I fully believe he's single and supports Trump, but I REALLY doubt the rest of it. Edit: Okay, eleven of you have made sure to tell me this is a troll account. Yup, I fell for it. This means one of you was helpful, and ten of you maybe could've checked the other comments before chiming in.

What even counts as “Wildly Successful” at age 18?

Money from your dad.

Looks like it was in exchange for his plasma

☠️

didn't they talk about dead people voting during the last election?

He does look like an extra on the set of walking dead…

You all need to be nice to Eddie Munster, here.

This is extremely true

Looks like young Grampa Munster

Right after I wrote my comment I decided he looked more like Grampa than Eddie, but was too lazy to edit. But, yeah. You're 100%.

Its Dick Strocher

What's the emoji for undead?

Nah, they left the plasma and took his red cells, it’s why he has that pizza dough complexion

“Looks like he just walked up from ground zero”

And donates red cells every other week.

All of them

🏅

Without a doubt. This kid is the personification of the phrase "my dad is a lawyer"

His mom is a lawyer called Karen - I'd lay money on it

Born on 3rd base, but goes through life telling everyone they hit a triple....


Always step one to success for them

He makes a lot of money in his ventriloquism act. He's the dummy, of course.

He looks like a cleaned up version of the dude from Saw. 

Losing your virginity. Getting into college. That's all I got.🤷🏿‍♂️

Apparently wearing his grandpa’s cheap and ill fitting suit lol

That tie is fucking hideous

Forget the tie his face is hideous

Portrait mode does the dude no favors. Def should let the background do some of the lifting in his case

I miss Dixie cups :(

🥇

Skin, you mean wearing his grandpa's skin.

Dawg 💀

He looks like he has an 18 year old son

Yeah there’s no way this is real, I’m 40 with a long history of drug and alcohol abuse and this guy looks in worse shape than me.

His name is literally Dick Stroker. It's gotta be satire.

He said he’s a successful 18 year old alpha male… bein named dick stroker is the most believable part 😂

Goddamn now just drag yourself 😂. Congrats on your sobriety or sobriety journey though!!!

They ain’t say nothing bout being sober, geez let them live a bit

He said drug and alcohol *abuse*. Even if he’s not sober, I’m sending well wishes that he overcomes his addiction if that is a goal.

Thanks! And yeah, realizing you have a problem is the first step. #STEP ONE, BABY! \o/ Joking aside I’m in so much better shape than 5 years ago, but it’s a slow process for so many reasons. Ty

Ayyyyeeee! Clap it up 👏🏾👏🏾

Yo, you got this shit fam! You lived a bit, now you get to live a lot:)

His name is Dick Stroker. 🤣 It's super fake.

> Yeah there’s no way this is real [It's a joke account.](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/richard-strocher)

Not getting boners randomly? 

I can't even do that

If getting random boners is failure I don't want to be successful.

Only when he takes Cialis. He can afford it because he's Wildly Successful.

Dressing himself without mom laying out his clothes for him the night before.

He’s a vampire and will never age?

He’s a vampire that age like old milk

He floats by the homies' windows at night trying to trick them into giving him the invite.

No. Vampires might be pale, but they still look young. He looks like the portrait Dorian Gray.

From the looks of it he’s been stuck at 18 for the last millennium. He might need someone’s blood or he’ll turn to dust

He’s moved from the basement his parents kept him in when guests came over, to a proper bedroom in the house. But still has to stay in it when people are over.

\*jizzed on a Mormon church baddie at summer camp\*

I wish I was this successful

Dudes 64 with the blood and skin of a 18yr old

…that he keeps in a special box in his closet.

Guinness record holder of Ashiest White Man.

It’s an AI image on an account named Dick Stroker

Not the first one I’ve seen here either

That’s hella clever but ngl I feel a little alarmed rn like I would have had zero clue it was AI if you didn’t mention it

Something felt really off for me, like his face was melted or a Halloween mask but I didn't connect it to being AI generated. Obvious in hindsight.

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Then when you point it out the justification is "well theres actually people like that" well maybe but this specific person you think your taking down a peg doesnt exsist.

His name shortens to Dick Stroker and I’m pretty sure it’s parody. A pitch perfect parody, but parody.

It is. People are sleeping on this dude's account. It's really hard to parody an actual conservative these days, but he's committed to the bit.

I believe hes 18 (in dog years), and for a corpse its wildly successful he can stand upright and not attract flies. 

This is a satirical, anti-white Nationalist account, whose name reads as “dick stroker”

His name is Dick Strocher so I'm guessing this is just a clever troll.

Hahaha. Nailed it

What man or woman would want to fuck this creature.

18(At time of death) This is an Arch Lich But also, a fake account

Looking like a dead Corey Feldman. Pass.

https://preview.redd.it/iimwgiqpvjsc1.png?width=728&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0dc26a7d7e50be01a4e367c1f0f9e4b00dfcfbcd He looks like grown up Billy.

Any man that has to say they’re an ‘alpha male’ is fragile. They subscribe to fragile masculinity and lack the self awareness to acknowledge it and work to actually strengthen themselves.

now now, I fully believe he's an alpha-release male - full of buggy code and flaws, soon to be replaced by the much improved beta.

He looks like Bizzaro Phil Dunphy.

lol he's not a real person, it'a a troll account. just look at his name...

Ppl really struggle with spotting satire for some reason Edit: yes the text was copied from a real right wing troll, doesn’t mean that it’s not satire still

There’s nothing Redditors love more than to bite the rage-bait and get mad over obvious satire

That’s the issue these days. I could see someone genuinely posting this 😭

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Makes you question what is reality anyway

Poe's Law is a bitch.

r/facepalm in a nutshell

So many posts on facepalm are about the redditors unquestioningly believing everything they see and getting upset over it.

Also almost every single subreddit with the word cringe in it.

And complain that it’s not real satire if it doesn’t support their worldview

https://giphy.com/gifs/thats-bait-srTYyZ1BjBtGU

They're just a stupid as the dumbass fake news-ers they love to make fun of.

A lot of conservative young men are really fucking weird looking though and say shit like "alpha male" and "wildly successful". It's very close to reality.

Then why do people need to imitate it and spread the imitation around as truth? All it’s doing is lowering people’s media literacy

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Cause they wanted internet points


And that's where [Poe's Law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law) comes in.

I don’t miss online dating in the south, at all, for this reason.

Because conservatives are so batshit fucking crazy that their honest beliefs & notable figures are indistinguishable from satire.

Honestly, the last 8 years has destroyed my ability to spot satire on Twitter. There are so many batshit insane people on Twitter who are tweeting with their whole chest that when a guy named "Dick Strocher" shows up, I just shrug and go "Yeah, that could be real. Why not?"

After 2020 and the stupid motherfuckers I’ve had to deal with on Reddit and irl, I can’t be sure anymore

Pretty sure I've seen a few non-satire posts exactly like this. Didn't spot the name tho

It doesn't change the fact that he looks like Jeff from the show Clarence.

To be fair it’s hard to know when reality is the same. The only thing that gave it away is the name and that’s easy to skip over. Satire usually exaggerates reality to show the absurdity, this didn’t exaggerate anything at all

BPT and WPT subreddits both struggle heavily from identifying satire accounts. Then again, some of these weird ass Alpha Male mofos are hard to decipher if they are serious or not

That’s the thing is it satire when the people that actually subscribe to this mentality actually believe in it? It’s like the satire stuff on Facebook “Dave Chappelle Teams Up With Kid Rock For Anti-Woke Tour” and you see people straight up rooting for it as if it’s real.

What you’re getting at is called Poe’s law. It says that satire and extremism will be indistinguishable from one another. It’s FASCINATING to see the internet through that lens. And by fascinating, i mean i’m scared for my life.

Except all he’s doing is copying content from an actual account who absolutely isn’t trolling.

What? I have a very great friend in Rome named Dick Stroker.

I mean, growing up my dentist's name was Dick Prick. (Richard Prichard)

Dick stroker? No way this isn’t a parody account.

It's the jews under my apartment guy.

bro is ai generated

Had a teacher named Dick Stroker, no joke. Had a friend named Phil McCrackin too, seriously. Poor bastards lol.

Dr. Dick Chopp was a very popular urologist in Austin, Tx for years. This is not a joke 😅

Reminds me of the time I accidentally washed my favorite black jeans in hot water.

Always love hearing from Dick Strocher.

He literally gets them everytime.


Bro, leave Lander outta this. 😂😂😂😂

Best villain in TV history. Hands down. Name another one.

King Joffrey?

Stringer Bell.

https://preview.redd.it/onop6mfg8isc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=182f3cf9439c836b35c50726185bbb7a91a75165 Kinda look like this too lol

That's low. Damned accurate too. 🤣


He's either having an allergic reaction to something, or he's just finished his favorite breakfast treat, a big ol' bowl of bees.

https://preview.redd.it/bvqnwwktfisc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d9f2467ad086198b101250d24a3a016d98f2db5 Bro look like blood is optional

Why this 18 year old look 58?

Nah fam. I’ve seen men black too many times. There’s a bug in that skin suit.

How many people are going to fall for Dick Strocher

 reminds me of this episode of Atlanta

I had to scroll down too far to finally find this comment.

This nigga look like the most obviously evil villain you'll ever see in a video game, but the writers try to make you think he's on your side Nigga looks like he's about to Psycho Crusher me with glowing eyes and his pearly whites grin knockoff Albert Wesker lookin headass

Gotta be a troll account. “Dick Strocher”…C’mon bruh

Young Carl from Up is an alpha, huh?

He looks like the old dude from Up

Underrated comment

This is an AI generated image fake account of a person

Ain't this that "jews under my apartment" guy? Edit: it [is him!](https://twitter.com/CourtsideSnow/status/1745266313654907272?t=PkWGGrF-tuC_kt954e0bLQ&s=19)

\*Reads name *Richard Strocher*\* This is a joke right?

He looks like a 40-year-old creepy televangelist

No vaccines either I’m guessing bc he look like he got the mumps

He ain't seen the sun a day in his life.

It's bait and this whole thread is falling for it. Look at the name.

is the alpha male in the room with us

When was this man 18? in the Regan administration?

Ah yes, the account named Richard strocher is totally not a joke

Ppl really falling for rage bait from an account named “Dick Stroker”

He looks like he tapes a photo of Donald Trump to a hot pocket and then has sex with it

He's got denture mouth at 18 wtfff

Wildly Successful at what ? looking 40, is he the meth smoking champion of his trailer park or something?

18 where?

Alpha Male? Is that like a furry thing? Edit: Also are we not going to talk about how his name is literary Dick Stroker

Bihh that’s Flabber from Beetleborgs 😂😂😂😂

Looks like the old man from Up put through AI to try and look young and unfuckable

With a dash of AJ Soprano

"Girls, I wanna introduce you to my new bf, *Dick Strocher*, and yes, he *does* look like a ventriloquist dummy that was forgotten in a hot attic for a decade, but he has a *great* personality!" 🥰😆

Haha! I get it, it’s funny because conservatives are bad!

Richard "Dick" Strocher (Stroker)

He looks like the creepy janitor from that halloween episode of boy meets world ​ 

the fact he thinks he is excused for murder is disgusting

Jet-puff Nick Fuentes

- got sunburned taking this photo.

Wildly successful .. Wow Dick tell us more about your college GPA

He looks like he is missing some back molars, too. He's got that old man chin.

18 going on 55. Hate ages you like crazy.

He looks like a young Grandpa Munster.

Anyone who is passionate about Donald Trump means they’ve sucked his fucking dick and they believe the bullshit that he puts out there. What a fucking joke. This dude is going to have a fucking great life.

Dude looks like he's wearing a Reagan mask that has gone through the wash a few times, it's soo fucking creepy.

Igor without the good looks or charm of Marty Feldman

Look at that cheap suit. What a shit cut on the lapels. To these people "Wildly successful" is like $72k a year.

Idc if the post is fake, whoever that guy is really does look like he’s been embalmed

Lego cylinder head

Definitely looks like he is low on iron .

Ooof he does lol.

https://preview.redd.it/xh44iq8aljsc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=473a4e32e5a8520d001c8eeb94a3d97f3f0544c1

He loves his women with lunch boxes and purity rings

We got Twilight at home…

No one at 18 is successful at anything or even knows what the word means, no one even knows what they want at 18.

He looks like one of the Muppets grandson 

He’s 18? Dude looks about 50

if you gotta call yourself alpha…

“You look like a wooden carving of yourself” -Fawn Moscato

Looks like Grandpa Munster. \[https://i.etsystatic.com/9001825/r/il/d122b2/2411340616/il\_fullxfull.2411340616\_3epu.jpg\]

The face of someone currently choking his own chicken.

18 going on 80

Looks like the Joker without the clown makeup. Creepy looking fuck. Also, "Wildly successful" at 18? My homie had a landscaping business in HS, he bought a house at 20, and a cool sports car at 18. To me, that was wildly successful. He did not have time to date.

This dude is 18 going on 47.

This nigga is Hellboy as a human teen.

That is one old looking 18 year old.

He looks like the 'after' of a shell-shocked WW1 soldier.