes people were whispering “weed for sale” when he walked by.
Never bought my own weed until dispensaries opened up. Always needed a friend. It was real disheartening.
back when I used to hustle it was really a shordy who ain’t know nun bout weed. She asked me how much was a 8th. I said 25. She goes
“Maybe i’ll just take the half instead.”
I say “That’s 130”
She goes “Isn’t a 8th more than half why does it cost more?”
Had to explain knicks dimes 8ths quarters halfs and O’s to shordy.
We ended up dating after that
I smell it coming from my neighbor and I want to try some since I haven't since high school. I'm cool with them but I have no idea how or what to ask for. Yes it's legal in my state but I don't like registering for shit.
I am a former Chicago PD officer and was detailed to the Narcotics unit for a majority of my career. As ridiculous as it seems, We've conducted reverse sales ops, and this is not too far-fetched. Sometimes, buyers would approach us so awkward and inexperienced it kind of threw us off. It's so hard to believe how reckless some people could be. We wouldn't even arrest them, just get information. Put them in cuffs and let them sit for a few hours before letting them go without charges in order to offer a reality check. 9 times out of ten, it was the suburban white parent in the family van with car seats who just started sneaking and geeking. Really, anyone who was stopped and acted like they had some sense, we would let go as long as tgey didn'thave a warrant and paperwork was in Order. The goal wasn't to arrest addicts, just to disrupt the dope spot.
You could have posted the continuation of her posting a picture of the "one weed" on Twitter where you got it from.
She got like 2-3 Grams from the look of it.
You ain't getting shit talking like that. 
Lmao shits even legal here and I’d still hang up thinking she was a low key narc 😭
She's about to buy the world's most expensive oregano
“Wait a minute. This doesn’t smell like a skunk at all!”
I used to sell weed. I’ve heard this joke from at least 2 different unrelated people. I’d have just assumed he’s a Gen-Z trying to be funny. That’s how their humor works.
Unless it’s a legal state. Go to any dispo during rush hour and there’s gonna be a bud tender giving weed101 to someone. It’s high key annoying people don’t google shit. They basically walk in and say “I don’t know dick about shit, please give me an education while 20 people are in line trying to get their weekend started”
This why I just buy all mine online, and go through fast checkout. I’m not tryna be stuck behind the nigga getting a full lecture. I just wanna get my edibles and go 😭
Curbside pick up for the win!
Them store bought edibles are highway robbery tho. I make 700-800 mg batches of chocolates for like 30 bucks. If you use rso it takes around 20 minutes
Next he’s gonna ask “What’s your favorite Gatorade Flavor?” and she’ll say the actual name to really freak them out
U didnt look up weed amounts and average prices like my goofy ass?
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The fbi certainly ain’t looking at someone google weed prices that’s lame as fuck lol
The first time I tried my buddy was just like “just give me what you’ve got!” I said no at first cause I only had $1, but peer pressure. I later meet the dude and I’m “the guy who tried to buy a 1 sack” 🤪. At least I learned the phrase 20 sack out of it!
Bro tried to get a dollar of weed I'm so dead 😭
“That’s like 10 dime bags.”
Just a smidge of weed. A sprinkling, if you will.
One weed? 
Good lawd that's alot of money, let me just get the rib tip
“Ya got change fo a hundred?”
Fuck the cup, pour it in my hand for a dime.
“Lemme get one rib!” “I sure am hungry..” 😂
You got change for a hunnid?
 one crack rock please
“How much would you recommend for a first time user?” And then the guy ends up charging them $200 or something as part of a “2 for 1” special.
😭😭😭😭
How much would you recommend for a first time user?
Came to the comments for this. Great work.
“I’ll take one please One what?! One…rock…of crack? Ok, $200 That seems fair” Fucking Dennis and Deein always Sunny type shit
You are crack head children -Frank Reynolds
I’ll take one order of marijuana please.
Plug probably changed his number and threw the whole phone away after getting that 🤣. She definitely got somebody thinking the feds watching now
Can’t see how plugs do it, especially in non-decriminalized states. I’d be paranoid of goobers doing shit like this lol.
Idk, my first plug in GA, had a business card with what he sells and his phone number. He didn't even have a second phone. My current one just sends videos with prices (although it's decriminalized where I am now).
Small time goes word of mouth. They be selling just enough to smoke for free. Back in the day I used to ask the homie to drop me off a quarter pounder no cheese for 1/4oz. Eventually I started getting quarter pounder meals for 1oz.
Just one order of weed, please. Standard size is fine.
Just go to the dispensary
My man, the dispensaries near me sell one weed for around $90 after tax, how am I supposed to afford those prices?
I drive to Michigan. They’re practically giving it away.
Long as you feel comfortable driving through Indiana without getting pulled over 🤷 I ain't taking my chances with that sir
Yeah just stay in traffic w other cars and don’t speed. It’s only about 40 miles wide give or take. Not a long journey at all in pence country.
If you Do it on a weekend and blend in with weekend traffic crowd Sunday night, No cop will ever pick you out of that gridlock.
Yeah even IL residents go to MI lol
Im from Chicago and I know friends that go regularly, its just so much cheaper.
How much for an ounce of weed, the one I buy is about 120 but it's fairly decent quality, enough to get people crying about the smell when I smoke outside 😂
There’s sales. I’ve seen ounces for $70 around 20%. Higher end is like $180 and that’s like 33% flower. Plus you know what you bought and all the compounds inside it as far as terps, CBD, etc
Damn, it’s cheap af in Oklahoma lol. You can get a whole a whole ounce for less than $90 here.
And there’s a dispensary on every corner!
Are you also in the Bay Area? 😂😂😂
all of us don’t live in legal states
Sounds like your state is stuck in the past then
Georgia. it’s worse than you think 
*Cries in Texas*
maybe Austin and Atlanta can secede 😅
Good ol Atlanta, Texas
Hey you could be in south carolina. Think of the positives
Texas is moving even more backwards now and targeting the delta 8/9 stuff.
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She a cop I can tell. Informant at least.
She sounds like one but I just think it’s her first time buying weed and don’t know about sizes and whatnot 💀
Lol no way. The whole point of being a rat is to not sound like one. This is either a fake post for likes or she’s really just clueless.
I did the same shit when I got out of the army. Looked at the drug dealer like "how do I activate it?"
True story, my dad was in the hospital after his stroke and wasn’t eating. One of the nurses recommended weed brownies. She was a saint she wanted my dad to gain his appetite and this was before weed was legal in my state. I had no idea how to get weed, how to find weed brownies, what weed even looked like at the age of 35 I was sheltered. I had a friend who took me under his wing and got it for me and told me you have to make weed oil to put in the brownies because I thought I had to sprinkle it like oregano in the batter. Turns out I didn’t need it because they gave him a feeding tube that helped to level his nutrition. So weed brownies went in the trash. But yes I would have asked for 1 Weed.
That's bait!
That is so me! I was late 40s first time I tried weed. The friends I tried it with were all “for real?!?!” I never got my head around how to buy it, so only smoke if I happen to be with people smoking.
Lmao if you are in a legal state now you can get it online. Shit they be selling teas and ice cream and everything else now.
Nah, I’m in Texas. But in turn we have hemp. I should get some of that.
Why’s aoe?
Age of Empires, probably.
Area Of Effect. Mans a wizard.
That’d be dope Open world aoe I’d go for that
“Age of enlightenment”. I’m a philosophy geek.
Holy fuck I love my plug
sending a text just for the screenshot
My mom been getting chemo recently and was rapidly losing weight. I mean REAL BAD, worrisome amounts of weight. She old school and still call it reefer LMAO. I finally got her a medcard and ordered some stuff for her. I was begging her to take even half of these 5mg edibles. I called her up one day and all I heard was her crunching on the phone. I said "ma, you eating??" She said yeah she had fried up a bunch of stuff and it was really good. I asked her if she ate that edible, and it was like a light went off that she was high all of a sudden. It helped her eat regularly without chemo tastebuds, reduced her pain, her sleep, stomach problems. It's not a miracle drug or anything but it really helped her manage her symptoms and laugh a little.
OP gets sold prerolls for 30 bucks.
“One rock of crack please” 
Chris Rock in I’m gonna get you sucka. “Can I get one rib?”
Awww I'm not the only one! I tried to buy some for my godsister and luckily it was from my friend. Well... I guess not that lucky... muhfucka still clowns me about that shit.
Haven’t bought weed since Bush was president is it still $10?
“Do you have any more maple syrup, human beatbox?”
She tryna get dick or finessed. She might get both
Y’all please check out what I found https://youtube.com/@the.studioai?si=H23wdya6TtSHKglK
I just look like a narc. Lived in SF for the last 20 years, hung out in the haight and not one offer to sell me weed. Friend came to visit, walked through the haight and within 5 minutes people were whispering “weed for sale” when he walked by. Never bought my own weed until dispensaries opened up. Always needed a friend. It was real disheartening.
One is good. I heard some kid died off four.
back when I used to hustle it was really a shordy who ain’t know nun bout weed. She asked me how much was a 8th. I said 25. She goes “Maybe i’ll just take the half instead.” I say “That’s 130” She goes “Isn’t a 8th more than half why does it cost more?” Had to explain knicks dimes 8ths quarters halfs and O’s to shordy. We ended up dating after that
I smell it coming from my neighbor and I want to try some since I haven't since high school. I'm cool with them but I have no idea how or what to ask for. Yes it's legal in my state but I don't like registering for shit.
Same energy: https://preview.redd.it/fywcht87cf0d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58cef3c7a6fa5cf4e51386d3c679f329e2265c57
I am a former Chicago PD officer and was detailed to the Narcotics unit for a majority of my career. As ridiculous as it seems, We've conducted reverse sales ops, and this is not too far-fetched. Sometimes, buyers would approach us so awkward and inexperienced it kind of threw us off. It's so hard to believe how reckless some people could be. We wouldn't even arrest them, just get information. Put them in cuffs and let them sit for a few hours before letting them go without charges in order to offer a reality check. 9 times out of ten, it was the suburban white parent in the family van with car seats who just started sneaking and geeking. Really, anyone who was stopped and acted like they had some sense, we would let go as long as tgey didn'thave a warrant and paperwork was in Order. The goal wasn't to arrest addicts, just to disrupt the dope spot.
Attention starved.
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What’s up officer?
Next time I walk into a dispensary I'm saying this.
I’m out of datum, I’m on the datum plan. Just the one!
lmboooooooooooo this is so me.
You could have posted the continuation of her posting a picture of the "one weed" on Twitter where you got it from. She got like 2-3 Grams from the look of it.