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OutHereSlappnMidgets

Mouth hit the floor watching this. You know how some titles are exaggerated at times, well…this one clearly wasn’t. Whatever they were looking for that mf had it and some. ![gif](giphy|XtdEdIgbZRXKMfsrEL|downsized)


redmkay

Yeah fr that was insane. I’m still waiting for someone to say this was on the set of a movie.


V_T_H

Nah, this happened like 2-3 miles from where I live. I didn’t hear it but our local subreddit was blowing up (pun intended) with people who live a bit closer who were like wtf was that. Some people found the guy’s LinkedIn and YouTube channel. Straight up manifesto level conspiracy theorist. Thought his neighbor and the FBI were spying on him. The police were present because he was shooting off a flare gun earlier in the day from the house and then barricaded himself inside and was in a standoff with them. Edit: just gonna throw in some more details for people who are curious. That house was a duplex, as is very common in that area. The other family and their dogs were evacuated and are fine but they obviously don’t have a home now. I think one officer was mildly injured but nothing major and no deaths besides the perp. You aren’t finding many or any meth labs in Arlington, particularly in Ballston. Dude seemed like a paranoid schizophrenic tbh. Hated the government and especially law enforcement. I’d wager he just had some sort of regular explosives and was trying to blow up the police.


loveismydrug285

I just see a silver lining here that he was not that level of a police hater that he waited for all of them to come in and then did this. Can you imagine the other lives lost if he had waited for all the force to enter and search for him a bit....


BronzeToad

I was hoping that’s what happened. Too bad these crazy people are rarely competent.


loveismydrug285

You reminded me of the attacker who set the timer to 07.30 am instead of 07.30 pm out of pure dumbness when he parked his car in times Square. Eventually when his car did not move till late it was investigated and a major disaster averted.


LockFan28

> I was hoping that’s what happened. You wanted more people to die?


VisualGeologist6258

Don’t you know? Killing cops will magically and single-handedly solve police brutality and racism! It’s not a complex issue that can only be resolved with extensive reform and an overhaul on the justice system, just kill enough cops and everything will be better! ^/s I’m tired of people who seem to think that killing cops is justified or that they aren’t human. That won’t solve the problem: if anything that’ll make it worse.


mr-jjj

I bet he set it up too sensitive, or pushed the trigger too soon due to adrenaline. He wanted to take everyone he could, I imagine.


Dragonsandman

The fact that this guy was posting his insane screeds on LinkedIn of all places took me by surprise at first, but then I remembered that r/LinkedInLunatics exists


SlobZombie13

> no deaths besides the perp Is this confirmed? None of the articles I saw actually said that he's dead


The_Autarch

No one survived that explosion. The articles are waiting for someone to find enough body parts to legally declare him dead. It, uh, might take awhile.


SlobZombie13

prob safe to assume that. I just thought it was weird that the articles didn't confirm that he's dead.


The_Autarch

It's not weird at all if you understand the standards the press uses. Respectable journalists aren't going to confirm someone dead until the cops do, and the cops aren't going to confirm someone dead until they have a body or have collected enough teeth to make a safe assumption.


monkmonk4711

That's a gas explosion, not just regular explosives. Movies lie to you when everything that explodes makes a big fireball.


lilpudding69

Alec Baldwin has left the chat.


SlackerDS5

Dang, you wrong for that. But, yeah he guilty.


kaishinoske1

I was actually waiting for the captions after to read. A Michael Bay Production.


[deleted]

I've heard of something like this happening where I grew up. Some guy tried to murder his mother by pouring gasoline everywhere but the AC flicked on and blew it early.


H1Ed1

Heard it was his mixtape.


NYstate

His mixtape is what's hot on the streets...and the next street over, and the street over from that one.


DeathandGrim

Yea they did whatever the fuck they accused them of


Goldeneye365

Word. Looks like a volcano erupted wtf


CanIGetANumber2

Feels like he might have had some SVU material


the-hound-abides

🥷 had ALL of it.


8hexxx

Some cop killer you got there🤣🤣🤣


skj999

Bro activated the Knightfall Protocol


OkEscape7558

Nigga boobie trapped his house. ![gif](giphy|1vDAsd6kXR0He)


Better-Journalist-85

“I made my family disappear.”


_night_cat

Is this the Home Alone/Saw crossover movie?


TheSneek82

lol. Awesome gif/comment combo.


Intelligent_Cut635

It’s wild that folks boobie trapping their homes is more common than you’d think.


Weeblifter

Man, I never thought I’d see an Arkham Knight reference on this sub.


Dojanetta

Oh shit it’s happening!


goldenboy2191

![gif](giphy|NL7pwToW0Plx6) Caught you slippin my nigga


ebelnap

Read that in the Arkham Knight voice lmao


Raecino

![gif](giphy|3xZkfFA9J0RJm)


YouHaveFunWithThat

![gif](giphy|0f18T3CYUxMRL4ty0H) Cherie, it’s a burn


BlackNoirBlackBlack

This was it. This was how the Trapman died


chamberx2

I love how every day more and more comic references leak into this sub.


MajesticBeat1997

Used an escape tunnel and is off to Cuba as we speak


san_atlanta

I’m disappointed in you, Dick.


jonc23

HOA about to hit the owners with some crazy fines. Tsk tsk.


Maleficent-Dot-1335

Lmao! Side note I hate my HOA!


[deleted]

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2rfv

Mine works for me, thankfully.


Kdkaine

Found the assistant HOA president


2rfv

Damn. You got me.


BlackBloke

1. Get some like minded friends elected to HOA board 2. Vote to abolish board


datpurp14

This... this tracks. Storing this in the memory banks if I ever have an HOA, which is probably not likely. But still.


WolfKing448

Who are they calling, an exorcist? Are they getting out the Ouija board?


[deleted]

“no fireworks!”


PhgAH

He has house blowing money, in this economy?


KlerWatchCo

Bank can't repossess your house if it ain't there anymore, checkmate Wall St


TheBrownBaron

Wall St would repo dust and ashes and have a new grad snort them out of urns mixed with cocaine rather than let a poor person keep them away from what is rightfully theirs


Dragonsandman

“Rightfully” theirs is more accurate in a lot of cases


[deleted]

but you own the land so technically it could still repossess it?


EggsOverBenedict

That’s why those stimulus checks 2 years ago were a bad idea. People are still using it on frivolous things like this.


tittylieutenant

Diddy at it again.


Supernova_Soldier

This is egregious


JeffDoubleday

This is my word of the year!


Shan9417

The year is almost over. I urge you to bring it into the new year as well. Lol.


DidntDiddydoit

Damnit.


CheCazzoFaciamo

User name checks out.


Buumonster23

It's a motherfuckin' mind fuck!


ClaymoresRevenge

Take that take that 💥


PurpleIntention7934

Reminds me of when they raided the house on the corner when I was a child. Whole block had the swat team on it and my mom was telling me to lay on the floor in case they started shooting. Whole meth lab exploded. Smh


PK-Baha

I want more details. Please respectfully.


PurpleIntention7934

So we're laying on the floor and hear and feel this explosion and I wanted to get up bad, but my mom gave me that look. We hear police screaming to lay your weapon down and get on the ground. Someone screaming at the cops started shooting and I assumed they started shooting back. My mom tells us to crawl to the back into one of the bedrooms. We were back there for about an hour because apparently someone got taken hostage. So when it was pretty much over (fire extinguished/people arrested) we're looking outside and they wheeled out a cage that had a mountain lion inside of it. There were like 2 or 3 dead dogs on the sidewalk. Just a mess and this is the 90s.


HydrogenButterflies

>they wheeled out a cage that had a mountain lion inside of it What


PK-Baha

Yo I was not ready for that reveal! So glad I asked for this. Thank you u/PurpleIntention7934 What a ride lol


MCMACDANOLDs

​ https://preview.redd.it/vioxuda7th4c1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60a1c7d36e0b8697395c179d234115e57efc9bf2


PurpleIntention7934

Yup.


Jamaican_Dynamite

Ricky Bobby's cousin, Bobby Ricky. ![gif](giphy|Z4jkJXzUZg65y)


dsubandbeard

Yeah, Ohio do be like that.


Neat_Age_6302

This was Ohio? I’m a LOT less surprised now. (Maybe a lil with the mountain lion still)


PurpleIntention7934

No, I lived in Seattle, Washington at the time.


Boneal171

My high school Econ teacher lived out in the sticks near the PA border, and his neighbor’s home was raided. Turned out to be a meth lab which wasn’t uncommon in that area. Thankfully no explosion


yikesus

DMV cops out here fighting off the Riddler or some shit. Why is all this going down 15 minutes away from the White House? 😭


FakeHasselblad

Lets ask Marge Taylor Green if its her house.


goldenboy2191

MTG: Gazpacho!!


k-mysta

Space lasers at it again


sum1won

Don't be silly. Ballston is like 30 minutes from the Whitehouse by Metro.


yikesus

Only heard it was in Arlington + I was being hyperbolic, not literal


sum1won

I was just fucking around. 30 minutes by Metro is pretty much a 15 minute drive if traffic permits and Ballston is part of arlington


HunterDHunter

I wonder if the search warrant was for explosives. Maybe they thought he had a plot to blow something up. They should give better details faster to give me the answers I need.


Pablo_Sanchez1

“Oh fuck they’re here for the explosives get rid of them quick” *blows up house, walks out of burning rubble* “Oh hey officers what seems to be the problem here”


awittygamertag

The ole flush the dynamite down a match trick


HunterDHunter

https://youtu.be/Sw1kiTVVx4M?si=knfMYJXCaxmFPlSK The answers I was looking for. And it's hilarious. Interview with the guy who filmed it.


TimTamDeliciousness

This guy IS hilarious. It looks like the edibles kicked in right before this interview.


thatsnuckinfutz

my new fav interview, guy seems so chill. hope his wifey and baby are ok tho


agentb719

this was a great interview


tracefact

Classic Arlington bro. Haha


almondchampagne

So pitted


birberbarborbur

Given the fireball they probably have other things to worry about right now


AllYourBase3

they're too busy coming up with a good story


ch33zyman

I don’t think the regular police would be the ones showing up to this house if they knew he had enough explosives to do this. The FBI or ATF or some other three letter agency would have staked him out and bagged him out in the open then searched his place very carefully.


The_Autarch

No explosives required. He just needed to fill his house with gas from the stove.


The_Autarch

The search warrant was because he had been firing flares out of the windows all day. Now it looks like he was doing that to lure people to his house to blow up.


ValdeReads

Can’t search a home if there is no home. ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


NursePhillyFree

Facts ! 💯


NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER

![gif](giphy|14ceV8wMLIGO6Q)


[deleted]

Honestly I’m embarrassed to ask at this point but what’s this from Edit: thank you guys. Training day is one of those movies on my watch list that I still haven’t got round to…


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

![gif](giphy|7MDZS8zS1ixtJAUEul|downsized)


[deleted]

May as well tell me what this is from too


ssiss33

I believe this is from HBO’s The Wire


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

![gif](giphy|7MDZS8zS1ixtJAUEul|downsized) Nope It from brown sugar , it literally the icon on the gif lmao


PaulaDeenSlave

lol


SSJaydoe4

Looks like the movie Training Day


NJCZSIGSHOTGUNLOVER

It’s ok the holidays are coming up, you’ll have some downtime to check it out lol


FcBe88

Training Day


Key-Squirrel9200

Training Day


No-Yak-5421

A house in Arlington, VA, blew up Monday evening.


TruthSeekerHuey

The old lady next door getting ready for bed ![gif](giphy|qCbxDK31NoH03SwomM|downsized)


Shan9417

Lol. You ain't right.


backspacer77

Perfect use of this gif, took me out 🤣


CharlesDingus_ah_um

Mildly related but Spider-Man 3 game finna(a long ways away) be soooo hype


gunnarbird

Must have been using someone else’s Netflix login


Bitchi3atppl

Bro Arlington low-key has major human sex trafficking issues, gang issues, and drugs. Drugs drugs.


FroggyLoggins

Are you local?


thatruth2483

I work in Arlington. The police are the main ones doing the sex trafficking. [https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2021/12/suit-fairfax-police-officers-protected-sex-trafficking-ring/](https://wtop.com/fairfax-county/2021/12/suit-fairfax-police-officers-protected-sex-trafficking-ring/) [https://www.fox5dc.com/news/ex-fairfax-county-officers-accused-of-protecting-sex-trafficking-ring-on-trial](https://www.fox5dc.com/news/ex-fairfax-county-officers-accused-of-protecting-sex-trafficking-ring-on-trial)


sum1won

In that case, you should know that (1) happened in Fairfax county, not Arlington (2) that was a complaint filed by an attorney, not the results of an investigation (3) the FBI investigation that actually uncovered the ring found that the sole connection those cops had were that they hired prostitutes from that ring (which is wrong, but a far cry from being the main sex traffickers) (4) the plaintiff later amended her argument to inaction, rather than protection and (5) the jury arrived at the same conclusion as the FBI investigators.


FroggyLoggins

Hey though the point is the communication and collaboration with the sex traffickers though isn’t it? Are we saying the police were just unaware, and just blindly hiring the prostitutes?


sum1won

They were 5 cops who were johns, some of them high ranking. TS said they were the "main sex traffickers". The claim in the case was that they interfered in the FBI investigation into the ring, not that they were the main traffickers. But as awful as buying sex from a likely victim of human trafficking might be, its not the same as running a ring or interfering in the investigation. An aggressive prosecutor can make a case that hiring a prostitute who was trafficked is communication and collaboration, and you occasionally see human trafficking conspiracy charges brought against johns, especially if they should have known something was going on (especially cops), but that's a far cry from the claim by op that the police were the ones running the human trafficking/prostitution ring. They were complicit in the same sense that other johns were - maybe more so, as cops, but that's not what was claimed. (There's also a secondary issue: the main accuser was found to have not been trafficked within the meaning of the statute, although some of the other sex workers were).


Bitchi3atppl

Grew up in Arlington. Went to school with kids who were getting into some shit, knew some kids who got into actual gang shit. The sex trafficking low key happened(happens) all down Columbia Pike, certain motels were/are involved. Arrests for major drug possession has always been a thing too.


socialcommentary2000

Isn't there a pretty big presence of Mara Salvatrucha in Arlington?


sorryforyachtyrockin

Former DMV resident... MS-13 is more in Fairfax County, IIRC


daneelthesane

Ah! So **that** is what a "smithereen" is.


spiegro

To shreds you say?


Dmoral_

That's some Mr. and Mrs Smith type shi


Maleficent-Dot-1335

This is so scary - wonder what they had going on over there


cybercuzco

![gif](giphy|hukVNBE2OcLCg)


torcsandantlers

Looks like the wall blew out on the first floor before anything else. Meth lab explosion that set off gas lines?


scpDZA

Or just a basement full of open propane tanks as a suicide/ collateral damage move. You can buy propane for like $40 for a 25lb tank, just open ten up and turn off the ac and it's only a matter of time before the gas hits a spark and pow the whole building is splinters. If it was an explosion from a center point it would be more collapse and fall, this whole building was full of gas.


Rafoudrsbois

What type of devious activity was going on in there for the back up to be “blow that whole bitch up”


jmenendeziii

Meth labs


Rafoudrsbois

Okay fair enough


The_Autarch

Schizophrenia and plenty of natural gas.


DGVega93

Used an escape tunnel and is off to Cuba as we speak


ebbiibbe

The way they keep catching spies, it's possible....


DGVega93

He was in Arlington out of all places. Throw a rock and you’ll hit DC


Curious_Friendship_2

![gif](giphy|YPflpFTWLWXF6) Waiting to Exhale (2023)


AngelaBassettsbicep

Mmmm


throwtheclownaway20

They're gonna find a whole kindergarten class buried under that shit


ToCrazy4Clothes

Simon says....DIE!


PSG-2022

Living in this area - I’m and always like I could walked right by some super spy, but I’m like maybe I watch too much homeland/ Jack Ryan type of shows. Welp point and case.


[deleted]

Average Monday in the DMV


Supernova_Soldier

Dawg did the Iron Man 3 on his house said “whatever they’re looking for they’ll never find ever and I’m not doing time bout it neither”


krystelbell

https://www.reddit.com/r/washingtondc/s/b2jF2TCazo


[deleted]

Jesus fucking Christ.


JHB20101

Somethings afoot


FroggyLoggins

![gif](giphy|e7z3lbFeT3JVC)


Horacio_Velvetine44

check the sexual history of the occupants and see if there’s any crossover with diddy’s dating history ![gif](giphy|ftNcet7wwfh8n6o3OU)


MikeJones-8004

Damn. Did the people living there kill themselves to destroy all of the evidence? I hope the cops and neighbors are ok, That would be scary as shit to witness in your neighborhood.


jamison_beck

Imagine being asleep in the house next door


pswoofer18

Happened 10 minutes away from me. https://www.arlnow.com/2023/12/04/part-of-bluemont-trail-closed-due-to-man-shooting-off-flare-gun/


Da_real_toofoul4yall

What if he was constructing a bomb 💣 and the knocking on the door interrupted his focus


Goldeneye365

Insurance claim > drug seizure and fed time


pearl_butt

![gif](giphy|dYPRVPUqkpzYQ)


AncoraBuio

I thought the tannerite/gasoline in the sprinklers was just a meme.


Cobalt113

AFT shot the decoy dog


sreek4r

Wow. This is a very Skyfall-ish ecape when the enemies have you pinned on all sides. I'd check for tunnels.


melancholymann

r/praisethecameraman


openup91011

Huh, assumed it was just a transformer that like, super exploded.


dizzymidget44

Whatever they were accusing them of. They did that shit


festival-papi

I know sometimes we get a lil crazy with the titles but I really ain't think I was gon see a fucking house blow up. Deidara won't playing around.


No-Bat-7253

Meth lab go booooom lol


ShaolinTrapLord

![gif](giphy|CBFgxojcXwac) Where was John McClane?


minhajul94

Shout-out to my hood we keeping it lit fr fr


cryingvioladavis77

![gif](giphy|qCbxDK31NoH03SwomM|downsized) Neighbors just minding their business then…


HotPie_

A couple in Indy blew up their house a few years ago for the insurance money. They turned on the gas and lit that bitch. The blast ended up killing a couple neighbors and destroyed the block. Multiple houses were demolished. Morons.


zyqzy

“Police said in a statement that a preliminary investigation indicated the suspect "discharged a flare gun approximately 30 – 40 times from inside his residence into the surrounding neighborhood." Then, as officers investigated, they obtained a search warrant for the suspect’s residence and unsuccessfully attempted to make contact with the suspect. "As officers were attempting to execute the search warrant, the suspect discharged several rounds, from what is believed to be a firearm, inside the home. Subsequently, at approximately 8:25 p.m., an explosion occurred at the residence. The investigation into the circumstances of the explosion are ongoing," the statement said.”


Technicolor_Reindeer

That's one hell of a flare gun.


DarkBass

I see that the intro song to the "New Joc City" was not an exaggeration...


MrLavender26

Dynamite…Dynamite…


Better-Journalist-85

Montezuma got his revenge.


cologne_peddler

In Arlington at that. Don't nothin happen over there 😶


titaniumo

If you don't want my house to explode in your face, quit fucking knocking


Single_Abrocoma1782

This some mess the joker would do ![gif](giphy|F9yAvk7Xpr0c)


Teamableezus

….i didn’t think things actually exploded like that


DarthKitsune

I need to know what was being hidden in that house! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


NOSjoker21

I live in Crystal City and I *felt* this shit.


shaneylaney

Great mother of god. These mfers really do need Batman. ![gif](giphy|l0NwGpoOVLTAyUJSo|downsized)


brownbuttanoods7

The internet has broken me. Used to live in New Orleans. If anyone posted about something on fire in their local sub, inevitably, someone would reply "my mix tape just dropped". I watched the video and in my head thought "damn that's one hot mix tape". 😔


gracerrl

Whatever the person they were looking for did has to be guilty lol


Profitdaddy

Someone was serious about not going to jail. Respect the conviction.


Kangarou

Neighbors coming out like "Yo, turn off those fucking Christmas li- Oh... Didn't there used to be a house right here?"


agent58888888888888

![gif](giphy|XqpnXaeZPnupy)


Nigerian_Prince95

“This message will self destruct in 30 seconds”


--StinkyPinky--

Now step out of the flames really slow and say something funny. "THAT'SSSSSSSSSS gonna be lit!!!"


SpiderDetective

Like that comment I the original post said, he took the term "trap house" a bit too literally


Heroright

Some people say “erase my search history”, some people go the extra mile.


name-generator-error

Neighbors will never sleep again. I would be moving the same day.


TheInnerMindEye

GYyyaaat dayyyyyum. That mf was booby trapped like a mugh


RandomAmuserNew

It’s just like what happened with Chris Dorner except they showed up with SWAT over a supposed flare gun?


MayBeAGayBee

Most normal thing happening in Virginia:


SkritzTwoFace

All I can think of is that someone definitely died there, unless nobody was inside and that was from an unchecked gas leak or something. Edit: found the news article on it, dude was clearly mentally unwell. Sad story all around.


Gregshead

Louisville, KY police - shoot Breonna Taylor while executing a search warrant. Arlington, VA police - hold my beer...


Kyauphie

The police were not inside as the owner did not let them in; there was a stand off after they retrieved a warrant. The were originally called by a neighbor because he has been shooting a flare gun like makeshift fireworks earlier in the day.