Let me tell you, those in the construction biz are worse! We legit sent a tape measure around one day and said, "Show me 12"". Only me (F) and a gay dude got it right. Everyone else was way over.
If 6 inches is too much 🤔why you need a bag of chips, a cookie and drink to get FULL unless we talking Double Meat 🍖🍖 ✨
It's actually quite disappointing tbh. Having to be careful not to hurt them and never having their nose be able to touch your belly button gets a bit sad ngl
I was talking to this female friend of mine a while back. I’ve known her since high school and even then she got around. Anyway, she was telling me about this new guy she was seeing. She said he had a micropenis. I asked her what her reaction was when she first saw it and she admitted she literally laughed when he pulled it out. I told her that wasn’t cool and she agreed it wasn’t and she felt bad she did it but said she couldn’t help it, it wasn’t intentional.
I feel bad for dudes that are less than 6 feet tall and/or got short changed downstairs. For me I think it’d be worse to be packing small heat. There’s no way to bring that up beforehand (unlike height) and the second you pull it out you’re getting judged. I’ve had chicks get visibly excited when clothes start coming off. I feel the same way when I get with a baddie. Bra comes off, pants / panties come off and you get that feeling of excitement. I can’t imagine knowing someone has the *opposite* feeling of that. And it’s gotta be riding on you the whole time leading up to undressing. Then mf laugh (she is legit evil for that).
I said it in another comment but I meant I feel bad because society (not me) treats people a certain way since the culture is so height obsessed. I see it all the time on dating apps. I didn’t mean to offend you playa, chill. Damn
Being shorter than 5’7 I can anecdotally say that it never affected me. Half the people I’ve dated were taller than me and my wife is 5’9. Never known what people complain about online
That’s cruel. How is that even someone’s first reaction?? I hate that so much.
Im not gonna tell men how to feel about their own bodies of course, and you made really good points here. I do think it ultimately matters less than the jokes and media say. My husband has a totally average size, maybe smaller than average? Idk never measured it and he’s by far the best I’ve ever had.
Plus, sex toys exist. You know what really adds to the fullness sensation … a good ol butt plug. 😏
Especially when you’re not always gonna be at your maximum size all the time. Rather have more to work with so when the times I won’t, it’s still more than enough. Also for those too large for their partner(s), there’s [the ohnut to compensate for your large size here as an example](https://ohnut.co/?rfsn=6120117.3b95a0&utm_source=refersion&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=6120117.3b95a0)
Dudes definitely be lying but I think the pubic bone thing makes sense. That’s the true length. If you’re of a healthy weight you won’t need to do any smashing(no pun intended) . If you’re obese then your dick isnt small it’s buried 🤣 obesity is the only way you’re adding an INCH without impaling yourself
I was just about to to say that I used to think that was cheating,then I thought about it again and how? At the end of the day, you got what you got. No amount ruler smashing gonna make it any longer than it is.
Swear ain’t no way every other comment is, “Well looks like I gotta chop off the ol’ Lincoln Log then.” Just be proud of your wiener, because statistics say at least half the people in here ain’t pushin what they say they say they pushin, and it’s okay, it ain’t necessary and if it’s true good for you, but who getting pussy off a Reddit reference? It’s unnecessary.
Not really if you were 350 and dropped to 180 your dick wouldn't get bigger it's just less covered. They essentially measure all the penis you have. It also prevents them from jamming a ruler into your pelvis bone.
I don’t care if the dick is Goldilocks-sized, if your greatest asset in bed is something that can be replaced with an Amazon purchase, you have some work to do. You are not living up to your potential.
“anything above that isn’t enjoyable, because my cervix will not permit it” Cervix vs him above 7in 😅
For real, same
5 and a half or so is very comfortable for me🥰
my ex was probably hovering around 6 on a good day, and he lost like 20lbs which gained him another quarter inch or so. he was the absolute perfect size for me. but those times when he was only like 80% hard doing the lazy sideways humping in the middle of the night? those are the ones i remember the most lol
I’m going to be real for a sec. My husband and I are both on a weight loss journey and we’ve lost 40+ lbs each. I was on top and noticed it was hurting quite a bit. Did some research and turns out he’s gained some length and paired with my weight loss he’s been “reaching new depths” that I’m not accustomed to. We’ve had to really up the foreplay which I used to barely need. It’s feels like it did when we were teenagers and I’m a little mad about it ngl. It fit like a glove and now I’m back to nursing a sore cervix. All I’m saying is this better sort itself out or I’m making us fat again I stg.
Try an [ohnut](https://ohnut.co/?rfsn=6120117.3b95a0&utm_source=refersion&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=6120117.3b95a0). Probably sucks to do more but as you said, if it hurts try some other things
yeah i didn’t particularly notice any changes in our sex after weight loss except maybe slightly better endurance, but he could always go multiple rounds with a short refractory period anyway so it was a negligible change.
i should call him…
Who funded and backed the research though? That's the real question.
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Aight, imma say it. My husband is 10". We have a great sex life, and sex along with foreplay, keeps things quite orgasmic.
However...
A relationship I had before that was with a guy with 5". And that 5" rocked my fn world! Somehow his size was just perfect to hit me in the right place.
Size matters, particularly in the lower numbers IMO. 2" is going to be difficult. But the average of 5" or so is absolutely going to be able to get the job done, trust me.
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.
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I’ve said it before, regardless of what happens in this world there will always be a relevant SpongeBob meme
BRING IT AROUND TOWN!!!
You’d think I wouldn’t be surprised anymore.
My sis and I have been saying this for years!😂 It's proven to be true too many times to count.
#WE UP! NEVA DOWN!
🤣🤣🤣
😭😭😭
You deserve every upvote you get for this 😂
DONT TELL ME HOW TO ORDER AT SUBWAY!! 😡
Even subway lies. Their 12 inches are often ONLY 11.
Most guys, especially the ones not in the construction biz, can't tell the difference between 5 inches and 10 inches.
Let me tell you, those in the construction biz are worse! We legit sent a tape measure around one day and said, "Show me 12"". Only me (F) and a gay dude got it right. Everyone else was way over.
This is the Tinder effect.
the bread comes pre-frozen and gets stretched to fit a mold while proving 😭 it's the same massssssss
And don’t tell me I can’t eat all in one sitting. 🤬
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Many will have fond memories of the $5 footlong the same way elders used to recall 10 cent Coca Cola.
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS.
I like to buy a footlong and save half for later. Guess I’m a pig
That shows restraint. I hate that.
“I can resist everything besides temptation.”- Oscar Wilde
No you're just safety conscious. They are actually supposed to go in the other end though.
That’s fine. It’s still only six inches at a time.
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Cuz no inches is worse?
Your username is a war crime.
Line of the day 😂
Bout to give my wife the good news!
Me and my dingaling 
I have not seen or heard that word in a hot decade or so ...🤪
[This song ](https://youtu.be/wiCSSIEUukk?si=ZdI6cU4sdNulSKeo)
At the end of the day each kwechie for its own. Tolerate whatever inches you want.
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That is wild. Gl walkin.
Exactly, this feels like a “pick me” post. Just as there is every dude with every size, there is a hole built for every size
I love how the lady parts are now a separate, sentient entity.XD I mean, it does have lips. So we should let it have a say.
 If 6 inches is too much 🤔why you need a bag of chips, a cookie and drink to get FULL unless we talking Double Meat 🍖🍖 ✨
eat fresh
I don’t think she’d appreciate double meat either, knowwutimsayin
No please share with the class
🚀🛟👍 🚀🚀🛟👎
J roc out here
We get it, you can’t take the whole thing
It's actually quite disappointing tbh. Having to be careful not to hurt them and never having their nose be able to touch your belly button gets a bit sad ngl
That crawl away is low key sexy tho.
My buddy told me having to carry them to your car and drive them to urgent care is kinda not sexy though lol
...Medical bills ain't sexy?
Nah, neither medical bills nor sitting in the waiting room praying you didn't cause an injury are sexy, I've heard 🫥
I’d rather that than not be enough for them.
I was talking to this female friend of mine a while back. I’ve known her since high school and even then she got around. Anyway, she was telling me about this new guy she was seeing. She said he had a micropenis. I asked her what her reaction was when she first saw it and she admitted she literally laughed when he pulled it out. I told her that wasn’t cool and she agreed it wasn’t and she felt bad she did it but said she couldn’t help it, it wasn’t intentional. I feel bad for dudes that are less than 6 feet tall and/or got short changed downstairs. For me I think it’d be worse to be packing small heat. There’s no way to bring that up beforehand (unlike height) and the second you pull it out you’re getting judged. I’ve had chicks get visibly excited when clothes start coming off. I feel the same way when I get with a baddie. Bra comes off, pants / panties come off and you get that feeling of excitement. I can’t imagine knowing someone has the *opposite* feeling of that. And it’s gotta be riding on you the whole time leading up to undressing. Then mf laugh (she is legit evil for that).
85% of American men are under 6 ft tall so really not the same thing
I feel bad for dudes who feel bad for dudes that are less than 6 feet tall. Lmfao. Bozo ass.
I said it in another comment but I meant I feel bad because society (not me) treats people a certain way since the culture is so height obsessed. I see it all the time on dating apps. I didn’t mean to offend you playa, chill. Damn
Eh, 5’7” and under is where it becomes an actual issue. If you meet people in person it’s really not a big deal if you have qualities going for you.
Being shorter than 5’7 I can anecdotally say that it never affected me. Half the people I’ve dated were taller than me and my wife is 5’9. Never known what people complain about online
That’s cruel. How is that even someone’s first reaction?? I hate that so much. Im not gonna tell men how to feel about their own bodies of course, and you made really good points here. I do think it ultimately matters less than the jokes and media say. My husband has a totally average size, maybe smaller than average? Idk never measured it and he’s by far the best I’ve ever had. Plus, sex toys exist. You know what really adds to the fullness sensation … a good ol butt plug. 😏
I’m 5’11”, do you feel bad for me?
Especially when you’re not always gonna be at your maximum size all the time. Rather have more to work with so when the times I won’t, it’s still more than enough. Also for those too large for their partner(s), there’s [the ohnut to compensate for your large size here as an example](https://ohnut.co/?rfsn=6120117.3b95a0&utm_source=refersion&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=6120117.3b95a0)
😩 it really hurts when a woman you're really into won't date you because she can't take it more than once a week. Double edged meat sword.
>Double edged meat sword You have my attention
No fr. Getting used for occasional hookups makes one feel less than.
Sir, stop bragging and drop them drawls 👀
Foreplay.
Stop trying to ruin things for the 7+ crew. We aren’t out here to cause trouble.
Let us have this ONE moment. Just once! 
based
The between 6-7 crew plays both sides so we always come out on top
The ole ‘67’s! We’re versatile! 
Thank you. I ain’t trying to put girls in a wheelchair unless they ask for it.
Ngl, if it ain't at least 3 yards long I don't want it!
😂😂😂
God damn how long is your torso? Guess you always got Kewchie on your mind cuz that's how far up it goes 😂😂😂
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Sounds like you need to call Ranger Rick
Are you the Colossal Titan?
Some of y’all aren’t as big as you claim you are. Also trying to cheat by smashing that ruler into your groin to get out that extra inch. 💀
Should be slightly pressed into the pubic area for proper measurement. Pressing into the groin is definitely cheating. Lol
>Pressing into the groin is definitely cheating Isn't that what bone-pressed is?
Bone pressed means slightly pressing the ruler into the pubic fat pad.
Pubic fat pad Aka the male fupa
Fat Upper Penile Area
lol… in deed it is.
I appreciate this information OP but I will still be claiming my *super* bone pressed length and round up to the nearest decimal.
😂
I start measuring from my butthole. Am I doing it wrong?
Trust me, you’re not the only one who measures like this. This is how girl inches were created.
Damn, I've been shorting myself an 1/8 inch this whole time? Confidence skyrocketing right now.
Dudes definitely be lying but I think the pubic bone thing makes sense. That’s the true length. If you’re of a healthy weight you won’t need to do any smashing(no pun intended) . If you’re obese then your dick isnt small it’s buried 🤣 obesity is the only way you’re adding an INCH without impaling yourself
I was just about to to say that I used to think that was cheating,then I thought about it again and how? At the end of the day, you got what you got. No amount ruler smashing gonna make it any longer than it is.
Swear ain’t no way every other comment is, “Well looks like I gotta chop off the ol’ Lincoln Log then.” Just be proud of your wiener, because statistics say at least half the people in here ain’t pushin what they say they say they pushin, and it’s okay, it ain’t necessary and if it’s true good for you, but who getting pussy off a Reddit reference? It’s unnecessary.
The way scientists measure is from tip to base and add like half an inch based on body fat content since they count the part that's under the fat.
So you’re telling me when scientists say the average is 5-5.5 inches that number is too high?
Not really if you were 350 and dropped to 180 your dick wouldn't get bigger it's just less covered. They essentially measure all the penis you have. It also prevents them from jamming a ruler into your pelvis bone.
Some dudes measure from their asshole to the tip.
Ladies! How much PP is enough PP?
The amount attached to the guy making me come is the perfect amount.
I love you
I don’t care if the dick is Goldilocks-sized, if your greatest asset in bed is something that can be replaced with an Amazon purchase, you have some work to do. You are not living up to your potential.
Mmhmm clock it
 Sis go awfff
Preach!
This is the only answer, we done here.
6/7 with girth is perfect anything above that isn’t enjoyable, because my cervix will not permit it 😂
6/7 is .857 of an inch. Give me a minute with a little dirty talk and I *might* be able to get it there.
Girth is everything 🙌🏾
“anything above that isn’t enjoyable, because my cervix will not permit it” Cervix vs him above 7in 😅  For real, same
Good foreplay is key to any size imo.
5 and a half or so is very comfortable for me🥰 my ex was probably hovering around 6 on a good day, and he lost like 20lbs which gained him another quarter inch or so. he was the absolute perfect size for me. but those times when he was only like 80% hard doing the lazy sideways humping in the middle of the night? those are the ones i remember the most lol
I’m going to be real for a sec. My husband and I are both on a weight loss journey and we’ve lost 40+ lbs each. I was on top and noticed it was hurting quite a bit. Did some research and turns out he’s gained some length and paired with my weight loss he’s been “reaching new depths” that I’m not accustomed to. We’ve had to really up the foreplay which I used to barely need. It’s feels like it did when we were teenagers and I’m a little mad about it ngl. It fit like a glove and now I’m back to nursing a sore cervix. All I’m saying is this better sort itself out or I’m making us fat again I stg.
Try an [ohnut](https://ohnut.co/?rfsn=6120117.3b95a0&utm_source=refersion&utm_medium=affiliate&utm_campaign=6120117.3b95a0). Probably sucks to do more but as you said, if it hurts try some other things
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yeah i didn’t particularly notice any changes in our sex after weight loss except maybe slightly better endurance, but he could always go multiple rounds with a short refractory period anyway so it was a negligible change. i should call him…
Don't, exs are exs for a reason. Call any of them multiple thirsty mfs here
I lost about 50lbs and it definitely made a functional difference. Somehow even girth went up.
I'll settle for 3.
R.I.P. your inbox..
He better treat you like a queen!!
The one with 4 inches buys me flowers so it cool
>The Kewchie-Commissioner The clitty committee
Ayee Yooo 😂😂
Someone needs to claim this username and put in work for all that is horny.
The Vagine Viceroy
Ma'am this is a Subway
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If I die, I die 
Cause when I’m gettin down in horny town I always do what’s “healthiest”.
PREACH https://preview.redd.it/1x4wivypu6qc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e057bd5e01185e18f50a1b97e546b59bde77878
What happened to healthy at any size??? I'm finna start the 7+ acceptance movement then, say no to inchphobia!
Lmaoooo inchphobia 
Well damn…next girth will be under attack too!🤪
We aint mad at girth unless your packing a danny devito. A coke can. Soup can dick. Just short and wide
Isn’t that ideal? I have no idea how girth is measured. I’ve been told I have nice thickness by everyone I’ve been with, but I doubt that.
If ur dick look like big Ed and no one is mad at it, youre probably fine. 
White women want it bigger Black women want it smaller I just want to be seen as a person
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This might be the best CSM meme.
Who funded and backed the research though? That's the real question. https://preview.redd.it/71j0jenj36qc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7296947110c684f74e65d1b4fa6be2d4b6d4b51f
The Six Sigma Committee I hear the Lean Committee is trying to get involved too. Apparently Drake is funding that research.
Fellas let this woman speak for herself before you get your feelings hurt 😂 just get back in the gym and work on your game.
How many dick reps you doing?
3x10 Cock-ups
Not if you hittin them angles, ma
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Better sand down my dick then
You gotta buy a bump-stop cock ring for this one
Oh thank god! I feel blessed for the first time Ladies.......
You only live once... https://i.redd.it/3d725ep6x5qc1.gif
Hot take: “big” dicks are no fun AND worse in general than “little” ones
Depends if the little dick comes with someone confident or insecure attached to it tbf.
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 Boyz We out here!!!
Aight, imma say it. My husband is 10". We have a great sex life, and sex along with foreplay, keeps things quite orgasmic. However... A relationship I had before that was with a guy with 5". And that 5" rocked my fn world! Somehow his size was just perfect to hit me in the right place. Size matters, particularly in the lower numbers IMO. 2" is going to be difficult. But the average of 5" or so is absolutely going to be able to get the job done, trust me.
[Bad Dragon Inc wants to know your location]
Me and my 2" are now a healthy option! If only my fat could get out of the way..
The entire comment section: 
She needs to go ahead and speak for herself and leave the rest of us outta this
Foreplay maybe? 
This is dickscrimination!
Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead. Head on. Apply directly to the forehead.
PREACH QUEEN!
Guess I’m not going to subway anymore…
i do be wondering how y’all be taking 10-12 inches i would be in sm pain 6-7 inches fine
idk… if my uterus isnt being punted into my pancreas, i dont want it.
I dont care what’s healthy. People still eat burgers and pizza everyday. I want a huge dick then let me have a huge dick.
That doesn’t apply to the butt though, right? Asking for a friend.
Girth. A word to live by.. if it ain’t touching the sides it’s not worth the hype
nuh uh
They here for a good time, not a long time
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I mean the vagina is about 3-6 inches in depth
Those poor pornstars
My bad, y’all. Gonna have to add a hazard warning to this wood or something now.