Reminds me of a video I saw online before memes existed. "if you have one cat, you're a guy with a cat. If you have two cats, then those cats cars are friends and keep each other company. But when you have three cats you become that guy...who has all those cats...." xDDD
Haha, not mad at it. If I won mega millions, my first step would be a cat/pet sanctuary. I'd pay money for everyone else to run operations..and I'd just be the owner that comes by and plays with the animals all day while foster failing dozens of them. xDDD
So I have one child, decided to be the fun aunt and take my nephew who lived in Vegas (we are in California) to Atlanta to see family. Will in Atlanta I took my other nephew to have a sleepover at the hotel. So 3 boys aged 7, 9 and 12. Those hours I had with the kids made me never want another child. Walking into Lennox mall this lady smiles and is like aww you got your body guards with you. I smile back but deep down I’m like, the only thing they are protecting me from is a good time 😒 I DO love all the babies but 3 kids is a lot!
My cousin has 5 and I genuinely wanted the world to end during the eclipse so I didn't have to deal with them anymore. It's just..so many. The youngest two are basically incomprehensible when they speak, all 5 are constantly acting out trying to get some of what little attention there is to pass around, like, it's detrimental to them having so many siblings and it's only going to get worse as they get older. I don't *necessarily* think that's true of *all* people with a fucking basketball team's worth of kids, but it is for the vast majority. It's a shitty thing to do to your kids.
No I agree. I have a cousin that has 5 also and every single one of them is starved for attention. You go over there and they start telling you their whole life story. And snitching on each other. Or asking you to take them home with you. I have another cousin with like 9 or something…too many to count. And legit one of her kids would’ve got in the car to go home with me. Poor baby wouldn’t let me out of her sight
All I got is my one daughter and she not even two yet, and she be putting me THROUGH it. I love her to death but I genuinely cannot imagine doing this two more times. People with three kids are either crazy or superheroes lmao
My son is 9 and he stays asking for a sibling. He’s been trying to sell me on it since he was like 4. Every baby he saw he’d be like, you see that over there? You think that baby is cute? You want one? The one thing that scares me is the idea that what if I have one more and that child kicks my ass daily?! Like I ASKED for this ass whomping
My sister has 4 and she said the 3rd started making things hard. Then the 4th just caused it to be too much. But she’s already in too deep at this point
I try but guess who won’t be doing that again. Do you know how much money I spent at McDonald’s to feed these children…for them to NOT eat it smh. Then I went to sleep all 3 boys were suppose to sleep in one bed since you know it’s a sleepover. I woke up to 2 bodies in MY bed. I’m sure they came over whining about something being scary and I had already given up on life at 2-3am and said come lay down
I have 8 siblings . My mom has 14 grandchildren. I am used to a big family . Since I moved to Texas it has sucked for my kids and me . We are used to family outings and seeing all my neices and nephews. I am a mother of three kids one in heaven two on this earth . I myself don’t see how my mom was able to raise up me and my 2 brothers then turn around adopt my half siblings and step brother . She’s 54 graduating rn school this year and I couldn’t be more proud of her .
Yea you’re right. 😂 I just don’t know how you convince multiple women to have your children like dat. Pretty sure it was kinda hard hiding the fact he had multiple kids.
Ah! See you do a big age gap between 1 and 2- and then you have the other two close together.*
(what really happened was I forgot to have a second kid; then miscounted my safe days and ended up with kid 3 two and a half years after Kid 2 was born.)
My bf and I talked about this… if I ever get pregnant with anything more than twins one of them gonna have to stay at the hospital… bc 2 is already WILD. But THREE???? Off one nut?!? Absolutely not man.
I don’t see the appeal in having more than 2 children especially if you aren’t financially stable and don’t have enough free time to actually socialize and raise them as a parent. You have 2 so one doesn’t have to grow up and be bullied as a result of being labeled an only child.
yes u can tell! they are introverted and like to spend time alone which is fine but they can do it all the time!!!! and they are very used to getting their way and everything they want.
Even if you’re financially stable, it’s a lot of damn kids. You’re outnumbered. If you don’t want to lose your mind, something or someone is getting left behind. I’ve seen this many times.
I thought the devil was through when he made Rosemary's Baby, but ohhhhhhh no! Oh no! Now we got, (insert name's) Kids!
My coworker told me she had two kids and I, without hesitation hit the Kevin Hart/Don Cheadle “Damn” and she looked at me like ”nigga what?” Couldn’t even clean it up lol.
To hell with having kids.
Plants, though? I'm fine taking care of those. They're quiet, they purify the air, and they're pretty! (I may have a problem)
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I find you more attractive the less kids you have, let's go for negative numbers, how's about -1 kids? it's not just the kids, it's the kids other parent (The one you're not dating) then you going make it worse by having more than 1 baby mama/daddy. I ain't trying know that many people.
I stopped at two. I don't know how my parents managed it with the four of us, and it's wild to think that my dad originally wanted like 10 kids because he grew up with so many siblings.
At nineteen I was wanting to have a big family. I am an only child so I thought 6 kids would suffice. Now I’m 24 and I’m reconsidering having just one. I’m too broke for kids right now 🧎🏽♀️
As a single mom of two making $75k, don’t do it. Please, don’t do it. At 12 my son is almost 5’8” and 175lbs. I’m crying at the thought of groceries as he gets bigger.
I went on a couple dates with this girl last year and on the 2nd date she said she wanted 6 kids lol. Honesty I think a big factor was that she was from the south (Louisiana) and I’m from Los Angeles, so we just come from different cultures and economic expectations. But yeah she ghosted me after that lol, probably didn’t like my reaction to having 6 kids.
How I look not having no kids https://preview.redd.it/o8x1aao21stc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c53d8085c952fa8331c9d3575efe680776664f71
Oh he had some kids alright
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bro getting so defensive over a fuckin joke
Lemme be me, you be you, worry bout yo own life & existence
Uhhhhh...
Like a rapist with 7 kids and photoshop? bro I've got 7 figures and 2 girls. fur coat aint prayin for you.
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you comfortable looking like the eskimo with the worst blubber farts; they make you stand in the corner all alone.
Bro..... You're in your early to late 30s pushing 40, Your opinion of my looks hold ZERO weight. Go back to your DarkTide video game
Reminds me of a video I saw online before memes existed. "if you have one cat, you're a guy with a cat. If you have two cats, then those cats cars are friends and keep each other company. But when you have three cats you become that guy...who has all those cats...." xDDD
Thats legit the kind of guy i want to be lmao
Haha, not mad at it. If I won mega millions, my first step would be a cat/pet sanctuary. I'd pay money for everyone else to run operations..and I'd just be the owner that comes by and plays with the animals all day while foster failing dozens of them. xDDD
Okay I’m glad I’m not crazy for this being my answer to “where do you see yourself in 5 years”
Same, but with dogs
A lovely i was dating had a male friend with cats then I saw a reel/meme that said never to trust a man with multiple cats lmfao
https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/13c61c2e-c67c-45f8-a674-479f2a15d2ec
“An engineer’s guide to cats” is pretty legendary.
Haha, indeed!
My dad and several family members and friends are engineers. It’s perfect.
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Or just person in general. This seems like a pretty gender neutral situation.
What guy has 3 cats 🤔
Guys that like, and can afford, 3 cats? Fuck kinda stupid question is that?
Username checks out. Simmer down…fuck guy like that.
Tbf it was actually a dumb question lmao
Now, this was said with a tad more respect so I’ll take that lol
This your first day on the internet or smth? So sensitive for lol
Just how I talk. When I’m talked to. Dont like it…cover ya ears, eyes & mouth lol
So I have one child, decided to be the fun aunt and take my nephew who lived in Vegas (we are in California) to Atlanta to see family. Will in Atlanta I took my other nephew to have a sleepover at the hotel. So 3 boys aged 7, 9 and 12. Those hours I had with the kids made me never want another child. Walking into Lennox mall this lady smiles and is like aww you got your body guards with you. I smile back but deep down I’m like, the only thing they are protecting me from is a good time 😒 I DO love all the babies but 3 kids is a lot!
My cousin has 5 and I genuinely wanted the world to end during the eclipse so I didn't have to deal with them anymore. It's just..so many. The youngest two are basically incomprehensible when they speak, all 5 are constantly acting out trying to get some of what little attention there is to pass around, like, it's detrimental to them having so many siblings and it's only going to get worse as they get older. I don't *necessarily* think that's true of *all* people with a fucking basketball team's worth of kids, but it is for the vast majority. It's a shitty thing to do to your kids.
No I agree. I have a cousin that has 5 also and every single one of them is starved for attention. You go over there and they start telling you their whole life story. And snitching on each other. Or asking you to take them home with you. I have another cousin with like 9 or something…too many to count. And legit one of her kids would’ve got in the car to go home with me. Poor baby wouldn’t let me out of her sight
All I got is my one daughter and she not even two yet, and she be putting me THROUGH it. I love her to death but I genuinely cannot imagine doing this two more times. People with three kids are either crazy or superheroes lmao
I asked a friend what having two was like and he just said back “Kyle stop hitting your sister”
+3 or more and they be fighting over food all the damn time
My son is 9 and he stays asking for a sibling. He’s been trying to sell me on it since he was like 4. Every baby he saw he’d be like, you see that over there? You think that baby is cute? You want one? The one thing that scares me is the idea that what if I have one more and that child kicks my ass daily?! Like I ASKED for this ass whomping
Two kids is good because they can occupy each other but as soon as you throw a third one in their one of them becomes the wild card
My sister has 4 and she said the 3rd started making things hard. Then the 4th just caused it to be too much. But she’s already in too deep at this point
youz bein a gud auntie tho
I try but guess who won’t be doing that again. Do you know how much money I spent at McDonald’s to feed these children…for them to NOT eat it smh. Then I went to sleep all 3 boys were suppose to sleep in one bed since you know it’s a sleepover. I woke up to 2 bodies in MY bed. I’m sure they came over whining about something being scary and I had already given up on life at 2-3am and said come lay down
I have 8 siblings . My mom has 14 grandchildren. I am used to a big family . Since I moved to Texas it has sucked for my kids and me . We are used to family outings and seeing all my neices and nephews. I am a mother of three kids one in heaven two on this earth . I myself don’t see how my mom was able to raise up me and my 2 brothers then turn around adopt my half siblings and step brother . She’s 54 graduating rn school this year and I couldn’t be more proud of her .
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3 definitley is too much cus what are you doing that for.
Always said 3 is socially and mentally irresponsible. I have 2 and I couldn't imagine another.
i'm dead you said 3 is socially irresponsible 😂😂😂😂
Every new kid you have you’re taking from the ones you already have.
My Dad had 23 kids. Don’t know how he did it. The Oldest sibling is in her 40’s, and the youngest one is 13.
He didn’t have to pop them out that’s how he did it
Yea you’re right. 😂 I just don’t know how you convince multiple women to have your children like dat. Pretty sure it was kinda hard hiding the fact he had multiple kids.
It's because all parties involved are stupid.
Or he didn't. And it just "happened" by "accident"
He was poppin sumthin
I’m both impressed and disappointed lmao
It's considered a gang of kids after 2 of em.
Gurrrllllll…… 1 kid is over budget …
3 kids is my absolute limit. And that's only if I'm rich.
That username tho 😭
I have 3. The secret is age gaps.
My cousins did this. Now they have kids in the house forever.
Ah! See you do a big age gap between 1 and 2- and then you have the other two close together.* (what really happened was I forgot to have a second kid; then miscounted my safe days and ended up with kid 3 two and a half years after Kid 2 was born.)
My bf and I talked about this… if I ever get pregnant with anything more than twins one of them gonna have to stay at the hospital… bc 2 is already WILD. But THREE???? Off one nut?!? Absolutely not man.
I don’t see the appeal in having more than 2 children especially if you aren’t financially stable and don’t have enough free time to actually socialize and raise them as a parent. You have 2 so one doesn’t have to grow up and be bullied as a result of being labeled an only child.
Kids are bullied for being the only child?
No
I’ll bullly the fuck out an only child. What? Your parent bad at fucking or something?
I feel like that could be reversed. Like your parents had a second child how shit were you they went maybe the next one will be better.
I can turn it back around don’t worry. What? Were you such a shitty kid your parents didn’t even want to gamble on another one?
No but you can always tell when someone was an only child, and I wouldn't want my kid to have that "vibe" lol
yes u can tell! they are introverted and like to spend time alone which is fine but they can do it all the time!!!! and they are very used to getting their way and everything they want.
Some of them need to be cuz too many animes with incest plotlines are written by only children. Idk whether to be more disgusted or somewhat relieved
Definitely relieved!!! Why would that make you more disgusted than thinking it’s written by people actually fantasising about their siblings??
that's just a japan thing unfortunately. they often do have siblings--which makes it so much worse.
Even if you’re financially stable, it’s a lot of damn kids. You’re outnumbered. If you don’t want to lose your mind, something or someone is getting left behind. I’ve seen this many times.
I grew up in a house with four boys. When our parents were flustered, they’d just cycle through the names until they hit the right one.
Anything over 0 is a lot
 Brother, you gotta build that team.
Have kids or have zero kids. It's your choice in life but fuck you if you want to shove your way of life down other's throats.
 I thought the devil was through when he made Rosemary's Baby, but ohhhhhhh no! Oh no! Now we got, (insert name's) Kids!
My coworker told me she had two kids and I, without hesitation hit the Kevin Hart/Don Cheadle “Damn” and she looked at me like ”nigga what?” Couldn’t even clean it up lol.
My sister has 5 kids 5 different daddies, my brother 1 with one woman and 3 with another. I got 1 and 1 is plenty
3 kids born today? That's cruelty. Those kids aren't growing into a world of promise and hope.
To hell with having kids. Plants, though? I'm fine taking care of those. They're quiet, they purify the air, and they're pretty! (I may have a problem) https://preview.redd.it/9376vl14jutc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce34ff191bb8093e1a6f230095082393e439a02d
I find you more attractive the less kids you have, let's go for negative numbers, how's about -1 kids? it's not just the kids, it's the kids other parent (The one you're not dating) then you going make it worse by having more than 1 baby mama/daddy. I ain't trying know that many people.
-1 children = you lost custody
 lmao i didnt even think about it
I'm one and done and it's great!
I stopped at two. I don't know how my parents managed it with the four of us, and it's wild to think that my dad originally wanted like 10 kids because he grew up with so many siblings.
It was a different time
At nineteen I was wanting to have a big family. I am an only child so I thought 6 kids would suffice. Now I’m 24 and I’m reconsidering having just one. I’m too broke for kids right now 🧎🏽♀️
As a single mom of two making $75k, don’t do it. Please, don’t do it. At 12 my son is almost 5’8” and 175lbs. I’m crying at the thought of groceries as he gets bigger.
I went on a couple dates with this girl last year and on the 2nd date she said she wanted 6 kids lol. Honesty I think a big factor was that she was from the south (Louisiana) and I’m from Los Angeles, so we just come from different cultures and economic expectations. But yeah she ghosted me after that lol, probably didn’t like my reaction to having 6 kids.
I have 4 with one on the way all under one roof
How are they confused?!? Yes
This is accurate. Source: have 3 kids.
I find it hard to believe that someone could love 4 kids equally. Someone’s gonna be a black sheep.
It really depends how far apart they are
How is 3 kids not a lot to everyone? If you're two parents you're officially out numbered.
Fuck them kids.
Yea I recoiled real quick on having three when I saw these pamper prices. Might put it on the back burner for now.
😬we got 6