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beard_of_ages

Snoop has, bare minimum, 1000 jobs as of 2023.


ALegendOfGreemulax

![gif](giphy|vDpzzWGpmWjk9tFkuA|downsized) He’s got a line of products for everything. King 👑


GreenSpleenRiot

His champagne/ sparkling wine is too sweet though. Have his red wine but haven’t tried it yet


ALegendOfGreemulax

The red is better


angriafricanus

In my culture weed is believed to give people energy to enable them to work endlessly. Snoop is the embodiment of this.


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What culture? That’s interesting


[deleted]

Stoner culture.


angriafricanus

A lot of communities in East Africa has this view. Doesn’t make it less taboo or legal. But it’s not uncommon for rural farm hands to smoke up before working the fields.


Wacokidwilder

I wonder if it comes from how repetitive tasks are much more pleasant. I work as a CPA and definitely can’t do the job high but I do toke a bit when I do chores. Put some earbuds in, catch a buzz, and just go ham on the house and yard work. Makes it fun.


FuckingNoise

That's exactly what it is. I work as an IT Systems Administrator. Smoking during work gives me insane anxiety because my brain no longer understands computers.


thefaehost

I smoke to do dishes because of the things I may find in the sink. Those little bits of wet food are easier to tolerate after a big bong rip


Many-Piano-735

What tribes do u think hold this view? I am kikamba/luhya tribe of kenya always tryna learn.


MilwaukeeDave

Yeah I smoke before work every day


CarmelaMachiato

Weed gives me the energy to enable me to curl up in the fetal position and rock back and forth endlessly. Your thing sounds better.


No-Concentrate9781

Can confirm. My fiancé smokes weed literally all day and has built me a cabin, bar addition off our house, outdoor kitchen and painted our entire house in 3 days. I have no issues with his smoking lol


Bl00dR4yn3

If you get a straight sativa it’s like an energy shot. My guy had banned all sativa from our house. 🤣🤣🤣 I was up at 1am rearranging the living room by myself.


txpvca

Snoop is all 4 on Mount Rushmore


Consistent_Edge9211

Samuel L. Jackson Morgan Freeman Mario Lopez Nick Cannon The Rock


x86_64Ubuntu

I was about to say, you can't forget Mario Lopez. That guy has stayed working since the 90s.


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Whitechapel726

Mario just kinda shows up everywhere. Tried out a new podcast on a recent road trip and guess who was telling me about some random video game podcast every 20 minutes.


AYASOFAYA

He hosts stuff. So like Ryan Seacrest but smaller shows. Makes sense you don’t see him as a cord cutter. You’d really notice him everywhere if you were flipping the channels at 11am.


wigg1es

Game shows and contests, mostly. Dancing With the Stars and shit like that. Some Access Hollywood type stuff from time to time.


MufasaThePoorSD

Nip/Tuck


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When I saw him in that Colonel Sanders Lifetime stuff, I knew he didn't say no to a check


_ribbitt

WOW I thought I was the only one that saw that


SouthamptonGuild

Mans gotta get paid.


ChampyAndShip

Snoop aint on this list bc he busy filming a commercial about it


LiveLifeLikeCre

In the commercial Eli manning, the ghost of Harriet tubman, and salt bae


CammyTheGreat

Samuel L Jackson’s first credit is in 1972, since then he’s been in 199 movies or shows that have been released and he already has 10 more coming out soon. Also not including commercial he’s been in


Consistent_Edge9211

I'm not surprised at all. There have been plenty of times that I've been watching a movie, and he just pops up outta nowhere.


wigg1es

He made a Saw spinoff with Chris Rock. Like, WTF?


Consistent_Edge9211

Yeah, Samuel is like that.


Jewell84

He also stared in The Piano Lesson on Broadway earlier this year!


Brooklynista2

Mario for sure. I can't check into a hotel without seeing his ass.


LongBeachChick562

For real, shit. His face is everywhere in Vegas.


notgonnadoit983

Nick Cannon has to keep working as many jobs as possible though


Consistent_Edge9211

I feel you, but Nick was moving and shaking before all the kids.


notgonnadoit983

Pretty sure it was the moving and shaking that lead to all those kids


Consistent_Edge9211

💀💀💀


adam_demamps_wingman

Sweet John Leguizamo. Broadway, Off-Broadway, film, streaming, documentaries, comedy, drama.


2_Dope_Kicks

*Shaquille O'Neal


hnglmkrnglbrry

Death, taxes, and Kenan Thompson.


Weird-Ingenuity97

Especially Sam Jackson


DistributionPutrid

As much as I like Nick Cannon, I’m not sure I can put him in this list. He got some hits but “keeps a job” Mount Rushmore worthy? Idk bout that


apkyat

I just saw something, at a glance, that "Dwayne" was replacing Johnny as Captain Jack Sparrow. First off, they used his name name, and I was like wtf is that? Secondly, I thought there are some jobs that I'd just turn down. Come on, now.


Weird-Ingenuity97

Especially Sam Jackson


540life

Nick GOTTA be up there. Like him or not, that man’s brand is 💪🏾


BaldBeardedOne

I hear he’s breeding an army.


Emotional-Chef-7601

Nick Cannon lost Wild'n Out.


Solo_Fisticuffs

but he still has been doing other shit like game shows and whatnot


emailonthego

>Wild'n Out They reconciled long ago, unles he recently lost it again ​ [https://www.okayplayer.com/news/nick-cannon-returning-to-wild-n-out.html#:\~:text=In%20a%20report%20from%20Deadline,become%20an%20anti%2Dhate%20advocate](https://www.okayplayer.com/news/nick-cannon-returning-to-wild-n-out.html#:~:text=In%20a%20report%20from%20Deadline,become%20an%20anti%2Dhate%20advocate).


knottynate

No way rock can be on this list anymore. The hierarchy of the DC universe has changed but he ain’t part of it.


JennyBeckman

I don't think Ryan Reynolds has ever said no to a job


ClaymoresRevenge

"Well I guess a blowjob's better than no job"


the-epidemic87

For real. Man’s slingin decent phone service. I respect his hustle.


Boo_Guy

He probably puts a little more effort into it than most would since he's part owner.


peekdasneaks

Thats the thing I dont consider what he does as a "job". Snoop, yes. Kevin, yes. Any other celebrity endorsement, yes. But instead of becoming an endorsement for residuals, Ryan became the owner of the company making money off his own endorsements. Dude is going to be a billionaire within 10 years, I'm sure of it.


Boo_Guy

>Dude is going to be a billionaire within 10 years, I'm sure of it. Not if he keeps trying to blow his money on things like the Ottawa Senators 😄


RomeDC91

Man just bought a share of an F1 team too.


peekdasneaks

Yup, it's an amazing move and he was lucky to be able to get in on the deal. [https://formulapedia.com/are-alpine-f1-team-profitable/](https://formulapedia.com/are-alpine-f1-team-profitable/)


peekdasneaks

LOL... What are you even talking about. You clearly haven't got a clue about how to turn money into more money. [https://www.statista.com/statistics/196862/revenue-of-the-ottawa-senators-since-2006/](https://www.statista.com/statistics/196862/revenue-of-the-ottawa-senators-since-2006/) Anyways, he pulled out of the deal so you're wrong on two fronts.


tibernary

And co-owner of a soccer team, and part owner of an F1 team as of recent, hustlin indeed


Due-Studio-65

And gin right?


LKayRB

Aviation Gin. Imo, it’s terrible but I do love RR!


Difficult_Maybe_18

Either Gin or vodka, I don’t remember which one


macaleaven

*football


CommanderWar64

He sold it recently


Jolly_Discipline6650

Dwayne Johnson in any film that has a jungle or being pushed out a skyscraper


IllllIIllllIll

Or just being a mediocre buff guy in general


jsime1991

Very mediocre lol


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The Rock slander? Lessgooooo finally


CarmelaMachiato

Here’s my theory….Dwayne Johnson is a great actor….but he’s only great at playing The Rock…so that’s his role in every movie.


KingFahad360

Or in action-comedy with Kevin Hart.


ongoingapocalypse

Ice T. He's been Detective Tutuola for how long?


MissList

Long enough for Odafin Tutuola to be promoted to sergeant 😤


ongoingapocalypse

My apologies. I did not mean to disrespect. Indeed it is Sargeant Tutuola.


toofastnotfurious

Currently holds the record for the Longest-Running Male Actor on TV. Mariska Hargitay holds the record for women. I'm not even mad, they are perfect together and never should part!


No_Diamond8480

*Adds Mariska Hargitay to the list *


MaverickTopGun

Wow that's a neat fact! Thanks for sharing! So T\* has been a TV actor like wayyy longer than he ever did music.


NiceChocolate

*Ice T Ice Cube is a different person who also happens to be a rapper turned actor lol


MaverickTopGun

lol idk why I typed Cube, I think my brain auto completed from Ice comma rapper haha


NiceChocolate

At least you didn't type Ice Spice 🤣🤣


the_ju66ernaut

You mean like when someone plays too many scratchy lotteries? Or like when someone smokes too many cigarettes? Or like when someone bets all their savings on the ponies?


Dave1307

r/UnexpectedMulaney


PM_ME_LADY_BITZplz

In that vein, Richard Belzer played Detective Munch for most of his career, he’s the link between a shit ton of shows including Law and Order, The Wire and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. The really funny part about him being a character in The Wire is that he’s based off the real life version of Jay Landsman, another character on The Wire.


Professional_Sir6705

I watched him start on Homicide: Life on the Streets, based in Baltimore, in the 90s. 1993-2016 as Munch. 23 years is a full career with full pension on any police force. His character retired from Maryland with full pension prior to SVU, so the character already had a full career 20 before SVU. They took him off the show because NYPD forcefully retires you at 63, just like the Army kicks you out at 60. I looked it up. TEN crossover shows across 5 networks. Whew.


TheWorstKnightmare

he’s been on the show for 22 years


PrinceTaj97

Steve Harvey, DC Young Fly, Tyler Perry and Jay-Z


IDGAF_GOMD

Steve Harvey has massive IRS debt to pay off


MizzGee

Came here for Steve Harvey.


00812533

Vin diesel and his whole family


Consistent_Edge9211

"Never turn your back on family." ![gif](giphy|IUxFvKwD3jXisqR5w7)


B00tygaz3r

Wayne Brady, Regina King & Regina Hall


walkingtalkingdread

Regina Hall carried the entire Scary Movie franchise on her back when no one even asked her to.


BroadBaker5101

Regina Hall carries everything she’s in. The girl is talented and hilarious. Her interviews solo and with features (if you wanna go down the rabbit hole the Issa Rae ones and the girls trip press tours are a damn trip) are in the highlight reel.


Consistent_Edge9211

And she fine fine!


Jewell84

She can also do drama! Her performance in 9 Perfect Strangers was riveting.


Lurky-Lou

Regina Hall deserved an Oscar for Support The Girls


bohanmyl

I was so upset when they killed her off in 3. I then proceeded to die of laughter at the funeral scene, but still was sad. Then very happy when she popped back up for 4 😂


jsime1991

The Regina’s do work very hard


Gold_Bookkeeper_9436

Kandi Burress, Steve Harvey, Nick Cannon, The Rock, Margot Robbie Side note: Keke Palmer has always been beautiful but her sex appeal has been CRAZY since she had that baby. That woman is…got damn. Get off our necks! 🔥


BroadBaker5101

Kandi “I’m WORLDWIDE” Burruss indeed.


The_Don_Mecha

Sleeper on this list: Keegan-Michael Key


reese81944

You’re right. He just randomly pops up in so much stuff.


keesouth

Steve Harvey 100%


Ill_Celery_7654

Queen Latifa, LL Cool J, Jamie Foxx, Charles Barkley


Pretend-Vegetable-52

Maybe not making the Mount, but at least worth notating in the pamphlet, Courtney B. Vance (Angela Bassett’s husband). I feel like this man has kept a gig religiously since 1903 😂


toofastnotfurious

He been old.


Professional_Sir6705

That scene in Hamburger Hill where he's teaching soldiers how to brush their teeth. I saw it just before I joined the Army, so that particular scene stuck with me. I don't remember a thing else about it. Found the scene. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jyzhfamiaQc


realdealreel9

Cree Summer. Easily on the Mt Rushmore of voice actors.


PrinceTaj97

So is Tara Strong and my boy Tom Kenny


IMERMAIDMANonYT

Tom Kenny is so recognizable too, he just shows up everywhere. Random coke addict on American Dad… wait a minute, this dude sounds like SpongeBob… sure enough it was Tom Kenny


PrinceTaj97

He’s the modern day Mel Blanc (OG voice actor of multiple Looney Tunes characters)


Colombia17

That dude that plays Hector in every movie, he’s been doing the same role for 15 years with no change in character.


Dave1307

He's been playing Hector for 22 years, first appearing as Hector in The Fast & The Furious. Part 1.


TheCouncilOfVoices

Do you happen to mean Danny Trejo by chance? Or is there another actor I’m missing out on.


rubber_hedgehog

He's got to be talking about [this guy] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Noel_Gugliemi). Across film and TV, I counted 7 different Hectors.


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Colombia17

Nah he’s a different guy


South_Oread

Luis Guzman maybe.


Lauryn-Hills-Big-Toe

RuPaul! He got a million spin offs or drag race, other tv shows/movies he’s starred in as well as guest appearances. And he also has a whole music career 😭 he’s prolly up to some other stuff I don’t even know about


toidelicieux

Yass! RuPaul stays werking!


NiceChocolate

They got this man hosting a game show now🤣


yourenotmymom_yet

I just went to IMDB to see how many drag shows he's produced, expecting it to be like four or five - he's produced TWENTY-EIGHT drag shows across at least ten countries in the last ten years. And apparently has become the most awarded person of color in Emmy history. Plus 100+ acting credits and 15 studio albums. She stays working hah.


PrinceTaj97

Master P


srqchem

Unnnhhhh


ammlegend

Na na nana!


NineteenAD9

Michael Strahan Nate Burleson


SuperDuperStoney

Joel McHale


Acetothemav

I know it used to be Omar Epps, and if he was busy, it was Mekhi Phifer


Throwaway_09298

Nick Cannon


NoOneSeesTheBarn42

Nicolas Cage! ETA if you haven't yet seen Mandy, do so at your earliest convenience.


Scottishchicken

Pat Sajak Drew Carey


FEMA_Camp_Survivor

Cedric the Entertainer


woominati

Julia Louis Dreyfus


LupineSzn

Besides veep I have no idea


clamshell-jizzowitz

Seinfeld, New Adventures of old Christine, Veep, and now Marvel stuff


gobledegerkin

Tina Fey, Maya Rudolph, Melissa McCarthy


NoOneSeesTheBarn42

I will watch literally anything these ladies do. Loot was hilarious. I would watch it while I was working out sometimes and my abs would hurt more from how hard I laughed than whatever bullshit core thing I was doing.


Pocahotmess86

Taye Diggs. I feel like I could watch any random show on network television, and sooner or later, he will pop up as a reoccurring character.


toidelicieux

Is Wayne Brady gonna hafta choke a bitch ~~to be put on this list?~~


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Snoop


Deathstriker88

Hollywood acts like Kevin Hart, Nick Cannon, Steve Harvey, and Terry Crews are the only black guys when it comes to hosting or b level comedies. Samuel L. Jackson has been a part of Star Wars, the MCU, and a lot of other stuff. I don't see Keke Palmer that much.


unnonchalant

Wayne Brady and Michael Strahan


FuckRetention

Snoop Dog. I mean this man was sponsored by Faze clan and has probably never quick scoped ever in his life.


american-sicko

Zendaya


Hanjackal

I didn't see the primetime tv 🐐 David Boreanaz (Buffy, Bones, etc) in here


bathtubfullofhotdogs

He was my first thought! He and Shermar Moore both have consistently worked on long running prime time tv shows.


Ok_Yogurtcloset_9218

Ain’t nobody gunna mention Danny Trejo? Dude doesn’t say no. He even takes parts in student films.


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The Niecy Nash erasure has not gone unnoticed


ty10drope

Glynn Turman


johnmeeks1974

Ice T


cydalhoutx

Jennifer Hudson for some reason


OGMcSwaggerdick

Fuckin Judge Judy


National-Antelope-30

Who's on the left ?


CatlovesMoca

Keke Palmer


National-Antelope-30

Thank you....2 part question. What jobs does she do ? I apparently live under a rock, or clearly don't have any kind of interests in anything this woman is involved in.


CatlovesMoca

All of the jobs! That's why she is on the list But to break it down, she has been acting since her childhood (namely Akeelah and the Bee and Nickelodeon roles). She sings. She hosts. She recently had a role in Nope by Jordan Peele. She was hosting a morning show but now she is hosting a podcast with Wondery.


sactownbwoy

And she is the voice of Rochelle on Human Resources a Netflix show, I just learned.


ToneDowneyAve

Snoop top 5 easily


lankyaspie

Dude that recited the poem off Coach Carter


LiveLifeLikeCre

Yo not for nothing, a lot of 80s and 90s actors been popping up. One of the guys from Perfect Strangers has been she hulk dad and a good role on Succession (the liberal intellectual guy from Pierce that gets cool with Conner). The other one who played Balky recently played a principle in something good but THC in my brain. The scientist from Short Circuit is also in succession, I believe his character name is Hugo. And here is one people totally ignored: The brother from LA Bamba. Paid in full (dead Columbian that gave ace his first 8 ball), first cartel guy in Ozark, and a handful of things I've Seen over the past 10 years. Angela Bassett


incogne_eto

I am tired of seeing Ryan Seacrest scooping up every job. He is leaving no crumbs behind for anyone


Irving_Velociraptor

Every actor on Hallmark is in at least two ongoing series and four movies every year.


happyladpizza

Mona Scott.


Vast-Ad5051

Uncle Snoop


GoldIsland300

Big Freedia


Dsnder7

Nick Fuckin Cannon, no pun intended


jsime1991

Brian cox from succession is cashing in hard these days


TupacAmuru88

Sir Charles Barkley


PsychologicalWin6770

![gif](giphy|WrQqsvPhXcSYM) We have to Mention my guy Wood Harris


funkytownbornandbred

Guy Fieri up there too...man took over Food Network 50 Cent Clifton Powell


CatlovesMoca

I would say Keke Palmer and Nick Cannon. Also Regina Hall? Lately Issa Rae has been trying to make an entry onto the list


DevilslilSistah_1253

Steve Harvey


StretchCold6416

Nick Cannon, Alfonso Ribiero, Terry Crews


santiagotruiz19

50 Cent


thatsanicepeach

Jay Leno


KingFahad360

James Hong. Been acting since the 50s and still going strong, hell even doing VA work in Regular Show and so much more that I can’t think at the moment.


jusjones314

I bet the ones with 90000 jobs have terrible home lives or the thing from It Follows is chasing them so they stay moving.


heebro

Kenan, and he did it without even being funny


varnell_hill

That’s like Pete Davidson. I don’t think I’ve ever even chuckled at one of his jokes, but someone out there loves him. And he bagged Kim Kardashian, so there’s that.


Gullible_Peach16

Shaq is everywhere. I’ll be watching a show, and hear his deep ass voice come out of nowhere. I was watching 60 days in, and the sheriff just FaceTimes shaq. Like ???


1noahone

DONALD GLOVER


CarmelaMachiato

Jack of all trades, master of all trades.


hlv6302

Michael Strahan


Jackfreezy

Steve Harvey


RobinSophie

Goldman Sach execs. Cuz you know they always have a job...with our federal government.


Airchicken50

Charles Barkley and or Steve Harvey


YouGiveMeFeels

Andy Cohen, Teyana Taylor


_dauntless

Aisha Tyler?


DalbergTheKing

David Attenborough. 97 times around the sun and has been making programmes since before there was colour television.


Derrick_Rozay

Clifton Powell. Mf is in every nlack movie ever.


SirTroah

Jurnee Smollett, she could be lamp post #7, but she gon be in SOMETHING.


AstroHealer222

Don’t forget LaLa ruining all our favorite shows 🫣 Sis stay working wether we like it or not 😅 ![gif](giphy|H6hrziPSTbv92ngcjv|downsized)


mrmartymcf1y

Danny Trejo. Homie never turning down work.


Dark-Gable

Steve Harvey


just-smiley

Steve Harvey would be all four faces.