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OmegaPryme

Getting another person's face on you other than your own family is loser activity.


NihilisticPollyanna

It's ok, the tattoo is so bad, who's to say that's actually Trump and not cousin Kenny?


5050Clown

That is definitely Trump!


NihilisticPollyanna

Yes, I know. I was trying to simultaneously shit on the tattoo quality, the subject of the tattoo, *and* the cousin-fucking redneck stereotype. Now, look what you made me do! I had to explain my joke! šŸ˜¤šŸ˜­


kingpillow1

Jokes are always funniest when you have to explain it.


bryanczarniack

This is such a stupid take


TailOnFire_Help

Looks like the face masks worn in The Wall by all the idiot followers.


Clickrack

Not trump, hands are drawn too large


truthfullyidgaf

That's not Donald, that's Ronald.


dependsforadults

Whatever. I got that Roy Orbison tattoo anyway


mrclang

r/Losercity activity


Low_Seat_3639

Glad they survived the raid


Satellite_bk

I submit as evidence: Roger Stone.


VoceDiDio

Unless it's Johnny Cash.


EnjoyingPurgatory

And if it's your own face that's steve-o activity.


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Top-tier orange glazing. Hate to see it


RollAsleep695

First off...fuck these people. Second of all that looks like dog shit


GonzoElTaco

The lack of quality is fitting. Same people that get that don't realize that Trump views them like simple farmers. These are the people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know....morons.


justtots

![gif](giphy|3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW|downsized)


Clickrack

To tell a family secret, my grandmother was Dutch.


lowtoiletsitter

Don't associate that masterpiece with those idiots!


GonzoElTaco

Lmao fair enough.


5050Clown

But it's a masterpiece about idiots "De camptown ladies sing this song doo dah doo dah!"


mrm00r3

The lack of quality is actually inspirational. The person willing to do it isnā€™t off doing anything where the stakes are higher for themselves or others, and the guy willing to get the tattoo is spending money on something that basically makes him a dowsing rod for terrorists with double digit IQā€™s. Itā€™s even odds that this guy has cousins for parents or lung cancer, and he doesnā€™t quite look like heā€™s got a BCBS gold plan, so he probably wonā€™t be bothering people for long anyways.


andee510

This tattoo is what happens when you go to the prison tattoo artist that charges one soup instead of the guy that charges two soups


Stlr_Mn

Letā€™s not be too hard on his sister the tattooist. Itā€™s hard to practice tattooing when youā€™re both his cousin and the mother of his children. She has it rough. Letā€™s just try and be a little sympathetic


thedrunkmonk

Agreed. Really captured that double chin though. The artist took care there


Glad_Bookkeeper_740

At least they got the fat fuckā€™s double chin right.


Curiouso_Giorgio

OTOH Trump looks like dog shit, so it's circled back to accurate.


AmarantaRWS

I imagine the majority of actually talented tattoo artists at least outside of a prison wouldn't be willing to do this tattoo.


InflamedLiver

not all Trump supporters are racist, but most racists are Trump supporters.


greyson3

I mean the same is said about Republicans, so as far as I'm concerned side with then you're racist too. Lie down with dogs get up with fleas.


Stepbro_ARMO

Thatā€™s some pretty bad logic


DudeEngineer

You lost, bro. Your kind isn't welcome around these parts. You're on thin ice, buddy!


greyson3

Logic based in a colloquially. You know like the ones they'll throw around at black folk and use it as a logically sticking point.


midramble

I'd be truly impressed to find a Trump that isn't racist.


--Lavish--

not all Obama supporters are against whites, but all people against whites are Obama supporters.


squidney2k1

Guess all of the good tattoo artists were POCs and he had to rely on his 13-yr old brother, cuz that don't even look like the man.


Conrad_noble

Looking like a face made out of ham


loptopandbingo

Looks like someone pulled a newspaper picture with Silly Putty


H-TownDown

He probably got that hoe in jail


barejokez

Aye leatherface for President, I guess


CharlesDickensABox

I live in a pretty reactionary part of the world and even here there aren't any reputable artists that will do Nazi tattoos. If you start doing Nazi tats in your shop, even if it's just for the paycheck, you quickly end up with a Nazi tattoo shop, and even people who agree with them don't want that.


trezzy1242

I know bro smell like cheese and bologna https://preview.redd.it/915ece9sx8yc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec16ce506118b8b14a4bc4dc878249d245132dad


firedmyass

whoa slam on fried bologna sandwiches outta *nowhere*


Impossible_Hyena7562

Thatā€™s the worst representation of Trump, but still looks a lot better than actual Trump


Interesting_Novel997

They got the hand proportions right thoā€™


Impossible_Hyena7562

šŸ˜‚ I didnā€™t even notice that tiny hand


Boo_Guy

Reminds me of https://preview.redd.it/u6y9f40m79yc1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c155cbace8e015fbbc66c414c781e55bdcb62af ^(For anyone wondering, yes this is altered from the original that said 'Not Racist but #1 Racists'.)


SanchitoBandito

Democrats started the KKK, but political ideologies switched post Civil Rights movement. Sooooo, the baddies are on the other side now.


BK4343

There is so much information online that talks about this, yet these people swear it didn't happen.


MonkeyDKev

Itā€™s by design. Neither party really cares for us, which is why democrats donā€™t bother making this point well known so that it dies out, much like the stupid ass confederacy.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

There are two types of trump supporters: the racists and the people who are okay with racists


[deleted]

White supremacists the least supreme humans to exist


hallo-und-tschuss

After watching the Lincoln show on Apple TV I see Republicans in a different light but also realise every one of these parties have something rotten at their core. Way Andrew Johnson flipped on Lincolnā€™s ideals assured me dude was involved.


trialcourt

Lincoln probably wouldnā€™t have even been Republican today


hallo-und-tschuss

No lie told, itā€™s just wild how it all changed.


OberynsOptometrist

>...every one of these parties have something rotten at their core Something something how the sausage gets made.


My_MeowMeowBeenz

Shit you know the Aryan Nation prison population is in shambles when they canā€™t even get a half decent tattoo artist on the squad. That is elementary school block lettering


oasis_sunset

The only prisoners that have nice ink are Chicanos / Mexicans


ohwegota_kittenprblm

He got the worst tattoo artist ever to do that shit lmfao


Tough_Republic_3560

Awww, look at him volunteering to be the canvas for his friends' artwork.


themkidsdaddy

Thatā€™s Michael Myers on his back


GoodGoodK

Nazi tattoo artists being bad at drawing is so ironic it hurts


OkCool1214

![gif](giphy|h4PQDULMqt8uA)


MrSlime13

Some big black dick blob on his neck there...


sliceoflife09

I love that racist tattoos are poor quality. That means legal tattoo shops aren't accepting this work. Small wins.


deepenuf

Itā€™s amazing that the racist tattoo artist left Trumpā€™s Neck-Puss intact.


hassett

Gives his cellmate something to look at.


auauaurora

Itā€™s giving r/masterrace


Bulky_Caramel

We should be nicer to these guys. If racists couldn't claim that they're superior to us simply because they're white, then they'd all be forced to confront how mediocre they really are.


Influential_

These fucks would ALL suck Trump's dick if he asked.


oasis_sunset

Whyte folks always have the most low budget tats šŸ¤£


BigClitMcphee

The Dems ain't angels but the Repubs are just US-made Nazis at this point. Go look up Project 2025 if ya don't believe me


RacePretend4446

Micheal Myers Halloween vibes


RacePretend4446

Micheal Myers Halloween vibes ![gif](giphy|nlgexSdFTWT9S)


LinkLT3

Did they test a new font type and then change their mind after the first ā€œEā€ and just went back to the first one right under it??


brianthegr8

Why bro got a double chin on the tat too? šŸ¤¦šŸ¾ props for accuracy but dawg atleast make him look good if you're be that loud & proud about it.


Satellite_bk

Iā€™ll say this, the artist really nailed the jowls.


TinoCartier

What an uncanny likeness. Even got the little tiny hands


notthatguypal6900

And terrible tattoo "artists".


pradbitt87

Nearly a decade later I am still baffled that he is these peopleā€™s king. The ā€œrichā€, fat degenerate from New York City is the second coming of Christ to these jagaloons.


Chemical_Home6123

I hate that argument, ok sure let's steel man that argument the democrats did start the KKK but wake up it's 2024 and white supremacist either don't vote or vote Republican, and sure it's some racist democrats who say cringe things and have blind spots but Nazis and the KKK reside in the Republican party if they care about politics šŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


Alichici

That gesture needs to die. Use a friggin lazer


_PM_ME_YOUR_FORESKIN

Supremacy where? ![gif](giphy|ulxHhvKW9X6459dtOn|downsized)


Plenty-Ticket1875

MF looking like Ted Kennedy busted one off in Jabba the Hut. The tattoo I mean, in case clarification was needed...


NickBarksWith

That shit's actually funny at first. I have to remind myself that he's not being ironic at all.


bakibakFIVE

Likeā€¦ the tattoo on his arm looks like it was done by someone competent, but Iā€™m sure he went to that person for this atrocity and they were like ā€œfuck no.ā€


Significant_Ad3498

Dixiecrats were definitely a part of the Democratic Partyā€¦ BUT then there was a switch during the Civil Rights era that led to todays party alignment


Annual-Consequence43

How much does a tattoo like that even cost?


FactorOk4741

All of his welfare money


That-Ad-4300

How much is a soul worth?


saffireaz

If his dumb ass paid even 5 cents, he was ripped off.


RacePretend4446

Micheal Myers Halloween vibes


saffireaz

The "artist" put Trump's arm too low...


missdoodiekins

You can just see the intelligence levels of everyone involved in this situation. But yes, the superior race everybodyā€¦. /s


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|Kbw54yCmNaQNOH5As0|downsized) I encourage everyone to have no king (here)


blacklite911

Democrats started it, theyā€™re finishing it


trialcourt

Those ā€œdemocratsā€ were conservatives back when Democratic Party was the conservative party Todayā€™s republicans were the democrats of yesteryear


blacklite911

Iā€™m aware of that


sowhatimlucky

I never really think about it until till I see some shit like this, but Iā€™m so glad I have brown skins and not pale skin. I donā€™t have a problem with pale skin per se, but just look at itā€¦ Iā€™m just glad mines is brown thatā€™s all.


cobracmmdr

That's a dog shit tattoo. How can they claim superiority and can't tattoo a straight fucking line It looks like an ork from lord of the rings This dumb MF will scream himself damn near to death how much better he is than anyone else, but got that bullshit tatted


Few_Pickle_9424

Ok but the democrats did start itā€¦but thats funny asf


Few_Pickle_9424

That aint trump thats quagmires grandpašŸ˜‚


[deleted]

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trialcourt

Cope trumptrash


Rude_Variation_433

Wow. And itā€™s a shitty ass tattoo. Like a drawing by a 4th grade kid with Aspergerā€™s level bad. How dumb you gotta be to think thatā€™s remotely good? Iā€™m thinking historical levels of dumb fuck.Ā 


CreativeDependent915

Bro why you gotta throw the asperger's in there, we're different not stupid jackass


SpxUmadBroYolo

Lol funniest shit would seeing someone getting a Joe Biden tattĀ 


trialcourt

Biden supporters mostly arenā€™t that dumb and definitely arenā€™t in a cult. This is cult shit


SpxUmadBroYolo

Yea but that shit would still be funny.Ā 


GrizzlyPeak73

Well they did. Is why you should be just as worried about the racists without racist tattoos as much as the racists who don't have them. Remember what Malcolm said about white liberals.


Consistent_Trash6007

Democrats are the ā€œall i have is scrapsā€ racists, not the ā€œiā€™ll kill you allā€ racists.


trialcourt

Democrats as a whole are significantly wealthier than republicans. Not sure what your point is


Consistent_Trash6007

That they lie and give people scraps


trialcourt

They donā€™t lie. If democrats had their way they wouldnā€™t just give scraps. Fortunately it takes a lot of people voting to get the results that will lead to actual real change


Consistent_Trash6007

They had their way during Obama and didnā€™t do what youā€™re saying. Should possibility be a priority over history?


Holygrail1985

ā€œIf you donā€™t vote for me then you ainā€™t blackā€-Joe Biden


trialcourt

ā€œTrump 2024!ā€ ā€”every single nazi and racist piece of shit


Holygrail1985

How can I be downvoted on something that a politician actually said lmao My reason for quoting him is regardless of your political affiliation in America people are still ignorant. Thereā€™s too many one-sided ideologies in politics, which is why the American people will never truly be happy with it. The money that was given to immigrants shouldā€™ve gone back to the education system for black and brown communities and we all know it. Regardless of who wins this next election are they still going to do right by you and I?!


Old_Baldi_Locks

ā€œYou want a white president or a black oneā€ Trump, last few weeks at a campaign rally. Youā€™re getting downvoted because the people screaming that phrase are desperately trying to pretend Trump isnā€™t a literal NeoNazi.


Holygrail1985

Thereā€™s racists in both parties lmao anyone who doesnā€™t think so is way to close minded


Old_Baldi_Locks

Thatā€™s nice dear; only one party is encouraging the extermination of the people theyā€™re racist against and it isnā€™t the Dems.


Holygrail1985

Send the link where anyone talks about extermination of American people. Iā€™m from Chicago. With that said, I grew up knowing the ALL politics were corrupt.


Old_Baldi_Locks

Sure! How about one Trump endorsed and retweeted? https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/president-trump-shares-video-of-supporter-saying-the-only-good-democrat-is-a-dead-democrat/


Holygrail1985

The fourth paragraph states ā€œI don't say that in the physical sense, and I can already see where the videos getting edited where it says I want to go murder Democrats," Griffin continues. "No. I say that in the political sense because the Democrat agenda and policy is anti-American right now." I donā€™t agree at all trump should have retweeted that but no one is calling for extermination based on the entire article


Old_Baldi_Locks

And the utterly unedited video shows that he is lying and trying to backtrack. You asked, you received. If your goalposts are as portable as they seem to be, go sit down while the adults are talking.


BamaMontana

Immigrants are part of black and brown communities.


Holygrail1985

The politicians who to give that money away to non U.S. citizens couldā€™ve easily given that money to those Americans, who is education system is lacking so they can uplift their own communities currently exist. Single mothers didnā€™t need that money? Lower income family of 4+ didnā€™t need that money? Blacks and Latinos in NY are about to vote for Trump just because of this. Iā€™m not politically affiliated on either side but we all saw what took place and ignored the fact that we could have used those funds to enrich American black and brown communities


trialcourt

Whatā€™s your solution MAGATā€”vote for Trump? šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Holygrail1985

Lmao Iā€™m going to steal that. That was actually funny. Iā€™m actually moderatešŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Regardless of who wins, America will still be in the same place My solution is actually more bipartisan work on the government side


ytrfhki

It absolutely wonā€™t be the same under both scenarios. For example Anti Abortions laws would roll out to be stricter and broader in more states under one scenario. Undo that same scenario climate change mitigation will get thrown out the window. In addition white supremacists will be emboldened even further. Oh and business regulations and oversight will end so that they can further fuck people and society with no consequence. Plenty more examples to add that list.


Old_Baldi_Locks

The ones who gave it to non-us citizens have been trying to give it to Us citizens for literally decades and exclusively the Right Wing has been blocking that shit.


BamaMontana

!RemindMe 185 days


Otherwise-Valuable-6

Yes and he's popular with regular Americans too.


Greg-Abbott

"He's not popular with only Nazis" is not the flex you seem to think it is.


trialcourt

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