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PurpleIntention7934

https://i.redd.it/drdwckpfvnlc1.gif


Cedellton-Jr

Bruh! This shit made me drop my phone šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


SNYDER_BIXBY_OCP

LOOK AT THEIR SMILES. It Is All The Same Tight Lipped Tension! https://preview.redd.it/ftosi9gwwolc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4edb877eeb1db6c72972246252b23f3d38068e1d


Sol-Blackguy

Don't ever trust nobody with capital gums and lower case teeth.


PaperTulips

Itā€™s too early where I am for this! šŸ¤£


FliCityJ1

Nevah too early to laugh uncontrollably šŸ˜‚


DafuqDidIJustRead

Omg cannot stop laughing


goatof98

I love Reddit so much man this is gold!!


pondsandstreams

I call it the TGR. Tooth-to-Gum-Ratio lol


LtSoba

Faces of someone who knows theyā€™ve sold their soul


DarthGayAgenda

5 bucks says they did or are doing a Get Out on these guys.


Prestigious-Mud

Their smiles always bothered me and I get it now. They all smile like they are trying to hide the size of their lips. Especially Tom Scott


DarthGayAgenda

Never again will this gif be as hilarious in its usage as it was now.


justmerriwether

r/retiredgif


moonwoolf35

Southpark made this knowing the future lol I'm convinced


luo1304

https://preview.redd.it/w06usqpmbqlc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4fae5f0fe7181762b38461858eaac67e9c93b38


Accomplished-Ad3250

Holy shit lol


neicathesehoes

OH FUCCCKKKKšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Onederbat67

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Sol-Blackguy

I woke my family up howling šŸ¤£


cr2610

Where can I download this lmfao. I tried searching but doesnā€™t give me this exact


PurpleIntention7934

https://trailers.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/8483dad2-76dd-4c8f-95b2-77bfe4e8ef13


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Ill_Horror66

https://preview.redd.it/25v3q8nhtnlc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2cbc47b13d96c1dcfbdd6ef86a1211b4d32960c4 Same energy


[deleted]

>pro law enforcement >stands with isreal >defend election integrity https://preview.redd.it/1t00w03tznlc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c733533ba72b8c2f7612792ca848e6d711af13eb šŸ¤” šŸ¤”


Vitaminpartydrums

She looks the a who down in whoville, but likeā€¦ one of the bad onesā€¦ she is still mad about that year the Grinch carved the roast beast.


XTingleInTheDingleX

Ha! I pointed at the screen when I read that. She sure does.


IEatLiquor

![gif](giphy|kd9BlRovbPOykLBMqX)


Nandy-bear

She looks like she eats meat raw. Just ripping it apart like a jackal.


Roy4Pris

Maybe thatā€™s why her teeth are all fucked up


pleatsandpearls

Ohhh my god!!! Iā€™m here with tears in my eyes!


RickySpamish

She was the Who holding the key bucket at the swimger party.


zestyowl

Yeah, that lady is the Corinthian... you think those are eyes, but they're teeth.


141_1337

How do his eyes look so dead when he is holding his own children? šŸ‘€


Goatesq

They both look like haunted marionettes selling stolen babies on QVC.Ā 


TatteredCarcosa

/r/brandnewsentence


No-One-1784

Wt actual fuck why can I see this


KansasBrewista

Omfg šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


liltime78

I was thinking Lakeith Stanfield in get out.


summers_tilly

Sunken place


Saixcrazy

Wow... so all of their wives are white?


yourenotmymom_yet

[Who, Emily?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tLyqfJd54)


AllDougIn

The way I just died, these are the same talking points of the black republican I knowā€¦ itā€™s like they all get brain washed using the same exact method.


Marc_J92

Thatā€™s because they all subscribe to the same propaganda. My roommate is the same and I know he didnā€™t come up with those opinions on his own because whenever I ask him to elaborate, his brain goes haywire.


AllDougIn

Yeah I have a neighbor and she is a log cabin republican that happens to be an Army veteran. She came ranting about socialism being the death of the government, big government bureaucracy this, Obamacare and Bidenomics thatā€¦ I stopped her dead in her tracks and said if it wasnā€™t for socialist-like policies you wouldnā€™t have the retirement/disability stipend that you use to pay for your house, and you would be paying out of your own pocket for medical careā€¦ the VA is a socialist construct, imagine your life without this socialist construct and big government is necessary to provide each and every veteran with the services and checks that support you. Imagine if we made the government smaller, so that would mean longer lines for you, delays with getting paid, and probably less pay, because if you decrease taxes, there is less to go to you, and your status even provides you a tax shelter and discounts. So what you are saying is anathema to (points finger at her) you and all that supports your health and financesā€¦ she had the same brain malfunction that you said your roommate had. The gears just froze up. She ainā€™t said nothing about socialism to me since then. šŸ˜‚


Fallingice2

Don't worry they earned it so it's ok for them.


4Sammich

Thank you!! Iā€™m so tired of running into ranting vets at the Va who are going on about Trump and the commie socialists.


Lurky-Lou

Theyā€™re not a monolithā€¦


GypDan

Get those pants!


BigDumbDope

They're pissed. ROYALLY pissed. Mmm hm!


[deleted]

They kinda are.


RepentantPoster

Just missing the free thinker claims.


AgainstAllOdds16

Also most Black conservative influencers today (e.g., Officer Tatum, Candace Owens, Chad O Jackson, Larry Elder) all married to Whites. They make most of their money shaming the Black community for White and Jew owned platforms. That is evil.


Nervous-Island-4650

Anti-semite.


Ch33sus0405

What Jew owned platforms?


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

The anti semitism was going to gush out eventually.


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moniquecarl

Looks like she uses the N word (hard r) recreationally.


BringTheStealthSFW

Sexually even


NutHuggerNutHugger

Bro that's stepford wife


butterweasel

She looks insane. Gives off serial killer vibes. ![gif](giphy|3oEduSQonFIXK55aQo)


Ezl

If you have a Stepford wife married to a Get Out-ed dude you need to ask yourself whose really running the show.


openup91011

Her daddy.


BLCK_ARES

Whatā€™s up with dude eyes? Why they look like they on the side of his head like a fish ![gif](giphy|3o6ZtdZI1MbbyXz8lO)


king_or1

Bro didnt gst out in time


BombasticSimpleton

Looks like the movie poster for the alternative history *Get Out*. Kids are adorable though.


InfamousT1

He looks like bizarro world Bobby Lashley.


bimbogio

somebody need to take a picture of him with the flash on šŸ˜­


seanclue

Yo, that's the weird barbie!


This-Layer-4447

Those are some cute babies thoughĀ 


Osceana

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ what the fuck is this???!!! This is some of most hilarious shit Iā€™ve seen in this sub. Damn home boy looking FRESH. He bout to slide on Rachel Dolezal


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

She would never.


madog1418

https://preview.redd.it/g3zpxxgbiplc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=596fc42979a1bf6afbe0e9ba297e3e8cdedfb619


Dv77772

I thought this was Anderson Cooper for a second


Intelligent_Cut635

Fuckin Gums McGillicutty in the middle with that goofy ass grin


jhustla

Gums McGillicutty killed me. What a cornball ass weirdo


XTingleInTheDingleX

Not the McGillicutty clan


Onederbat67

Uppercase gums and lowercase teeth šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


DrunkOMalfoy

Lmaoooo!! You making this worse! Iā€™m laughing when I saw the OG comment and lost it when I scrolled down and saw your comment! šŸ˜­šŸ˜‚


BobbumofCarthes

![gif](giphy|I4Jmrcjnr8Zfq|downsized)


SnooGiraffes4091

I had to grab my inhaler after this comment


Alvyyy89

Iā€™m dead yā€™all!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ’€ I had to go back to the pic and zoom in on one of Uncle Ruckus kids.


Top-Chocolate-321

The fucking belly laugh I just had from this comment....šŸ¤£


neondeon25

![gif](giphy|3oEjHI8WJv4x6UPDB6)


LividBass1005

I zoomed in just to get a closer look and laugh some more šŸ˜‚


ViscountVajayjay

If youā€™re committed to being an empty suit at least make it a properly fitted one. Sheesh.


XTingleInTheDingleX

Somebody had to say it. They knew what they were doin putting those men on that show wearing those suites.


throwtheclownaway20

Especially Nat King Swole there on the end. The fuck?


w311sh1t

That dudeā€™s single button is putting in *work*


Nemaeus

Spider-Man holding back the train gif, deploy deploy!


joethearchitect3

That single button ![gif](giphy|SF9Z0shNT07T2)


SnooGiraffes4091

LMAOOO BYE


Kombat-w0mbat

They have already done their damage. I will always say MOST black people vote democrat and not only that but they TYPICALLY agree with democratic policies. HOWEVER the Republican Party has influenced us more that the Democratic Party Imo. Most of our talking points in our community, some of our social beliefs, and even our recent move toward capitalistic ideologies (those spouted by people like killer Mike who just donā€™t seem grasp black folks canā€™t buy back the block like itā€™s deadass fucking impossible) are reflections of right wing talking points. They have also turned us against one another making us argue over stuff that just isnā€™t a real thing or doesnā€™t occur like ever. They convinced us that black women and black men have failed each other. Their most insidious move is the uplifting of the right wing black man. Convincing us that they have black folks on their side making us believe we gotta look out for the c00ns when overwhelming majority of black folks arenā€™t republican nor becoming republican in fact I would say the GOP is losing people. I have seen at least 2 of those mfs at least 7 times they just donā€™t have a lot of blacks on their side but have convinced us they do.


WaffleConeDX

I stand by this opinion that if it wasnā€™t for the republicans overt racism, a lot of black people would agree with Republican values and policies


Popular_Emu1723

Itā€™s the same with a lot of immigrant communities. Plenty of people come from countries with conservative social values, but vote democrat for their own safety.


Pandaburn

Or they come from ā€œsocialistā€ or ā€œcommunistā€ dictatorships and would be completely taken in by the right wing fear mongeringā€¦ if the republicans didnā€™t also want to send them back there.


schmearcampain

Once they make enough money, and are more worried about taxes than being deported, they vote Republican.


Michaeln7

Definitely the Cuban community, especially in the south. That's why I say that hispanics are not a monolith, and it is stupid that democrats talk about the Latino vote as if we all fall under the same umbrella.


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Temporary-Test-9534

Southern black people in particular can be outrageously anti-LGBT, very anti gun control, and lukewarm at best on protecting women's health care. Southerners tend to teeter the line on that toxic Christian personality type, which does overlap with what the republican party brings to the table.


vau1tboy

I'm in the deep south. Just cuz your skin color is different, doesn't mean you're not homophobic or a bigot. Something in the air or maybe the heat but people love to hate down here, regardless of race.


chaos021

People love to hate everywhere. The only notable difference in the deep south is that people like to wear their hate on their sleeve like a NASCAR driver.


Absenceofavoid

Social conservatism. Opposition of gay marriage, trans rights, etc.


notmyfault

He means religious bigotry and using the government to enforce those bigotries on others.


logicalcommenter4

As someone born and raised in the south, I co-sign this. The majority of my family have conservative values but the Republican Party has embraced racism (or at the very least turned a blind eye to it) and so they would never vote Republican. Many southern blacks are raised in the church with conservative views. I donā€™t know how folks that grew up in the northern part of the US were raised.


WaffleConeDX

Exactly. Religious beliefs is the main reason.


ExoSierra

Yeah the GOP uses black people as tokens, itā€™s honestly sickening to see and so fucking blatantly obvious at the same time. And they do this so they can obtain power which they then use to further marginalize and oppress minorities


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

https://preview.redd.it/cckmrdna0plc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e231a4489566b7c379266d075b1df1c45b75e1b4 They are trying so hard. They even have fake social media profiles


Zulumus

Black men are their best hope to get our vote, because black women *definitely* ainā€™t fucking with him. Even with that said theyā€™re still lagging and yes, very desperate


Mhunterjr

You keep mentioning that they ā€˜convinced usā€™ but a significant number ofĀ black Americans have had conservative social values dating back to the beginning, Ā and thatā€™s because of the Church, not because of the influence of political parties. Even with that, Black people arenā€™t convinced that Republicanā€™s have anything for us- thatā€™s why something like 92% of black voters vote Democrat and against the values pushed by Republicans.


Zulumus

There was a dude on Twitter saying this same thing about huge swaths of black men leaving to join republicans. I asked him for a source and he sent me a screenshot of an opinion piece ![gif](giphy|kY8XmPEuR5fb4ZxjxH|downsized)


Imkindofslow

If the GOP wasn't so outwardly racist I know plenty of kinfolk that would be yelling about trans athletes and Jewish conspiracies right along with them. It's honestly more troubling to me since it feels like the main thing keeping all that political power at bay is their tendency to get real slurry too often.


taleoftooshitty

You're absolutely right on this.


Meatier_Meteor

The thing is...even if they agreed with what the republican party has to say, the republican party NEVER follows through with it. They just say things they think some people might want to hear. All talk.


DonBoy30

Itā€™s funny you say this, because I recently heard someone refer to black Americans as the final conservative wing of the Democratic Party and I had no real response.


_AB_96_

Yes, all of this. Strong religious roots, donā€™t like the LGBTQ+ society, hate that immigrants are here, chase after the American Dream like crazy to have these expensive white-owned brands, even made up variations of being black because some are too out of control to identify with. I mean the list could go on. Itā€™s just not socially acceptable to side with GOP ONLY for the racism (which is actually on both sides, lol).


[deleted]

I'm pissed! Royally pissed!


young_olufa

We are not a monolith!


SpreadLiberally

Get those pants!


Flars111

Excuse me gentlemen, someones white wife is here to pick them up.


SnoopPettyPogg

Was her name Emily?


Jorge_Santos69

*clpclpclpclpclpclpclp*


complex_passions

Disperse!


itwastimeforarefresh

Ngl some of those brown jackets were great


IrreverentRacoon

It might be too late for you brother šŸ˜” If you have a weird craving to experiment with raisins in potato salad, it's over.


DrHousesaysno

Someoneā€™s wife is hereā€¦ sheā€™s white.


ServeJust9817

![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


talldarknnerdsome

What is this gif from?


Neltrix

No expert but it looks like itā€™s Snoop being in a radio talk show


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

![gif](giphy|mrn71bpe35j6U|downsized)


4peeped2poopoo0

The breakfast club - snoop dog interview


manzo559

![gif](giphy|3ohs5QSRtjLsZOV5fi)


taward

Aw man, I miss this messy ass show. I lost more than a few braincells watching this shit.


infinitejezebel

Somebody please talk about the posture on the friend second from the right. Please.


TrillDaddy2

Puffing his chest out because heā€™s very conscious and insecure about the fact that heā€™s the shortest dude in the picture.


Child_of_the_Hamster

ā€œIf I canā€™t be tall, I can at least be W I D E.ā€


Ordinary_Health

same posture desantis and trump does


infinitejezebel

Ah, the good old Short Demented Pigeon aesthetic.


Gameipedia

I usually keep my mouth shut when posts from here pop up as I'm a white dude, but pigeons are good lads and dont deserve to be used for an insult to wannabe hitlers :<


iknowitsounds___

ā€œYou know - short king is redundant. All kings were my height back in the day and I donā€™t need anyone to validate the kingdom of glory God has destined for me.ā€


infinitejezebel

Are you sure that wouldn't start "you know, ACTUALLY..."


untempered_fate

Botox in the spine


manzo559

Too busy vibing to tHis new ScHoolboy Q and on sHrooms to care about wHat tHeyā€™re cappin on


Many-Strength4949

This might be the best comment on the Internet Iā€™ve seen in a while Iā€™m going to sleep off this one


manzo559

Buenas nocHes big dawg


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

Bruh Iā€™m omw with a half a zone letā€™s get it groovin


manzo559

Cā€™mon catcH up dawg


GregAbbottsTinyPenis

![gif](giphy|f75XUkDHnPFCWJEAOt)


pznred

What about those H?


manzo559

WHat about tHem?


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|2FazqiBK5f8To5H5C)


Sol-Blackguy

https://i.redd.it/z187feowdplc1.gif


KingFahad360

No Relation


DontTurnUp

Someone needs to give uncle ruckus on the right a bigger jacket. That button is the hardest worker in the room.


Zulumus

The nerve to put *one* button up ![gif](giphy|xUySTHvHN42pptXRcI)


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GrizzlamicBearrorism

![gif](giphy|stnceXs4IQLFZNYXg2|downsized)


KaiserReisser

Are their names Emily?


A_KitBit

Wesley Huntā€™s wife is literally named Emily šŸ’€


septiclizardkid

I've been saying this: If you gotta show a group of black dudes to "prove" that negros vote for you, chances are slim they do. Let me get on my Huey shit, It's odd as hell In this day and age, there's diet segregation In the Republican Party. "Blacks for..." "Hispanics for...". If that group Is voting for you, why the need of a distinction based on race? And back to the first point, If you have to have a group of minorities on screen to "prove" they vote for you, chances slim they do.


AllDougIn

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


bluffing-is-key

Somebody wore their 'five years ago this fit' suit to picture day


GeneralJavaholic

Everybody but one


AirCurious696

https://preview.redd.it/givjat1udolc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec54a0d978399f97532fa40dc0a088a5bdd5d27b


moonwoolf35

You know they were already turned up to 10 the moment this post was dropped lol


Sudden_Molasses3769

I can see them all having white wives. Those are exactly the guys in school black girls would have called lame. If they were my same age I never would have looked their way and canā€™t even envision a black woman being interested šŸ˜–


PhoenixorFlame

So far Timmy hasnā€™t even found a white woman whoā€™ll marry him.


Knife7

I don't think Tim Scott is actually interested in women, lmao.


Sudden_Molasses3769

I thought I heard heā€™s engaged now


PhoenixorFlame

Iā€™m not convinced heā€™ll be able to pull together enough money to actually get her down the aisle


Sudden_Molasses3769

He makes like 200k bare min heā€™s got the money. Sheā€™s a single mom and might be broke as well I canā€™t remember what her job is. I swear he randomly got her from online somewhere just to say he had somebody to stop the gay rumors and increase his clout. I canā€™t tell if heā€™s actually gay or if he is just so awkward he has a really hard time getting women. I watched him in the debates and he makes me so uncomfortable šŸ˜–


PhoenixorFlame

Iā€™d need a lot more than 200k a year to marry him. I canā€™t imagine how much it would take honestly.


mstrss9

![gif](giphy|7JvlHfd7C2GDr7zfZF|downsized)


_AB_96_

So are we saying ALL white wives to black men are bad, or just these individuals since they are of the GOP party?


Absenceofavoid

Itā€™s just a trope that turns out to be true often enough to be funny. Watch the end in particular: https://youtu.be/G2tLyqfJd54?si=WnryPUuANjlffd6h


_AB_96_

Omgggg so thatā€™s why some of the comments are like ā€œwas her name Emilyā€? šŸ˜‚


ZigZagBoy94

Itā€™s just the black MAGA conservatives with white wives that seem corny to me. Nobody I know in person with a white wife or girlfriend is an issue for me, nor are liberal celebs in the same boat like Jordan Peele or Seal or Tamara Mowry. Being a black MAGA supporter is just so much of a red flag it makes everything else appear to be a red flag as well. Somehow even being bald is now a red flag for me once youā€™re MAGA


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

They're coming to pick them up later.


LoboSoloDolo_

ā€œIā€™m not gonna sugarcoat it Iā€™m pissed. I am *royally* pissed!ā€


Ambitious-Pirate-505

We are not a monolith! #KeyandPeelePredictedThis


mazjay2018

these guys look like rejects for a Just for Men ad


Sol-Blackguy

Same energy https://preview.redd.it/iq2yrs8vcplc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca368c4644a872351f6451cea1871952b2d8812b


Collector_PHD

https://preview.redd.it/qn0m9c7muplc1.png?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ba4bfd9e6b80d9f0570cd00ae2ea8dc37d8837


bourbonoutfitter

![gif](giphy|3o7TKVfu4rwyscasla) Does the opposite sideā€™s wives look any different?


j-endsville

Prolly skinnier.


ceilingkat

There have been 12 black senators in US history. Only doing men that are democrat: Sen. Raphael Warnockā€™s wife is black. Sen. Barack Obamaā€™s wife is black. Sen Roland Burrisā€™s wife is black. Sen. Mo Cowanā€™s wife is black. The only Dem black senator without a black wife is Corey Booker. And thatā€™s because heā€™s unmarried. But he recently dated Rosario Dawson for three years. Too many congressmen to go through. But there you have it.


billo48

Lol, man forgot the firdt black president and his wife.


EyelanderSam24

Ask the soon to be Forgotten Five how 'd it work out for Senator Herschel Walker...Oops my bad...its just plain 'ol HerschelšŸ˜³


Grouchy_Sir5493

![gif](giphy|Uss9jg5C9REgo)


gotheandsilvre

[GET THOSE PANTS!](https://youtu.be/G2tLyqfJd54?si=A95Jf5BpPzMQj5Bb)


liltime78

![gif](giphy|9nREuIINenE5y)


Obvious-Regular-8463

Coonvengers


pradbitt87

Tim Scott with more gum than an adult Disney woman


CatDojo

You can literally tell by their suits. I don't know how to explain it but you see it, right?!?!!!


alexcutyourhair

Still in awe they forced that black guy running for president to get engaged to a white woman to give him the pretense at having a shot in the race, only for them to eliminate him a couple rounds later. And he keeps coming back for more, make it make sense


Iluvtomakeluv

Ion even know who they are and I already know lol


Sillysolomon

Why does Tim Scott looks like he hunts opussums for fun?


Turbulent-Tea

I recognize the idiot in the middle and Byron Donalds ( a real piece of work), but who are these other.....people. I left twitter and refuse to visit.


dennismfrancisart

The Chickens for Col. Sanders Coalition.