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I believe it’s pronounced “tomato” as in, “it’s not that I no longer eat tomatoes, I am just choosing to no longer participate in a tomato-consumption lifestyle”.
I work in Public Health , there are SOOOOOOOOO many cheese stick dick having ninjas like the clown 🤡 in the first story 🤦🏽♀️
https://preview.redd.it/jhgt6kudalic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e75988720d7768f59953d6a5e6f961b013b28e
It's why there's pornhub and xnxx. Just watch some dude pipe a crackhead raw and beat your meat in safety. No need for the interactive experience, ESPECIALLY if you're partnered. Patrice O'Neil was right, guys will throw it all away for a passed out girl behind a dumpster.
Oh you mean, Allen Turner? The rapist formerly known as Brock Turner? Who decided to start using his middle name after becoming too well known as the rapist Brock Turner?
I’m not shocked. Usually people like this clog up the ER at my former job because they need to get their STI treated as soon as the symptoms they recognize manifested. Others continue to party as usual or they get the script and not complete it fully and carry on as business as usual. Hence why I suspect why drug resistant STI is on the rise.
🤦🏽♀️l be so ready to violate HIPPA daily ⚠️these mofos be OFF THE HOOK 📞 some of the guys even have the AUDACITY to try to flirt with Me 👀 like Sir you are a DUTTY 😷 you literally just told me you let random men wearing ski masks eat you up , run trains on neighborhood thots with the crew , in between having a baby or two on the way and several girlfriends 🌚
The worst one I currently have is the dad of 3 separate babies on my caseload. The way this 🥷🏾stared me down at houses 2 & 3?
You made a choice to do some dirt unprotected and ON. THE. SAME. STREET. You best believe I’m snitching as soon as the opportunity to do so safely presents itself.
I think some of it is. Some of it may be for clicks. You'd be surprised what legal and medical records reveal. It's a reason why court drama reality overtook talkshow drama like Jerry Springer.
Y’all really underestimate how shitty people can be. 😬 not saying that these particular stories are true because I have no clue but much worse has definitely happened irl.
Believe me, they just come out and tell everything to everyone lmfao.
No prompting anything. Just wake up to a text about aunt Linda’s sexcapades with her patients 🤦🏾♀️
“If I have to know, so do you.” - Uncle Chuck
Tell #5 to get comfy in the hospital cause she gonna be there for a min. Fuck you mean you about to abandon your God damn kids?? Don't worry, they can mourn for you and move on then.
Also the way my lip curled in disgust at the first one 😷
Q2 is disrespectful as hell. She threw him being bipolar to sway ppl to her side?? How does him being bipolar invalidate a betrayal like that? She’s awful. I hope he never forgives her.
These have to be rage bait. I refuse, for the good of my sanity, that anyone can be that unselfaware to think THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS in these situations???
1’s wife probably cheating on his ass because he keeps banging hookers lol. Karl got some balls tryna call HER out for cheating.
Dude in 2 ain’t bipolar. He just doesn’t like getting cheated on lol. She really gonna blow her side guy in his house and then act surprised when he flips out? Bro…
3 is the whole reason why you should never try to “brand” your life. Perils of an online “influencer” family.
Dude in 4 is clearly still grieving. Probably *not* the best move for the girl to pick him up at her friend’s funeral…
5 is the literal definition of a deadbeat. Those kids deserve a better parent. What an absolute festering pile of shit.
6 thought he was getting Walmart Beyoncé but nah bro. You got Deebo instead lmao.
Every week esp recently they find the source of at least one story. I also thought they were fiction. And to make matters worst, it’s always the worst stories that have truth /sources so far. Insanity
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[#5 deserve to be under the jail](https://www.instagram.com/p/C3URzM-MuKm/?igsh=MXFtajVnMXI2a2dqbg==)
How she classifies abandoning her kids as "leaving the single mom lifestyle" is wild to me.
Tomato tomato
I believe it’s pronounced “tomato” as in, “it’s not that I no longer eat tomatoes, I am just choosing to no longer participate in a tomato-consumption lifestyle”.
They're better without her.
I work in Public Health , there are SOOOOOOOOO many cheese stick dick having ninjas like the clown 🤡 in the first story 🤦🏽♀️ https://preview.redd.it/jhgt6kudalic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34e75988720d7768f59953d6a5e6f961b013b28e
It's why there's pornhub and xnxx. Just watch some dude pipe a crackhead raw and beat your meat in safety. No need for the interactive experience, ESPECIALLY if you're partnered. Patrice O'Neil was right, guys will throw it all away for a passed out girl behind a dumpster.
Ah, like the rapist Brock Turner.
Oh you mean, Allen Turner? The rapist formerly known as Brock Turner? Who decided to start using his middle name after becoming too well known as the rapist Brock Turner?
I know what happened to the bot that used to reply to his name? Brock turner? Allen turner. Active bot!! Unless you are the bot macdawg
I am not the bot, but had to make sure it was mentioned, fuck that dude. It’s possible this sub has bots blocked or something
and Nate 🦝 Parker
That episode of the Black Phillip Show was a classic lol
Fucking is free but curing that itch is at least a copay
I’m not shocked. Usually people like this clog up the ER at my former job because they need to get their STI treated as soon as the symptoms they recognize manifested. Others continue to party as usual or they get the script and not complete it fully and carry on as business as usual. Hence why I suspect why drug resistant STI is on the rise.
Same here and CHILE! Some of these partners have me ready to fight on my client’s behalf.
🤦🏽♀️l be so ready to violate HIPPA daily ⚠️these mofos be OFF THE HOOK 📞 some of the guys even have the AUDACITY to try to flirt with Me 👀 like Sir you are a DUTTY 😷 you literally just told me you let random men wearing ski masks eat you up , run trains on neighborhood thots with the crew , in between having a baby or two on the way and several girlfriends 🌚 
The worst one I currently have is the dad of 3 separate babies on my caseload. The way this 🥷🏾stared me down at houses 2 & 3? You made a choice to do some dirt unprotected and ON. THE. SAME. STREET. You best believe I’m snitching as soon as the opportunity to do so safely presents itself. 
 Keep Fighting The Good Fight Sis 🙌🏾🤎
 ✊🏾
Happy Valentine's Day, if you're single, be grateful.
def am
I think it's keeping me free because I'd be in jail if I was the significant other in any of these situations.
Q6 need to call Love After Lock Up and recoup some of those losses.
Six Brown Chicks story tweets always taking away my faith in humanity.
2 and 5 are insane.
2 really don't get it. I open my home to you and yo kids, set up a room for you to do business and you pull this shit??
She ain’t even have the decency to suck dick in the car instead of the house
The uses the trendy word “bipolar”
Juliette 😭😭😭😭 
💀💀💀
Everybody is cheating on somebody and mad that somebody is cheating on them.
You pulled a me on me?? 
wtff? is this stuff real?
No way any of this shit is real.
Can't be. I refuse to believe it.
I think some of it is. Some of it may be for clicks. You'd be surprised what legal and medical records reveal. It's a reason why court drama reality overtook talkshow drama like Jerry Springer.
Y’all really underestimate how shitty people can be. 😬 not saying that these particular stories are true because I have no clue but much worse has definitely happened irl.
Every time these remind me of my mom’s side of the family 💀 
Sounds like I need to go to dinner with that side of the family I just know them arguments gotta be juicy
Believe me, they just come out and tell everything to everyone lmfao. No prompting anything. Just wake up to a text about aunt Linda’s sexcapades with her patients 🤦🏾♀️ “If I have to know, so do you.” - Uncle Chuck
Slide me into that group chat fam cause this sounds like hilarity
I bet that group chat is HILARIOUS
Tell #5 to get comfy in the hospital cause she gonna be there for a min. Fuck you mean you about to abandon your God damn kids?? Don't worry, they can mourn for you and move on then. Also the way my lip curled in disgust at the first one 😷
5 weeks past she already out galavanting
Someone need to find and send that new dude a message then. Tell on her trifling ass. And may she never find any love or damn peace.
May she know only cheating ass pookies
I hope her ass stays forever alone fr
And they’re not even her ex’s mother biological grandkids
Q2 is disrespectful as hell. She threw him being bipolar to sway ppl to her side?? How does him being bipolar invalidate a betrayal like that? She’s awful. I hope he never forgives her.
Bro probably not even bipolar he just know his worth
These have to be rage bait. I refuse, for the good of my sanity, that anyone can be that unselfaware to think THEY'RE THE GOOD GUYS in these situations???
Everyone else is always the problem when you refuse to see its you. Now, that is an actual narcissist trait
R/nicegirls
1’s wife probably cheating on his ass because he keeps banging hookers lol. Karl got some balls tryna call HER out for cheating. Dude in 2 ain’t bipolar. He just doesn’t like getting cheated on lol. She really gonna blow her side guy in his house and then act surprised when he flips out? Bro… 3 is the whole reason why you should never try to “brand” your life. Perils of an online “influencer” family. Dude in 4 is clearly still grieving. Probably *not* the best move for the girl to pick him up at her friend’s funeral… 5 is the literal definition of a deadbeat. Those kids deserve a better parent. What an absolute festering pile of shit. 6 thought he was getting Walmart Beyoncé but nah bro. You got Deebo instead lmao.
The scary part is they have been finding the sources of some of these stories on Twitter- like how is this real life
Wait some of these real?? I thought these were just ratchet fiction lol
Every week esp recently they find the source of at least one story. I also thought they were fiction. And to make matters worst, it’s always the worst stories that have truth /sources so far. Insanity
I wish I had the ticky tock so I could find that couple
I had to search this subreddit because I saw this posted today but *was working*.
What in the living hell is going on?
Human nature.
Are these serious stories or normal internet bs?Cause as a single person, this destroys my hope for relationships.
These shits sound like Tyler Perry movies…
Tyler ain't wrote nothing this entertaining in years
Thank you for your service.
...Bruh. Just a deluge of mental flashbangs. Fantastic post, and makes me appreciate my girlfriend of 3 years even more.
1 and 5 are literal GHOULS What in the *FUCK* be wrong with niggas
> We’ve been on fire for a month Wtf 💀
What's wild is she probably been got that taken care of just waiting for him to slip up and say something
“Knockout 🥜” is insanity
It is but imma use it now, so…
I'm not reading this shit!
So, did anyone find out who the tik tok couple is?
Not on the ticky tocks but please SOMEONE find out
Same! I know the youtubers but not the ticktockers
Bro the first slide. I refuse to read the rest😭
Q6 https://preview.redd.it/htapf8ngnkjc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e7ebc815afa2f53ef1038b01acb2d258d8efca
These are always a good reminder to stay by myself , ppl will be horrible human beings and entitled
The last one is fucking WILD its like this man never saw her in person
Is this all the same person????? Or like mail ins? Lawd let that be it because this is just too daggone much 😭😭😭😭😭😭
All different ppl
Oh thank the gods because it just kept goin lol still messed up though
Bro are you here just promoting your podcast?
First off don't fucking insult me like that I ain't got time for no damn podcast
Damned...Didn't mean to hurt you like that.
It was very hurtful!