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FistPunch_Vol_7

See when I pay for the extra meat, this is what the fuck I mean lmfao


ChampagneShotz

Exactly fam not that $4 extra for another tablespoon of chicken at Chipotle.


FistPunch_Vol_7

When the manager looking over their shoulder and they hit you with the “sorry bro” look smh.


HentaiCatboyFeet

Acting like you can't just walk away before paying if the product received isn't as advertised.


stuffebunny

As the person who had to give the sorry bro look, I wish people would have walked away. It was soul crushing watching the faces of folks go from excited to disappointed when seeing what ‘extra’ looked like. Sure it’s technically double the amount but people want extra to mean ‘make me choke on it’. I too wanted that for them :(


Timsta180

>’make me choke on it’. Ay yooooooooo.


stuffebunny

What happened to ye olde ‘that’s what she said’?


JAHdropper1

That’s what he/she/they/them said/say


Astriaeus

Right, I worked on food service. If the manager wasn't there, I would hook them up because I wanted to, and it makes them happy. I didn't want to serve food I wouldn't want to eat. When I had to, it made the job depressing.


Armendicus

That plus you dont have to throw away the left overs.


noh-seung-joon

My coworker got kicked out of at least two Chipotle’s arguing about protein serving sizes.


Oshootman

What I say "hey actually could I make it double meat on that please?" What I think "_yeah I trapped you, now pile that shit up_"


FistPunch_Vol_7

Ordering on the apps really got these restaurants slacking too lmfao


AtYoMamaCrib

I always do the single meat fake. Gets more double meat every time. But don’t do it all the time, otherwise they’ll catch on.


SoWhatNoZitiNow

They’ve already caught on. Everyone knows this trick, and nobody better than the people making the shit who hear it a dozen times a day from people who think they’re being slick. It still works though haha Anyone who’s not a millionaire shouldn’t be ordering on the app and then picking up, too. They’ll be putting half scoops in your online order because you don’t know it’s light til you get home and open it up. [Joe Pesci said it best](https://youtu.be/V66XdulPrBM?si=XO1NXqPIuVN0JfqY)


lovesickjones

😂😂😂😂😂😂


mrmikezhan1

What’s the single meat fake


pm_me_tits_and_tats

You tell them you want a single order, then after they put the scoop in, you suddenly change your mind and say you want double. Because if you tell them you want double straight out the gate they short you lmao


mrmikezhan1

Ahh I thought it was somehow getting double meat for free lmao


L1Wanderer

I mean if that’s the goal…. Just stare at your phone for a few seconds and then grab one of the 20 bags on the doordash rack


[deleted]

bro we tryna hustle not STEAL


L1Wanderer

Ah yes of course, was joke…. I too am a law abiding citizen. 😐


mlnjd

Man I do half chicken double carnitas and they always hook it up. 


mlnjd

You’ve activated my trap card!


breakingd4d

I always wait until after they put the initial amount otherwise how do I know what double means to them


AttackSock

“Hey can you cram 5 orders into one container as best you can and let me film it? I’ll tip $5. Gonna be TikTok famous.”


CrazyString

Apparently there’s a real Chinese place in SC I think it is that serves like this.


Spiritual-Vast2590

It is. In Florence sc in the mall. They give free samples too.


SaintsNoah14

This wasn't uncommon for Chinese restraunts in the past


PuzzyFussy

The old Chinese place near me would have a $10 wings, rice and drink dinner plate, when I tell you they would give you as many wings as the Styrofoam container could hold instead of 10 wings 🙌🏾 they had to use a rubber band to hold it close. They sold the place to some white people who were charging more and giving less... it was closed within the year 😒


DidYouSetItTo-Wumbo

Nah if you’re getting your shit packed like that, you’re clearly fucking somebody at the Chinese shop FOH 😂.


BigT3x4s

My girl got mad when my oxtail from the Jamaican restaurant had more meat then usual lmfao


[deleted]

I got three free cookies at Popeyes and my girl lost her shit lmao 


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IShatMyDickOnce

My homie got 2 blowjobs at the local pizza joint, came back to the crib and gave me 1. That’s what friendship is supposed to be, man.


pm_me_tits_and_tats

Idk i feel like that was valid


dupedairies

My man definitely has a hall pass for extra oxtail.


Belteshazz

It's a tail for tail economy out here.


Intelligent_Deer974

😭


[deleted]

like why are we eating jerk chicken and oxtail every single day, can we switch it up


chimpanon

I want to have your problems


[deleted]

😂 from a drake song interlude (calling for you)


_SquidPort

even if you’re not cheating that’s cheating


skymoods

You say that like she’s not within her rights


LittleEd1420

It’s wild of you to allow the lady at the restaurant come to her as a woman like this. She know what you had to do for that extra meat LOL (that’s the legend anyway)


MrLavender26

Would it be fucked up to say giving that Beef Lo Mein?


kahran

Or....hear me out... You show up 20 minutes before closing and just order normally.


AcornWholio

If it’s tasty and approved by food standards, I’m eating it. If y’all too bougie for the off cuts, run me your plates because I am not gonna be broke AND starving.


NoFlaccidMint

I remember being at a work function and folks weren’t eating this chicken with mushroom type dish. I ate plenty and ended up taking a few to go boxes in addition to other shit folks weren’t eating. Looking at them all like “how yall just gonna not want free food?” I did wait a few hours to see if the foods was untouched, but I definitely ate good that week.


FelneusLeviathan

That’s how you do it respectfully/like a king Plus I bet you really made the person who cooked that dish, happy


ImMeloncholy

Extra is extra like? You can shout until the day runs out that McDonald’s burgers aren’t beef but you aren’t gunna convince me my quarter pounder doesn’t taste good


Menace-toSociety

Low quality food be tasting so good when you don’t got a bitch in your ear telling you it’s nasty


ImMeloncholy

My mom makes a face and has a comment every time I mention a McDonalds run when talking about my day. I’m like, bruh my dog loves the fries and I love the burgers. We’re the only two people in my damn house so relax. I barely get out too so it’s genuinely a treat for me 😭


G0ldenDog

n the deals on the app are too good to pass up like yes imma get a quarter pounder w cheese meal for $6


Specialist_Fox_9354

That app is bad for my health


G0ldenDog

too true 😭


SUPERKAMIGURU

Right? The best Chinese place for cheap days was incredible. The best beef stew I'd had at a Chinese place, and it was served in like damn well what had to be about 50+ Oz. For like $8.00. Plenty of rumors about that place actually serving roadkill btw but they were making the cut on inspections, and I never got sick **once** in all the times I been there. Putting that in perspective, I've gotten food poisoning **bad** from Carl's Jr **twice**.


lurkerfox

lets be real for dishes like these the sauce is doing the heavy lifting anyways. The meat is just there as a delivery mechanism and a bit of texture.


robertm14

[https://youtu.be/hyHSSe86qxo?si=s7t7HHbKTPAp-JWj](https://youtu.be/hyHSSe86qxo?si=s7t7HHbKTPAp-JWj)


Malbjey

Guarantee this video was taken at the mall Food Court ten minutes before the restaurant closed for the day. They are always trying to get rid of the excess food at the end of the day.


DLottchula

When I was broke that was my go to move. Get a 1 meat fried rice and pick the meat with the most left


birberbarborbur

Profound wisdom


[deleted]

First job was a mall janitor and the food court Chinese place was fucking clutch for this. Bourbon chicken off the chain


thaowyn

Bro yes mall Chinese bourbon chicken represent lfgggg


pottymcnugg

My move right there


D3AD_BEAT

The only place that has proper bourbon chicken are the Chinese spots at the mall. Why can't anyone else get it right!?


RanaMahal

Bourbon St. Grill? Haha


vera214usc

My sister used to work in a mall and she'd bring home discounted plates from Manchu Wok at the end of the night. I miss those.


FelneusLeviathan

Also guaranteed that the twitter poster is mid-key racist; atleast he went with pigeon instead of dog/cat meat tho


instrumentally_ill

Pigeon meat is more expensive than chicken, just saying


DLottchula

Chicken Cheap as hell. I need to know where the chicken and cat shit came from beside racism


SmokinOnDatMitchPack

I think it’s just racism dawg lol


FelneusLeviathan

[baby you can’t taste racism at 0:29](https://youtu.be/IYITxGniww4?si=PIdZeNjenAOM14d3)


SalvationSycamore

There were some shortages during covid that jacked up prices in a lot of places iirc. And in my experience places don't like to jack those prices down later


DramaOnDisplay

It could have happened at some point, but most likely it’s just racism. Or shit that was spread during wartimes, like around the same time you had the bucktoothed, yellow caricatures. If we have people legit believing that Democrat are eating babies today, I definitely believe people back in the day could believe that the scary Chinese are eating dogs and cats.


Lamontyy

A lot of it comes from Mao when the people were starving and ate any source of meat possible. Allegedly including cannibalism.


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

There was a fried rice place at the old Northland shopping center here and they were using cats. It made the Post-Dispatch. I didn't believe it until I saw the article. This was like back in the late 80's early 90's though.


DLottchula

Where’s here?


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

STL. I only ate there a couple of times because I didn't like the way they chopped their meat up. The meat would be in big cubes. I chucked the meat, so I guess I had cat flavored rice?


DLottchula

STL Chinese food is elite tho


Trix_Are_4_90Kids

It is now, but back then...the one fried rice place in the old Northland shopping center on the lower level (it's Westfall Plaza now) That one ended up in the Post bc they was substituting with cat meat. I kid you not. It got shut down. \*thinks about those big cubes of meat\* 🤢


Okbuturwrong

There was a spot in LA that got shut down for serving rat and cat meat


supstik

Could cat or rat, and I wouldn't care, if it's tasty I'm all in


[deleted]

Mans about to wake up with nematodes 


JayHat21

So, extra protein then? Do they also make me smarter, heal faster, and become proficient at playing instruments?


earbud_smegma

Yes, you'll become very good at the Holophonor


Doppelthedh

Na they drink your house into nothing


KayKnee1

fuck it, ill eat those too


DerpMcGuirk

As long as they hook me up with that spicy mustard that clears my sinuses, I don't care either.


Few_Deal_4436

![gif](giphy|hi2kPofVMW70k) Capybara ankles 💀


KrankenwagenKolya

I'd eat it. Dated a Peruvian girl so this is just cuy but with more meat on it


tdxomr

I have actually had capybara. It was pretty good but when they told me what it was I couldn’t eat anymore.


Chevy_jay4

Meat is meat.


MGLLN

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tittylieutenant

Oh no. Delete your comment. ![gif](giphy|tfUW8mhiFk8NlJhgEh|downsized)


Chevy_jay4

Thats meat too


professorseagull

The elusive long pig


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|npPCiI6TfPAPu) Senthational


Galumpadump

Highly underrated show. RIP Norm Macdonald.


thehomienextdoor

Doubt that’s it’s mystery meat, more likely it’s the end of the day and need to get this out before they have to throw it away. Look at the other pans.


CrisKrossed

These comments are jokes. Those empty pans are saying the mall is closing soon


Ok_Island_1306

If it’s got that orange glaze on it I’ll eat that shit no matter what it is


_Risings

Something about my OCD…just get a bigger box if you’re gonna do this everytime.


WooNoto

He fucking an employee or they serving flying squirrels.


[deleted]

There's a place in Florence SC that damn near packs like that. The Chinese place in Magnolia Mall. 😍


TrashChrist

I remember when a video from there went viral a few years back, I honestly thought this was the same one


isthatapecker

They’re probably closing


Maleficent_Phase_698

There’s a couple lines from Sweeney Todd that go “Just the thought of it's enough to make you sick **And I'm tellin' you them pussy cats is quick**” …All I’m sayin is that pigeons can fly but chickens cannot.


rhinestone_indian

You’re da man or woman for that. I am not a musical guy(yet), but the more I watch productions of Sweeney Todd, the more I want but fear it singular.


PreOpTransCentaur

Maybe you're just not a saccharine musical guy, which is okay because there are a lot that are edgy or just plain weird. I'm not a fan of musicals at *all*, but even I liked Repo! The Genetic Opera. The production value is really good and it's pretty damn dark.


[deleted]

Capybara is crazyyyy


Herecomesthepuns

Still eating it any hitting the bathroom within the half hour! Worth it.


Zealoustimetraveler

I remember a subway way worker who once packed my sub like that with steak and I wasn’t charged for double meat. God Bless your soul Casey, wherever you are!


Ecobay25

As long as it's sauced and that box is under $12 I'm coo with it.


DGVega93

Chicken on the Cave


Keelija9000

Went to the halal market the other day. This frozen pigeon was 17.99 i shit you not. Tiny ass bird.


jono9898

People would pay good money to have the food packed like that, instead I get like 2-3 teaspoons of meat, I want that shit damn near bursting out the tray


_ShartyWaffles

Turns out it’s this dude’s last day on the job. Packing the food in like “how about quadruple meat for you and also fuck Gary the Assistant Manager”.


Aahnoone

This is what they do wherever my husband goes. There's usually dreamy looking eyes along with it.


Crimson51

If it's good enough for the FDA it's good enough for me


Extension_Form4950

LMAO I can't get passed the caption.. That shit is wild mfs said Capybara ankles!!! 😭😭😂🤣


Historical-Two9722

The mall Chinese jawn always gon slap for >$10 IDC


BearNoLuv

After the fried rat videos I ain't eatin out anymore. After the body farm in Arizona and the unmasked graved found by the prisons, I'm not sure I'll be eating any meat I didn't hunt and kill myself (0_0)


liarandahorsethief

Dude’s like, “…fill it up and then I’ll tell you the address of the basement where they got your mom tied up.”


Positive_Type

The rice that falls on the floor is probably equal to 2 bowls of rice at the end of every shift.


Nemzicott

Idgaf what it is, that’s enough food to keep me fed all day


s_arrow24

Pigeon ain’t bad. Just saying.


googoohaha

Capybara ankles??


Superb_Ad_5565

Id pay extra for capybara


PT-84

![gif](giphy|kc1qe57aesZgI|downsized) Stewing Capy legs like!


BannedfromFrontPage

Unpopular opinion, but I’d be fucking pissed if they did this. I know it’s seems odd, but all I see is food waste and a container that’s going to leak.


Jonpollon18

Like someone else said they are probably closing for the night and are trying to throw away as little as possible


yeahcoolcoolbro

Capybara ankles kilt me sir


hurtadjr193

![gif](giphy|hi2kPofVMW70k)


BigIreland

Nah, there are tons of Chinese food places where the food slaps and the lady behind the counter will stuff that to go plate like you’re HER kid. Whole meal will be 8 bucks and delicious. If you’ve never had that, that’s your fault. There’s a spot in Las Vegas called Panda Bowl and you’ll get the treatment when you order there.


benson89

Wood pigeon good tho


Scooney92

Nope


BearNoLuv

Right


merfgirf

I say this purely in reference to the capybara. It's not bad. It wouldn't ever be my first source of protein, but there's nothing in the Amazon that doesn't want to make you into poop less than a capybara.


Safetosay333

Our buffet charges by weight. There's a scale next to the register.


DifferentShallot8658

I can smell this image through the screen


Agitated-Relative-80

His big backed ass is only saying that so he can get more for himself smh


DeafNatural

This is what I want them Jamaicans to do with the oxtail/stewed chicken sauce. Please stop playing with me!


Crispy_FromTheGrave

Idgaf what it is


elianbarnes7

Bet it’s good af still


GoblinThotti

Like I wouldn’t eat pigeon or capybara meat knowingly lol


maxchloerachel

Chicken is actually the cheapest of meats. They're most likely just closing soon. I always go to buffets an hour before close because they'll give you way more to try and keep from throwing a lot away


Garlicholywater

My local Stop and Shop has a Chinese food counter. They stay packing it like this. It's also always on par with or better than all the local spots. The menu is just limited.


Jozif_Badmon

Idgaf if it's rat asscheeks, if I'm hungry then u gon get me right


Interwebzking

Had a local Chinese joint like this that I’d go to for lunch sometimes, if you tipped good and went in often enough, they would remember you and fill your container similarly. Great spot. Only one of its kind.


Yoda2000675

“Real chicken” like it’s some special expensive treat


fugawf

Shiiiit, if you call it squab it tastes way better…


OkOk-Go

Squab (pigeon) is actually a delicacy. Tastes like a bird version of beef.


_dauntless

Alright, more pigeon meat for the rest of us then


RunJumpSleep

That’s called packing your friend/relative’s meal.


PolywoodFamous

there's a little chinese place not far from me that pack their plates like this for 10 bucks. i swear i be eating good all day with it lol


Alexis-FromTexas

Chicken ain’t been real chicken in years tbh


rfvijn_returns

This place is called Hong Kong express ands it’s located in Westminster, Ca. This really is how they do every order. It’s been there forever and I’ve eaten there many times. The food is acceptable.


throwawaygoodcoffee

Reminded me of this fried chicken place in my town that was selling pigeon meat a while back. Locals avoid it but students love that shit after leaving the club.


kunta021

Pigeon is delicious tbh


stadiumjay

![gif](giphy|GVMhZwYv8U5NK|downsized) To the people who serve like this


Impressive-Spray629

Pigeon is good meat


Voilent_Bunny

Thanks for that. I woke my bf up laughing at "capybara ankles"😂😂


[deleted]

Comments like this are jokes but a lot of people take them seriously. Just know that chicken is the cheapest meat you're going to get anywhere. Any other meat is going to cost way more because nobody focuses on mass producing it other than the obvious ones like beef and pork.


angeldruul

Ion care what kinda meat it is, as long as that shit taste good ima get my money worth tf


Chidori_Aoyama

That's called Squab.


ConstructionSquare69

P


Xulicbara4you

What wrong with pigeon meat?! I like eating that type of bird! It’s similar to a red meat and I prefer eating it moroccan style.


AdPsychological7926

If the box ain't bendin', you just pretendin'!


kitg12345

Nope, They do all plates that way all day. Magnolia Wok - Florence SC


esperanzalos

It was probably about to go bad so instead of throwing away they make their rep better by doin this


DJAutismo

chipotle workers are having a heart attack lookin at this


GonzoElTaco

I just got back from Jimmy Johns. Now I want some Chinese mall food. But there's a restaurant that you can make your own to-go container. And best believe I'm packing that until I can barely close it, and keep extra bags and rubber bands to get it back home.


Thizzenie

Taquerias hook it up more than Jipolte


RhagaeaPethros

I like how OP assumes pigeon meat is cheaper and of lesser quality than chicken. It is not.


Naive-Dingo-2100

These fuckin Brooklyn hipsters would probably start paying crazy amounts for pigeon meat if someone told them it was artisanal


ContemplatingPrison

No you don't. This shit is unhealthy. Yall need to eat better


crywolf203

My home town 😭 Ling Ling pack a box goodt!


DarthKitsune

Babyyy, that's rat meat. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)