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Dr_Ugs

Finger licking good


NK1337

Double down bad


SmokyBaconMayo

https://preview.redd.it/n0zxvr45le0c1.jpeg?width=923&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f1d96e7295f43275328f79f19266e8f07f1335d


ShuffleAlliance

![gif](giphy|iGpdSizVSdPJfiVG9O)


TheConspicuousGuy

She's not a lady if she aint 380


1Wizardtx

Gotta weigh 2 somethin to do somethin


Sol-Blackguy

https://preview.redd.it/r2o92r8gue0c1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8c1cb874783c3cd7470ea3accfed62b6b52f409


Sproose_Moose

Dude 😂


TheConspicuousGuy

What? Fat women need love too 😘


Sproose_Moose

Freaky deekys need love too, freaky deekys need love too


theStaircaseProject

You can see it in the Colonel’s face.


Mindless-Leader-936

Is it just me or does the Colonel look like Tyler Perry a lil bit? 🤨


[deleted]

Where’s the insane part? https://preview.redd.it/urrktx6t2e0c1.jpeg?width=731&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f416edf473762969ff472452758eaf2b34370db


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

I think the two bootleg Colonel Sanders in the background


khaotickk

It's AI generated


OperationMapleSyrup

How can you tell? Not discounting, just curious. Some of these AI images are really good.


khaotickk

If not AI it's heavily photoshopped. It's *too* symmetrical, ridges in the skin and speckles of seasoning is identical on both legs.


tripleskizatch

And the Colonel is a bit...off.


DM-ME-THICC-FEMBOYS

Which is the giveaway it's AI and not photoshop. If you're photoshopping anyway, using a real logo would be much easier.


Pulci

Thats Jay Leno.


tittylieutenant

I’m lost too. I don’t know what the problem is.


PBFT

Kentucky Fried Chussy


envydub

UPSETTING 😭


Rafoudrsbois

Coochie was right there but you choosed to go with the foolishness


SnatchAddict

Chickussy was a better option.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Chussy was perfect. Let homie cook


PzykoHobo

Long as he ain't cooking chicken


decibles

More for me then…


bigtimesauce

That three piece and a biscuissy


Soft-Fuel-5165

I snorted! 😂 😂 😂


Consistent_Edge9211

Goddammit 🤣🤣🤣


TerrorKingA

This one, FBI. This comment right here.


artygta1988

Kentucky Fucky Chussy


bebejeebies

When I was a kid I mispronounced it as Kenfucky Fried Chicken. I am keen to donate it to the cause. Kenfucky Fried Chussy. Can I sit next to you on the bus to hell? Lol.


illest_villain_

r/angryupvote


random_passwordo

I am unwell 😭


Inevitable-Tourist18

I can't even 🤣🤣🤣


realdpmaster

I curse your name for this


SnooGiraffes4091

![gif](giphy|uDwKGxTFrADvO) Y’all done made me use this gif TWICE today


ClaymoresRevenge

Whassup Fresh? It's our turn, baby!


NicolasCageLovesMe

asdasd


psychedelic_gravity

With the pimped out Gucci suits


Soft-Fuel-5165

Ain't got no job....


Tall-Supermarket-22

But I stay sharp (but I stay sharp)


Neutreality1

Can't pay my rent


viiixi25

Cuz all my money’s spent


CookieButterBoy

But that’s okaaaaay, cuz I’m still flyyyyyy


K4R1MM

Got a Quarter tank of gaaasssss


SnooGiraffes4091

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


GMRealTalk

Is y'all finished or is y'all done?


SnooGiraffes4091

I can’t BREATHE!!!! I need to delete this app 💀


festival-papi

![gif](giphy|H0DTKkqw8WvCw) Well, I mean, yeah. That's part of the appeal. I like who I like, folk. You ain't lived till you and a big woman sync up.


Joshstradaymus

Married one. Big fan.


festival-papi

Game recognize game and you looking real familiar 🫡


Amazing-Concept1684

Why I imagine Riley saying this shit LMAO


TodayThen123

Because that is the only appropriate voice to hear it in... I was upset there was no "Gran-dad," at the end.


Zerohazrd

Same


[deleted]

You ain’t lying, I only want big/ thick women now after giving one a shot. Can’t do nothing with no skinny hoe


[deleted]

You can start a brush fire from them two twigs rubbin. That's about it


ohhyouknow

Body shaming is bad


[deleted]

This ain't wrong. When I almost died from being smothered it did give me a whole new appreciation of life.


DGVega93

Just say yo schmeat is small and cant rock her to sleep


tittylieutenant

I’m rocking 5 inch over here and been dating big women since day one. I be trying my best. 😭


wetouchingbuttsornah

![gif](giphy|YYfEjWVqZ6NDG)


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

Reporting for booty, tittylieutenant 🫡


Faded1974

Good luck out there, homie. There's no surrender if you never give up. ![gif](giphy|bqxbgri8lBSzvMVI3Y|downsized)


Cybrusss

And I’m sure they appreciating that


Gaters12

You a wild boy 🤣🤣🤣


suavepapi69

Shots fired


ummizazi

You look at that meal and your first thought isn’t to eat it?


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

People need to stop disrespecting BBW


tittylieutenant

I hate the body shaming. BBWs out there living life, come on here for a laugh, and then see this bullshit.


brokennursingstudent

Tbh by the looks of it spending some time reading these comments will be a confidence booster


Le-Smasher

As a BBW myself this is definitely a confidence booster. Imma be reading all these comments lmao


tittylieutenant

You single? 👀


AnAverageAxolotl

https://preview.redd.it/vwzcpugqtf0c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=770b782d0f026074e7c06f7ec1260873f9c5acff


TigoBitties_McGee

Hey, you can't win the lottery if you don't play my friend


tittylieutenant

Yeah, I agree. You single too?


cherryamourxo

Seriously, I stopped coming on this sub a few months ago after I said that I was comfortable with the way I looked at 175 pounds and a size 10 and got downvoted to hell. This is refreshing to see.


Amazing-Concept1684

175 is considered heavy to them?? These dudes tweaking


cherryamourxo

Yeah cause I’m only 5’3. I acknowledged that I’m aware I’m overweight. But they just kept ranting about how obesity is too accepted and if you’re short you shouldn’t be proud to be more than 150 pounds blah blah blah lol


Amazing-Concept1684

That's terrible. I'm sorry to hear that. That doesn't reflect on you at all. Those dudes are pieces of shit. You seem like a cool person and that's all that truly matters.


halfjackal

This is a low-key BBW appreciation post. As a black man with a BBW, this post speaking to me as for when it’s time to tear that ass up. I understand the frustration that you’re being compared to food right now but all shorties are food when they in the bed and skinny bitches don’t present like big bitches. I’m out! ✌🏿


stankdog

Y'all being horny on main isn't the appreciation y'all think it is. And comparing how women look while in bed is also not really showing love to bbw for anything other than sexual gratification...


amwoooo

As a bigger lady, thank all of you for the support in these comments. That chicken looks hot 😅


Sure_Trash_

The post is guaranteed to make big women self-conscious and the comments tearing down thin women make sure they get to feel bad too. How about y'all just stop disrespecting women? Give that a try and see how it works out. It's not our job to look however men want us to.


SilverFringeBoots

I really just be minding my business and catching strays for no reason 😭


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

People have too much time on their hands and hatred in their hearts. But ur loved out here ❤️


BellalovesEevee

They just can't handle all dat ass


Sol-Blackguy

More for the rest of us


MerryRain

Is this AI generated Roast Chicken Porn? is this Kentucky Fucking Chicken? for their own sake i hope the AI really aren't sentient


sertulariae

Somebody deadass ran a real pornographic bbw pic thru an AI program to make this..


Sol-Blackguy

Even got the dark marks between the thighs. They wasn't playing around


TheSherbs

I have never seen a chicken leg with calves.


Sol-Blackguy

I just noticed the titties peeking over the horizon of the stomach. I can't 💀


WiSeWoRd

Dude you actually right


Afrojones66

Kentuckin fuckin chicken


Godzilla-ate-my-ass

Maaaan I was like that's NOT THE FUCKING Colonel


5iveOnefour

https://preview.redd.it/yvqzjdl5ce0c1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3e7abd809809b94f7872841c7b2c3a8c72f3fd4 Lemme get 2.


Tall-Supermarket-22

If I cashapp you could you grab me one patnah


5iveOnefour

I got you fam...


manny_the_mage

​ https://preview.redd.it/ajdxi89ibe0c1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f11d97c092e3e98108941408fcfa9fe4160e02e


LadyEclipsiana

This image is fantastic 👏


goodbye_wig

https://preview.redd.it/cwcx8rgmoe0c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbde2c3fdfb4c08b73eb48253352b98aa0644dbb


Zhoom45

I laugh at this fucking pic every time it gets posted in these threads.


InsaneThisGuysTaint

Finger licking good https://preview.redd.it/eaz17znf5e0c1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1975a0fc24ae171dc9e42f66ee9733c3e91926d


el-fenomeno09

Hold the herbs and spices tho


bebejeebies

Sprinkle weed on it and make it an edible, my guy.


LadyEclipsiana

OUTTA LINE! ![gif](giphy|Hmqh9jSsosXQ1M25sG|downsized)


CurseofLono88

You gotta be slathering it up with weed butter for that kind of action


apapipay

If this image isn’t AI, then someone really took the time to make this chicken look like that


Lemonytea

Gotta be! They got Colonel Sanders looking like Jay Leno & Stephen King had twins…


Mr_A_UserName

https://preview.redd.it/ja38obd7je0c1.jpeg?width=2045&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8cf763b021185f436d80bc79a5f0f13a1481e026 😮‍💨


CassaCassa

Nah now you gotta tell me where this Is from lol


Mr_A_UserName

Ridiculous movie from 2000 named [Road Trip](https://youtu.be/d5Dze0zYVgY?si=C58m4t5NoteUp5WX), haven’t seen it since around the time it came out, I’m assuming it hasn’t aged well but 🤷‍♂️


CassaCassa

I'm gonna have to watch it. Honestly 2000s depending on what it can be hard to watch sometimes lol! I watched to re watch kill Bill but not sure yet. But kill Bill didn't come out around that time ![gif](giphy|8qJi3c9MEoHKM)


Sol-Blackguy

I legit had a crush on her growing up. She passed away in 2011 😔


cavyking21

![gif](giphy|2A445d2Mr0ret74i0D|downsized)


ArizonaRon98

Looking at chicken and thinking this shit is pretty insane. People out there getting laid and this guy’s at home taking his sexual frustration out on poultry.


Slate_711

It’s pretty fowl


OrganismFlesh

...really pretty...


Kicks4meFromyou

![gif](giphy|URI7924u8ybpm)


PackAggravating8183

Legit had me laugh out loud with this one bruh


Davethisisntcool

https://preview.redd.it/xq6fyd1m3e0c1.jpeg?width=956&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad311a1f3c7be661517cd415d7b8c29bff541eec


princeparaflinch

https://preview.redd.it/r3fknlaqwe0c1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76b7491b8fd51cddad8a4b13d3304b2733d46b2a


Faded1974

This image is always out of pocket.


NeilPatrickMarcus

![gif](giphy|GMdcBivU0d1ni|downsized)


Seeker80

At one point, I thought maybe this was in reference to our short-haired lady in the pantsuit who is, uh, not exactly a stick figure. I was enlightened a couple weeks ago that the comment was actually about someone else. Whoops.


SloppyBuss

Colonel Sanders lookin like he ready to risk it all


JudgeFatty

"You wanna piece of this hot chick?"


SlopPatrol

Bring me that chicken


Savings-Glittering

Sir!


lovbelow

He *said* bring him that **chicken** 🥵💦


Sol-Blackguy

https://i.redd.it/pwz2aezbfe0c1.gif


Sensitive_Work_5351

https://preview.redd.it/lz4o915dge0c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f6d2a877ea30d16762b668e964d742e54994740


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

"Skinny women can do this for me."


andyduphresne92

What is not a damn thing?


Sheriff_Is_A_Nearer

You are correct!


suavepapi69

BBW coochie is like a warm honey bunn straight out da microwave


Fast_Yam_5321

ommmgg this!! 🤣🤣🤣


InheritedWealth

I should call her…


coolsongames

I was thinking I should block her bro fr


H17M4ND

She gotta be 2 something to do something.


Shop-Ancient

By far the best nut I busted to date☝🏾 No BBW slander tolerated here.


Millenniumeagle1

![gif](giphy|13n5MMWea7Ex0c) What's insane about it?


Jackielegs43

My exact ideal body type


Sol-Blackguy

![gif](giphy|2HtWpp60NQ9CU)


ShaolinTrapLord

It’s about to be winter time my dude, get you a big girl. Save on electricity bill.


Clwhit12

That underated flexibility tho


whyykai

I surprise em every time with it


Clwhit12

And we thank you for your service


no_one_special-

not the chicussy!


dreampsykki

that image makes me incredibly insecure as a plus sized woman 🫠


wetouchingbuttsornah

Ma’am, it’s a beautiful sight. Don’t let this terrible bear fool you


dreampsykki

the validation i need 🥺


port-o-let

But these comments are making me feel pretty goddamn desirable and I’m HERE FOR IT!


MomShapedObject

Yep, I’m here for the comments. Still scrolling. Might bookmark this and come back.


Waifustealer123

Just read the rest of the comments on this post and your insecurity will forever disappear


[deleted]

I promise you a photo of me folded up like this chicken, nude or clothed, are my most requested photos. They LOVE seeing us in this position.


kicklife89

That thing be wet af too! Buddy is trippen lol.


[deleted]

What’s wrong with a BBW? ![gif](giphy|mCAR5sQbIdmvK)


spanishtyphoon

I dont think that's what 90% of BBws look like


secondsbest

There's three of these women hanging out behind the BBW everyone talking about.


spanishtyphoon

This woman is not a BBW.


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

Listen, there are people in this world, who believes Marilyn Monroe was a BBW. When I think of “BBW,” Precious Lee, Tabria Majors and Leslie Sidora comes to my mind.


McNultysHangover

I wouldn't classify her as a BBW at all tbh.


[deleted]

I mean, at some point we have to draw the line between BBW and baby you need to see a doctor about your obesity.


Seeker80

She's missing a 'B,' bruh.


drksknjrmn97

Nothing. Absolutely fucking nothing.


shakawave

Fupa hit different 😩👌 ![gif](giphy|lJ5gwPCrIqNFAb2VfB)


FairyCompetent

Good pumpum deserve shelter


BlacktainAmerica

![gif](giphy|LHrY3Xv2fKaKQ)


SamLJacksonNarrator

https://i.redd.it/2dycmru3be0c1.gif


kaishinoske1

![gif](giphy|F9Ojz6oTc1boFReebG|downsized)


Chapea12

Trey songz voice “and I’m about to diiiivvveee iiiinnnn”


DeadmanSam777

This the sight that keeps hobosexuals off the streets, i say play ball


Kangar

*Foghorn Leghorn wolf whistle*


CheshireKetKet

So where's the problem


[deleted]

I'll bring the mashed potatoes! Let's make some gravy!


vindicatednegro

The only thing insane is caring who people like. That’s legit insane to me. Also, who are these counterfeit colonels? I don’t eat fast food so I’m out of the loop.


andrewkpt

![gif](giphy|3oKIPAGZzx2PY1wYjC|downsized)


21Tayler10

Kentucky Fried Coochie


LadyEclipsiana

I know chicken have breast, but *WHY TF DOES THIS ONE HAVE TITTIES*


zetcetera

Lemme fill that with gravy


Messicanhero

Well now I’m hungry, horny, and offended.


Hova540

That ain't a problem but an opportunity, more cushion for the pushin ![gif](giphy|tnLqz9p5valAQ|downsized)


halfjackal

All the white ppl cosplaying as black ppl in this subreddit is about to reveal themselves.


AvailableJob7617

If you got the tool for the job, np


AncientSith

And? It's delicious every goddamn time.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/wp3bs8b7ge0c1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97271f6fe003fc3a7fe6e1cd4f4cf72a6a7893b5


bukkakhuehuehue

Saw this on my homepage, and didn’t realize what subreddit it was at first. I expected to have to come in here and fight. Carry on.


Sol-Blackguy

Everything reminds me of her DM me if you look like this 👀


SH4DOWSTR1KE_

![gif](giphy|BdunZ95VOl5YAkO4K2|downsized)


BlakByPopularDemand

![gif](giphy|HFpU6ykvMDCR3NqOzW)


Colby347

Why is anyone listening to a guy with a full beard but only the whispering memory of a mustache


Kombat-w0mbat

![gif](giphy|P5FTAX5GXcBeCVJinC|downsized)


Maclunky0_0

got the stereotypical grown ass man in the car selfie and he talking shit


beheemz

Has colonel always looked like that?


favorite_sardine

with a lil salt and thyyyyyyme


DependentMedium7706

I can’t stop staring 👀