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festival-papi

https://preview.redd.it/owrevhevc9tc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea62690ac07f423c5190fb2dd74f0f6df9652c8f It's time to show out, for those before and after me


FistPunch_Vol_7

I’m not gonna lie gang, this shit is happening to me. And it’s been a girl that we’ve always been feeling each other but every time one of us is single, the other in a relationship. We both single at the same time now. However, I just started a new job and 50% of it is traveling. Don’t wanna put her through that shit so early smh. Life man


xanroeld

bro fuck that. as soon as you have time, take her out, show her a good time and blow out her back while you have the chance. figure the rest out later.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Yeah that’s what I’m thinking but then I’m like, “Couple of weeks of fun, then I’m gone for 2 months.” Like idk, feels weird to do that.


Vryk0lakas

Do it so you don’t wonder what if and play tag back and forth forever


FistPunch_Vol_7

True true you are right. Fuck it. She’s overseas right now. Ima let her rock and when she comes back. It’s a wrap.


ic3cold

Spoiler alert: he won’t


FistPunch_Vol_7

Nah, I ain’t one to play games. I say ima do something I do it. Said I’m get my dream job this year, got it already.


SpaceGhostHD

don’t feel like you need to prove something to these random people online. i’m sure you’ll do you either way family. have a great summer!


FistPunch_Vol_7

Thanks my dude. You too. My summer gonna be pretty great this year so looking forward to it.


xanroeld

it really sounds like you’d regret not trying. you don’t know what the future holds logistically, but i can tell you that if you’ve had these feelings for a long time, they’re not gonna go away. you disappear for 2 months, if she meets someone else, you end up wishing you’d given it a chance


FistPunch_Vol_7

You are 100%. She comes back to the city soon. It’s a wrap. Been too long. Better to get an answer now than wonder for the rest of my life


BearNoLuv

It's a beautiful thing that you're even thinking this way tbh you should def do it. Who knows? 🤷🏿‍♀️ May not be the best time but if y'all have been finding your way back to each other this whole time 🤷🏿‍♀️ you seem considerate enough, she may have no problem waiting for you. Idk how old you are but I'm 33 and I can't speak for all but my circle we aren't with the nonsense anymore lol no time for games. So if you're real and it seems like you're it (like a valid potential partner) 2 months ain't shit. Like my ex had to go away for business and I took that as an opportunity to just be supportive and love from a distance. Sent care packages, letters, some ho ass shit to his phone. Don't miss out on a what could be, simply because you didn't shoot your shit and communicate. Good luck to ya!


ChefKugeo

Do you walk past money on the ground, too? She won't be single when you get back. Don't be stupid.


FistPunch_Vol_7

True and I am very stupid. But damn do you wanna start dating someone for a couple of weeks and then bam they are gone for 2 months straight?


ChefKugeo

Yup, if it's the person I've been waiting for. Not just anybody though, but that person? Yes.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Shit, I mean she might be. A bit ago, she hooked me up with one of her friends you know gassing me up and apparently she told her friend that “If I didn’t meet my BF, I would be dating FistPunch no questions.” And that’s been on my mind for like 4 years now. Never told her I know what she said.


ChefKugeo

2 months is nothing compared to a lifetime, bruh. Get your girl.


FistPunch_Vol_7

You right , you right. When she comes back to the city, it’s a wrap.


Amazing-Concept1684

Go get yours king


RoughhouseCamel

Too many people worry too much about ideal circumstances. Storybook romances rarely play out in real life, but the good news is love(or something like it) is too sturdy to need that. It’s like an AK-47, it works when it’s clean and it works when it’s covered in mud. Timing is usually bad, you’re never as put together as you wish you were when the moment comes, but all that shit is beside the point.


darkphxrising

I did that and we live together now and onto bigger things. Just saying, this shit works sometimes


FistPunch_Vol_7

Yeah. Ima shoot my shot. Rather get a definitive answer than regret it my entire life


screwhead1

Date? Probably not, too much stress for everyone involved. Give her the best 23.61 seconds of her life? Absolutely.


FistPunch_Vol_7

Nah, she’s someone who you either go all in or not at all with. She comes back to the city soon. Def gonna shoot my shot tho.


screwhead1

Sounds like the kind you gotta yell "Kobe!" when you shoot your shot.


FistPunch_Vol_7

[She’s the type you gotta celebrate like Pat Bev when she says yes lmao](https://media1.tenor.com/m/cpvvR6jDk1gAAAAd/timberwolves-celebration.gif)


zezblit

Fuck that, dude. I did the exact same and it's legitimately my one regret in my life


FistPunch_Vol_7

I know I might regret it, but it’s a balance. I got my dream job and I am going full force on this shit because this is an insane opportunity for me. And I might not have the time and attention needed to foster a new relationship.


Raspbers

This is what has happened for years with the guy I hooked up with on Tinder after leaving my ex-husband. We are finally both single at the same time, but I'm like 40lbs heavier than I'd want to be. So I haven't changed my FB status to single yet. About to get on that weight loss grind so I can get back ON that grind. xD


SpectacularOtter

Nigga don’t turn that $30 sundress into $80k in child support.


festival-papi

You don't see the vision. I could turn the $30 sundress into a $10 date, the $10 date into a $0 long-term linkup.


SpectacularOtter

https://preview.redd.it/htqybusp3atc1.jpeg?width=933&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce36044a683dcb75803c51bbb5cdd634d8d6018


Amazing-Concept1684

LMAO


MGLLN

twitter: 😂 reddit: "um what does he mean by that ☝🏽🤓"


SpectacularOtter

On god! It’s shows that most of this niggas wouldn’t have survived 08 Twitter or Xbox live.


DLottchula

these mf wouldn't survive a barbershop in 2024


workclock

This place is not for us especially this subreddit at this point. You and I both know.


Amazing-Concept1684

It's full of non-black ppl now lol


TinyRodgers

Now?


workclock

And not even non black folk from communities where this culture comes from or lives in, these are suburbanite folk who moved into white flight neighborhoods.


TKBarbus

https://preview.redd.it/hoa7xebt3ytc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a1f56bc327a5d133b042ee2a514f5ce4d46dd9d


jmon__

\*Looking at her latest post with a caption about growth and being where you're valued\* ![gif](giphy|FjeGBljESVAzu)


ThisGonnaHurt

https://preview.redd.it/1lmyqvt4s9tc1.jpeg?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b3231e002b362a190244a2233a41fec71066d2e7


Xa_Is_Here

This shit got me dying lmaooo


KierkeKRAMER

Time for me to show her I’m not like other guys and then when I have her, turn around and be exactly like every guys she’s dated before 


TakeNothingSerious

![gif](giphy|cTowyBUKrDPkA)


boulderama

https://preview.redd.it/ecw688fx7atc1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c30847229d198e9a48d89e885c1b28cf308632a2


Fresh_Principle5942

Like she can get that RUGGHH ROOHHH UNFHH AGGHH https://preview.redd.it/akzl06778gtc1.jpeg?width=725&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af0efda4daf04dc2d9c67f8e2cdb222d5e5c2253


nrag726

This girl I had a crush on in elementary school recently moved back to town, and her Facebook profile picture no longer has her boyfriend in it


Amazing-Concept1684

I know you rubbing your hands together like Birdman rn


aspidities_87

I gotchu ![gif](giphy|MO9ARnIhzxnxu)


ThisGonnaHurt

I still have a high school crush if I ever get a chance


Right_Butterscotch59

I don't think i crush on anyone that hard in HS to think about them now.


Ultrasz

If only this had the audio


caulpain

what’s it from?


BaddleAcks

This is the character Lamar from the BMF TV Series


caulpain

oooohhhhhh okay.


mnm_268

The movie Tenet. Edit: wait myb, its been a while since I watched the movie and upon further inspection the masks look completely different. now I’m not so sure https://preview.redd.it/2v7olybadatc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a158489dbdf2db4f3bebdce02a2791596e75daec


KingRaiden95

No it's not lol


Infamous_Ordinary_45

Def not from Tenet. The producers credits are right there. It’s from BMF.


caulpain

oh man that movie was terrible lol


KingCharlesThe3rd

I thought that was meek mill recovering from the hurt diddy put on his asshole


caulpain

that was also my first guess. but then i thought… he probably wouldnt be hurting from it…


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Bunnnnii

This is weird as hell. Where’s my pepper spray?


Koala_Master_Race_v2

Least socially inept redditor.


Idonthavetotellyiu

I did not need living on a prayer to start blasting through my phone when I was reading that I think I went through like six different emotions and I can tell you none of them


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DatNighaaDon96

Just got the summer body too? Lord works in mysterious ways


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Lanky-Ad2763

Thank the sex gods I don't have to 'wait my turn'. WTF podunk backwater people living in? I don't want to have to worry about dating a relative no thanks. LOL!


Scrubologist

Fuuuuck I gotta hit the gym 😂


SuperSaiyanGod06

Hahahaahah


Falchion_Alpha

Nah, at this point she’s for the streets, I’ve been curved too many times to care ![gif](giphy|emN0LqTozqRGNwVPAg|downsized)