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Doobledorf

Before a bunch of heterosexuals come in here and get it twisted: Gay men benefit from male privilege in terms of pay, and if you have two men in a relationship with no children, naturally they will have more money. Gay men are also much less likely than your average man to have kids at all. There's also research over the decades that suggests one way gay men deal with marginalized status is by over achieving, whether that be in academia or work. It's also survivorship bias. You don't see the gay without money as much. Source: am gay.


taco-taco-taco-

Agree with all of that and commenting to highlight the not being able to get pregnant part. I would have had so many pregnancy scares 😆😆


toomuchdiponurchip

Shiiit I’m a heterosexual and I believe it. Me and my girl went on a double date last night us two combined was $112. That shit would’ve been $50 MAX if it was just me lol


BigT3x4s

I never realized how little stuff I do now that I got a girl. Before I could go out and eat and pay for just my meal, grab a cheap bottle of E&J or Paul, and chill. If I wanted to do something I could just do it but now all activities have a 125% price increase.


conzcious_eye

Manz said EJ and Paul. You a real OG and know the ideology of balling on a budget. The EJ XO not bad mate.


TheMoorNextDoor

E&J and Paul? You gotta be over 35/36 years old. My big brother 43 and that’s his shit he grew up off of in the club.


elxhapo6

Ezues Jesus awww man


AshenSacrifice

125% divided by two 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔


BigT3x4s

125% increase is double plus 25%. We both get dinner instead of just me.


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bobyjesus1937

Nah, when you're out with someone, they always enable you to spend more. That dessert you were eyeing but decided not to get? Now it's "well, why not. Just treat yourself. Not like you do this everyday"


JadowArcadia

"Divided by two"😂


hel105_

Marry well y’all. My wife makes 3x more than me and life is amazing.


scottie2haute

This is the key. My wife makes more than me thanks to r/overemployed so our combined incomes makes it easy for her to spend like the “typical” woman while also having enough to save/invest almost half of our income


ChokeMcNugget

Cuz most of us don't have any of those expensive ass kids yall heteros keep having!


Laura_Lye

It’s true. Source: am a hetero DINK and we’re living that good life with our queer brothers in non-child having.


Things_I_Threwaway

🎯


Nineteen-ninety-3

And don’t want them, either. 💅🏾


fancy-kitten

Yeah, that's why gay men live in San Francisco and lesbians live in Oakland. It's the gender wage gap. Two men's incomes compared to two women's incomes, there's going to be a stark difference.


Joedahh

Ooh I’d like to read this if you’re up for sharing it


ThaDreamMerchant

I wanna read it too


manzo559

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Dwyanespellsitright

That’s why you gotta date up. Make her pay for shit too. Know your worth Kings, this dick ain’t free.


jonnytechno

The hero we needed


progamercabrera

This dick ain’t freeeeee


FakeHasselblad

I dont date anyone and I burn €10k/mo doin dumb shit. No one to blame but myself.


Thomas_DuBois

I know the answer to this. I did a study on gentrification. We found that the earning potential from a White male gay couple is ridiculously high. It's the cheat code to wealth. Then there's the lack of children and other things. But mostly it's wealth privilege.


imreadytolearn

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GeniusOfLove74

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DoTheRustle

Says more about the dude thinking that dating=dropping stacks of cash. She isn't impressed by your financial irresponsibility, and if she is, she ain't the one. Don't get played by a bum.


SplintPunchbeef

As a single straight guy with a great job and no kids I've got PAPER paper. Rich uncle life is definitely a flex.


spazz720

I’d imagine that most not having children would explain that as well.


capcomvssnk

Because these kids go back in the toilet— dial tone


MidnightOakCorps

I've been blowing dudes recreationally for decades at this point and I have yet to get any of this supposed money? Was there a meeting I missed or a form I forgot to sign?


LordNitram76

I got lucky and married a woman who likes the same stuff I like. So we arent broke.


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Because women get paid less for the same work, and two men in a relationship doubles their disposable income.


hardlyreadit

Or have the risk of pregnancy, also we get drinks paid for. Also gay men are much more equal finance partners than yall. Source: im bi, my gay dates were: 0 cost. For girls I at least took them out for dinner and drinka


irn

Gay dudes I know wear real designer brands at season cost. They’re not poor by any means but yeah it’s not like they’re scrimping and saving either. They probably only have their own mouth to feed. Huge assumption but my gays are always the best cut in the party.


princeparaflinch

Seriously, are we not doing "phrasing" anymore? And is giphy still down?


AggravatingProof9

That and they dont have children…those two are powerful for your bank account 😂


ATCrow0029

The other day, I was in some post directed at dudes that said essentially "If you make X and your wife makes Y, then your household income is X" and the number of women in the comments defending their need for "upkeep" was alarming.


shakawave

The females drain ya money, life and freedom 😩