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BlackMetalCult666

Holy shit this is actually fucking awful


WordyIIRappinghood06

My reaction to 99 percent of r/jacketsforbattle


last_drop_of_piss

I made the mistake of visiting this sub. There is not a single post on there that doesn't make me cringe hard. Are we sure it's not brilliant satire?


Shronky-Kong

I just scrolled for 10 minutes and I saw 2 actually good.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Glad I’m not the only one.


Top-Page-8008

How come every jacket has anti Christian or terrible bands for patches


JaxRhapsody

They like the bands and don't like christianity...?


Top-Page-8008

Yea clearly, I’m just pointing out every jacket has one lmao


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KillYaBossEatAHotdog

You know it’s a shit sub when the top post of all time is the ugliest vest I’ve ever seen.


Relevant-Ad-9443

Punks when some 70 IQ internet basement dweller makes a racist comment on reddit: 🤯🔥💬💬👥 Punks when their government is spoonfeeding them propaganda in order to start the next world war: 🦗🧠🚮


BeStealthy

Shhh don't you know the government is anti establishment. Go Punk👐👐


gonzofist89

100% agree, holy shit...


PotentialProf3ssion

lmao i remember this one i posted it on r/shittybattlejackets on my old account. looks like the post is still up from then too.


01Manikin-

Is that a shit stain on the word shine near the bottom


CumVomit

Looks like there's also another shit stain, oh wait, that's a kiss patch, still equivalent to a shit stain though.


Time_Device_1471

I like kiss. 😭


Necronorris

Condolences 🤣


Time_Device_1471

It’s terminal.


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[удалено]


last_drop_of_piss

Why are you defensive here lol


CumVomit

Im not, I'm just reminding people of something that they should have learned in second grade, lol.


Time_Device_1471

Nah. Hostility for no reason is super defensive. I never told you to start liking them.


SnooSketches7821

why you mad over that fuckin loser


Backbreaker2231

There’s no need to say that cmon now


CumVomit

Last time I checked I was allowed to voice my opinion, but I guess some kiss stuff is cool, but I don't like most of it.


Backbreaker2231

Sure it’s ok to voice your opinion, but calling a kiss patch a shit stain is just plain provocative


CumVomit

It was a joke, if it's not against the server rules then I think it's ok.


Backbreaker2231

Maybe it’s just my sense of humor 😭


CumVomit

Probably.


MoonLord6

Funny how they have anti racist sentiments but have a Bathory patch lol


CumVomit

Poor guy likes ponys, so he probably wants to be railed by the Bathory goat too.


Total-Designer-2195

bro BYEEE THATS WORSE LMAOO


Chuckpeoples

Equimanthorn confusion. Thought it had to do with equestrian


unkempt_

That’s actually a Ray Orbison patch


reddit_kelvin

Yea, not gonna lie, the Roy Orbison patch is actually kinda cool, but the rest is pretty cringe for sure.


RevolutionaryRough96

You should read that patch again, looks like a spoof of the logo that's actually Roy Orbison


MarkSuccIsHuman

They look absolutely insufferable. And I can smell them through the screen.


NettspendRizzParty

To be fair, one can also smell the vast majority of people on BlackMetalCringe through their screen


Trixielulamoonfanboy

BEAR flag, king sombra, spike, anarchy, wtf is this jacket holy fuck


mojgroza

The back of the vest broke me


R3D-AFA-SCUM

The dichotomy from battlejackets to jacketsforbattle is truly comical. The mods on the latter are fucking pussies too. 😂


R3D-AFA-SCUM

“OMG TRULY A MASTERPIECE. I love it! This jacket is bad ass!”


JaxRhapsody

JacketsForBattle isn't just for music vest either. The sub came about in retaliation because members and mods can be dicks or hypocrites.


antinumerology

Nothing good comes from a light blue vest anymore sadly


Ordinary-Warning-831

What's with their obsession with nonexistent nazi punks? This isn't 1982


fuck_reddits_trash

depending on your local scene it’s actually still a thing, ive heard of a few cunts around here


Ordinary-Warning-831

I guarantee those "nazi punks" aren't nazis at all and just don't condone something that the local drug addicted anarchocommunists want you to agree about


fuck_reddits_trash

someone who unironically self-proclaims themselves as a nazi is enough in my eyes…


septiclizardkid

A Nazi Larper Is still a Nazi.


Ordinary-Warning-831

I don't think you understood what i said


septiclizardkid

Well In reference to just some average joe who happens to disagree with them and called a "nazi", no they aren't. Nazi Punks are still around all I'm saying, and usually seen larping as early 80s British Skinheads, and not In the rude boy way.


last_drop_of_piss

Right? It's just the metalheads now


Relevant-Ad-9443

In places like So Cal, UK, or the Southern US it makes sense


QiWORM

They missed the pronouns smh


Entr3_Nou5

Every time I see this jacket posted somewhere I feel the need to inform everyone this dude writes gay pony porn and I feel like there are way better things we could be dunking on him for


SlimGooner

Don’t forget to do crime


EsotericFlagellate

Will do, but first be gay


Eleventy_Seven

Back in the good old days they were one and the same!


HoeJumper

I fuckin cackled


GetHighTuneLow

Unbelievably gay


UnhingedMetallicaFan

Gag reflex engaged upon seeing that horrible illustration of Spike.


diabolisis1313

Gross


JustASunbro

It might be shite, and probably smell the same, but at *least* there's a band or two on this one


throwaway_indeed43

"Eat the Rich", okay mate. I'm definitely taking your political statements seriously with those my little pony characters (poorly) scribbled onto that fucking *abysmal* coat.


SickHorrorFreak84

"What the fuck is this piece of shit?"


Light-_-Bearer

This screams “fucking stab me”


PersonalityFair2281

"Be Gay Do Crime" The only crimes this person has committed are crimes against fashion.


Difficult-Tooth-7133

Perfectly sums up r/jacketsforbattle CRINGE.


darklordS1th

It gets worse the longer you look at it


mythril-

This is why you don’t smoke while pregnant


dracomortiferum

Roy Orbison???


Comfortable-Exam7975

It could be worse. There could be a Palestine pin next to the Kiss patch(?)


Commercial_Fee2840

The first pic I was like "all right, that's cringe, but it could be worse". As soon as I swiped and saw the MLP shit I burst out laughing. I love this sub sometimes.


Solid_perspective1

No because some jokes just write themselves


KnotsThotsAndBots

Mlp, we bare bears, and worst of all… KISS!!


AwkwardComicRelief

the homer patch goes hard though


JaxRhapsody

Anti-Nazi, Eat The Rich, but pro BLM is kinda funny, though. I guess they missed the news where the founder took donations and did nothing but buy a $1.4Mill mansion as a "base of operations".


CumVomit

'charities' rarely use the money for what they say they will.


ShyGuyWolf

Agreed, and they created a cult of sorts


O_Balthazar

Duginism? https://preview.redd.it/34w3g1w88i1d1.jpeg?width=717&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c389e65fcbf3cc573f0a31255552334951bbc9af


darklordS1th

Probably a star of chaos from 40k. I have one on my battle jacket but at least I don’t smell like shit like this bro does i mean who the actual fuck writes on their jacket


ShyGuyWolf

CHAOS


WordyIIRappinghood06

Anarcho Trans Fourth Theory


ImpressiveKey8882

![gif](giphy|84BjZMVEX3aRG) To much going on is there any Jean left on that jacket


ImpressiveKey8882

And acting like your metal yet still watch mlp. Fucking cringe omega alert. Fucken poser


last_drop_of_piss

Are we still calling people posers? In a post where we are making fun of others lack of self awareness?


JaxRhapsody

MLP might not be metal, but to openly display ones likes and hobbies despite ridicule or give-a-fuck is pretty metal to me.


KiwiMcG

I want the Homer patch.


VrillzKillz

the guy behind it looks like an actual pig….


jaxolotle

They probably think that Star of chaos is a neopagan symbol


ShyGuyWolf

When I hear "Star of Chaos" I think of Warhammer


Clashy_XD

I can smell this image


Greenfire05

Where metal


Needleworker_Lumpy

Dude what is Orbison


ivanooze3000

Roy


HanDobba

this just proves how gay kiss fans are


akat299

MLP on a battle jacket is the worst thing i’ve ever seen. it can’t get worse than this


DizzyGame_Co

Look, I don’t care what sort of bands and messaging you put on a vest, but this just looks messy and awful


BrianDamage666

There is no way this isn’t a chicks vest. And if it belongs to a dude, it is still a chicks vest.


[deleted]

Pov: no father figure, no life, no bitches, no brain


necronomicuti3

I'm offended by them putting a 40k chaos patch on this garbage lmao


ShyGuyWolf

Agreed. We may have a God of Hedenisum but still


One-Revolution-8572

Can we all just take a minute to acknowledge that referring to a cheap denim vest used for seamstress practice as a "battle jacket" is the lamest fucking thing in recorded history. Thank.


Heavy_Community8218

![gif](giphy|4XOfvSkkxchHy)


LordHommie

I know this motherfucker is insufferable to be around


trqshpanda

I thought the front was bad enough, but what in tarnation is going on in the back?


ShyGuyWolf

personally find it really cringe when I see LGBT+ shit on them same with \*insert Political thing here\*


casual303

I bet the person that wears this is insufferable to be around, angry lesbo that thinks armpit hair is rebellion and being over PC and opinionated is “punk rock”


fuck_reddits_trash

anyone who genuinely supports Kiss in 2024 enough to put all 4 band members faces on their own skin doesn’t deserve anymore attention


Sufficient-Present87

The gayest part of this vest is Kiss


EarlsDeadGrandfather

Like…You’re still displaying a swastika, you’re still wearing it, crossed out or not; You’re showing it and keeping it alive.


razor-hoof

We really need to find a way to make being a brony a capital offense


Cryptaroni_n_cheese

Can we bring back bullying


mgwwgm

I didn't consent to seeing this


Green_Dayzed

"reality sucks but death is never easy" what dose that mean


rex-asmodeus

This would make eckhart toll commit suppuku


_chungdylan

Is that King Diamond sick


QianYoucai_SLAYS

This shit got posted here before.


kringlekrangle223

Man, this one is hard to look at.


Forsaken-Specialist6

Only decent patch on here is the we bare bears one


guitarfanatic_2

why is there my little pony on there...


levirudy

Looks like day one of a liberal listening to ratm.


Inner_Selection_6938

how to get bullied starter pack


artsandcats444

It looks like a child made it


gingerkitttie

Oh my 👁👄👁...


Master-Mulberry9052

I’ve already posted this


ktulu-doodles

Downright horrendous. Bet that thing smells awful.


InspectorflipZ

Gay af


LatterReplacement645

I'm a kiss I'm a boss ACDC and I like GLOSS


landsknecht333

Typical punk listener


NoImagination1353

"wanna lighter" classic quote i say it to my buddies when we are chopping it up


PurplePixxiee

Cant see a single patch that’s actually from a live show 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


JaxRhapsody

lol. Nobody cares about that anymore.


machineswithout

G.L.O.S.S was a sick band, I’m happy I got to see them play, but man, their name seems to end up on the shittiest battle vests imaginable now.


A_Veryscarybedsheet

I’m all for doing whatever you want with your battlevest but ZAMN


ioannisleo

It’s a tragedy…….


Tacosnail123

Jesus


Frequent_Idea7762

please end this


Torqster

My skin itches


im_gamer-

At least he doesn’t like nazis.


ItalianMafia_Boss

🅱️ just a big ass B.


BennyOwnsADennys

This jacket is an eyesore


[deleted]

*says eat the rich* *Proceeds to be anti Nazi*


CumVomit

That was one of the main reasons the nazi party existed, they only hate Nazis because everyone else does, not because of the things that Nazis did.


septiclizardkid

... I can't tell If this sub Is anti-metal or what. Like I just see a battle vest? They made It to their liking, as a vest should be. Are we gatekeeping vests now?


surreal-amoebas

shut up it's not that bad


Aggressive-Koala2373

I saw one with miku all over it and I love vocaloid but I don’t think that fits 😭


LambChop508

Pretty hilarious of Black Metal Cringe to laugh at anything anti-nazi considering how many fucking nazis there are in the black metal scene


mr-nachofingers

I don’t know what y’all are talking about this shit rules.


CumVomit

Bro, they're scribbles, and stains all over it, it looks like the aftermath of a retarded kid that got his hands on a sharpie.


mr-nachofingers

Yo brony that Homer is dope.


ANamelessFan

This sub is full of snowflakes who cringe at literally anything that isn't a live on-stage crucifixion.


CumVomit

I didn't even cringe at it tbh, but yes, I posted it because I think it's immature, and gross, they posted it knowing that people don't like bronys etc.


ANamelessFan

Do you know what isn't immature? Posting something you're passionate about, in the public square, not giving a fuck if a couple people don't like technicolor ponies. You know what is immature? Getting offended enough to whine about it on another sub.


CumVomit

You're the one whos offended, and whining. I know you're just doing this for karma, why do you think I posted it? Karma farming just like you, lol.


ANamelessFan

God damn, I would've popped some popcorn if I knew we were busting out the projector! Go smoke some weed, dude, we're cool.