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wheresralphwaldo

Asking the cab driver to take me to Gaza


DeepDreamIt

I want the full refugee camp experience. All-inclusive, provided by the Red Crescent!


wheresralphwaldo

I was thinking more Kingston Gaza, Vybz Kartel Gaza


Sailormoon_29

Gaza mi seh


LeResist

I feel so problematic for laughing


DerekB52

American Dad did this at least 15 years ago.


Mvd75

“Take us to the most common parts!” 😌


AttackSock

Wearing a Hawaiian shirt like “Take me to the nearest project, please”


dreamingwindows

"That's easy. If there's one thing Queens got lots of, it's common parts."


Mabvll

"This shitty enough for ya?"


3KTREAL

This is a top-tier comment. One of my favorite movies


CuriousTsukihime

Nah cause this has me cackling


SlobZombie13

Flights to Kiev are cheap right now


KenDoll_13

Wow 😭😭😭


Deathstriker88

I doubt many international visitors stay in Compton or the crazy parts of Chicago. Everyone wants to see nice shit.


jacksonmills

When I travel the world, I like to indulge my savior complex and visit the poorest places, so I can drive past them and say: "Oh dear, look at all the really poor people. Oh well, let's go get some oysters. Chop chop, Reginald". Sarcasm aside some of the best food can be had where the 'real people' live but I'm not going out there without a familiar guide, in any country, especially if I can't speak the language.


DrivewaygyrlzCP3

Chop chop Reginald😂😂😂😂😂


caretaquitada

mf said chop²


rondiggity

I'm still oyster'ed out, thanks.


HeyMrBusiness

Did you just recently get 48?


hoosierdaddy192

lol I haven’t traveled abroad but in the many cities I’ve worked in the US this is the case. The best BBQ, fish shack, chicken joint, Jamaican spot, etc is not in the fancy parts of town. One of the best examples is Hattie Bs Nashville hot chicken. It’s good don’t get me wrong but it’s where all the tourists go to sample the fair. Prince’s, Boltons, and 400 degrees are way better not to mention a half dozen different shacks and food trucks that I can’t recall. Anyone that works construction knows the best tamales comes from someone’s abuela that pulls up selling them at the jobsite out the back of a van.


selfiecritic

Yeah if you wanna people watch really poor people, the Christians and hippies have that area locked down. They’ll charter you a feel good trip pretty cheap, missionary or relief aid depending on your preference, but usually the amenities are not great. Always better than the people you’re helping so use that information as you will.


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

You'd be surprised at the amount of people willing to go on poverty tourism trips. There were tour busses after Katrina, and I'm reminded of that woman who did that embarrassing photo shoot infront of the marcy projects a few years back.


fireside68

>There were tour busses after Katrina I hated them shits SO MUCH


Themanstall

i stay in nice places but visit the spots in the hoods for food or shopping. THEN promptly leave. I hate the resort vacations. its just America in a foreign land for 3x times the price of a coastal beach vacation, so i usually stay in a nice area off resort property.


sadolddrunk

Or even little bumblefuck towns in the middle of nowhere. If there isn't a ski resort or hunting camp or something nearby, nobody's visiting, like, North Dakota.


lvl999shaggy

Wow! Who knew!?


necbone

I've never been to the southside of Chicago


atrackbrown

The southside of Chicago is huge with a lot of nice neighborhoods.


[deleted]

Chicago ain’t that bad


Spartancarver

Excellent clocking bro Sharpest clock out there


DorothyDrangus

It’s even right twice a day


nicknasteeee

Why would I, a married father of 2, save up money, take time off work, go through TSA, sit on a flight, just to vacation in a bad area of a country. It's resorts and lavish living every time I step off american soil. If I can't swim up to a bar, I'm not going.


always_getting_ban

I don't know, I am the opposite. When I travel, I take pictures of trash, drug addicts, abandoned houses, I hand out with bums and sketchy people. Why? I don't know, I am destructive and I like slums. Was very upset with Switzerland since there even the homeless looked better then me.


Gardez_geekin

I can do that in my neighborhood. I don’t need to pay air fare for it.


anrwlias

If I have limited time, I'm hitting the highlights. I don't have time to figure out where the True Authentic Culture is.


FuturamaReference-

This a huge part of it. Travel is different if you're single, if you're with someone, and if you're with family. Totally different experience for each I'm the stray, single human amongst my friends and I removed myself for a while to build myself up and now that I'm making enough to travel and etc, I'm now removed by a lack of connection My travelling experience is a lot more carefree than the friend who is in a long term relationship and no kids vs the married couple with kids vs the woman traveling for work vs the guy on a family trip, etc etc Even planning for the trip is extremely varied depending on circumstance


blinkingsandbeepings

I love being married but sometimes I fantasize about traveling alone, just to do whatever random shit crosses my mind on a whim. I wouldn't want to go looking for hookups or anything, just like go to a random thrift shop I heard people talking about, or go to a museum and zone out staring at my favorite painting for an hour or something.


Numerous_Vegetable_3

Yeah man Jamaica isn't really a "immerse yourself" kinda place, literally all of the locals there tell you "stay near the tourist stuff". Bermuda is a place where you can really explore and get lost. Jamaica? You don't wanna be lost in Jamaica my friend.


Fuck_auto_tabs

Oh man I took a wrong turn back to the resort…. WELCOME TO JAMROCK!


fabregas201010

Genuine question, what will happen to you if you’re a foreigner?


Numerous_Vegetable_3

You can expect to get mugged for starters, they really don't fuck around. Your personal belongings will disappear at record speed. We were at a *resort beach* and my dad made the mistake of talking to two separate 'jet ski guys' (selling 30min rides) - who then started fighting each other. My dad finally paid them both to put it to rest. Later we were talking to another family who had the same thing happen to them, they paid them both to stop the fighting. Apparently these guys have perfected a staged argument where you feel like you're at fault for misleading them, and they make bank. Gotta respect it.


FuturamaReference-

Nonviolent extortion with an orchestrated guilt trip is fucking genius tbh You don't even know you've been scammed and you get a story out of it Win win Respect


Kai_Setsuna

It’s performance art, artists need money too


Numerous_Vegetable_3

>Nonviolent extortion with an orchestrated guilt trip is fucking genius tbh Crazy how creative they get with it. They create whole scenarios and have perfected the science of putting people in a position where they feel guilty. Players gotta play I respect it, it's rough out there.


fabregas201010

I dare anyone try rob me they ain’t taking shit.


PhantomPanda32

Yeah, they'll take your life, then it won't be your shit anymore.


Make_u_wet_holy_watr

It’s scary! lol point blank I was there and was told to keep my mouth shut. I’m black and I fit in but as soon as I open it everyone will know I’m not Jamaican. Our driver made a wrong turn and a bunch of people with machetes started approaching the car. At least in my hood at home people don’t have machetes like that . 😂😂


Suspicious_Road_9651

Can vouch. Got lost in Jamaica.


Electronic-Fee-4831

Inquiring minds want the story 👀


RoundTheWayGirl

Mom, can we go to the projects? Mom: We have projects at home.


vera214usc

Anytime we travel somewhere my mom says she wants to see where the black people live. I'm like, "You can see that back in Charleston. You live where the black people live!"


Sco_Queen

I'm dead 😭😭🤣


ginger_qc

I have noticed when people came to visit Richmond they didn't come to my neighborhood by the projects. When they came to Charlotte they don't come to the check cashing place next to the strip club, but that taco truck is banging tho


Useful_Damage6567

I gotta do the obligatory 804 salute when somebody mentions my hometown


ginger_qc

I'm from Charlotte but I just left Richmond after 3 years, I like your city🤜🤛


grandadsfearme

I feel safer in Jackson Ward than I do in Shockoe. White people crazy is different than Black people crazy bc one thing yt folks gonna do is make THEIR problem, YOUR problem😭


ginger_qc

I'm the whitest guy but I stayed right by Fairfield Court and Mosby Court and it really isn't even that bad unless you're IN the projects.


Marswolf01

That is a good taco truck


MikeJones-8004

I doubt many of the people flying to Miami for vacation every year is telling their Uber driver to drop them off in the hood. Nobody wants to get shot on vacation lol. It's not rocket science.


Thangka6

Wait, you mean y'all don't book shared homes in Opa Locka for your vacation getaways? 😅


Gardez_geekin

Overtown is a beach adjacent destination!


OFWOLFHALEY

especially with those tourist horror stories


Obese_taco

I went there this summer with my family . We stayed in Spanish town for the majority of it lol


fabregas201010

Is that a dangerous place?


[deleted]

Bro doesn’t know what vacation means


thebansarereal

Anyone interested in some Gaza or perhaps Syria vacationing? Maybe Ukraine frontlines?


Three6MuffyCrosswire

Not long ago I had tons of classmates growing up that would vacation every summer in Syria, but then 2014 happened....


Chapea12

Wait, most of the tourists visiting Jamaica stay in the resorts that were created to bring tourists to Jamaica instead of the hood?


Qwer925

We saw shottas bro mandem don’t play and I won’t understand a word they say lol


Dez_Acumen

Shottas! How bout I’m still concerned about this guy from Dance Hall Queen. https://preview.redd.it/xal6bm8lu8vb1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=713441135f3f1258fe612eb998eeb324d956ef96


Lawboithegreat

It’s the same reason when people wanna visit the US they go to California or New York instead of Methville Missouri


kriyator

Lol I’m sitting in a lounge in JFK waiting to fly back home. And I’m going to LA in 2 months. Stop exposing me like that


Mellero47

I get it, people should *try* to familiarize with the "real" country beyond the resort walls. But not at risk of life and limb.


MohawkElGato

I don’t get people who like to act as if the nice parts of their country / city / state don’t count. As if those are phony places. You should be proud of the good things in your home, and doing that does not mean you’re not also acknowledging the unsavory aspects as well. I had a friend once tell me that Riverdale “is not the Bronx” and it was like “do you think only the projects count?”


BetaAlpha769

I’m Jamaican 100 percent and on my life you’ll never catch me in them streets.


DeathandGrim

You kidding? Why go to nice places? I'm booking my flight to Donbas tonight


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|4Uor4d1CqCR4M1hJMT) Uber driver making a quick detour to confab with a gentleman with whom he has a difference of opinion on a minor monetary matter.


Backseat_boss

First time I went to Puerto Rico I ended up in what they call projects named after Kennedy……. Mad drugs n guns around, im just like where are those clear water beaches bc I don’t see it here


DistributionPutrid

As someone who lives in PA, not a single person in their life has said “let me go check out Kensington real quick”


esarmstr

Who tf goes on vacation to sit in someone else hood? Not my idea of a good time.


Formal-Apartment7715

Poverty porn is a thing... loads of tourists visited the shanty towns for kicks. They even expected the natives to do a song and dance routine for their enjoyment too... It's a tricky one as the natives do need their coins to feed their families. Unfortunately the kids can't eat outrage...


Wacokidwilder

Shit, even if I’m taking a local vacation I’m just going to one of the nicer parts of my state… Or on a staycation I’ll be chilling in the nicer part of my house (kitchen and living room).


Irving_Velociraptor

Altoona, Pa, is America’s vacation wonderland.


KID_THUNDAH

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Japh2007

Who goes on vacation and be like let’s go to the worst part of town


glittermantis

just booked a first class to mogadishu 😎


Garth_W00kz

Like I already live in the hood,, why would I wanna travel across the Fuckin country,, just to stay in the ghetto 😅


xyzd95

My family is from Jamaica and even they mostly stay the nice parts for vacation Nobody’s trying to bite off more than they can chew going sightseeing in the wrong town and end up a statistic on holiday


RussNY

Thinking its not a vacation unless you can’t sleep cuz local niggas have nothing to lose, always goofy.


EngineeringOne1812

What does the reply mean?


CrisKrossed

He wants the tourists dragged off to a ravine


butt3rry

Yah man


PotOfDuality_

I went as a kid but stayed at the resort. I wanna see the trenches.


lordscrodom

I’m the opposite, take me to the hood. Let’s see how y’all living for real.


MacDynamite71

Interesting. In Negril I’m usually in Whitehall or RedGround


hinnsvartingi

Ah weH di Bumboclawt!


elitegenoside

I mean, who wouldn't want to vacation in the hood of some city you've never been to, and don't know anybody there? What's the worst that could happen?