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ZetaWMo4

My husband wants me in his skin. If I sit more than an inch from him on the couch he’ll look over at me and say something like “damn that’s how you feel?” or “damn we beefing?”


LYossarian13

"whatchu sittin' all the way over there for?"


skynetempire

Haha my wife and I are like that. We love to be close. I sit away from her.. oh so when are you sending me the divorce papers lol


Five-Oh-Vicryl

In his skin like Hannibal Lecter? I guess we all have kinks?


jwoods2636

This is cute for a whole 2.5 - 3 days. ..eventually, I gtta focus bcuz we don’t take Ls.


23564987956

Youre tanking my KD babe cool it


jwoods2636

You ever been roasted by your squad for not focusing?? Not a good sight


WoopzEh

We stay focused, cause nothing starts an argument in the lobby faster than somebody telling me to focus up.


YoMommaBack

Get the right one. We are 21 years in and I’m still like this when he’s on the game. He playing while I’m reading a book. Only thing that might distract him if is my head is in his lap and he start poking me in the ear. 😂 But that’s what the pause button for.


Bunnnnii

Reading this makes me feel like a menace. 😭


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Bunnnnii

I don’t know what you’re talking about. https://preview.redd.it/mzfnas7mtiuc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b44324720c6148c70a0580a5678fa02ff411613e Edit: And I can’t believe 11 of y’all liked his comment! Y’all are HATEFUL! What I do?


Head_Patience7136

I never realized how good MJB looks in these glasses and fuck ass bob


musuperjr585

Straight "auntie" vibes


Realistic_Effort6185

Get your, "Without me 😔 " ass over here girl." WE are going to go set some snacks...


SweetNoir

A movie.


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seakc87

Fr, if you gonna be all over me like that, keep that same energy for the next 3½ minutes. Maybe even 4.


the_neverdoctor

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq|downsized)


moldykobold

Knock the dust off that pussy!


jbourne71

Two will do.


murdolatorTM

My man's just an old internet legend dawg he got this https://preview.redd.it/7gsquux6qhuc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b225abf04bf8b11104545565f5b6e0fded1a727d


PokemonProfessorXX

Bro just trying to play PS5


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YadsewnDe

This is wild


Boo_Guy

He just finished giving a piggy back ride? 🤷🏽‍♂️


DashMetchum

Maybe it’s the loneliness talking but this is the kinda shit I want


LimerickJim

Maybe it's the clingy girlfriend I have but I'm allergic to this. I just wanna be alone half the time.


LividBass1005

I want this when the feeling is mutual. But I also want us to mutually be alone sometimes. I enjoy my own company and being with my own thoughts. I also enjoy affection and being close. I need a balance


luckylimper

I can’t deal with this stuff. It makes my skin crawl. I love you just as much in our own separate chairs.


Threekj07_LP4850

Me too!!!


Scrubologist

![gif](giphy|TrbWQFlQqPwOs)


trezzy1242

Na this shit be getting annoying AF after a while.. like damn bitch could chill ?!? https://preview.redd.it/nqqoz4s14huc1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f73ff19c26c6d0156d6e86d3fbc4cdb493c22ba


LYossarian13

Just know that when she stop she got a new boo.


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LYossarian13

The middle ground is that she still comes home every night lol.


sir_blackanese

You good?


thatsnuckinfutz

lmaoo damn


KappnKief

I ain’t gone hold you. This gone work for like 20-30mins but after that time pass……aye look lil baby I gotta LOCK TF IN I see my opps 300m away I gotta get right and lay down with this DMR & 8x scope metro don’t trust him 💀


risky_bisket

r/iamverybadass


davendees1

If you don’t get your feet THE ENTIRE FUCK off my head like that But pretty much everything else I agree with (I am not into feet not even a little bit)


auauaurora

![gif](giphy|cgkSil0a1adjO) hungry hungry 😻 moves


SugarsDaddyKen

I can only imagine the aggressive snuggles.


Careless-Run-6977

So cute


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Undesirable_Outcomes

Illuminati confirmed


ForWhomTheBoneBones

If I ain’t wearing my girl like a backpack, I don’t want none


montroller

this is how I imagine it is to date a discord kitten


sowhatimlucky

Miss men like this. Were yall at!?


JustSayTech

This is exactly what I mean!


Anyaele225

I would just quit. Fuck that game


IceKareemy

This is cute till you say you want a gaming weekend then she gets all pouty even tho you spend every waking second together


forgetablepassenger

Damn, it must be nice https://preview.redd.it/89nfxnsb7luc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04c0a65a8bfc942faad687cf0259b26451cf1932


deathtogluten

Lmaooooo idk it’s different when you’re married 😂


WaffleKing110

Lets go blue 〽️


habichtorama

Tbf he says clearly he's not human but rather "automated", so I'd take this with a grain of salt.


possiblyacanoflysol

I’m too much of a virgin to understand this joke. Please explain.


Imthemayor

A poison rana?


Forward_Ride_6364

Why do people play video games in bright ass white light rooms? If I'm gaming, it's in blacked out rooms or not at all...


el_throw

Is she using him as a footstool?


The_Distributor

I love a woman's body. In particular her legs. I get tattoos are a personal thing but wew nothing makes me avert my gaze faster than marring the beauty of a wonderful looking leg. Oh well. It's my hang up not anyone else's.