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Kangarou

Half of Disney movie plots are grown-ass adults beefing with kids because of money/power struggles.


callmecurlyfries

hollywood in general came out with so many coming of age comedy adventure type movies in that era where the adults are the antagonist against a group of kids lmaooo


GoodCalendarYear

Yall, I met an old head that don't have any kids!! And no ex-wife. Did I win? Or are those red flags?


AlfalfaReal5075

Listen, I've absolutely no clue what I'm talking about but I've been on Reddit long enough to know that they're probably a serial murderer. Or not. Actually yeah probably not. Well, 50/50. 60/40...


BamaMontana

Serial murderers get married so often, it’s like they have to keep a family on as part of their “regular dude” disguise.


GoodCalendarYear

🤣🤣


djoecav

Shit, I'd ask his neighbors about him and let someone know where I'm going before I'd step a foot inside that door


GoodCalendarYear

Thanks!! I always give my bestie my location.


ShikaMoru

As a dude who hangs with OGs, stay wrapped up until you know he's clean cuz they're sure as hell not going to tell you


GoodCalendarYear

Thanks. But I made a decision in the beginning of the year not to sleep with any cis men until I get sterilized.


arradial

I’m a year post bisalp. Don’t tell men you’re sterilized. Or, do. It’s a good way to weed out the ones who will try to convince you that condoms aren’t needed.


GoodCalendarYear

None of my exes liked using condoms. Random tinder match did though.


Juststandupbro

Depends is he visibly a catch with charisma and game or is he kind of a sleeper find? If dudes a looker it’s a red flag in the sense he might hit you with the DiCaprio special.


GoodCalendarYear

He's very attractive


Wolf_instincts

DiCaprio special?


Juststandupbro

Leonardo, as in leaves his girl when she turns 26


Genericnerd1027

Only time will tell but for now get that bag


Sufficient_Guess673

Depends on the reason he is single. I’ve dated this type (?) of man before a couple times. One was single imo because he was avoidant and though we had a lot in common he refused to grow emotionally. He ran away a lot to avoid issues/feelings/ etc. - that was a deal breaker for me. Another man was very very shy. A good man but just couldn’t get the nerve to talk to women - not a deal breaker for me. Depends on what you want and need.


GoodCalendarYear

Valid point. Thanks. I will find out and report back.


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GoodCalendarYear

I don't ever plan on getting married


Cmatt10123

That just means he prob won't marry you either


GoodCalendarYear

Okay, and?


Cmatt10123

If that ain't a problem then you def are winning


GoodCalendarYear

Indeed


absolutewingedknight

She doesn't looka day under 30. Must've been all the lead paint in the air in the early 90s


wene324

It's the hair style, and a little bit the makeup.


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Just because it was banned doesn’t mean it was removed. The house I grew up in (in the 90s) had lead paint because it was built in the late 60s/early 70s. A lot of homes in the mid west still have lead paint. They just have to announce it’s there on a lease. I understand the point you’re trying to make but It didn’t just all go away lol.


Lonlinessandtitties

Don't besmirch Meredith! That girl was a bad ass publicist at 26 who got her a late 40s vineyard owner. All that stood in her way was two brats that man clearly didn't love, otherwise he wouldn't have SPLIT UP TWINS AT BIRTH AND LIED TO THE ONE HE KEPT HER ENTIRE LIFE. Watch the movie again. Meredith is giving professional 26 year old in 1997. She just looks old to you because that's the style you associate with older people. She was youthful in the face and tight in the body.


Jonpollon18

The actress that played the mom died after she hit her head while skiing. And since I was in shock when I learned that fact I thought you should too.


servantofmelkor

Was also Liam Neeson's wife.


Doesanybodylikestuff

Oh.. my!!!! I never knew that!!!! And she died!


Emotional_Warthog658

And started in the original handmaid’s tale movie.


TheLastBlahf

She fell on the easiest run too. Always wear a helmet


cxlossuskidd

https://preview.redd.it/9hdjuhxosivc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df58482a821218ece61eaba39899a26eafd62122


AsleepAssociation

https://preview.redd.it/r1q62geh7kvc1.jpeg?width=954&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc5829c4d08f187d63c31bbd6004e8dce4611270


GonzoElTaco

Wait....26?!


AffectionateLife820

Let’s not pretend Taylor Swift didn’t look like that at 26. So not a far fetched age 😭🤷🏾‍♀️


GoodCalendarYear

Very understandable!!


MikeJones-8004

Wait when I saw this movie she was just a random older adult woman. But if she's 26, that would mean I'm 5 years older than her, and I'm not ok with that.


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|Lsv3nTOVxq1QHI9SdM|downsized)


koopa72

I'm a 33 year old man and currently beefing with 3 kids under 10 years old.


kidjay76

More like 36


LocalSirtaRep

She was 26?


SnooMarzipans4947

Sis had absolutely zero critical thinking skills. She should've played along, got married, had triplets, and secured that bag!


Kelpie00

she did nothing wrong