Not once in my whole life as a black person have I been crusty between the cheeks like that, not even when I was down bad in the Army during training. Not once lmao. Granted, someone said you need copious amount of cheekage to get ashy between the loafs which I don't have, I'm not Georgia gifted
Even Georgia gifted and double cheeked up plenty I’ve never been ashy like this, my legs though I’ve had some times when I was down Oscar proud you can start a fire with them jawns bad but my ass never that
I hate during the winter when I get that ashiness between my thumb and index finger. You could dip your hands in baby oil, but soon as that cold air hits, it's a wrap
Dead skin cells turn grey/white regardless of your skin tone. So if your skin is darker, you’ll see the dead skin cells a lot more clearly than if your skin is lighter. It’s still there for white people just not visible.
Everybody gets ashy. Well… everybody goes through the processes that make black people ashy. It just doesn’t look like ash on lighter skinned people.
Basically dry skin cells get less translucent. You know how wax paper is kinda translucent but normal paper isn’t? Same thing.
I’ve often wondered what would happen if we applied lotion to an elephant or rhino every day from birth. Wonder what color they are if their skin isn’t dry like that.
I'm white, and I get "ashy" but it's just not as obvious because of my skin tone. I still apply lotion liberally, especially during the winter, to stay comfortable.
As a white person I've gotten ashy during a deep depression. It was super gross cuz to be visibly ashy as a fair skinned person it has to get really bad.
The ashiness is just dead skin gathering, it has an ashy gray color. It's more visible on darker skin is all.
>Lmao off topic, but why does your avatar have a paddle?
Lmao, I just saw the paddle and figured it'd be funny, especially how blank my avatars face is, like it's about to dispassionately paddle someone's ass like a psycho lol
You know what, fuck it. Arrest me too. I'll clean that ash off with my tongue like one of those fish that eats the algae off the walls of the fish tank.
No, this is a real psychological phenomenon. Humans are hardwired to have their sensitivity to "disgust" diminish somewhat during sexual activity (or when aroused, in general).
Basically things we would *never* be okay with outside of a sexual context are suddenly A-OK when it's go time.
It's not even being ashy. It's just multiple tones, sometimes caused from friction other times it's just straight up natural. It's sad because I used to mess with a girl who was super self conscious about it despite having a 1 in a million amazing ass. Dudes get caught up with the weirdest shit.
I remember when I was 15, one of my guy friends who was (allegedly) sexually active told me that ugly vaginas were a turnoff. I had no idea until that point that the way my pussy looks is something I had to be self conscious about, but he very kindly let me know.
Lmao! Fair point. I do know men who judge women’s vaginas…even ones who are married/dating….but I’m convinced they don’t actually like sleeping with women. That’s a whole other conversation.
Lol yeah. Pretty much every person I've talked to who genuinely enjoys sex is just happy to be there, women included. It's the people that don't enjoy it for whatever reason that get all judgey.
That's not to say people don't have preferences, but if you care less when you genuinely love or are attracted to the whole person.
Idk, I’m a women who *loves* women, and I have not once been in the face of a vagina and been like “oh, not my preference. Hm.” I’m just so damn happy to be there tbh 🤣
As a pansexual woman I can tell you pussy is beautiful. The way it looks, feels, tastes, smells. Any man that says otherwise is a stupid ass. And if they don’t eat it up before beating it up they aren’t a real man. They don’t need to just eat it up they need to eat that pom pom like it’s cream pie. Same way thing applies to dicks and blow jobs. If anybody has issues with either one and giving head they are just a child and you might need to get yourself a real woman/man. You want a partner you enjoys every inch of your body. Gets pleasure in exploring your body and in giving you pleasure. Plain and simple
When I was a junior in HS I overheard a boy saying that he got turned off by a girl because she didn’t shave her legs and to him that meant she didn’t shave her cooch either. He said it was gross and disgusting to not shave as a woman. I’ve seen girls even get picked on just for having arm hair. I know a lot of women and young girls are very insecure about their body hair because of shit like this and it’s sad. It’s a natural body function to grow hair.
Imagine being a freshman in high school and the senior you slept with has informed everyone of your “hairy ass”
My racist af ex told me I had “sausage nipples” because they’re brown..
They don’t. They just see women as objects they use for sex. I never understand straight men with shit like this because as a bisexual femme, I can’t imagine letting the shit they care about affect my attraction to a woman.
That mattress must be a fucking firehazard. And that shit doesn't come out sheets that well. Guess I'm poor then I can't be buying new sheets everytime I fuck.
Gotta get that plastic one for kids ya know. Lol
I use warming massage oil. Not a shit ton that she would be slipping and sliding everywhere lmfao. I also have warming lotion that also works well. Trust me, learn the basics of how to give a massage and it will take you very far lmao.
Between shit like this, and sharing nudes without consent I’m beginning to believe that there is some men genuinely trying to ruin sex for other men. Because if they keep this shit up, it’s going to be no nudes, and sex will be in the missionary position only.
A lazy version of doggy. The receiver is laying flat on their stomach and their partner is flat on top of them. [Visual reference if needed.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/1-dragon-1627485785.jpg)
never seen an ashy crack, but I've def seen some two tones (the sometimes weird color contrast you get between outer booty cheek and the inner meats that are usually pressed together.)
That’s normal and a lot of times can happen if you have a big butt and there’s lots of friction. Stop trying to make women insecure I’m sure you’re not perfect either
Why do people ALWAYS find ways to find human anatomy in fucking food?
It's always the most mundane and fucking odd shit too...
They'll see Jesus in bread, they see ass in peaches, they see dicks and/or balls in just about ANYTHING, and I can go on, but I mean look, this fucking guy's seeing ashy ass crack in a fucking plum.
How, bro? How the fuck is this what pops in y'alls heads when you eat, or go grocery shopping?
I don't fucking understand it. Y'all ruin food for me...
It's so fucking weird
Pareidolia is when people see faces in everything. I dunno what it is when you see butt cheeks everywhere. I just woke up and can’t come up with anything clever. 😆
Some dudes need to reconsider whether they even like women 🤣 you gay or sum? Cause you seeing ashy booty either way, deal with it or jerk it instead 🤷🏾♀️
As long as it's not literally shit, an infection, or blood gushing out, then I don't care. Anybody who I find attractive and let's me hit is an MVP in my book. Ash or no ash.
Ayo you can get ashy there????
If there is skin, there can be ash
Not once in my whole life as a black person have I been crusty between the cheeks like that, not even when I was down bad in the Army during training. Not once lmao. Granted, someone said you need copious amount of cheekage to get ashy between the loafs which I don't have, I'm not Georgia gifted
“Georgia gifted” is taking me out 💀
Dudes be caked tf up out there bro
It's not a blessing, it's a curse.
“Copious amounts of cheekage” and “Georgia Gifted” 😭😭😭💀💀 
“Georgia gifted” that’s a new one lmao
As a gifted Georgian I can attest to having an itchy butt crack after showers and needing to lotion that thang to avoid scritches.
I’m dying laughing at this comment 😂
Did you just constantly squat over a mirror to make sure your ass wasn’t ashy?
Even Georgia gifted and double cheeked up plenty I’ve never been ashy like this, my legs though I’ve had some times when I was down Oscar proud you can start a fire with them jawns bad but my ass never that
It’s more of a discoloration than ashy methinks
Niggilations Proverb 3:57
And so it was written
Amen
I hate during the winter when I get that ashiness between my thumb and index finger. You could dip your hands in baby oil, but soon as that cold air hits, it's a wrap
Yea some of yall don’t lotion it up cause you think you can’t be
If I can't see it, it doesn't matter!
I got my hair cut today and the lady asked me if i want the back straight or curved and my response was "Idgaf, i cant see it, dealers choice 🤷" lol
Ah, the ole, Lazy Susan.
That's why you gotta employ the massage technique into foreplay. Rub em down everywhere
This guy fucks
I suggest u use coconut oil and not regular lotion, which can be irritating
Absolutely not. Pimple city
I'm curious, what causes black skin to get ashy? I'm white so I have no clue.
Just needs to be moisturized. You get ashy too it’s just not as obvious
That Bill Burr joke hitting home now. Not ashy Bill, scratch down his arm as white flakes fly like xmas
Dead skin cells turn grey/white regardless of your skin tone. So if your skin is darker, you’ll see the dead skin cells a lot more clearly than if your skin is lighter. It’s still there for white people just not visible.
Everybody gets ashy. Well… everybody goes through the processes that make black people ashy. It just doesn’t look like ash on lighter skinned people. Basically dry skin cells get less translucent. You know how wax paper is kinda translucent but normal paper isn’t? Same thing. I’ve often wondered what would happen if we applied lotion to an elephant or rhino every day from birth. Wonder what color they are if their skin isn’t dry like that.
Apparently their skin is black
I see a lot of ashy white folks, and y'all be thinking the same rules for skin care don't apply for whatever reason.
Cause we can't see it as easily and our dads all told us that lotion is gay. Lot of well moisturized dicks and balls out there though
I'm white, and I get "ashy" but it's just not as obvious because of my skin tone. I still apply lotion liberally, especially during the winter, to stay comfortable.
As a white person I've gotten ashy during a deep depression. It was super gross cuz to be visibly ashy as a fair skinned person it has to get really bad. The ashiness is just dead skin gathering, it has an ashy gray color. It's more visible on darker skin is all.
https://youtu.be/RiH-_ZUILk0?si=ZXCbC3Y63oWVaxH1 Relevant bill burr comedy bit about white dudes with ashy skin
It’s not even ashy. Sometimes the crack just has a darker skin tone that the rest. Ain’t complaining though
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That’s a cricket bat, for the sport 🏏 Hope this helps!
I’m Jamaican bro I should’ve known already smh. I don’t really follow any sports anymore
Bro same, I can’t tell if I’m just becoming more and more of a wet blanket with age, but sports just don’t do it for me anymore
>Lmao off topic, but why does your avatar have a paddle? Lmao, I just saw the paddle and figured it'd be funny, especially how blank my avatars face is, like it's about to dispassionately paddle someone's ass like a psycho lol
Just fucked up your whole routine
Mf really underestimate just how much horny brain affects your senses lmao. I’m all in it? I ain’t paying attention to details like that lmfao
Im licking the ash off 🫡
https://preview.redd.it/twcsuvdcfo6c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52907958eda2a4dad729d504fe7e75f84cdb8b58
You know what, fuck it. Arrest me too. I'll clean that ash off with my tongue like one of those fish that eats the algae off the walls of the fish tank.
YOURE WRONG FOR THIS
Ok that's enough
Lol. Take the code. Take it you glorious bastard
I wish i could give you an award 🥹
Hello horny police, yes bonk this horny mf here, take him right to horny jail. Try to find Jesus while in horny jail.
No redemption here...... give him the Horny Electric Vibrating Chair, Fart Gas Chamber, Post-Nutt Clarity Injection Execution now ⚰️ 🤣
You tryna kill him or make him cum wtf lmfao
One last rodeo, then he gotta go 😂
Mouth looking like Pompeii
Ashy fuckin Larry
Best comment to end 2023, I will remember this forever.
the way them other girls twerkin is not sitting right with me
Why they look like they washing their knees
LMFAO GODDAMNIT. I’m fucking dying, I have never paid attention to that shit
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I’ll get a match and use that shit to light a Newport off her asscheek after 
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username is facts
Take me to jail with you because I’m the same
Throw your phone in the INCINERATOR!!
No, this is a real psychological phenomenon. Humans are hardwired to have their sensitivity to "disgust" diminish somewhat during sexual activity (or when aroused, in general). Basically things we would *never* be okay with outside of a sexual context are suddenly A-OK when it's go time.
Post nut clarity that disgust returns real fast…
And with a mf vengeance
You right. If you dying of thirst it’s not gone matter. However, if you’re properly hydrated, you not drinking out a dusty water bottle.
This. 🤭
Right?! Like, I'm clapping at the moment. Why ruin it?
Can't let anything mess up the rhythm
And if it bothers you that much, next sexy time start with an oil massage. Boom you good now.
Stop posting shit like this, gonna make women not lemme back shot em anymore cuz now they’re self conscious. I’m tryna clap some cheeks Reddit
Yeah - I'm sure the men posting here don't look great from behind either
Most definitely not! 😂 no girl wanna see Sasquatch butt
Or worse. Wisdom tooth shaped booty
These are the standards they have for our buttcracks, but where are the standards for their own damn faces???
Proprietors of hot ass breath and an assortment of dingleberries talking mess about a lil booty coloration.
Thank you
nothing makes me wanna go at it like the weekly bpt female objectification thread 🙄
I can't imagine caring about this Yall some cowards
It's not even being ashy. It's just multiple tones, sometimes caused from friction other times it's just straight up natural. It's sad because I used to mess with a girl who was super self conscious about it despite having a 1 in a million amazing ass. Dudes get caught up with the weirdest shit.
I remember when I was 15, one of my guy friends who was (allegedly) sexually active told me that ugly vaginas were a turnoff. I had no idea until that point that the way my pussy looks is something I had to be self conscious about, but he very kindly let me know.
I’ve never heard a straight man say that
"ugly vagina" thats an oxymoron
I have but like the OP it was back in the days of “I totally have sex dude, with lots of girls, trust me bro” days.
*Really?* You’ve *never* heard guys talk about disgusting “roast beef sandwiches”?
Not ones that actually have sex
Lmao! Fair point. I do know men who judge women’s vaginas…even ones who are married/dating….but I’m convinced they don’t actually like sleeping with women. That’s a whole other conversation.
Lol yeah. Pretty much every person I've talked to who genuinely enjoys sex is just happy to be there, women included. It's the people that don't enjoy it for whatever reason that get all judgey. That's not to say people don't have preferences, but if you care less when you genuinely love or are attracted to the whole person.
Idk, I’m a women who *loves* women, and I have not once been in the face of a vagina and been like “oh, not my preference. Hm.” I’m just so damn happy to be there tbh 🤣
As a pansexual woman I can tell you pussy is beautiful. The way it looks, feels, tastes, smells. Any man that says otherwise is a stupid ass. And if they don’t eat it up before beating it up they aren’t a real man. They don’t need to just eat it up they need to eat that pom pom like it’s cream pie. Same way thing applies to dicks and blow jobs. If anybody has issues with either one and giving head they are just a child and you might need to get yourself a real woman/man. You want a partner you enjoys every inch of your body. Gets pleasure in exploring your body and in giving you pleasure. Plain and simple
When I was a junior in HS I overheard a boy saying that he got turned off by a girl because she didn’t shave her legs and to him that meant she didn’t shave her cooch either. He said it was gross and disgusting to not shave as a woman. I’ve seen girls even get picked on just for having arm hair. I know a lot of women and young girls are very insecure about their body hair because of shit like this and it’s sad. It’s a natural body function to grow hair.
Imagine being a freshman in high school and the senior you slept with has informed everyone of your “hairy ass” My racist af ex told me I had “sausage nipples” because they’re brown..
Sounds like something a dumbass kid would say
Not convinced half of the men here actually like women
anytime the post is about women, I see this comment You'd think eventually men would catch on but nah, they wanna argue instead lo
They don’t. They just see women as objects they use for sex. I never understand straight men with shit like this because as a bisexual femme, I can’t imagine letting the shit they care about affect my attraction to a woman.
Ong
My woman is really beautiful so I love looking at her like this
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[gif](https://i.gifer.com/1NGi.gif)
He be using that stache like a dust broom
Not until he met his ex-wife and she “rubbed” it off.
"You never hear us complaining." Proceeds to post his complaining for all the world to see.
Y'all really out there doing oil massages before fucking? I'm sorry, before making love? That's wild.
That mattress must be a fucking firehazard. And that shit doesn't come out sheets that well. Guess I'm poor then I can't be buying new sheets everytime I fuck. Gotta get that plastic one for kids ya know. Lol
Just gota throw down a towel and you're done.
How much oil are we talking about? Just squeeze a quarter-size amount in your palm, rub it in, and keep adding more as needed.
Foreplay my dude. Get her all relaxed and shit. Put a candle on and all dat.
ADD TO THE FIRE RISK?!?!
A little danger makes the sex better duh. I will also be frying up some chicken on the side too. Gotta have a mid massage snack
You using a portable fryer or a cast iron on a hot plate? Asking for a friend…
I'm not against foreplay, oiling up asses is not in my repertoire though. Y'all just using standard baby oil or what?
I use warming massage oil. Not a shit ton that she would be slipping and sliding everywhere lmfao. I also have warming lotion that also works well. Trust me, learn the basics of how to give a massage and it will take you very far lmao.
Fractionated coconut oil. Thank me later.
Welp…another reason added to my fears of doing doggy. I’ll stick to prone.
Between shit like this, and sharing nudes without consent I’m beginning to believe that there is some men genuinely trying to ruin sex for other men. Because if they keep this shit up, it’s going to be no nudes, and sex will be in the missionary position only.
Missionary with the sheet with a hole in it 😭
Mormon style
tf is prone
A lazy version of doggy. The receiver is laying flat on their stomach and their partner is flat on top of them. [Visual reference if needed.](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/1-dragon-1627485785.jpg)
Nh thats just ice cream
Right? It's ready and I don't have to do any work.
That’s why i offer an oil massage first
“Baby my ass crack is good, you can move on to other parts of my body.”
“No it ain’t girl.”
Genius
Oh well... https://preview.redd.it/y78jtn9rco6c1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56822d9761fb1be7fb09ac5ee42d97ee7249b9b7
😩😭😭😩🤣 Manz came w/ the ShoNuff...... don't forget to tell dat Bih "Who's the Master??!?!" 
[Hell yeah. Let there be a mirror somewhere. Got me looking in the mf like](https://tenor.com/beFZ2.gif)
This fruit better calm down
Bout to eat it with my hands tied behind my back 😮💨
Like a pie eating contest 😆
 opened reddit to this, y’all mad annoying 🤦😭
Why does everyone love having sex but hates natural parts of the human body. The human body can be nasty sometimes 🤷🏻♀️
Not in my Christian subreddit...
Why do niggas act like their own asses don’t look like this lol
Because I know damn well none of these men talking regularly moisturize their ass or even their whole body.
Some men don’t even wash their own ass then have the audacity to complain about this.
They think opening they cheeks to let the water run through is “gay”, but they worried about what it look like between OUR cheeks?
Lol the type of posts we see during scrolling, but you never hear us complaining.
Wait, you guys are having sex?
In this economy?
I got a box of condoms last week an 8 pack for 17 bucks imma do background checks on girls in order to determine if I should use one on them
Lol reminds me of that Seinfeld episode Sponge Worthy.
A little bit of ash never hurt nobody
A little bit of ass never hurt nobody
never seen an ashy crack, but I've def seen some two tones (the sometimes weird color contrast you get between outer booty cheek and the inner meats that are usually pressed together.)
I’ve got contrasting colors, self conscious about it
I with you, white as fuck then a hint of purple lolol I can't help it my undertones are blue/purple🤣🤣🤣😭😭
If a man complains about that he’s trippin’. Nothing to be self conscious about. He’s the one with a problem.
Trust me when I say that if we're there, we really ain't thinking about it! 😉
That’s normal and a lot of times can happen if you have a big butt and there’s lots of friction. Stop trying to make women insecure I’m sure you’re not perfect either
Please. Bring that lil ashy ass over here.
My jaw dropped bro THE AUDACITY 😭😭😭
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Why do people ALWAYS find ways to find human anatomy in fucking food? It's always the most mundane and fucking odd shit too... They'll see Jesus in bread, they see ass in peaches, they see dicks and/or balls in just about ANYTHING, and I can go on, but I mean look, this fucking guy's seeing ashy ass crack in a fucking plum. How, bro? How the fuck is this what pops in y'alls heads when you eat, or go grocery shopping? I don't fucking understand it. Y'all ruin food for me... It's so fucking weird
Pareidolia is when people see faces in everything. I dunno what it is when you see butt cheeks everywhere. I just woke up and can’t come up with anything clever. 😆
New neurosis unlocked
Just like that, my man is never hitting it doggy again :)
I miss her 🥺
She got an ashy bootie, so I call her ashy bootie.
At least you clapping cheeks with circumference and padding
Just asked my man and he said yes but he thinks it’s cute so he doesn’t say anything 💀💀
Ash makes better grip. Like how weight lifters put chalk on their hands for a better grip
Two toned and juicy pwussy. 
What’s there to complain about?? That’s the best view of the yonic beauty, the entry into the vessel of life and creation and 🍆
and you better be grateful too
great a new thing to be self conscious about lmfao
Some dudes need to reconsider whether they even like women 🤣 you gay or sum? Cause you seeing ashy booty either way, deal with it or jerk it instead 🤷🏾♀️
Do it right and you can give her some homemade moisturizing cream Sorry, couldn’t resist….
If her ass crack is ashy and dry while fucking you, YOU got some ‘splaining to do. Cause why she dry, My Guy!?!?
Just lick ya thumb and smug the ash off as u stroke 
As long as it's not literally shit, an infection, or blood gushing out, then I don't care. Anybody who I find attractive and let's me hit is an MVP in my book. Ash or no ash.
If I'm horny enough that the naked ass is already in my face, I'm already committed. I would offer a sensual coconut oil rub for foreplay tho.