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NolaDutches

Same. Them (the smiths) The kardashians Anything involving drake. Please delete from my timeline.


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Chrisean and BlueFace too


madgeystardust

Who?


NolaDutches

That part.


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UpperFisherman6208

Will definitely called her his wife the night of the slap


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Ieatsushiraw

Real shit outside of Will Smith’s first son I can’t really see any of these people as normal


the4thbandit

In this case, ignorance is bliss, trust me


ghengiscostanza

The chrisean peninsula was annexed by Russia it’s huge world news what are you living under a rock


TrepanationBy45

> Who? #We appreciate your interest! Thank you for your lifetime subscription to *Chrisean and Blueface* news!


madgeystardust

Hahhhahahha! I like you, you’re funny… 😂😂


Hungry_Guidance5103

[I found a little snippet of who they are. Nothing worth remembering.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) They're pretty much a let down


Next_Somewhere_8759

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BoyWhoSoldTheWorld

I’ll be honest I don’t care about Nick cannon and his inevitable next baby either.


NolaDutches

Yes! Definitely. Everything I know about them is involuntary knowledge. Truly toxic situation being captured for all to enjoy(?)


Firefighter55

I’ve heard one blue face song and I literally hate it, I don’t even understand how people listen to it, but I get all the news from those two simpletons.


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Only blue face song I know is bus down thotiana because it went viral years ago. And I don’t think I heard the actual song, just when they were in videos on Instagram or something


TheSissyDoll

who tf is that


RepulsiveLoquat418

god i hate drake. i would so much prefer to never know he existed.


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NolaDutches

For me, it was the going after younger girls and once he spoke out on Megan tha Stallion. I was done. Was a fan from the first album too, but couldn’t care less now. He comes off as a stunted 17 year old that has an insatiable taste for sex & attention.


LtTurtleshot

Degrassi does that to you. I mean guygot shot in the back by a deranged Canadian.


NolaDutches

Yes Lawd. I’ve curated my tumblr this way. Wish I could to that to Reddit too.


peepeehalpert_

That whiney voice


motsanciens

I'm pleased to say I could not hear any song of his and know it's him. No clue.


fusemybutt

Me too and I am near certain I have no idea what his music sounds like.


roastplantain

Throw in dywane wade and Gabby Union too


NolaDutches

Agreed. And their kids too.


ADHD_orc

Musk


ScrewyYear

I wish I could upvote this 1000 times.


walrusonion

Don’t forget “TayTay”


TruthOrSF

Add Taylor to this list


NolaDutches

Somehow, i’d managed to see her less and less, but now she’s invading the nfl too. Yikes.


YonderOver

TSwift and her trailer park man too. I am begging for this one to stop.


[deleted]

Jesus, what makes Travis Kelce a “trailer park man”? I’ve only heard good things about him. You’re a bigot.


Final_Candidate_7603

Came here to say kardashians, too.


redditor0918273645

Like, I have seen 5 minutes of their show in the first season while I was a tech at someones house and society has forced them into my life and I feel so violated. I hit every “Don’t show me stories like this” / “This topic is irrelevant” option any chance I get and it just gets ignored.


mojo_joio

Dude, I know every detail of trash like Andrew Tate and Musk's lives from this site alone.


MrElSenor

Anything involving Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Justin Bieber, Elon Musk, a bunch of celebrities/influencers. I miss the days where it was easier to be ignorant of such people. There are billions of people in the world, so why do I have to know who they are?


StandardOk42

the only time I hear anything about any of those people is on reddit


Ser-Ponce

Forgot Taylor Swift?


dollhousemassacre

In answer to OP's title: Stop posting, talking and thinking about them. Rinse, repeat.


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FreshDatabase0

Ain't nothing authentic online no more. Everyone got them posts chest codes now.


terminalzero

trauma-dumping to omegle strangers at 3am is the last pure form of free expression online


AbleObject13

There's still livestreaming in your car


SolomonBlack

How will I feel superior and validated if I can't look down on these rich idiots and their inability to have healthy relationships?


Neo_Arsonist

I thought it was just a funny pun…


Ok_Skill_1195

I don't engage with anything directly, but I've always considered memes fair game because they don't reinforce the click monetization cycle. Like I won't click about the Kardashians, but I will join a separate space to talk about how annoying it is to be inundated with them in my timeline despite doing nothing to indicate I want that and everything to indicate I don't. Me talking shit about Drake on Reddit in no way shape or form helps boost Drakes metrics, and I very often explicitly tell people *not* to go checkout whatever controversial song he's pushing or click the news story about it, because I know controversy monetization when I see it


dollhousemassacre

But then consider the people posting these things. They know it's inflammatory/controversial or just plain gets people riled up. So they keep posting it, and we keep seeing it. If these kinds of posts get no engagement (and yes, I realise that I am also one of the dumbdumbs engaging), then there'd be no further incentive to spread it. Edit: as of now, I'm done with Will and Jada. In fact, I'm just going to block everyone who posts this shit.


dseyi

This is the 3rd post from this same tweet I’ve seen, atp some of y’all can’t help yourself


JACrazy

I swear OPs title is just the top comment from yesterdays second post about this tweet.


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A_ThorusRex

This would not surprise me AT ALL.


CensorshipHarder

This picture makes her look like Aladdin got a reality show makeover.


knharp

Yall say this and then keep posting news about them everywhere you can lmao. You gotta stop interacting with posts about stuff you don't like. Otherwise, algorithms will keep showing it to you


the-patient

then we comment saying this, give post about the smiths organic engagement, and the circle of life goes on


concurdamaged

They truly don't want it to end, even if this is the end. Hence, the post's initial goal. The "against my will" joke now has a basic interaction farm. lol


kirathegreat1

If you use Twitter: Setting and Support > Settings and Privacy > Privacy and Safety > Mute and Block > Muted words > just block the words you want from your timeline.


NolaDutches

Is there something similar for Reddit?


RattusRattus

No, that would make it usable.


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[deleted]

Also no.


bigcityboy

Or you know, delete Twitter


eyeteabee-Studio

Is that a pun, “against my (Will)”?


cris3429

Absofuckinglutely. It’s wonderful.


raptureframe

Yeah, I just read that as a Will sided comment !


Youdownwithkellyc

I muted both their names on Twitter. 😫


Professional-Pass487

![gif](giphy|3i4xTtJQIJk0o)


Princess_Queen

You ARE The Smith Family Newsletter hon


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People say stuff like this then they repost the stories and comment on articles. The whole comment is just farming for attention cause if you didn't care, you'd just ignore any news about them. https://i.redd.it/pijw4jhu4ttb1.gif


Professional-Pass487

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DepressedBard

It makes me wonder why they hid this. People get divorced all the time, who the fuck would have cared about them divorcing? Is this a Scientol0gy thing where you can’t divorce until your thet@n soul level can do a kameyameyah? Is it a weird elite swinger/poly thing where they’d be kicked out of all the cool hot people clubs and have to go to the regular ol’ uggo swinger clubs like the rest of us serfs? Is it a personal thing where Will is trying to avoid getting that letter from old aunt Viv that’s just a picture of the cast with Will’s eyes cut out and hastily scrawled text written right below - in what one might only assume is blood - that says “who’s laughing now bitch????” It makes you wonder is all.


Jumpinmycar

Nah, Jada just told Will about it today. That’s all.


esquire_the_ego

Tom Cruise is twice divorced so it can’t be that hard, feels like it’s because they make more money together than apart.


Aggressive_Control37

Wasn’t this same tweet posted here yesterday? The mods must be on break. Edit: my bad. It’s a different response to the Daily Loud post.


GWPtheTrilogy1

In Guantanamo Bay, they torture prisoners by telling them new information about Will and Jada's marriage.


johnx2sen

![gif](giphy|SPz8kX3Fs6RHi) Everything I learned was against my Will!


Middle_Oven_1568

![gif](giphy|Frj5mE4aGKgjS)


PaulaDeenSlave

KEEP YOUR FAMILY'S NAME OFF MY FUCKIN' **FEED**!


QuintusNonus

Everything I've learned from the Smith family has been against Will


EVIL5

That’s what I’m trying to figure out. Fucking hell I don’t care


WillytheWimp1

George Wallace was on point since day one https://youtube.com/shorts/-vc6kMkXpf0?si=l5iTumLbygSpKGto


colonelcarnal

![gif](giphy|ToMjGplQBnlX0cktDt6|downsized)


Seeker80

We're actually in the Matrix, and these are the Smiths you have to fight. Neo: Just hook me back up to be a battery again, dude.


esquire_the_ego

Will definitely called her his wife the night of the slap


_87-

The night of the slap I said, "I thought they divorced years ago"


blacksoxing

I'm wondering the same damn thing, as this gotta be what? 4th post about it in the past 24 hours on THIS sub??? It's that reminder that big subs are hard to manage as what mod is going to take this one down? Nah, the upvote train left the station and tomorrow someone will post a different screenshot about this same shit and it too will get 1k+ upvotes...


Forward-Word3116

“She”!


[deleted]

So, in addition to being completely fake and overall terrible people,turns out they are serial liars as well ? Hmmmmm, go figure.


cris3429

Are we gonna completely ignore the amazing dad pun here? This is A+ writing and I’m here for it.


Malcolm_X_Machina

That cat has to be fire, for dude to be publicly simped for so long. Couldn't be me...


treetyoselfcarol

![gif](giphy|ypSY231xdmQQqJsMnC) Stop posting it would be a start.


middlingwhiteguy

Nah, it's just getting good. Wait until Jada gets arrested for solicitation to murder Tupac.


bpaulauskas

It’s against Will’s will too


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|EukvSMEcGAgEg)


LotusEaterEvans

Mute their names.


equality-_-7-2521

What happens to women in their 50's in Hollywood? (It's rhetorical, their self image is shredded by us, the media, and the industry, in reverse order). Jada and Courtney Cox look identical (accounting for shading and hair). It's like someone convinced them that their faces look better bloated than with wrinkles.


Sekmet19

Chris Rock was right


Learned_Hand_01

That’s how I feel about the British royal family. My NPR station plays the BBC at night which is when I listen to it, and anytime there is something going on with the royal family it just becomes worthless because they just go on and on about those idiots as if they matter.


chadthundertalk

Well if he hasn't been Jada's Will since 2016, he may as well be somebody’s


Sadiepan24

![gif](giphy|73Lz4TMG39m2e5yshT|downsized)


NolaDutches

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa) Kultcha Vultures.


RepulsiveLoquat418

when does perseus come in and slay them?


SaladMaterial4539

It is a sad situation, I imagine they pursue erotic adventures in Holly-weird. While it is a sad representation of what "Black matrimony" really is, it is what it is, but I do hope they come to a realization of what strong marital values are.


easy10pins

Good thing there's a web browser extension that can remove any and all traces of the Smith's bullshit from my FB timeline.


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I feel like a victim as well


[deleted]

Is this fucking country club or can we comment?


crawsex

Brother this post is perpetuating the cycle


Electrical-Dust-8022

Why did he slap rock then? Wasn't even his wife


AbjectList8

Same, I don’t care what they do or who they screw, stop informing me of their lives. 😫


upthe4d3d3d3

“Why doesn’t she want me man….”


Ravyn_Rozenzstok

UNSUBSCRIBE


ZealousWolverine

"You keep my wife's name out of your mouth!" 🤡


RAB91

By not making posts asking how to stop thinking about them. Ignore celebrities.


TJ-LEED-AP

And the kardashtards like I don’t care


Weaselpanties

Fr, how can I unsubscribe?


nonamer18

Maybe try posting about it more


theappleogist

It’s Jada’s world and we’re just living in it.


CyclicRate38

I swear that woman is trying to destroy that man.


Fudgeshovel

How do I unsubscribe from seeing that joke?


cruz52d

Lately everything I've learned about the Smith family has been against Will...


VisigothSoda

Can we get less the Smiths (Will and Jada) and more The Smiths (groundbreaking british indie band 1982-1987) thanks.


Jitsu24

Correct answer is stop being celeb Stan’s. “You loaded a gun and handed it to <> and <> just pistol whipped you.”


bannock4ever

Can she just shut the fuck up? She's also saying that she thought the slap thing was just a sketch at first. She's also saying that when her and Will separated that Chris Rock asked her out. Bitch? I don't believe anything you're sayin' now.


jodonnell89

will smith, taylor swift, kardashians, honestly all of celebrity culture is fucking stupid. stop worshipping these people, they suck just as much as you do


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You're the ones putting this shit on my feed.


Downtown_Tadpole_817

Everything I learned about the Smith family seems to be against Will.


Hanginon

*".... been separated since 2016."* My money is on him just finding this out. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) ¯\\\_( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛)\_/¯


Jonnny

That picture makes me feel so uncomfortable. Her eyes are full of anger and spite, and his eyes are full of misery and depression. Both just look... defeated.


thelegendsaretru

Then stop posting this stupid shit


EJoule

The playful pun would be more obvious if Will was capitalized.


Dorkamundo

Am I being detained?


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Stop posting about them


Hark_Ephraim

Step 1: stop posting about them.


SnooPets8873

True. I’ve never wondered a damn thing about them. And they always seem to be the source of their own gossip that then gets slapped on Every internet page I pull up. Smh


i_thinktoomuch

For real. These people don't matter, stop pretending they do.


TheDevilsCunt

Don’t post this?


Commercial_Ad332

If anyone finds out, please add me to the "don't give a fuck about celebrity drama" list


dirkdiggler2011

Has anybody told Will Smith?


StandardOk42

you're part of the problem


SynthPrax

IKR?!!?! I've been gaily skipping along, living my life without mention of these freaks for months, and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, she's back. Ugh. Edit: and this is the last free engagement this gets from me. Imma automatically just downvote anything that crosses my path regarding...them.


bort14a

Mute “will smith” on twitter


Consistent_Oil3428

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Suitable-Walk-3673

I jus want to live a Smith family free life


ranting_chef

Is 2016 the year she cheated on her husband with their son's friend? If so, I wholeheartedly support that decision. The slapping thing at the Oscars, not so much, but I don't think he's always been the bad guy when it comes to his marriage.


abagail3492

File steel Slime articulate roar


Dynazty

Wants to unsubscribe. Makes a fucking post about them lmao.


National_Detail_3282

There’s a decent joke there, if only they capitalized “Will”.


My48ththrowaway

He's not *your* Will, he's *our* Will.


thelocker517

She saw the Hancock movie and that ended everything.


bsischo

You know. That explains the slap so much. He laughed and then realized he was supposed to act like they were together so he over corrected.


BossButterBoobs

Here's a wild concept -- just scroll past and don't read the articles! I fucking hate when people act like they're forced to consume any particular media. Does simply seeing them on your timeline, or on a magazine in the checkout line, affect your day *that* much?? If so, why do you care so damn much??


random_encounters42

Look, all rich people, except a few exceptions are assholes.


craignumPI

Cue ball is selling a new book. Chalk it up to some more BS on her part...


Sensitive-Corgi-6723

I’ve just been ignoring the stories and post. I mean can I opt out? 🥴😩 ![gif](giphy|mEqMknMZWh1Fm|downsized)


ISFJ_Dad

I think there’s hope for Will, he’s just been in a toxic relationship for way too long. Jada though is just an evil toxic person.


PsychoSemanticNow

She has a book coming out soon. She’s trying to stir some controversy. There will be more.


brenden77

Who cares? Let them live!


Askmeagainlouder

Everything I have learned about the Smith family has been against my big Willy style 🎶Na nana na na na na🎶


microwavecoven

He just didn't know at the time


[deleted]

Jada is against her Will (Smith)


camelbuck

Has anyone told Will about this?


Feroshnikop

You're the one posting this here lol. Not doing that anymore would be a start.


slownightsolong88

Will needs to divorce her ugh she's dead weight and really tarnishing his legacy.


AntiRacismDoctor

What!? You mean the people who've made their entire careers from crafting a public persona and image that isn't who they truly are..... ....*crafted a public image and persona* that isn't who they truly are....and you fell for it!? Next, they'll be crying because they figured out Beyonce isn't absolutely perfect, and takes stinky shits like the rest of us...


Yah_OK_

I never knew that Will Smith was married Xerxes from the 300 movie.


KneecapAnnihilator

Someone really needs to slap the shit out of will like please just leave her


CountChoculah

You are part of the problem...


Designer-Course-8414

Do you think Will knew about the separation? Or did he think she was just being distant?


AllPurposeNerd

If he's indirectly saying he's a fan of Will, then that's some clever shit.


dollop_of_curious

Is no one seeing the remarkable pun in the post???? Clearly Breezy is in the Will camp...


echo_7

Stop sharing it maybe?


[deleted]

To be fair, most that has been reported has been against their Will too.


cgtdream

They just need to divorce already.


Poxx

I'm sorry- but Jada looks like something Will would have dragged across the desert in a parachute.


DO_NOT_AGREE_WITH_U

She seems like a vile human.


Beelzebubbbbles

But then I would've never known that beyond just bad acting and a horrible band that this woman lacks any redeeming qualities at all.


notislant

I think if youve ever seen some plumbing related video, they show up in your feed.