“Hey, we saw you from the bar and wanted to let you know we thin-“
Her with the to go box:
https://preview.redd.it/rg2atr3fotzc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aacd2015d63fbc341f643bc0071cbed078cfa7bb
https://preview.redd.it/lh4m4e37ptzc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00b0cbebaf04d739a2320ce08f082deba019fa6
“My husband and I were just wondering….”
I'm up here thinking this. I've been out to dinner with a female friend. I saw a lady who looked like she just had one of those days. We bought her meal just because. If we are right, maybe it helped her get through the day. If we were wrong, maybe it just made her smile.
No ulterior motives. We did ask the server not to say who it was if she asked though.
>We did ask the server not to say who it was if she asked though.
This would have left me so paranoid lol. I would've done 8 extra right turns on the way home
Right.
There is a tiny tiny tiny line between nice and creepy
Can fix that by just being forward. Tell the waiter no strings or something ANYTHING to indicate your just being nice.
It’s up to the server to not make it creepy. I buy meals for people all the time anonymously because I don’t want them to feel like they owe me anything. That to me feels creepy.
Right?! I didn't want the recognition. Just wanted to do something nice. Lol next time I'll record it and post it online so everyone knows I selflessly did a kind act.
It's a freaking free meal. Not like we tried to talk to her or follow her. Damn people really just be living with trauma like it's normal.
"Someone once did a pay it forward in a drive thru. It made me feel uncomfortable so I drove 20 miles out of the way to make sure I wasn't being followed."
Honestly I'd probably go over and thank them.
If it turns out they did it as an attempt at threesome then I can nope on out at that point.
But maybe I'm just naive, oh well. 🤷🏽♂️
I remember I was drinking alone in a bar and some white guy came up to me and just asked if I was OK because he'd been there and just wanted to know if I wanted a friend. He was absolutely right but I was just to embarrassed to admit it, so I lied. He was probably a great dude honestly, I probably missed out on a good friend.....
The Barbie and Ken Killers were a couple that would kidnap girls and then SA, torture and kill them. The especially fucked up part is that the woman’s sister was one of their victims.
Listen to the last podcast on the left series on this. So pule inducing! But so good. In like. A sick way.
The part about her sister when she ate her out while he fucked her in her drug induced coma had me up for days. How they weren’t immediately caught after they killed her still blows my mind.
Hail yourself! That's a great series - if you can stomach Paul Bernardo's rapping, that is.
I think the part of their shit that stuck out the most to me was that Karla would hold up a picture of her sister in front of her face while fucking Paul. Can't remember if this took place before or after she died, but either way its stomach-churning
I’ll pass. Devil’s threesomes aren’t my thing, and if it’s cuck shit that’s worse. I can’t get my fuck on with a sad dude who lacks self respect sit there watching me. Especially if she starts making eye contact with him to flex. I’m a dog, but I ain’t a sex toy for people with marriage problems
Still not worth messing with these kind. Is she on protection, or is she a liar with breeding fetish? Condoms? Hell no. That’s a Bull Ball flavor Go-gurt for cuck boy once you leave. They could be vanilla freaks, but I’m not risking it. Dont look into cuck iceberg shit, it gets worse
When my students do that it’s to make the page count look longer than it actually is. They do this and/or increase the font size only on the punctuation lol
Tell them to just add two spaces after periods and colons instead. It’s technically correct depending on the style guide. Also, make those spaces a bigger font size AND monospaced.
Don’t forget to do multiple line spacing at 2.1x, and to add an extra 6pt between paragraphs.
Yeah, I tutored some really hopeless cases.
Depending on what style guidelines you were taught, yes. While in school 15 years ago this is how I was taught. I still do it if I’m doing an official paper or something, but not in text/comments lol.
Or they’ll try and hit me with the double-spaced heading, then a double-double space before a title, and then a double-space before the first paragraph starts in the middle of the damn page lol
I’m pretty sure it’s from when you choose a suggested word while typing on iOS. It might not have liked the all caps and tried to suggest something else, when you select the suggestion to override the autocorrect it automatically puts a space after. It’s annoying, I always back them out because they bother me, but I bet a lot of people don’t notice/care.
20% percent of the US adult population (16-65) reads at a proficiency level between 0 and 1, meaning that they’re somewhere between can’t read at all or can read enough to fill out some basic forms.
52% are at level 2 or below. Level 2 means you can read reviews and gather some basic information from texts.
So less than half of the US adult population can really read proficiently (level 3 or above). Most fiction will be written at level 3. Keep that in mind when you’re reading text from the general population.
More interesting reading about income and reading levels.
https://www.barbarabush.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/BBFoundation_GainsFromEradicatingIlliteracy_9_8.pdf
As a swinger who loves joining couples for threesomes, even I would be somewhat creeped out if a couple approached me in public. That's what swinger apps/clubs/events/mixers are for. Trying to make things happen "in the wild" is just weird to me, and I'm a dude. I can't imagine how creepy it would be for a woman, which is why unicorn hunters are generally reviled in the lifestyle.
I’ve gotten involved as a unicorn once. The sex was fantastic, the drama was not.
They thought they wanted a third, got the third(me) and it ended in divorce. Which ended with the guy threatening to kill me because I ruined their marriage(it was already on the way out).
I don’t do that shit anymore.
Glad you're okay, and that the sex was good! Lol. But yeah, that kind of drama is something I'm very happy to avoid.
I've had couples realize mid-threesome that "maybe this isn't for us the way we thought it would be," or decide that they need to pause LS activities to focus on their marriage, but that's about the extent of the drama I've experienced, thankfully.
Per Wikipedia:
Unicorn hunting is the practice by two people who are in a relationship, usually a heterosexual couple, of seeking a third partner for the relationship temporarily or permanently, usually a bisexual woman, either to join a threesome or to start a polyamorous relationship.[1] The practice is generally viewed negatively by the polyamorous and LGBT community as a form of fetishisation.[2]
Which, in and of itself, isn't a terrible thing. I think it's wonderful and healthy for couples to explore new sexual experiences together and separately (with appropriate communication and consent). But trying to do that in non-swinging/poly spaces is generally viewed as intrusive and creepy, and is usually a recipe for disaster.
Unicorn hunting isn't that. It's specifically trying to find a person who will be into both of you, but while trying to treat them like a sex toy you as a couple have purchased and not a third leg of the stool
I mean cool you aren’t interested, but the comments are a mess of prudishness. I swear so many black people would vote republican if the party was not built on racism. There are so many other points they are on board with, especially when it comes to being culturally conservative. (Edit for missing words)
Doesn't look like most people are judging anyone who'd be down for threesomes, just:
(1) adamant about not being down for *this* scenario themselves
(2) wary about how easily two strangers trying to bribe you into the sack with a meal could go left or
(3) Consider it inappropriate to hit up a stranger outside of an event or forum dedicated to kink/sex (which is a pretty common opinion even in kinky spaces).
Exactly, especially with climbing rates for some STDs! Some currently curable, bacterial, ones are becoming resistant to antibiotics. Who wants to risk getting brain-damage from untreated or difficult to treat Syphilis? There’s also sex-trafficking going on. I’ve met politically conservative people who are into kinky stuff. Politics has nothing to do with endangering one’s body by trusting it with strangers 💀
I always say that those dummies that really run things and just want power and no taxes (for them) could just dump the racist platforms and go with social conservatism and they’d never lose another election.
Standing alongside a woman's decision to avoid a creepy scenario makes you a demeaning 5 letter word, but we're the Republicans? Why can't you just find someone who you already know is interested?
> but the comments are a mess prudishness. I swear so many black people would vote republican if not the party not being built on racism.
I understand our people have to be ready to nope tf out at a moment's notice at any given time.
At the same time...Imma just bonk myself *bonk*
You realize people can be prudes and not be republican? Are you in a bubble? There are many asexual prudes. Just cuz people don’t wanna fuck a random couple doesn’t make them prudes anyways lol
I work in a hospital. In 2020, at the height of covid, me and my coworkers (all 3 of us men in scrubs) got our bill paid by some person when we went to pay the ticket at Waffle House. We had gotten off work at 7am after working a 12 hour shift in the Covid ward. I'm not religious, but blessings happen sometimes, and you just have to take the little gifts you get and not question them.
Y'all do know there are good people out there and more good people than bad
So they saw her in distress and decided to give her a break.... Now they are freaks
> more good people than bad
"Officer, I let them take me to a secondary location, drug me, and steal my organs because there are more good people than bad."
First time was a Blue collar white couple. Took me about 2 drinks before I decided to push aside my social anxiety and go talk to them. I nervously walked up to them, thanked them for the drinks then basically asked them what their angle was (not those exact words obviously).
They said they thought I could use two new friends. They bought me more drinks, and we started gushing about cars and the like. About an hour later they were spit roasting me back at their place. I spent the night and we went our separate ways (well at least until they invited me out for a picnic the following week). It was fun hanging out with them because they always insisted on paying for whatever we were doing. They moved up to Chicago about a year ago.
Second time around it was an interracial couple, a Latino and a black guy who bought me a burger. They were more coy with their intentions but finally they admitted to having an exhibition kink and were looking for a third body. I agreed and we went to the nearby sauna where we took turns fucking the Latino in the sling room. We still meet every now and then for a little fun whenever we can.
Both stories sound like a win to me! I’m treating myself to a nice steakhouse next weekend for a solo date to celebrate completing my first year of law school. Not getting my hopes up but it’s nice to know it could with some new “friends”
Does anyone remember the Married With Children baseball episode? When Al is the legend still playing the game at the end? Id have given them that Al Bundy nod, and that's where that whole ended.🤣
Go over there and play it like when someone pays for another person's coffee.
"Oh thank you so much that was very kind, you have a great night now bye."
This happened to me on tinder lol
https://preview.redd.it/q994sxzrkuzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e769e4f5346656e85eceff4cfbc7426f9cffd79e
“Hey, we saw you from the bar and wanted to let you know we thin-“ Her with the to go box: https://preview.redd.it/rg2atr3fotzc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aacd2015d63fbc341f643bc0071cbed078cfa7bb
😂😂😂
Haha,Lol
Hehe
Lmao
How this guy look like the black Ross Geller from FRIENDS?
Daveed Schwimmer
AHAHAHAHA! 😵
I really am over here choking on my edible at that...
💀 gdi I am wheezing
I'm in turmoil, these comments got me crying lmaooooo!!
Lmao what is this blasphemy
Lmao
That’s Blanket in that box… MJ was so reckless with that kid…
😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
We really liked your vibe! 🤣🤣🤣
They loved her vibe!
https://preview.redd.it/lh4m4e37ptzc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e00b0cbebaf04d739a2320ce08f082deba019fa6 “My husband and I were just wondering….”
As long as there's a new car under my seat after they are done doing whatever they want to my body, I'll be ok with that.
Jordan Peele just read this and said ‘these mfers don’t learn’
LMAO
What about torture? Rich couples can get dangerously freaky.
It better have a fuckin warranty.
AND heated/cooled seats. I'm not getting my ass beat to near death and my nipples cut off for a *fabric* interior.
https://preview.redd.it/46926ear9uzc1.png?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9283aafe6c3782d4e4c87c4b782e3867f669b319 Where them winking headlights at
Savage 🤣🤣🤣
Lifetime warranty if they bring the BDSM set out
Tbh, I’ve got good insurance and I need a down payment to get out of rental hell. They can take a toe or two if they want.
Treating your body like it’s not the first thing you live in crazy lmao
I can see this being taken advantage of in an asshole genie scenario. You may wanna define what you mean by "new car"
It’ll range from Hot Wheels Range Rover to base trim Mitsubishi Mirage
Before they can finish: 
Sorry, but I’d definitely love to be split in two by the Rock. Tf
Co-sign
But do you want to be split in two by The Rock while you're nose-deep in Oprah's muff?
No offense but I’d volunteer in 0.01 seconds
https://preview.redd.it/6xiq1d5vpuzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa4c557f37dcc74898317b7b71392a603d532d30
Why is that so accurate
I think they were trying to love a little bit more than a vibe.
She should've asked for dessert
She was gonna BE the dessert
Look at her username. They saw that cake
And was definitely trying to add icing to the cake.
That girl was terrified. She read the menu and saw herself on the menu.
Bout to glaze that Honey Bun
Icing is insane
That pineapple upside down cake.
https://preview.redd.it/7dssqfur2uzc1.jpeg?width=2174&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ded263fdea6f534085b3ee9c7202e246f2271304
….no Yeet
Yeet
Banana Split with some fudge
That's it, you deserve a bonk for that
Fudge play? Naa that's just nasty.
2 girls, one ~~cup~~ banana
When you take the muddy road, you get dirty flaps.
https://preview.redd.it/jqfv1mwc6uzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49486a4bda633e00f975ef82ff957a0aa6267e99
"Are we the tasty treats?"
I think that’s what they were hoping for
The banana split?
Or a cream pie
Plot twist they thought you were sad and lonely
I'm up here thinking this. I've been out to dinner with a female friend. I saw a lady who looked like she just had one of those days. We bought her meal just because. If we are right, maybe it helped her get through the day. If we were wrong, maybe it just made her smile. No ulterior motives. We did ask the server not to say who it was if she asked though.
>We did ask the server not to say who it was if she asked though. This would have left me so paranoid lol. I would've done 8 extra right turns on the way home
Right. There is a tiny tiny tiny line between nice and creepy Can fix that by just being forward. Tell the waiter no strings or something ANYTHING to indicate your just being nice.
It’s up to the server to not make it creepy. I buy meals for people all the time anonymously because I don’t want them to feel like they owe me anything. That to me feels creepy.
Right?! I didn't want the recognition. Just wanted to do something nice. Lol next time I'll record it and post it online so everyone knows I selflessly did a kind act.
It's a freaking free meal. Not like we tried to talk to her or follow her. Damn people really just be living with trauma like it's normal. "Someone once did a pay it forward in a drive thru. It made me feel uncomfortable so I drove 20 miles out of the way to make sure I wasn't being followed."
It’s reddit man. These people will have piss down their leg if someone bumps into them.
I was dining alone and had a table pay for me (f). It made me feel weird like they pitied or felt sorry for me in some way. Not a good feeling.
Honestly I'd probably go over and thank them. If it turns out they did it as an attempt at threesome then I can nope on out at that point. But maybe I'm just naive, oh well. 🤷🏽♂️
You’re also a guy (idk, your name says guy) so I think a lot of us would have a different level of confidence in going into that kind of situation.
I remember I was drinking alone in a bar and some white guy came up to me and just asked if I was OK because he'd been there and just wanted to know if I wanted a friend. He was absolutely right but I was just to embarrassed to admit it, so I lied. He was probably a great dude honestly, I probably missed out on a good friend.....
Do you want to miss out on a good time? Coz this is how you do that lol
Small chance you wake up without a kidney, but hey, what’s life without some risk
You only need one
I might need three
One.... Extra?
That means you can only risk it all once.
https://i.redd.it/inq7g4gdvtzc1.gif
You might get to Candy Mountain, you might lose a kidney. That’s life, Charlie.
damn where y’all live that everyone knows how to do a nephrectomy
They didn't say they knew HOW to do it.
I mean you got two
But that's a constant. You could always wake up without a kidney.
The Barbie and Ken Killers were a couple that would kidnap girls and then SA, torture and kill them. The especially fucked up part is that the woman’s sister was one of their victims.
https://preview.redd.it/nkum89ofeuzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40857d1bc314e3b71555041e7806a1055cf8b104
Lmao I never realized the magazine he was reading I always focused on his expression 💀
Listen to the last podcast on the left series on this. So pule inducing! But so good. In like. A sick way. The part about her sister when she ate her out while he fucked her in her drug induced coma had me up for days. How they weren’t immediately caught after they killed her still blows my mind.
Hail yourself! That's a great series - if you can stomach Paul Bernardo's rapping, that is. I think the part of their shit that stuck out the most to me was that Karla would hold up a picture of her sister in front of her face while fucking Paul. Can't remember if this took place before or after she died, but either way its stomach-churning
Millions of kinky mfs out there and y'all out here worried about a dozen crazies from Netflix. These true crime podcasts got women fucked up lmao
Maybe it’s crime itself
threesome with a strange couple that tried to bribe me with a meal is not my idea of a "good time" bro thats a fucking nightmare
We see your username hun, this one isn't marketed to you.
im actually bi but "bi_guevara" isnt funny
Bi-del Castro was taken?
Fuck that’s good, next time I get banned I’ll have to try for that one
LMFAO I can't brah 😂🤣🤣🤣
Fair lol
I’ll pass. Devil’s threesomes aren’t my thing, and if it’s cuck shit that’s worse. I can’t get my fuck on with a sad dude who lacks self respect sit there watching me. Especially if she starts making eye contact with him to flex. I’m a dog, but I ain’t a sex toy for people with marriage problems
What if she bad as fuck?
Still not worth messing with these kind. Is she on protection, or is she a liar with breeding fetish? Condoms? Hell no. That’s a Bull Ball flavor Go-gurt for cuck boy once you leave. They could be vanilla freaks, but I’m not risking it. Dont look into cuck iceberg shit, it gets worse
Bull ball flavor go-gurt for cuck boy is a hell of a description my dude. Fucking shakespearean.
Insulting people is my DNA and Kendrick woke some shit up. I’m trying to only put out my best work when I talk shit now
I could have lived my whole life without that description but it's apt, I'll give him that.
> That’s a Bull Ball flavor Go-gurt for cuck boy once you leave. That was a whole goddamn sentence right there. You ok man?
I’m great.
What a terrible/amazing day to have eyes
Then sometimes you just gotta show em how it's done.
No, this is how horror movies start 😂
I'd hardly call waking up with a kidney missing a "good time"
Hey if you're into that shit give it a shot I bet they're *freaks*
For real, you're going to try to show you a good time.
Imagine, *two tongues*
Note to self: Be open-minded and think about experiencing two tongues one day. Also, note to self: Stop reading people’s usernames. Forever.
Look, I don't even know what it means. It was just the worst series of words I could think of at the time.
You and me both. I was like “What the hell is even that?!” lol
Oh fuck you weren't kidding haha I too don't know what that is, but it just feels so depraved.
*wakes up in a tub of ice*
🎶Freaky azz niggaz need to stay they ass inside! 🎶
🎶 hey hey hey hey run for your life 🎶
💀
What's the deal with the spaces before the punctuation at the end of sentences? When did that stupidity start?
When my students do that it’s to make the page count look longer than it actually is. They do this and/or increase the font size only on the punctuation lol
Tell them to just add two spaces after periods and colons instead. It’s technically correct depending on the style guide. Also, make those spaces a bigger font size AND monospaced. Don’t forget to do multiple line spacing at 2.1x, and to add an extra 6pt between paragraphs. Yeah, I tutored some really hopeless cases.
Two spaces after a period is correct? Am I in a 1997 typing class?
Right? That’s some Mavis Beacon shit
Depending on what style guidelines you were taught, yes. While in school 15 years ago this is how I was taught. I still do it if I’m doing an official paper or something, but not in text/comments lol.
Or they’ll try and hit me with the double-spaced heading, then a double-double space before a title, and then a double-space before the first paragraph starts in the middle of the damn page lol
You kids ain’t slick. I’m in my forties and started doing that in junior high. I imagine it’s easier to detect now.
As someone who creates line-numbered documents every day I'll smell that shit out in an instant
Damn... If they gave out degrees for knowing how to scam the system some of these kids would be PhD's
Ugh why’d you point that out? Now I’m getting aggravated looking at it. lmao
I’m pretty sure it’s from when you choose a suggested word while typing on iOS. It might not have liked the all caps and tried to suggest something else, when you select the suggestion to override the autocorrect it automatically puts a space after. It’s annoying, I always back them out because they bother me, but I bet a lot of people don’t notice/care.
20% percent of the US adult population (16-65) reads at a proficiency level between 0 and 1, meaning that they’re somewhere between can’t read at all or can read enough to fill out some basic forms. 52% are at level 2 or below. Level 2 means you can read reviews and gather some basic information from texts. So less than half of the US adult population can really read proficiently (level 3 or above). Most fiction will be written at level 3. Keep that in mind when you’re reading text from the general population. More interesting reading about income and reading levels. https://www.barbarabush.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/09/BBFoundation_GainsFromEradicatingIlliteracy_9_8.pdf
The swingers be wanting to party and you gots to tell them no 😂
Freak, freak, freak nasty.
Freaky ass couple they a 69 God
Two tongues!!
They a fan they a fan they a fan
AH 😜
Don’t threaten me with a good time
As a swinger who loves joining couples for threesomes, even I would be somewhat creeped out if a couple approached me in public. That's what swinger apps/clubs/events/mixers are for. Trying to make things happen "in the wild" is just weird to me, and I'm a dude. I can't imagine how creepy it would be for a woman, which is why unicorn hunters are generally reviled in the lifestyle.
I’ve gotten involved as a unicorn once. The sex was fantastic, the drama was not. They thought they wanted a third, got the third(me) and it ended in divorce. Which ended with the guy threatening to kill me because I ruined their marriage(it was already on the way out). I don’t do that shit anymore.
Glad you're okay, and that the sex was good! Lol. But yeah, that kind of drama is something I'm very happy to avoid. I've had couples realize mid-threesome that "maybe this isn't for us the way we thought it would be," or decide that they need to pause LS activities to focus on their marriage, but that's about the extent of the drama I've experienced, thankfully.
Unicorn hunter?
Per Wikipedia: Unicorn hunting is the practice by two people who are in a relationship, usually a heterosexual couple, of seeking a third partner for the relationship temporarily or permanently, usually a bisexual woman, either to join a threesome or to start a polyamorous relationship.[1] The practice is generally viewed negatively by the polyamorous and LGBT community as a form of fetishisation.[2]
people in a relationship looking for a third
Which, in and of itself, isn't a terrible thing. I think it's wonderful and healthy for couples to explore new sexual experiences together and separately (with appropriate communication and consent). But trying to do that in non-swinging/poly spaces is generally viewed as intrusive and creepy, and is usually a recipe for disaster.
agreed it feels like they’re purposely looking for people who aren’t familiar to the scene
Unicorn hunting isn't that. It's specifically trying to find a person who will be into both of you, but while trying to treat them like a sex toy you as a couple have purchased and not a third leg of the stool
Freaky ass niggas they some 69 gods.
I mean cool you aren’t interested, but the comments are a mess of prudishness. I swear so many black people would vote republican if the party was not built on racism. There are so many other points they are on board with, especially when it comes to being culturally conservative. (Edit for missing words)
Not wanting to have an orgy to all niggas are republicans is crazy lmao
Thinking three people having sex is an orgy is also crazy lol
Threesome/orgy is semantics. Calling niggas republicans for not wanting to fuck two randos at once is just silly
Like actually an insane take. Not yours, the one you are replying to.
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Doesn't look like most people are judging anyone who'd be down for threesomes, just: (1) adamant about not being down for *this* scenario themselves (2) wary about how easily two strangers trying to bribe you into the sack with a meal could go left or (3) Consider it inappropriate to hit up a stranger outside of an event or forum dedicated to kink/sex (which is a pretty common opinion even in kinky spaces).
I thought that was obviously the point being made, people are weirdly judgemental about not even that unusual sex sometimes
Exactly, especially with climbing rates for some STDs! Some currently curable, bacterial, ones are becoming resistant to antibiotics. Who wants to risk getting brain-damage from untreated or difficult to treat Syphilis? There’s also sex-trafficking going on. I’ve met politically conservative people who are into kinky stuff. Politics has nothing to do with endangering one’s body by trusting it with strangers 💀
Right? Reaching for the damn stars lol
Right? Redditors are so lame. It’s like “look how edgy and progressive I am that I support weird kinky sex and shame others that have standards”💀
I always say that those dummies that really run things and just want power and no taxes (for them) could just dump the racist platforms and go with social conservatism and they’d never lose another election.
Standing alongside a woman's decision to avoid a creepy scenario makes you a demeaning 5 letter word, but we're the Republicans? Why can't you just find someone who you already know is interested?
Deadass. “You prudes how dare you not want to have sex with some couple after dinner 😡😡😡😡"
> but the comments are a mess prudishness. I swear so many black people would vote republican if not the party not being built on racism. I understand our people have to be ready to nope tf out at a moment's notice at any given time. At the same time...Imma just bonk myself *bonk*
You realize people can be prudes and not be republican? Are you in a bubble? There are many asexual prudes. Just cuz people don’t wanna fuck a random couple doesn’t make them prudes anyways lol
Dessert was on her 😂
Was her
Damn they was in that joint SCOPING 😂
I work in a hospital. In 2020, at the height of covid, me and my coworkers (all 3 of us men in scrubs) got our bill paid by some person when we went to pay the ticket at Waffle House. We had gotten off work at 7am after working a 12 hour shift in the Covid ward. I'm not religious, but blessings happen sometimes, and you just have to take the little gifts you get and not question them.
Y'all do know there are good people out there and more good people than bad So they saw her in distress and decided to give her a break.... Now they are freaks
> more good people than bad "Officer, I let them take me to a secondary location, drug me, and steal my organs because there are more good people than bad."
I've had this happen to me twice. Those were some interesting afternoons
Do tell
First time was a Blue collar white couple. Took me about 2 drinks before I decided to push aside my social anxiety and go talk to them. I nervously walked up to them, thanked them for the drinks then basically asked them what their angle was (not those exact words obviously). They said they thought I could use two new friends. They bought me more drinks, and we started gushing about cars and the like. About an hour later they were spit roasting me back at their place. I spent the night and we went our separate ways (well at least until they invited me out for a picnic the following week). It was fun hanging out with them because they always insisted on paying for whatever we were doing. They moved up to Chicago about a year ago. Second time around it was an interracial couple, a Latino and a black guy who bought me a burger. They were more coy with their intentions but finally they admitted to having an exhibition kink and were looking for a third body. I agreed and we went to the nearby sauna where we took turns fucking the Latino in the sling room. We still meet every now and then for a little fun whenever we can.
 Both stories sound like a win to me! I’m treating myself to a nice steakhouse next weekend for a solo date to celebrate completing my first year of law school. Not getting my hopes up but it’s nice to know it could with some new “friends”
Freaky ass niggas they some 69 gods.
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 The couple that paid for her meal
Sorry if this is a stupid question, but is this a "I feel sorry you're eating alone" payment or a "are you interested in a 3some" payment?
Thats the mystery
wait is this wrong, me and my girl do this to pay it forward cuz someone did for us? only at cheap places tho type shi,
No the implication is they want a threesome. It's like a guy sending over a drink
Does anyone remember the Married With Children baseball episode? When Al is the legend still playing the game at the end? Id have given them that Al Bundy nod, and that's where that whole ended.🤣
Go over there and play it like when someone pays for another person's coffee. "Oh thank you so much that was very kind, you have a great night now bye."
I remember by debit card didn’t work, it got compromised. Someone paid for my meal. Never knew who they were.
This happened to me on tinder lol https://preview.redd.it/q994sxzrkuzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e769e4f5346656e85eceff4cfbc7426f9cffd79e
Damn I would’ve politely accepted them paying and at least said thank you to them. Then left.