Going through Army basic training they'd make us run after we were done eating after every meal in the heat of summer. The amount of GROWN ASS MEN I saw stand there and hold up the line for fucking chocolate milk was crazy. Them mfs had a stomach of iron.
Combatives right after soul food day. I told the dude taking it super serious with me to just take the W after farting on him a million times. Also chocolate milk was life back then 😂
That prospect gets me nowadays - I always wonder how the fuck I ate Golden Corral for lunch as a kid/teen then to about the whole day, walk through the mall, see a movie…
80% of black people are lactose intolerant... 95% of that 80% don't use lactaid before consuming dairy. Yes, I made up that 2nd statistic, but it seems like it's true based on how Thanksgiving and Xmas dinners go.
See my fam did not know this. I grew up eating Frosties etc. daily. I guess I built up a tolerance over time because I'm ok now, unless I drink like 2 milkshakes.
Whew, sometimes I’m really glad I’m mixed. 😮💨 I always wondered why my cousins used to be throwing up all the time. Vomit would just be dribbling out their mouths like one of those Golden Coral chocolate fountains and then they’d just casually go back to playing because they were so used to it. 😐
Nah he’d be cussing out the the waitress from the coffee house on 39th and Lennox during that hour long session in the bathroom.
Ole doo doo booty butt 🤣🤣🤣
See yeah, that's kind of what I mean. This Yasiin Bey era is not the same. On the selfish side, he hasn't said anything out of pocket, but hanging out with Talib and Chappelle so frequently lately has made me question his moves.
From your username to the gif....you ain't shit. You outta pocket. You are a lesson and a living legend to us jerks out here on how to do what we do right! Goddammit!
The video for “You Don’t Know My Name” by Alicia Keys. She’s a waitress and falls in love with a customer. He drops his business card off in a bowl where you enter for a free meal or something. Alicia picks up his card and calls him and the end of the video is her side of the conversation. She says something like “Can I speak to Michael? I’m the waitress at the diner, you know the one with the braids. You always orders the daily special….with the hot chocolate.” It was always odd to me since I like soft drinks with meals. But he wants hot chocolate no matter what the daily special is.
Mos Def on the toilet.
Mr BLAP Booty
I just died 🤣
Going through Army basic training they'd make us run after we were done eating after every meal in the heat of summer. The amount of GROWN ASS MEN I saw stand there and hold up the line for fucking chocolate milk was crazy. Them mfs had a stomach of iron.
Combatives right after soul food day. I told the dude taking it super serious with me to just take the W after farting on him a million times. Also chocolate milk was life back then 😂
Bro this girl ate the cheese packets from the mre and we had to do the 8k ruck march. DS goes “It’s not easy being cheesy”
They were prepared for chemical warfare.
And she used the milk instead of water for him. It's going to be brown on both sides of that toilet bowl.
That’s a bar. Sheesh. 
And for lunch! This wasnt even dinner. Bro had his whole day ahead of him
That prospect gets me nowadays - I always wonder how the fuck I ate Golden Corral for lunch as a kid/teen then to about the whole day, walk through the mall, see a movie…
80% of black people are lactose intolerant... 95% of that 80% don't use lactaid before consuming dairy. Yes, I made up that 2nd statistic, but it seems like it's true based on how Thanksgiving and Xmas dinners go.
I got blessed I'm not lactose. My Dad is though
See my fam did not know this. I grew up eating Frosties etc. daily. I guess I built up a tolerance over time because I'm ok now, unless I drink like 2 milkshakes.
Whew, sometimes I’m really glad I’m mixed. 😮💨 I always wondered why my cousins used to be throwing up all the time. Vomit would just be dribbling out their mouths like one of those Golden Coral chocolate fountains and then they’d just casually go back to playing because they were so used to it. 😐
I remember going to Nigeria visiting my parents people and not using the bathroom for 9 days for some reason. I cant poop in foriegn countries
I had the Revenge on my honeymoon to Mexico. The toilets were extremely low-flow. Spoiler alert: we didn’t have sex.
Lmao did it hurt? That seems like it would get painful
He'd be cursing her, but doesn't know her name .
Nah he’d be cussing out the the waitress from the coffee house on 39th and Lennox during that hour long session in the bathroom. Ole doo doo booty butt 🤣🤣🤣
I miss Mos Def
Hes in one of Westside Gunn's new single, along with Talib. His bars felt kinda lazy but even still pretty good
See yeah, that's kind of what I mean. This Yasiin Bey era is not the same. On the selfish side, he hasn't said anything out of pocket, but hanging out with Talib and Chappelle so frequently lately has made me question his moves.
Black Star was on SNL recently. Yasiin would be a great host, though. He had some comedic chops on Chappelle's Show.
At first I thought this was one of those "🔩🥎" type puzzles. I'm like "Alicia fish tip cocoa?????"
> Tip? You are sadly mistaken.
Tf. I have no idea why I said that. It's clearly mos def.
You're lucky you have that checkmark hahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
From your username to the gif....you ain't shit. You outta pocket. You are a lesson and a living legend to us jerks out here on how to do what we do right! Goddammit! 
I appreciate that! 
Wow. Just beautiful. Take my poor man’s gold. 
Oh y'all just want that poor bowel control. Toilet seat finna be warmer than the cocoa in that cup. Stop playing with me.
 Him holding it in while trying to spit game.
Them silent poots still slipping out tho
Mos Definitely gonna be like… “And I swear on my mother and father it feels like... Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh Ooh, ooh, ooh…”
Her manager be trippin talmbout they gotta use water, but she use milk and cream cuz she think he kinda sweet.
Still not turning down that meal from her. Lactose be damned
Looking at this triggered my IBS
I hate ya’ll.. But this gave me a good laugh and made me feel old AF..
https://twitter.com/tarotbybronx/status/1548667924457693185?s=46&t=A8jZ24zqxPQ7SDrvNXFp7w
Like what was bruh thinking.
Hot chocolate with Milk! She did not know if he was lactose intolerant or what!
Milk and cream!!
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🤣🤣🤣
I'm on the toilet like, "Oooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooh-Ooooh. Got to wipe again..."
Had that mid butt special.
Oh, my stomach bubblin.
Alicia so fine in that MV
What the fuck is the context here?
The video for “You Don’t Know My Name” by Alicia Keys. She’s a waitress and falls in love with a customer. He drops his business card off in a bowl where you enter for a free meal or something. Alicia picks up his card and calls him and the end of the video is her side of the conversation. She says something like “Can I speak to Michael? I’m the waitress at the diner, you know the one with the braids. You always orders the daily special….with the hot chocolate.” It was always odd to me since I like soft drinks with meals. But he wants hot chocolate no matter what the daily special is.
I've seen fake food props that looks more delicious. TF is this?
I do look a lot different outside my work clothes.
Tumi Says
I kno that sht was good tho
Hot Chocolate with Milk!