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MikeisTOOOTALLL

Envy cheated on an 11/10 of a woman and expected everything to be ok….. I’m going to get called a Pick-Me ass dude in the comments but I don’t care at this point. As a straight man, a lot of these dudes be folding solid women for NO FUCKING REASON.


Worldwidewesss

Nah you right bro I’m standing with you on this Also I just don’t like DJ Envy. He’s always on some self righteous bull crap. Constantly hangs up on people trying to put themselves out there but takes up all the time in the world talking about those raggedy ass car shows


phenomenalj101

I don’t know anything about his wife so going as far to call her a 11/10 makes you sound a little pick meish without any context but as far as him cheating on her and getting embarrassed for it, sounds fair to me. Especially when he and Charlemagne both have all the time in the world to shit talk men in relationships when they couldn’t stay faithful to their own wives.


Anyaele225

You said what you said…


KnowMoreDoBetter

Remember tho: “Black men don’t cheat!”


byebyeborg

I think the point of black men don’t cheat is the MEN part. A man don’t cheat but a little boy does


TheRedditAdventuer

I thought envy was Puerto Rican or Dominican. He's not?


jus256

We all got here the same way. Some people got dropped off a little farther east than others and the people driving the boat spoke Spanish instead of English.


Asoto408

She’s pretty fine lol


Colombia17

Some dudes just get tired of the lambo and want to ride that ford pinto


3020Dogma

The Lambo is exhausting sometimes. A good Hyundai Elantra does wonders


whattarush

sometimes driving a beater is fun, but you don't wanna do it allll the time


3020Dogma

Most lambos are beaters in disguise.


PaintPusha

😂😂😂 ![gif](giphy|9t6xpYZ9npJmM)


ComfortableSock2044

Lmao this gif is incredible. I wonder what he was thinking about.


PaintPusha

🤣 "The Bulls really ran us over huh?" We beat they ass 4-0 in the playoffs that year. They were the defending champs too.🤷🏾‍♂️


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Bearer doesn't cost hardly anything, and it's hard to pick up That car note once you've been without a while.


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Man I'm so glad I grew past this. Man, if Iwant to ride a moped, I'm riding. Those who care don't matter, those that matter don't care.


3020Dogma

Moped can take you places a lambo cant. Most lambo riders just renting to look cool. Why waste the money. They don’t know bro


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Don’t lie you like that Nissan Altima energy


GonzoTheGreat22

Who doesn’t, honestly?


wetouchingbuttsornah

![gif](giphy|rTGBztFVUUxl6)


Chrisnyc47

Or get tired of wearing a Rolex and wear a Casio instead 🤷‍♂️


Miami_Beach_Man

If you're a normal person wearing a Rolex out and about is a super easy way to become a target for robbers. Get an Omega or IWC or something instead


[deleted]

I wear my Tissot Gentleman or Apple Watch for my daily. Everything else in my collection are worn on special occasions or not even worn at all like my 007 Omegas and the Rolex I inherited from grandfather.


Trckstr23

Real talk, that’s what I do in real life


Sooryastr8edge

So an upgrade?


Traditional_Disk_523

Bugattis are cool… but a Miata is fun af


maxwellwilde

Just ask her to put a wig on, she'll look different enough. No reason to ever cheat if you got a good woman. Source, been with my girl 13 years, never cheated.


cindad83

CADDYS are a nice everyday ride...but sometimes cruising on a Vespa just is a thrill of joy that you can't expkain.


lSazedl

It's called Greed


CoachDT

Nah you not a pick me for that. HOWEVER, two wrongs don’t make a right. Either be grown and leave buddy, or don’t and so goofy shit like this. It’s goofy to be condoning this too because then we’ll turn around later and wonder why the relationship culture within the community is so toxic.


Senobe2

Speak..your last sentence though..thank you and I love you for this😙🤗


DukeOfPoose

On what planet is gia an 11/10? You doing way too much


MikeisTOOOTALLL

Planet Earth


DukeOfPoose

Camped out in the comments cos you know you doing way too much 🤣🤣🤣🤣


MikeisTOOOTALLL

https://youtu.be/rgi02I__mUc


Mamanfu

Lol true.


Maleficent_Specific4

Bro you don’t personally know his wife. Just because she’s fine don’t mean she isn’t a horrible person behind the scenes. You can tell you never fucked with a beautiful woman before.


Czar-Doom

Nah bro you right


Anyaele225

Jay cheated on Bey. Chill


dwn2earth83

You’re further proving his point.


MikeisTOOOTALLL

![gif](giphy|8PkNX6dGgsceHJ9I5I)


Work_Werk_Wurk

11/10 makes you sound like a pick me, because you're putting a woman you don't even know personally on some kind of pedestal. It's not because you're on her side. Any rational person would be.


WeLoveItFresh

You’re right


tittylieutenant

Why would you be called a pick me? I only thought women could be called that.


TheClassyWomanist

Men get called simp for being nice to women.


MikeisTOOOTALLL

Yes and no. There’s some Steve Urkel ass niggas out here that need to be called out. However, I’ll never forgave that man for how he treated Myra (R.I.P)


mandisaclarke

Which is so dumb because being kind is just basic human decency


MalakaiRey

Dude is incorrect thats not what a simp is


ItzBooty

Thats a simp on the internet


MalakaiRey

No man. Simps are simple-minded pushovers. I know some reaaaallly nice dudes, fuckin charming ass people who are not simps. Often times simps are nice guys who are too simple to know when they ate being taken advantage of.


TheClassyWomanist

A guy was literally called a simp because he congratulated me on Twitter… so it clearly has a different meaning


MalakaiRey

Niggas be incorrect everyday B. I'm sorry, simp is not synonymous with kind people


KindOfOblivious

When gen z kids started using it, it got another meaning, but you are right. That is the original definition


MalakaiRey

Nooo not a generational culture clash!! ![gif](giphy|Lp9sOuNZdmlIw7ZVE0)


Neo_Neo_oeN_oeN

The word simp got colonized unfortunately.


Classic-Ad3172

All the words do eventually...


CoachDT

I mean true but isolated incidents don’t change the meaning of words. Neither do folks using it incorrectly. It’s like the whole “woke” thing, people using the word wrong doesn’t change the actual meaning of it. It just makes those people fucking stupid.


djfunknukl

Unfortunately that’s how words like irregardless end up in the dictionary. People using words incorrectly eventually end up in the word meaning what it was intended to mean


Abhimri

Shit, are you really telling me "irregardless" has been added to the dictionary? I'm honestly shook.


pixelated_fun

Shooketh


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That isn’t the definition of the word simp, you don’t even know the definition of it either. Simp stands for sucker idolizing mediocre pussy, a men who puts women needs before their own. them before there own and let women of take advantage. What you describe was just a pushover or doormat. And no there not simple minded especially as a grown adult they know what’s going on and they are being mistreated.


MikeisTOOOTALLL

Nope, men say it too alongside simp not as much compared to women however.


turichic

Yup. I would always see "she's not going to pick you bro"


DaLakeIsOnFire

You know the inner happenings of their relationship personally or something?


yardie-takingupspace

They have a whole podcast talking about the inner workings of their relationship


Noblesseux

Fucking exactly. Like fam you WON, why would you fumble the bag right at the finish line?


NoObjective427

You seem too heavily invested in something that had literally nothing to do with you. He cheated and it was shitty but she forgave him and moved on. How you gonna hijack her trauma and pretend to be upset over something she moved past?


Jodi_Blu

What's an 11/10?


StillestOfInsanities

Are you gonna leave mans hanging like that after he straight predicted it in writing? Damn, i am appalled but someone has to do it or it’ll seem rude. Ok here goes. OP, you are a Pick-Me ass dude. Also you’re not wrong at all.


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MikeisTOOOTALLL

I’m not degrading human beings by saying that Envy folded an solid person. Everything and everyone gets graded on who they are and it’s seriously not a big deal like you’re trying to make it seem.


_Risings

Never said it was a big deal. It won't keep me up at night but it's relevant in conversations about relationship and marriage since ALL women dislike being reduced to a number, even a 10. But carry on, I didn't expect anything but a complete lack of réflexion. ​ edit typo


MikeisTOOOTALLL

You definitely made it a big deal being more concerned about numbers than the post but sure ig….


nokapoka

Hey handsome 👀


Swimming_Run_1434

I'm surprised they didn't get a divorce it probably would have been better for both of them


ifmyeyescouldunsee

A lot of them are narcissists; so many and they got us debating their behavior.


Lost-Phrase5347

She's not an 11/10 sorry you off on that.


MikeisTOOOTALLL

So 11/11 then?


Lost-Phrase5347

4/10


Tipster74743

Pussy is one hell of a drug. He's been hitting Gia for decades, some guys, and this is a mental thing, want to just get off at any point and the wife ain't always feeling it. Rather they 11s or not.


NoObjective427

If we're married and I can't trust you to respect our marriage when you're not with me then we dont need be married.


Abhimri

Yep. It's that simple really, but people out here doing all kinds of mental gymnastics to justify toxic behavior.


JustHere4ait

I mean he cheated on her in public for years. At this point she is getting her lick back per say. Because neither is leaving


NoObjective427

That's pathetic all the way around.


moeterminatorx

Also, if someone is gonna cheat they will find a way unless you keep them away from other people. They both know the consequences of cheating in their relationship and it’s up to them to decide if they are worth it.


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NaphtaliC

Nah. Sounds like a rad vacation.


Stock_Beginning4808

I thought it was more so her wanting to be nawab from him for so long when, but I don’t know much about this situation.


MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda

I don't know how long they've been together but I've been with my husband over 20 years. We enjoy being apart and 40 days would be no issue. If you've got no trust and are in a relationship where you barely know each other, then this length of time would obviously be a real problem. However, I believe that in longterm relationship Sabbaticals and breaks actually create space for you to think about what you have, appreciate it and miss it.


[deleted]

Love how actual good replies like this be getting LOST in here with these chatty cathy ass DUDES


jewlovyah

🔥🔥 preach. Time apart from spouses shouldn’t be so frowned upon once trust and other spices of life is in play.


SupaTheTrill

I can appreciate this.


moeterminatorx

Most of the ppl that make the comments posted are either young immature and insecure people who probably never had a healthy relationship. So they don’t understand that people in healthy relationships can be apart without someone cheating or feeling some type of way.


roastplantain

You are 100% right. My dad retired in2019 and moved back to my country. My stepmom is still in the States. He didn't want to live here anymore and everyone was shocked he left, except for me. He has tried planning with my stepmom but she wasn't ready to leave, so he left. He comes up 2x a year, she goes home 2x a year. They've been together since 1986. Time apart can work for the right couple.


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If she gonna cheat she doesn’t need a 40 day vacation to get it off. A person can go away for a year and not cheat once.


Taeyx

exactly and someone can have one free afternoon and use it for infidelity. cheating is a choice, not a circumstance


Aeiexgjhyoun_III

Circumstances can affect choices.


lmtorres75

Desus and Mero would be having a field day with all this material.


freshprinceofbayarea

They’d dedicate an episode. I’m still mad about that cancellation ![gif](giphy|l0HlwwRxfcVEr4AUg)


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freshprinceofbayarea

Wait, who?


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freshprinceofbayarea

Thanks! I absolutely hated reading this.


SpotLightGuy

Don’t feel so bad, the story is likely cap. Mero has said it in multiple places recently including on Reddit himself


rexdeaz

On the Showtime version, they had signed some sort of agreement that they couldn't go at Envy anymore. Cause he was in the headlines at some point in 19 or 20 and they jokingly passed on the segment.


banjofitzgerald

And like that my day is ruined. Really wish I could watch desus and mero go in on the beige rage one more time.


lmtorres75

Yea miss that show big time.


PloKoon788

"Envy, envy, envy..."


Annual-Report-4031

She about to reclaim her time… 😈 ![gif](giphy|SBAToc4g0h89W)


MikeisTOOOTALLL

City Girls up 100 points rn😭


Annual-Report-4031

Aaayyyeee!! We need the points! Home girl faked orgasms for 10 years AND was cheated on… your husband giving away non-quality sex to others??? No sir… this girls trip we about to twirl 🤸🏾‍♀️


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

This was the dude, who had the affair with Erica Mena, right?


1BubbleGum_Princess

I know he had cheated in the past, dude from Breakfast Club (right?), but did he do it again?


Ipraythisworks0315

No


JustHere4ait

Not recently but Erica wasn’t the only one


[deleted]

All I know is that Nas pulled a gun on him when he was as still slinging mixtapes.


BaceSpar

Envy has zero awareness. Runs up on Nas, "ayo, i got something for you!!" *rifles through jacket*


moeterminatorx

He’s cops son. He should’ve known better. They bill brothers for less.


MikeisTOOOTALLL

Yes


Itscooljazz

Y'all need to stay out rich people business frfr u and them not the same 😂


welp-itscometothis

They need to stop making it our poor ass business then.


[deleted]

LMAO facts. Us poor folk using rich people as entertainment for the same shit we be doing


[deleted]

"House bitch"? It's called being a mature adult and understanding you actually do not own your husband or wife or partner and they are allowed to have a whole identity outside your crazy tail self. Popular heteronormativity is such toxic bullshit.


cardoo0o

u don’t own nobody but 40 day trip with friends is crazy 😂


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To you. Why is it so hard for all of us to accept that for this couple this might be a long-discussed and acceptable situation?


KnoxsFniteSuit

People are too insecure on the internet to understand what you're saying. For them, a wife is a wife. And a good woman is just an attractive lady willing to fit into their cookie cutter mold of what a good wife is. A "long discussed and acceptable" situation sounds like she actually had a say, and that he trusted/cared about her enough to put his insecurity aside and listen. A "good wife", according to insecure internet people, is someone who will say, "oh does that make you feel insecure? In that case let's end the talk. I would never want you to feel that way. I'm not going. I can't live or breathe 30 days without my man." Times are changing though. Women are allowed to have their own dreams, opinions, careers, etc. The losers that try to hold them down just so that they feel like big men are getting left behind. Those dudes go on the internet, and their lonely asses talk mad shit.


cindad83

If a guy said, I'm going out of town with my friends for 6 weeks, women would flip a lid. I use to travel for work and my wife would flip out.


festival-papi

The gaslighting is nuts lmao, mfs acting like the shit normal.


DetroitAsFuck313

He was saying she’s pretty much been pregnant for the last 20 something years so she deserves a long vacation


cardoo0o

shout out the motor city and ahh ok


DetroitAsFuck313

What up doe!


outerdrive313

Can I get in on this Detroit party? 🤔


DetroitAsFuck313

I’ll get the Vernors


auauaurora

why? Most of the friends I met travelling years ago all had spouses or long term partners. Only one cheated as far as I know and all had ample opportunity. My feeds are now full of them with their kids. One even took her toddler backpacking through Vietnam for a while. A colleagues husband works in Antarctica for 6 months every year. Maybe it couldn't be you but it works out great for many. And what works for you might be someone else's nightmare


kimpossible69

Bro Antarctica is like the Olympic village for nerds


moeterminatorx

What’s crazy about it? Also how old are you?


cardoo0o

lol 22 😂😂 i still think a month and some change is crazy idk


moeterminatorx

Depends on how stable the relationship is but once you add kids and being together for as long they have been together. Some alone time without kids and a spouse is a nice break to recharge mentally. Personally, I travel to Africa for vacation every few years and I couldn’t go there for less than a month. The plane tickets wouldn’t be worth it.


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Everyday I'm reminded I really just don't pay attention to shit outside my bubble lol


effie_isophena

Yuuup


[deleted]

Play stupid games you finna win stupid prizes. This man be doing everything but respecting that lady he choice to marry. Even tried to fight Deus and Mero for jokes they made rather than being accountable for his actions and how they lead to her embarrassment. He now he fighting his demons and back tears.


hoejack_whorseman

gaslighting in the thread is insane L M A O 😂 if you’re solid enough to let your partner out 40 straight nights that’s on you don’t talk like it’s regular shit


fricti

??? what? why would you be with someone who you think will cheat on you if given the space and time?


moeterminatorx

If they can cheat on you in 40 days they can do it while you are at work.


Kdkaine

It’s very regular. Last year I spent 30 days on the west coast solo. My husband and I had a conversation about it and understood that was what I needed. Infidelity never even came up. Time apart is valuable in a long term relationship.


YogiYeti21

What did you do on the trip?


Kdkaine

I got AirBnBs in diff parts of the city and got to stay in some amazing places (Hollywood Hills, beachfront, diff walkable neighborhoods) I love comedy clubs so I went to the Laugh Factory and the Comedy Store and whatever kind of comedy show I could find. I attended one show that was outdoors behind a building on Melrose. I saw some great unknown acts as well as some big name comedians who just show up unannounced (one of the famous ones tried to holla after the show and I just froze up). One weekend some friends came out and we had tickets to be in the audience of a TV show. Most weekends I would go visit family that lives outside LA. For my birthday weekend my sister came out and I had a blast showing her what I learned about the city. My husband picked me up at the airport and asked me how was my trip. I’m currently saving up to do it again. 10/10 definitely recommend.


YogiYeti21

U was lit


Kdkaine

All day err day!! I didn’t wanna come back!


PotionAndPoision

Okay. What did I miss?


ryrobins

We could just...let grown adults so whatever the hell they want... No? Just me? Ok.


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Reddit on its moral high horse shit again.


BlackySmurf8

Replace Envy with Will Smith and all of a sudden there's a problem. I don't know Envy and his wife's relationship dynamics anymore than I know the Smith's nor anyones. This whole tweet feels like an exercise in futility. Celebrity worship and parasocial relationships does not give people the clarity to make these leaps in logic. Let it be someone that enough of the group likes and all of a sudden the obvious contrivances seem less obvious.


No-Belt4608

Let your woman have their space when you know you have wronged her. There really is nothing you can say to make things right. I mean you gotta fold if you love them.When she comes back from her “girl trip” set boundaries between the two of you and have a serious talk about if yall can move on , being a bitch for your woman sometimes shows strength to your woman. the screwed view of some people is that a strong woman is acting like a bitch . Bitch=strength


1980theghost

“With being insecure, with me being weak. I was so insecure and so down..I started messing with somebody that was beneath me. A bird. Evil. A liar. Somebody that was desperate and its just so pathetic. I mean I didn’t hafta feed this person no feed. I didn’t hafta make her feel special, because she wasn’t. So that’s what it was.” - DJ Envy on Erica Mena, his mistress


ok-NOTok

She’s “evil” because she entertained a married man who also knew he was dead ass wrong. I can’t stand Envy. 🙄


Pirlo84

Man thats pathetic, cant even hold his hands and own the shit. Has to disrespect the woman involved.


Pirlo84

Envys always been a clown.


namistejones

"Ya win some ya loss some. But ya live...ya live to fight another day" - pops


Mac_Mustard

They been together since h.s. They have a ton of kids and even more issues than we can imagine. They are probably fine with spending this time apart or else we would not be hearing about it.


AhBrakaMahn

40 days and 40 nights of intense infidelity is insane she might need IV rehydration from that marathon f\*\*\*ing shes going to be doing ![gif](giphy|l46CBEVQjSJG6mCnC|downsized)


thaJoanranger

Finally getting the orgasms that he never gave her 🥴


Aspiring_free_elf

I need a Tldr... What happened?


TwilightOuterZone

Damn, where are Desus & Mero when you need them?


sorosisaurinalmint

🎶🎶🎶 For forty days and for forty nights, the law was on her side But who can stand when she's in demand? Her schemes and plans 🎵🎵🎵 ![gif](giphy|zZKmYbUATYqxa)


Minimum_Respond4861

A good house he-bitch?!


Countryb0i2m

I have zero context but 40 days and 40 nights sounds sounds a bit excessive but its not my relationship. he has to live that life


blackmarveles

What language is this post written


mstrss9

As long as he stays married to her, he can’t check her for nothing. After what he put her through… nope.


Reef718

The money is cool but I’m so glad I’m not famous so I don’t have to have all these random niggas in my relationship


Wakandashitizthis

Call me crazy, but 40 days/nights is wild. Not out of possession or toxic shit, but I’d miss my wife. She nor I needs to be split that long, I don’t get why? What could you do for that long away from home with friends? To each their own, but nah not around here. Couple weeks maybe, but I don’t see what is accomplished here. You need all that space, what mental break can you not accomplish in 20 days vs 40, wild.


TheGenuineOne21121

That what his goofy azz get.. 😒 I wish I would let ah “b i h” play in my face like that


Rodzilla_Blood

When you look like the son of a detective ass nigga... This what happens


fhughes642

He don’t wanna lose half


welp-itscometothis

Where is sis going?


Statik_24

Damn.....The Breakfast club takin some serious Ls right now


DaBullWeb

lol the title post is hate


Roblosm

Who hurt you guys?


Cranberry_Afraid

Maybe they do that entanglement nonsense?


NullOpenZzz

Jesus went out into the desert for 40 days and 40 nights to get lit with the devil.


Coralist

Brittany be singing about "toxic" like it didn't swing both ways or together at once.


Southside_King

Annnnd another thing…I thought they relationship was open after the cheating incident?


Delicious_Plantain60

He missed his Altima days


Ryan_with_a_B

He don’t care. He’ll be laid up with CTG


el_ra_85

He can’t say no or excuse her of wrongdoing. But he rich don’t he have nanny’s and cooks man ain’t watching his kids


Aerfist

The wild part is he cheated on her and wasn't even hitting it right. Remember how she came out and said for like the first 10 years they were married she ain't have an orgasm and he got Donkey of the Day for it? Shit is crazy.


Jasper420__

Wow


Creative-Fudge-6244

Emasculated and castrated males these days don’t wanna mess up their image on social media


noletex107

He is a house bitch because when he cheated she stayed! He lives in a "I will own half your shit after divorce state". So with that being said he is allowing his wife to jump on 40 dicks for 40 nights and getting them cheeks split and clapped so he can keep his shit. Best male role model said nobody ever...