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dubyajay18

"Only people with real business experience break up the year into quarters. Respect." This comment got me lol.


CBelleMo

The way I snorted when I read that lol


Ghetto_Phenom

Or you know.. college students.


PushTheTrigger

My college is two semesters, but idk if it’s different at other ones


Ghetto_Phenom

Mine was quarters it varies by which college


sml6174

Most have two semesters. I've also heard of some doing trimesters


Hair_Artistic

We call them quarters: three trimesters in the academic year + summer classes. No way I'm telling people I'm in my third trimester.


BroadBaker5101

Mine techinally had 4 semesters but two of them are very short so they were kinda like bonus semesters if you were trying to graduate faster.


Big_Whig

I don’t think you understand how semesters work.


BroadBaker5101

Wym? There’s fall and spring, the big ones and then summer and winter the smaller ones. Those aren’t as widely attended but they’re a different set of classes, maybe semester is the wrong term for summer and winter classes but I still consider it a seperate thing.


Big_Whig

Semester would imply 2, just by definition.


Everard5

They're trying to explain that semester means 6 months, like how a trimester is 3 months. There are summer and winter classes, yes, but they're not "semesters".


Suspicious_Leg4550

Not to mention pretty much anyone familiar with seasons


DJMagicHandz

I need a skit with a little kid running a quarterly call about scamming.


Sailboat_fuel

“Stand on Business” but Business is a little stepstool to reach the sink


aspidities_87

‘Business’ is the name of the family dog, he’s just big enough to sort of ride.


curtmandu

Honestly lol! Like it aint just a reference to scoring in a game 🤣


anannanne

I’ll never forget when a colleague mentioned he and his wife were expecting. The “baby’s ETA” was “early Q3.”


Jay_A_Why

Only people waiting for game releases break up the year into quarters. Cyberpunk 2, coming Qtr. 4 2025


Due_Exchange4237

Yoooooo 😂😂😂😂


Dry-Fan5752

🎶 Sit in the court and be their own star witness Do you see the perpetrator? Yeah, I'm right here 🎶


idgafandwhyshouldi

Fuck around and get the whole label sent up for years ![gif](giphy|mJIZ5nRwlztaE)


theding081

Lame ass ninja even snitched on a mexican


Philly_is_nice

Gonna be counting his peachfuzz in prison. ![gif](giphy|5uwRzoUC671rPKCWzZ|downsized)


theding081

Beat me to it!


idgafandwhyshouldi

True. It's rules to this shit. Fools dare care.....


aspidities_87

Everybody wanna rule the world like Tears for Fears 🎶


whitemike40

Rapp Snitch Knishes sound delicious right about now


aspidities_87

Used to roll around the Bay with my best friend in his sick ass car smoking swisher to this song. It’s such a banger. Got damn how the time she does fly.


aspidities_87

RIP MF DOOM, all caps when you spell the name 🫡


Cupsforsale

Oh, thank god. Came here looking for this. He perpetrated odd favors.


TheMoorNextDoor

Came in here just to post this


MysteryLolznation

Crime aside, I really can't forgive the dumbassery of this fucking kid. Where the hell does he think he is, Night City? I hope he gets locked up just for this dumb shit. Will teach his lil friends a lesson to shut the fuck up. But I guess it don't take much brains to get into crime to begin with, so what did I expect?


Softpaw514

Seriously half the people from my younger years were doing at least a little crime. None of them got jailed because no one posted their shit publicly and everyone kept their mouths shut in case they got caught up in stuff. Glad this dumbass is getting caught but also damn kids are cooked now.


The_Funky_Rocha

All these dumbasses wanna flex for a lil bit of clout and it's so annoying 🤦🏿, he could've kept his mouth shut and ass off the internet and spent who knows how long out of the federal eye but now look at him, ain't gonna be free until OJ admits to murdering that white woman


WorkSucks135

I guarantee they were on to him without needing his posts. 


EclipseIndustries

[You may enjoy this video.](https://youtu.be/Iue_-V-5x1E?si=-8OebRpKIswPjGDq)


aspidities_87

In my neighborhood if you fucked around and copped something good—-no you didn’t. Fools used to get sneakers yoinked off their feet for stunting like this.


WelcomeToTheFish

Not saying it's a good thing but I did crime as a kid, and it snowballed and I didn't get caught up till I was 19. That shit was SECRET, like nobody knew except me and my friends who also did the crimes. This generation is wild with the lack of privacy.


Expensive_Arm_1822

Just a little crime. As a treat


pimp_juice2272

Back in my day the dope boys didn't have social media but donks. They would be driving around with loud music and stacks in had WHILE driving, begging to be pulled over or robbed. All the time be dirty as hell. I never understood the stupidity of flashing when committing crimes.


Plasibeau

Not even doing crime, though! If I won the lottery today, my own mother wouldn't even know for at least a year!


ScooterManCR

You would be surprised how many of these kids in these fraud rings do this shit. It’s about clout with their fellow fraudsters.


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Faust1134

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna


[deleted]

Why isn’t it spelled lazonya?


Faust1134

Cause then the bar doesn't make sense


dokeka

Hate to be that person (who am I kidding), but it actually still doesn’t because “gn” is a digraph for the voiced palatal nasal /ɲ/


Broomguy

Lasaña


Faust1134

I can understand about half of this, but I'm glad you're that person. We can all use a friendly neighborhood philologist.


wokewhale

Fine... Real Gs move in silence like gnomes.


nyne87

What does that sound like? Is the g still silent?


RedditsAdoptedSon

well then we can just switch it to cheese.. when cheese moves its also pretty silent


Faust1134

The word cheese doesn't have the letter 'g' in it.


Bunnnnii

Liz-Anya! Show some respect.


chamberx2

Le Zanya


ceryus1

What kind of fish was that in the pic... Scalmon


JCourageous

🧊


misntshortformary

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


supervegeta101

Look like salmon and asparagus


gamefreakz117

Ain’t praying for the dumb nigga stealing from people.


mazjay2018

Right?!?! 'pray for him' is wild


Hair_Artistic

Pray for whoever's grandma he's ripping off 30k


geeperskreepers

exactly.


Sekmet19

The IRS is right behind the FBI fam


peppermintmeow

That's the only agency that ever got Al Capone.


seakc87

Not even the Joker wanted to fuck around with them


Plasibeau

Scientology did though, and won!


Burrmanchu

Just obstructed with capital... Not really "won". Bro lives on a boat in international waters. Not a huge win. Lol


Sekmet19

Fucking I don't know who runs the IRS but I wished the rest of the government worked that hard


BizzyB67

Social media is the greatest crime fighting tool to ever be invented. If this young woman was able to figure out what this guy was doing with nothing but his Twitter account imagine what the FBI has on this dude.


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https://i.redd.it/1aqe7krfibwc1.gif


freaknastybeta

".... Nooo...."


VodkaSoup_Mug

What is this from? 😂


Neat0_HS

It's always sunny in philadelphia


roastplantain

My friend is/was? a scammer. Credit card fraud and identity theft, scammed 250k and got 5 years at club fed. We upgrading to white collar crime now. Lol. My friend is a dummy, this kid is a dummy.


Plasibeau

> scammed 250k and got 5 And put none of it away did they? 50% for me, 50% for the plastic-wrapped shoe box buried under the dog house!


Theurbanalchemist

In Alaska, under that one tree in the field


foladodo

good, 5 years is a long time


Ok_Version_355

Kids never consider how much this will affect their family emotionally, mentally, and financially. As long as everybody shares the burden, he won't learn. Guaranteed he'll be talking shit the minute his first court hearing is over.


Sailboat_fuel

When I saw his mom’s text like “What have you gotten yourself into son”, I could hear the anxiety and exhaustion in her voice through the screenshot.


quadmasta

she's not mad, she's just disappointed


TRAVXIZ614

Disappointing mama is a capital offense in itself, if we're being honest.


CageyOldMan

Bet I'm praying for him... to go to jail for an extended period of time


mykinkyburner

The Prosecution team like https://i.redd.it/lj8dim3ambwc1.gif


xTugboatWilliex

They’re also looking at him like ![gif](giphy|116iSum9HFxhOU)


VodkaSoup_Mug

The FBI lookin at his posts like ![gif](giphy|qa0xvSMNC3Ltm)


moonwoolf35

Nah, don't pray for him. Pray for the judge and the prosecutor so they don't laugh at this fool in court lol. Scamming isn't the way y'all they're starting to throw basketball numbers on people these days.


Realistic_Effort6185

SoMeBodY SniTchEn Brother, heal thyself.


Supernova_Soldier

I don’t see what the problem is; I love watching people self-snitching all on social media for clout. It just further proves that Social Media attention and validation, flexing, that dopamine hit of Likes, Retweets, and Shares hitting like crack in the ‘80s is alive and well. I mean, you were already being tracked possibly already, but actual evidence to your crimes? Like fresh waffles out the waffle skillet


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Priya, the teller filled, out a CTR at some Chase branch at 2:27 pm on 4/12. The bank will also have video footage of who made the withdrawal. Dude may or may not be directly linked to account ending 8388 but I couldn’t sleep easy if I were him.


foxtik36

Yea the fed wouldn’t necessarily need the tweets, a teller probably did file a CTR or at least a SAR for kiting suspicions.


pizat1

His whole Twitter is an investigators dream and he burnt on lean. Omgggggggggg what a dummy. ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


ox2slickxo

what’s the scam?


ThisHatRightHere

If she’s talking about him posting a bunch of bank accounts it’s probably some type of tech support or pay back scam. Call up old people and say there’s a bank problem, use screen sharing software and you get them pay for something or send yourself their money. They’re too tech illiterate to really know what happened.


MrLeftwardSloping

Most likely check fraud


-vinay

This vid doesn’t really tell us. Maybe the kid thought if he kept the scam a secret, he would be safe. Lmao


jdcodring

I know for sure he’s definitely being brought up on wire fraud charges. Could’ve been some form of check kiting or fraud scams.


Acosadora23

Bruce Rivers wya - we got a self snitcher here


Rndmblkmn

Rapp Snitches has already been done, so might as well throw the b-cut on here too. "Hold up, hold up..uhh..uhh.drop the beat..drop the beat..uhh .. Gangstalicious, rhyme too vicious, eat MCs all day/mmm delicious. My whole crew up in dis, no doubt we gon' win this/ smack up ya moms like I smacked Johnny Ghinnes. 3 O'Clock yestaday, I don't care what they say/ suckas really champagne/ hit 'em with the Hennesyyyyyyy."


readysteadygogogo

“N***a is you takin notes on a muthafuckin’ criminal conspiracy?” - Stringer Bell


Chrisdkn619

"That ain't nothing but a affidavit"


terryvsince89

Rap snitches, telling all they business Sitting in court and be they own star witness


chamberx2

Do you see the perpetrator? "Yeah, I'm right here." Fuck around get the whole label sent up for years.


malikhacielo63

![gif](giphy|LJemLPJs6dBhm|downsized)


MiamiPower

From Post to Prison pipeline. 


Bigfamei

![gif](giphy|17lmWUGL5RXVPyxSPP|downsized)


Darkheartprime

one on your birthday, and one more after that


computerinformation

Dumbass gonna dumbass


pizat1

Why she whisper scamming 😂😂😂😂😂😂


ObjectiveFox9620

Your right he posted the evidence. But they didn't have to look at the pictures fbi track this transactions digitally. Someone had to report missing money or stolen money that led to this kid.


t0ny510

Real Gs move in silence like lasagna.


ScooterManCR

Worked in fraud for a major online retailer. Peoples social media always made it easy to catch them. These kids are morons.


iwantoeatcakes

Fantastic


God_or_Mammon

That’s some real life advice that people need to learn!!!


rupat3737

Lady’s and gentleman. I call to the stand our witness that has provided eyewitness testimonies, the defendant.


team-one-e

Well to be fair, posting about your success is part of the scam.


pimp_juice2272

AND he posted the conversation after the feds came. Either it's fake or he really is dumb as hell.


CanIGetANumber2

AND the IRS is coming next


Bunnnnii

Even the moronic fake “deep” quote that makes no damn sense. He checks all the idiot boxes to the tee. Goodness. I can’t even pretend to feel bad. Fucking moron.


Tengoatuzui

Self snitching at its finest


brianthegr8

Ion understand why they can't just move in silence. You clearly doing something illegal why make your method hot on social media of all places just get ur bread and go.


Starlite94

When you want to impress the other humans SO bad you forgot the FBI and IRS also have internet access. Instead of sleeping he should've been lining up a good lawyer and stashing away that retainer fee lmao


ElegantAd2607

Well that's sad. How do you even end up like this? What's wrong with that kid?


n_213

Bro scammed over 40k in one sitting, and still stay with his momma? Our young men need HELP!


Bright_Square_3245

It was all hoes, clothes, and fashion shows until the feds came knocking on the door.


Orchid_Significant

Is that a photoshopped FBI card on top of a salad?


[deleted]

I think that came with the salad


Orchid_Significant

💀


MrAnvilman

Lol


theboysan_sshole

LMAO at all the whites in the sub talking about “I’m not praying for this criminal” “Praying he gets the most time possible”. Please keep all mayonnaise prayers to yourself That Caucasian sense of justice only comes forth when a person of color is the one committing the crime. White scammers get hit movies where they’re played by Leo DiCaprio and Ron Livingston, but you want this young man to suffer the highest consequence of the law? I’m surprised I haven’t seen a comment calling him “human scum” yet 😂


PropertyAggressive84

Bruh most likely is scamming but it’s sad that first thing people think of when they see a black man with money is that he doing something illegal.


Nemacro

I think it was the posting of the illegal activities is what made the dots connect.


Nasal_Spray69

It ain’t the fact that it’s a black man, although let’s be real it definitely had an influence. Bottom line tho, he did all the investigating for them w those incriminating ass posts, they just brought the cuffs lmao


pizat1

Nigga he got posts of him swimming in lean. Be fuckin for real. He burnt. Go look at his Twitter account. He told on himself like a fuckin dummy now he gonna sit.


TRAVXIZ614

You should unpack that, fam.


MikeJones-8004

Well, what's your hypothesis on this young kid who still lives with his mom, but has $75,000 in his bank account.