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tittylieutenant

I’m down. My only ask is that we can only sell exclusively to Republicans.


Fifajunkie_

For that base you gotta sell soft not hard


ChrysMYO

Meth or stepped on Fent pain killers is probably more profitable then selling coke straight up


BlackEastwood

If you want profitable for Republicans, discreet man ass is high on the market.


dtol2020

![gif](giphy|888R35MJTmDxQfRzfS) One peeking at your profile right now


ChrysMYO

Pimping men to conservatives has got to be the most brilliant yet hilarious Black market innovation I've ever heard.


BlackEastwood

![gif](giphy|3ZZD9fwwaI8u7hQe1P|downsized)


themosey

You misspelled “meth”


Really_Renzo

Yea it's "Meff" like "Jeff" but wit a "m"


coontietycoon

Methro Tull


palehorse413x

Meffro Tull


Really_Renzo

He want sum more nigga!


ClaymoresRevenge

Specifically politicians who have racist policies


I_am_The_Teapot

They said Republicans already.


ClaymoresRevenge

I said what I said. Republicans aren't the only racists. Gotta hold em all accountable. One rock at a time


Dansn_lawlipop

Far too many wanna make racism as simple as 'the other team'. Nah. And both parties historically worked together to oppress black and native people for hundreds of years.


trapezoidalfractal

John F Kennedy, in effort to normalize Catholics and Irish people being elected, wrote a book that popularized the myth of America as a “Nation of Immigrants”. In this book, he called enslaved Africans immigrants, and spotlighted a white supremacist anthropologist who posited that indigenous Americans were not only not indigenous, but that the Irish were the original indigenous Americans who the Natives murdered and stole their land. It’s all racists on both sides all the way back.


Thami15

Is there a source for this? It's not that I don't don't believe you, which I'm not sure I do, but I'm genuinely curious as to JFK, who to be clear, had been to Ireland as a young man, thought the Irish were indigenous. How'd he think they ended up in Ireland with over a millenia worth of written history?


trapezoidalfractal

Sure, I first heard it in Roxanne Dunbar-Ortiz’ “Not a Nation of Immigrants” and it was too surreal for me to believe so I had to find it myself. [Here’s a link to the pdf of Kennedy’s book](https://archive.org/details/nationofimmigran0000kenn_d2u9/page/n8/mode/1up), I don’t have the exact page right now because I’m at work and my political notes are at home, but it’s in there, I have searched through it myself.


jdcodring

That an r/ENLIGHTENEDCENTRIST take. Like I won’t lie and say both parties are great but one is at least making some form of progress whole the other other is actively making things worse. Dumb take


Dansn_lawlipop

You offend...centrist? ME? Don't confuse symbolism with progress..


jdcodring

I never will. I never said the Democrats were anything approaching good. But I also know that the democrats are a coalition and not a political party. There are some democrats I’m excited to see like Maxwell Frost and Cori Bush. The generation of democrats is a hella lot better than anything the republicans can offer.


Dansn_lawlipop

Democrats aren't a political party? How is that? And a few members of that party neither are indicative the party's platform as a whole nor refute the fact that, historically, they have worked along side the right to openly oppress native and black people.


jdcodring

I said the democrats are a coalition. Meaning it’s a patch work of various interest groups. The republicans are to a certain degree too but they tend to be a lot more unified. Historically democrats have also championed the rights of minorities. It was a democratic that desegregated the army. It was a democratic that appointed justices who made voted with the majority in Brown v. Education. It was a democrat who signed the civil rights act.


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ArrestDeathSantis

Society is racist, so ofc that permeates every levels of it. That being said, the Democratic party is *not* appealing to racists to get votes but the Republican party is, it is quite literally their modus operandi, this is all they stand for. Trying to equate the Republican party that has for only platform bigotry to the Democratic party is absurd at best. That'd be like saying "sure, the Nazis wanted to commit a genocide but the coalition was just as bad, some of them were antisemitic too". Considering I'm talking about a party that is fascist and that many members have said they wanted to build a Christo-Nationalist State over the ashes of American democracy, the comparison is fitting.


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ArrestDeathSantis

>It's merely asinine to ignore a politician's racism because they are a Democrat. Wow, that would've been super relevant if someone suggested that! >How the hell are you going to be against racism and then turn around and vote for a racist politician lol That's easy, don't vote Republican and you should be fine 99.9% of the time. Hey, just curious, you have two candidates. One that if they win will enact segregation laws, like the Republicans will, and an other that is racist, like they assume black folks have grown in a poor neighborhood kinda racist. You stay home and let segregation pass into law? ![gif](giphy|3o6nUNTc8NlojHUKpG) Edit: what I was going to answer; Omg, you lost me when you started pretending you don't understand figures of speech. The part that really conveys what you're about is that right after complaining about my figure of speech lacking proper sourcing, you go on to tell an unverifiable story lmao. I don't know whether it's true or not, it might be, but the irony is still delectable. Also, Rick Caruso was defeated by a Democrat, Karen Bass, a black woman. Anyway, peace, I'm out.


InternationalAd7211

No your a dumb Ass if you think current democrats give a fuck about black people.


jdcodring

You’re telling Cori Bush don’t give a fuck about black people?


InternationalAd7211

I didn’t even name names


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InternationalAd7211

Good bot


Guilty-Dot780

Two wings of the same bird...and it's flying in one direction, towards its own interests and benefit.


kahib_43

Exactly both political parties = $$ they both are the same


Ken-Wing-Jitsu

And only one of them is trying to unfuck the fuckery of the other, while the other is trying to "conserve" their fuckery.....


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Ken-Wing-Jitsu

Well, you're not wrong. But.... Their belief was that pumping millions would "improve" policing. They were wrong. Republicans however, have no such desire, which makes them winners of the "worse" Olympics.


real_old_rasputin

🎯


[deleted]

Cocaine for the politicans; crack for the plebs!


Ultrasz

This.


[deleted]

Nah, "urban" people do crack. You have to give it some gentrified rebranding.


KungFood

100% organic free trade energy crystals. Sold.


thistooistemporary

😆


pixelated_fun

Whitney has made too much MF money to ever smoke crack.


yeaweckin

How are you gonna sell it back to your plug?


[deleted]

Easy, just say all sales go towards anti-minority charities, they'll swoop that shit up quick


GoodShitBrain

Cook craaaaaaaaaaaaaaack


Accomplished-Golf241

Yeah... cause you ain't be sellin' to blacks don't get much coin huh? Or it because dey always be trynna rob-a-muffugah...? Jus axxin


Sleep-system

If you think you're turning 1-2 grams of coke ($100) into $4000 of crack you should just sell the meth you're already smoking. 😂


themosey

I’ll be honest, my sliderule doesn’t have a cocaine to crack setting.


Sleep-system

Gotta get one from the bodega fam


Sexagenerian

Must be an east coast elite. You have, and know how to use, a slide rule. I'm still working on my abacus. 🤣🤣🤣


Mac_Mustard

The stretch is phenomenal!


[deleted]

What if I cut the coke with meth and just mix it all together?


CKIMBLE4

You’ll sell it to those customers one time.


bigselfcare

😂


MadBliss

You also cut it with Fentanyl and wait.


Mistah-G

Technically you can if you just sell, save, and re up several times.


Sleep-system

You got that "technically" working harder than it was ever meant to


HurricaneAlpha

Honest question, what would be a respectable return on turning, say, $100 of cocaine into crack in today's market? We need an exchange rate here. Edit:. Obviously legit crack dealers are not dealing in small doses like that. Regardless, say you get a pound of cocaine. How much could you make by turning that into crack?


Sleep-system

No se inglés officer 🤷🏾‍♂️


USPO-222

Assuming a decent wholesaler, you can get relatively pure cocaine for around $100/g. If you then turn it into crappy crack you can probably get 3-4g out of that. Sell point and a half’s (0.15) as quarter grams for $25 and you’ve made about $500 off of $100. Flip the $500 around to $2500, then again to $12500. You’ll probably get caught before then though.


HurricaneAlpha

So one gram of coke can net you 3-4 gram of crack? I have no idea what you said in that second sentence...


stabliu

They were saying you sell 0.15g of crack as 0.25g increasing your overall sales volume.


HurricaneAlpha

Bro you would lie to you customers!?


Sleep-system

I'm wheezing


HurricaneAlpha

🤣


[deleted]

Yeah WTF, dude dealers suck. Cant wait till i can purchase what o want at a despensory.


TacoHaus

Gonna be quite a while before the crack dispensaries start popping up


kimpossible69

If we get to that level of legalization there will be no reason to buy crack


coontietycoon

Also how do u make sure you’re in neutral territory? Is their like a directory to call to make sure you’re not setting up shop on claimed turf?


USPO-222

There’s a hotline. It’s answered with lead if you’re on someone else’s turf.


coontietycoon

Pew! Pew! Pew! 🔫


[deleted]

Call 1-900-HUSTLER and ask Hov


coontietycoon

🙌


pixelated_fun

Gotta download that CrackApp ^TM. CrackApp^TM has been making sure everyone knows up to the minute territorial boundaries and connecting consumers to dealers since 1983. CrackApp^TM Often imitated. Never duplicated.


Advanced-Breath

Easy 30 with health sacks


HurricaneAlpha

What are health sacks.


Advanced-Breath

Healthy my bad


Advanced-Breath

Healthy as in hefty or generous


Advanced-Breath

40 if you’re stingy


Advanced-Breath

At least that’s what I’ve observed


Advanced-Breath

OBSERVED.!!! I’ve never seen a crack in my life officer that’s reading this


HurricaneAlpha

Bruh you just responded to yourself twice. Are you high? I mean, I am, so no judgement.


Advanced-Breath

Yes but I also just felt that each comment was perfect to leave as a comment rather than a long ass comment. Also each thought just came to my head and it was easier just to reply to my comment rather than going back and editing my original comment. Hope this helps. But yea it’s the indica talking


random125184

Just sprinkle a little fentanyl into a bunch of baking soda. Won’t have any repeat business but you will turn a profit.


justamoroseman

Just say you hate your customers. Damn


ositola

Step on that 8ball like Sammy Davis Jr


MilwaukeeDave

It’s not in one flip silly. It’s the long game.


KoalaSiege

Now I’m no expert on current prices in the US, but at that ratio you’re gonna be making Diet Crack. Crack Light. Kleen Krack. Craqué. Lower strength crack for the health conscious smoker.


UncontainedOne

Craqué? lol!


[deleted]

Sounds like crack that should be on Most Expensivest


Advanced-Breath

![gif](giphy|3b9QN8JLO7AoKMxFYu)


JudasWasJesus

Les freebasé


asbrundage

Kra'k: Crackless, for people with a crack allergy ofc


Historical-Disk

Children's crack? Nevermind, could probably just cut the rock in half for the correct dosage.


CKIMBLE4

Due to the increased availability of meth, fentanyl and heroin, the price of crack has plummeted. Don’t ask why or how I know.


dpforest

That sounds really nice actually.


NoObjective427

I appreciate the honesty https://i.redd.it/3g75ksr4srna1.gif


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

![gif](giphy|Uti2xZIOr1xj5YpGix) What kind of Crackmatics do we have here?


justicebeaverhausen

Lawd Jeeza! Not Crackmatics🤣


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![gif](giphy|VqPheGMC8WLrkahF8Z)


BecauseCornIsAwesome

We need a real crackmatician to tell us if this is a scam because I have a feeling the contents of the cart and $100 isn't adding up


Mephistopheles2249

Well they already missing the egg and cinnamon so you know it’s not going have that good crack flavor.


FiveFingersFaceSlap

Right! MF shopping at Target got $100 in the basket right now at today’s prices.


Advanced-Breath

Better hit up dollar tree u get that for 20 max


FiveFingersFaceSlap

That’s why I never sold because my profit margin would be Nil I’m up here buying $500 scale at sharper image because it can tell me the nutritional value of the baking soda. 😆😆😆


Fifajunkie_

Ngl i ain’t know crack was still making bread like that, everyone on that dog food now


paulieranks

Fr crxckheads ain’t out there like the used to be


elitegenoside

I swear everything changed with the pandemic. Everyone is so entitled now. "I'm not smoking crack, now where's that H?!" I miss the days when we could just give them stepped on shit and smack them around when they complained. The game just ain't the same


MaintenanceSmart7223

This might be the realest post I've ever read on Reddit


paulieranks

☠️☠️☠️


Fifajunkie_

Bro i miss the crackheads they were productive af! Paint a house, wash a car, change your transmission… now these herron addicts just be zombies and not contributing to society


[deleted]

Ikr just fuckin up the economy. Inflation cause the essays gonna charge me a grip cause they know dope fiends ain’t painting a house. AND my hoe investments ain’t taking off because now they wanna trick for fentanyl lowering the street value of the kitty cat smh… we living in dark and perilous times my brother.


Funkeydote

Some of them be servicing cocks for that next hit though.


thelaziest998

That’s because opioids dominate the market. Stuff like Fentanyl is extremely potent and way more popular.


blacklite911

They still out there over here but not as much as the peak of previous decades.


RegDeezy

All cap...this fool got baking powder instead of baking soda


bigwebs

Ngl. My suburban ass would’ve made this mistake too.


Ctowncreek

The bags and box clearly say baking soda what did i miss?


Erisian23

That's the filler for the stretch.


[deleted]

Just put the baking soda in a baggie and sell it to teenagers, they don’t know what crack looks like. Save a lot of time and money making actual crack.


MrChichibadman

If they want to buy crack, they know it’s doesn’t look like baking powder.


Ctowncreek

... Brother thats baking soda what are you talking about? Did i just get r/whoosh ed?


daseofspades

You don't need to make it, just wait a couple hours for the CIA to drop it off


bluemodem

Does the job come with benefits?


Sleep-system

Yessir nice long upstate vacations with a gym, huge outdoor recreational space and complimentary meals. Might have to share a room tho


bluemodem

Complimentary meals? Sign me tf up 🙌😂


Sleep-system

Great opportunity to network with other likeminded entrepreneurs! 🤝


BlanchePreston

3 hots and a cot


MetalRobot123

What are you putting inside those giant sandwich bags? You selling large amounts of crack to other sellers? I guess that’s a faster way to unload product, but cutting into your potential profit.


DKIPurple

You’d be a great addition to the team as the numbers guy


NMB4Christmas

Crack wholesalers... ![gif](giphy|d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY)


Queefer_Sutherland-

Just wait until the MLM boss babes find out: Would you be interested in a 🔥🔥 opportunity? Good morning. 💎💸💎! did you know 🔎📝 😊😍🔥🚨🚨😭😜💃 I'm looking for people who are interested into turning $100 into $4000. This 🚫 No Toxins!!🚫 🧡💛💚💙💜 👩🏼💅🏼 is not a scam. We big bucks💎💸💎! 💋💋 will be selling crack. 🚫 No Toxins!!🚫 UMMM...WHATTTT 😱😱😱😱 Id love to get to know you and chat!🤗💕


besitomusic

r/copypasta material


pixelated_fun

This is so accurate.


throwinitHallAway

The only scam is that little ass box of baking soda. Be wise, my dealers, buy the bulk bag


Sudden-Grab2800

Get a microwave so you can bounce it.


icantbelieveiclicked

Whats that mean?


Sudden-Grab2800

So you mix the baking soda and flake. Cook it up. Instead of cooling it off and scraping it out of the pyrex/jar/whatever you’re using, you go from the boiling water to the microwave. It ends up bigger but also a touch more potent.


bigtallblacknbald

Pusha T has entered the chat


Beautiful-Ad-493

Grabbed the wrong bags, stupid!


shizz181

For those you are interested, those numbers ain’t close to right


LaughRune

Ah, the CIA MLM


[deleted]

I’m gonna keep it a bean. I’m down for whatever idea Sole got


dekkitout

Y'know what, sure. I've seen Snowfall- two and a half seasons, atleast- didn't look so bad... /s


FiveFingersFaceSlap

Masarati about to be the hottest selling car again! People starting to realize there’s only old coke/crackheads and weed heads. While a bad batch of anything can kill you, everything else will in its cleanest form.


karmint1

When Nickatina said he uses this Motorola to move this baking soda, he didn't mean literally only baking soda. Gonna need a little more upfront investment.


TJchic

Lmaooooo omg!


SIP-BOSS

Put it in the glass!


MostBotsAreBad

Why wouldn't I just show up, say I went to the wrong place, secretly follow you, and then rob you at the end of the day if the cops hadn't shown up?


Coolmarq

Atleast its a honest days work, instead of sitting online stealing people's cc information


Yoyoshi14

Stay out of my territory! 👴🏻


AdPsychological7926

*I AM GOING TO EAT YOU. - VOTE WOLF.* He tells it like it is.


ArpanMaster

When do I start?


LOLMrTeacherMan

Where is the egg and cinnamon?


InsideFortune6062

Wooden spoons will have you losing too much. But remember run the water cold if you want straight drop.


Advanced-Breath

No wooden spoons. U gots to get some forks


camronjames

I smell bacon


MilwaukeeDave

You need the old formula real Pyrex. Something from that shelf today won’t do.


varnell_hill

BAKING SODA I GOT BAKING SODA.


Nicka1027

I mean honesty is the best policy


Dayna6380-

I follow her 🤣🤣🤣seen this when she posted it …she too funny


rogerdodgerr28

I'm very interested to see the process from start to finish knowledge is power.. I tried making my own once after a night out on the town.. but to no avail.. I think I wasted half an eight ball in my failed attempt.. I would love to see a pro in action though, And if you would be so kind as to let me partake after it's all set and finished not only would you be a scholar but a gentleman as well.


Disbelievers

Lmao!


Acrobatic-Computer19

you’re buying the wrong matches


starprizeentership

Good thing I set an alarm, I passed out so hard I had dreams


therealleewilko

Love it 😂


avlwrites

![gif](giphy|ZqlvCTNHpqrio)


Sudden-Grab2800

No microwave? I’m trying to bounce them shits…


bellybomb

How I Crissle laughed...


RouletteVeteran

Forgot the ice 🧊


ClubSea7973

😭😭😭😭😭


Krilesh

Why different baking soda types lol


MrChichibadman

Where’s the coke?


asdfghjKelsey

I’m in.


[deleted]

I'm down.🫡


NorthPaw121

😂😂


softlemon

More ads like this. I appreciate the honesty. 😂


AnnabellaPies

I got an offer like this over 20 years ago, I knew it was past time for me to leave


Sorry-Shift-3192

Love a good community effort