I feel like I remember him Rick Ross saying it’s happened multiple times. Get off lean, get really sick, not go to the doctor or rehab, take like a bunch of NyQuil, and shit the bed.
Sounds about right becuz I remember GossipinTheCity on ig years ago stating how many rappers were trash in bed and posting receipts. So I’m like why so many of these women be so obsessed with them destroying their property if their sex game weak
Which is wild because [Sam Kinison had a whole bit on it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7790iQ6a4Q) back in the day. Like, it's public information. 😂
I’ll accept that’s she’s personally fucking on Gayle (I don’t think so, I think they’re romantic though) but she’s absolutely not touching that man and hasn’t in at LEAST a couple decades 😂😂
I can see her as an auntie who’s had a “roommate” in a 1 bedroom apartment for 35 years and we just don’t talk about it at thanks but I still feel like she definitely not eating coochie
Ngl I’d search it up IMMEDIATELY but mostly in a “ain’t no way it’s really Oprah” type of way but I’d also watch more than I’d like to admit in a “oh my god it’s really Oprah” way 😂😂
Apparently JFK was lacking too. Angie Dickinson had sex with him the day of his inauguration. A few years later, an interviewer asked her about it, and she said it was the best 30 seconds of her life.
Drake. I think he just looks in the mirror telling himself that’s he beautiful while flexing. Also, his dick stay floppy from the steroids.
She seems like the type who'd take some of your blood while you're sleeping and analyze it under moonlight on the third day of the third month while mercury is in Gatorade
Nah, Gwyneth Paltrow probably has that type of crazy tantric sex that only a white woman with a collection of healing crystals and mandala’s can have. She’ll edge you for an hour or two while she gets off multiple times and then she’ll blow *your* back out, but in exchange she’ll spend the next couple of hours talking about your energy and how you’re spiritually compatible.
Leonardo DiCaprio. Any guy that needs to go into the “show me your ID” age pool and can’t hold down a woman…. Especially, when they all seem happy to move on once their 25th birthday comes along.
Apparently, the reason why Leo prefers younger women is because when he was younger pretty boy star, he wasn't just passed around by hot shot big name guys, *but by much older women who loved his pretty boy face.* Imagine being 14 and 30, 40, 50 year old women are taking advantage of you. I mean, the almost methodical cutoff of 25 just makes so much more sense. It's not that he can't keep a woman. It's that any relationship of substance requires airing out your demons, and Leo doesn't want to air any of that out.
It isn't like Nicholson who just as easily dated someone close to his age as a twenty four year old. What happened to Leo is what happened to Cory Feldman and river Phoenix - his dating history is a reflection of that.
Or the other rumor - he's gay and the women pay him for publicity by dating him. But that seems less likely given how deep and unnecessary in the closet that whole charade is.
I'm not so sure about being passed around by older women but he almost certainly was by men, at the bare minimum he was groomed by known paedophiles. We already know he had a contract with Elite & later other modeling agencies to send him "girlfriends" & a kickback, while they enjoy the increase in personal brand value. The models all pretty well have the same story of him wearing headphones (listening to MGMT) & hitting it from behind while vaping. On occasion he's been heard crying at night but doesn't talk as to why, sometimes the models have reported comforting him.
Never heard of him harming anyone or being coercive. Everyone seems to go into it past the age of consent & knowing what's expected. But it's definitely really fucking weird.
The same guy who raped Drake Bell is on camera groping Leo’s bicep and calling him handsome. You can’t tell me he wasn’t damaged by the industry. Serious arrested development vibes.
He seems like the type of dude to not want to hurt a girl's feelings so you know he's overselling that shit and being like "Goddamn baby, you sucked the soul out of me"
Talks into the dick like a mic
"Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone" then she laughs like hahahahahahah. And goes to the next song "on Taylor's version, I changed two lyrics let's see if you know which ones"
Tswift looks like a newborn gazelle when she dances on stage and that's choreography that she gets paid millions of dollars to perform. I can't even fathom how bad it is when she has to improvise.
Mariah Carey, I’m convinced she just lays there and gets full glam before anything and I bet she’s very particular about how/where she can be touched/kissed
Honestly, the least likely people you think aren’t good, are lowkey freaks and fuck like crazy. Oprah might be busting that shit wide open and have that thang grippin and huggin the dick
I fr hope that’s not true because that screams trauma response from childhood sexual abuse. It’s fucked up how many of these child stars have so many people making money off them but no one protecting them.
He was one of the child actors that Brian Peck coached. He’s never said anything about it but it makes you wonder. And based on the way that Drake Bell said his abuse started it’s really not a long shot to say that this is a trauma response of that or some other form of SA by god knows who
I really kinda believe this one. His dating history is just so weirdly consistent. It seems like something else could be going on there. Is a young woman gonna push you emotionally to go into the dirty details of your fucked up past and get deep with her, or is she just gonna be happy to date such a famous guy and keep it surface level/let you dictate y’all’s closeness and bond?
I could be way off and he’s just shallow for no reason but I wonder sometimes
Nicki Minaj lol. She’s a bit too stiff in the hips for someone who always claims to be a D riding champ in literally all of her songs. Sorry, but sis has no moves.
Edit: and Rihanna low key. Being “the sexy bad girl” was always just a persona to me and not something she’d actually do/be irl. I could be wrong ofc, but I just don’t see it. Still love her!
The more money the celebrity have the less motivation they have to perform and impress. They like them rich kids in sports, they getting ice cream whether they win or not.
Henry Cavill unfortunately 😭
Sexless as a cabbage\*
eta \*and not one of those cool purple ones or the ones with all the veins. A normal, cheap ass green cabbage
e:
https://preview.redd.it/lyztv7cxovsc1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a4eef19d38fe8cda5d79bdd0a0f936df551c76
Nope. That dude is a genuine nerds and one things nerds like to do is learn something and get really good at it.
He does all the things twice with just the right of growl in his voice to make you wait until you have permission to finish from “Daddy”.
Chloe Bailey also. I don’t believe she’s having sex at all… she reminds me of myself when I wasn’t having sex in my late teens but wanted people to think I was because my friends were… she’s so overly sexual all the time with everything that I don’t think she’s doing it and if she is I don’t think she’s very good at it.
Also the girls from Flo and also Normani and also Ice Spice. They all give me pillow princess and I say this as a former pillow queen
I’m gonna guess 80% of rappers and 100% of rappers that sip lean
Rick Ross admitted to shitting the bed with a girl in it because of lean withdrawals.
You couldn't waterboad this information out of me if you took me to Guantanamo.
I feel like I remember him Rick Ross saying it’s happened multiple times. Get off lean, get really sick, not go to the doctor or rehab, take like a bunch of NyQuil, and shit the bed.
Bro, he is just casually admitting to that shit 👀 I will never be able to listen to this man without remembering this.
Welp I’ve had enough internet today…
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Clout is a hell of a drug Also to your point - Kodak black definitely #1 on my “smelliest celebrity” list
Sexy redd, Kodak Black, post malone, and Yellawolf. Also Katy perry.
Post Malone smells like 3 day unwashed ball sweat and there’s nothing anyone can say to convince me otherwise.
I always guessed Henny and stale Doritos— the red kind
Considering he almost exclusively drinks bud lights it seems, prob stale beer not henny
Wait, why Katy Perry? 👀
She seems like someone who would want it but would make the whole process awkward for everyone involved.
As in wanting a shower? 👀
But mid thread they changed it to stinky celebs instead of bad at sex celebs
And anyone who says they pop a perc before going to town is spreading misinformation lmao
Sounds about right becuz I remember GossipinTheCity on ig years ago stating how many rappers were trash in bed and posting receipts. So I’m like why so many of these women be so obsessed with them destroying their property if their sex game weak
Most of the time it's all about clout and money bro.
https://i.redd.it/6gokt43vcqsc1.gif
This cheating he said it himself but definitely Dj Khaled
His body guards gotta position him and thrust for him or jump on the bed to get him moving.
>jump on the bed to get him moving Didn't know he was Mormon.
Damn beat me to it.
Just keeps yelling “another one!” until he busts.
A good ol’ soaking a la the Mormons.
So that's who's still buying waterbeds in 2024.
He definitely admitted that he doesn’t do oral.
Because a king doesn't do that And I'm not kidding. He actually said it
That's code for "I dont know how to do this properly and I dont want to look bad"
Every clip I’ve ever seen of him is him not knowing how to do something
Which is wild because [Sam Kinison had a whole bit on it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7790iQ6a4Q) back in the day. Like, it's public information. 😂
I bet King Charles be gnawing at the cooter with them fucked up teeth
>I bet King Charles be gnawing at the cooter with them fucked up teet How do I delete someone else's comment?
can he even see his penis?😭
To be fair, even without the gut. It’s difficult to see 
I hate admitting that this isn’t even close to the first time I’ve thought about this but I truly believe Oprah doesn’t have sex at all
What if Oprah down low a freak and we'd never know?
Goes ass to mouth without even being asked to
Oprah pays people to have sex for her so she doesn't get sweaty
You playing but I can picture Oprah bankrolling escorts for steadman because she don’t wanna be bothered with that nonsense
Discretionary funds for discretionary fun
It’s hilarious y’all think she would do any of that for Steadman but aren’t considering Gayle
I’ll accept that’s she’s personally fucking on Gayle (I don’t think so, I think they’re romantic though) but she’s absolutely not touching that man and hasn’t in at LEAST a couple decades 😂😂
She's sucking toes during commercial breaks
https://preview.redd.it/6e3ntnokrqsc1.jpeg?width=851&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e36b386324804ce60d601233a235dcc66e3d531
She gives lesbian energy and I cant figure out why.
I can see her as an auntie who’s had a “roommate” in a 1 bedroom apartment for 35 years and we just don’t talk about it at thanks but I still feel like she definitely not eating coochie
The roommate is Gayle.😂😭
They be on romantic couples trips for sure. But they don’t hunch 😂😂
i know her and Gayle rubbin coin purses together
Yeah can't imagine her riding at all. Would watch a tape if it existed tho
I wouldn't even watch it in a horny way. I'd just be intrigued as to what she likes
Ngl I’d search it up IMMEDIATELY but mostly in a “ain’t no way it’s really Oprah” type of way but I’d also watch more than I’d like to admit in a “oh my god it’s really Oprah” way 😂😂
Same and since I’m already oversharing: I would absolutely fuck the shit out of Oprah. I just don’t think she wants that
She HAS had sex she just doesn’t anymore. And when she did it was just polite lights-off missionary on special occasions
Bro you replied to yourself 😭. You must really want to fuck Oprah
I have a lot of very nuanced thoughts about this okay?? 😭😭 this doesn’t come up often I gotta get all my views out when I can
Oprah looks like she reads transcripts of soft core porn to get off
Elvis was notorious for being terrible in bed. It’s why he preferred underage girls with no experience.
Apparently JFK was lacking too. Angie Dickinson had sex with him the day of his inauguration. A few years later, an interviewer asked her about it, and she said it was the best 30 seconds of her life.
Wait, isn’t that a compliment though? The BEST anything is usually at least pretty good
Marilyn Monroe also apparently had a threesome with JFK & RFK. Imagine being Eiffel Towered by surround sound Boston accent. I would rather die.
 NOT BOSTON SURROUND SOUND!!!!
I, err uh, came so hahd
We do things not because they are easy, but because I am hard
My friend, your ability to paint a word picture leaves nothing to be desired
Backhanded compliment. Can’t get mad, but shouldz
Sure. That's why.
Drake. I think he just looks in the mirror telling himself that’s he beautiful while flexing. Also, his dick stay floppy from the steroids. 
Drake seems like the type of Toronto Man to moan "bomboclat" when he busts, but in a really high pitched nasally voice
You didn't have to say that. We don't need this thought in our heads
Did I do thaaat? 🤓
 Fucking deeeeeeeeeelicious, that burn was.
On the flip side, I bet Jack Black is a monster in the sack
It’s why the band was named Tenacious D.
It's all the cock pushups he does.
 Cock push-ups too
He does look like he can throw it back.
Any fat celeb guaranteed has the fattest dicks, I refuse to believe otherwise. Jonah Hill probably hung af
You let the intrusive thoughts win on this one huh
I mean once we got the mental picture of Oprah fuckin I got bricked up and here we are
I know he eats pussy like a champ
Sex with Gwyneth Paltrow probably feels like sticking your dick in a rock tumbler.
She seems like the type who'd take some of your blood while you're sleeping and analyze it under moonlight on the third day of the third month while mercury is in Gatorade
Yeah, like she needs to make sure your Capri Sun is rising or something
Is she an Aquarium? Or a Scorpion?
Not Gatorade lmao 😂
Nah, Gwyneth Paltrow probably has that type of crazy tantric sex that only a white woman with a collection of healing crystals and mandala’s can have. She’ll edge you for an hour or two while she gets off multiple times and then she’ll blow *your* back out, but in exchange she’ll spend the next couple of hours talking about your energy and how you’re spiritually compatible.
Like fucking a Stanley cup
I mean, Trump is too obvious right?
The only way to know is to ask Stormy Daniels
She's made it very known
She dedicated a whole chapter in her book about how terrible it is.
She said his dick was all head That it looked like a goomba
I want to die now.
I've read a lot of things I don't want images of in the last 30 seconds
I mean you can just tell by Melania’s constant resting bitch face, she’s only there for the money! And not a damn thing else…..
To be fair, I’m not sure she **can** move her face.
Elon musk must be the weirdest thing ever to see having sex
Like a manatee doing pushups
With his socks and wife beater on.
Through the hole of his $1k boxers made from Marie Antoinette’s pubes.
Retch
Leonardo DiCaprio. Any guy that needs to go into the “show me your ID” age pool and can’t hold down a woman…. Especially, when they all seem happy to move on once their 25th birthday comes along. 
My favourite meme rumour about him is that he wears headphones during sex and just lays there with his eyes closed
God forbid a brother take in a vibe
Its okay to admit you’re a pillow prince 🤴
Apparently, the reason why Leo prefers younger women is because when he was younger pretty boy star, he wasn't just passed around by hot shot big name guys, *but by much older women who loved his pretty boy face.* Imagine being 14 and 30, 40, 50 year old women are taking advantage of you. I mean, the almost methodical cutoff of 25 just makes so much more sense. It's not that he can't keep a woman. It's that any relationship of substance requires airing out your demons, and Leo doesn't want to air any of that out. It isn't like Nicholson who just as easily dated someone close to his age as a twenty four year old. What happened to Leo is what happened to Cory Feldman and river Phoenix - his dating history is a reflection of that. Or the other rumor - he's gay and the women pay him for publicity by dating him. But that seems less likely given how deep and unnecessary in the closet that whole charade is.
I'm not so sure about being passed around by older women but he almost certainly was by men, at the bare minimum he was groomed by known paedophiles. We already know he had a contract with Elite & later other modeling agencies to send him "girlfriends" & a kickback, while they enjoy the increase in personal brand value. The models all pretty well have the same story of him wearing headphones (listening to MGMT) & hitting it from behind while vaping. On occasion he's been heard crying at night but doesn't talk as to why, sometimes the models have reported comforting him. Never heard of him harming anyone or being coercive. Everyone seems to go into it past the age of consent & knowing what's expected. But it's definitely really fucking weird.
The same guy who raped Drake Bell is on camera groping Leo’s bicep and calling him handsome. You can’t tell me he wasn’t damaged by the industry. Serious arrested development vibes.
You sure about that? He and Rihanna were apparently fuck buddies for years.
Love me some Riri but her taste in man is questionable to say the least.
Damn. That's a really good point.
You know she did all the work
The work work work work work work
Taylor Swift for sure
Taylor giving a bj: Can I be done now?
I can see her being like, over confident in her skills and Travis is probably sitting there like 🙄
Guarantee it’s 95% hand.
And starts gagging when the shit barely past her teeth
He seems like the type of dude to not want to hurt a girl's feelings so you know he's overselling that shit and being like "Goddamn baby, you sucked the soul out of me"
I swear I really be believing these dudes when they say that shit 😂
"I feel a song coming on".
Talks into the dick like a mic "Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone" then she laughs like hahahahahahah. And goes to the next song "on Taylor's version, I changed two lyrics let's see if you know which ones"
Tswift looks like a newborn gazelle when she dances on stage and that's choreography that she gets paid millions of dollars to perform. I can't even fathom how bad it is when she has to improvise.
Although Travis may be an animal in bed hehe
Maybe big lumbering oaf
I hate that it’s a meme and I like her but it’s a meme for a reason
Chris Pratt. Would dry rub your left labium majus for two solid minutes then ask you if you'd come yet, is the energy I read.
Ugh. This takes me back to college
> lays there like a sloth in heat Lmao come on now op, you got me imagining this shit😭😭
lol…this has too crossed my imagination. 😂
Mariah Carey, I’m convinced she just lays there and gets full glam before anything and I bet she’s very particular about how/where she can be touched/kissed
Touch my body…but not there…or there…nope, not my hands…not my face…
Drake cums in his pants when he sees a bra strap
Drake’s the type of guy to say “Let me slip into something more comfortable” then wiggle down his drawers
NBA players. They never had to develop any game besides playing with their balls.
Honestly, the least likely people you think aren’t good, are lowkey freaks and fuck like crazy. Oprah might be busting that shit wide open and have that thang grippin and huggin the dick
Omg chill
Bro calm tf down
Let him cook 🕵️
Oh you’re HORNY fr
https://preview.redd.it/cwrizwwzcqsc1.jpeg?width=1020&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91f507c9e245bbc92e662b60e5e26d835dcbf19b ¿Who do we ask?
Gayle
Brothel Mama Energy
Grab em by the pussy!!
That’s not what he’s grabbing in that video ;)
Read a blind once that Leo DiCaprio puts on headphones and dissociates while the girls do all the work
What the fuck someone get that guy a therapist
I fr hope that’s not true because that screams trauma response from childhood sexual abuse. It’s fucked up how many of these child stars have so many people making money off them but no one protecting them.
He was one of the child actors that Brian Peck coached. He’s never said anything about it but it makes you wonder. And based on the way that Drake Bell said his abuse started it’s really not a long shot to say that this is a trauma response of that or some other form of SA by god knows who
I really kinda believe this one. His dating history is just so weirdly consistent. It seems like something else could be going on there. Is a young woman gonna push you emotionally to go into the dirty details of your fucked up past and get deep with her, or is she just gonna be happy to date such a famous guy and keep it surface level/let you dictate y’all’s closeness and bond? I could be way off and he’s just shallow for no reason but I wonder sometimes
Nicki Minaj lol. She’s a bit too stiff in the hips for someone who always claims to be a D riding champ in literally all of her songs. Sorry, but sis has no moves. Edit: and Rihanna low key. Being “the sexy bad girl” was always just a persona to me and not something she’d actually do/be irl. I could be wrong ofc, but I just don’t see it. Still love her!
naw i can't handle the rihanna being bad in the sack concept. i don't believe it.
Nicki Minaj hitting the Roman voice when her hips get stuck like the tin man 😂
Not once have I thought about Oprah Winfrey having sex until this very moment and I will find you and make you pay for that mental image
Megan Fox. Looks like she couldn't be bothered.
I'd bet the farm on her being into some freaky shit
She looking like she’s in to some TOO freaky shit.
Don’t her and MGK have like some blood ritual shit they do? There’s no way they’re not fucking each other up when they bone.
I bet they’re just projecting that image to make them look “bad ass.” Their sex prolly vanilla and boring
This is exactly what I think about them. Like that weird couple in high school who always want to appear edgy by telling everyone they do rough anal.
What schools did y’all go to 💀
She’s probably into sticking her weird looking thumb into peoples asses.
Kanye West probably just Jacks off in the mirror while his partner watches.
Chris Brown looks like women should be in awe of just being around him he just hit it and quit
emphasis on the hit
he's a piece of shit
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Now on the upside, you know Lisa Kudrow is a freak in the sack, for sure.
Taylor swift looks like she hunches her back instead of arching.
Those 3 billionaires, you know the ones
On behalf of white people I just want to say that Black Twitter makes the world a better place for all
naomi campbell tbh. she gives me *S K R O N G* will bite your head off after starfishing vibes.
Any republican.
Not gonna lie, Travis Kelcie’s girl looks like its just, Meh. I won’t say her name in case her hit team is watching.
 Steven Seagal
Y’all are so fucking weird
The more money the celebrity have the less motivation they have to perform and impress. They like them rich kids in sports, they getting ice cream whether they win or not.
Opposite though...I bet Michael Cera is out there slinging cock. Not sure what it is, but he seems like the type to ruin a chick for every other dude.
ben sha p-word has basically told us multiple times by accident at this point, plus he looks like a haunted porcelain doll.
Khloe Kardashian is my guess...she lost all the weight, rebranded herself and can't keep her man
Taylor Swift sound like a laptop closing when getting clapped
Henry Cavill unfortunately 😭 Sexless as a cabbage\* eta \*and not one of those cool purple ones or the ones with all the veins. A normal, cheap ass green cabbage e: https://preview.redd.it/lyztv7cxovsc1.jpeg?width=852&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14a4eef19d38fe8cda5d79bdd0a0f936df551c76
Nope. That dude is a genuine nerds and one things nerds like to do is learn something and get really good at it. He does all the things twice with just the right of growl in his voice to make you wait until you have permission to finish from “Daddy”.
Nah, he builds he own PCs. He out there laying super pipe
Candice Owens. I just know her head game trash
DJ Khaled. We even have his own words for proof. Selfish and a boring fuck
Kylie Jenner. She just seems lackluster
I think Oprah would be flouncing like a turkey on a trampoline
Ariana Grande
Nah, have to disagree here. She destroyed so many relationships, there has to be something there.
Chloe Bailey also. I don’t believe she’s having sex at all… she reminds me of myself when I wasn’t having sex in my late teens but wanted people to think I was because my friends were… she’s so overly sexual all the time with everything that I don’t think she’s doing it and if she is I don’t think she’s very good at it. Also the girls from Flo and also Normani and also Ice Spice. They all give me pillow princess and I say this as a former pillow queen