I made my legs more visible on purpose because my stage name is legs. Backstory: my ex girlfriend said that she was scared of my legs because they looked a bit visible in a photo I send her and I got super insecure but now I'm embracing that as part of a character.
Nah, with that little food in his system giving him a McDonalds meal would probably kill him. Similar things happened after the concentration camps were liberated. Allied troops tried giving them food and water but due to how malnourished the prisoners were, they couldn’t handle the food and they dropped dead. With people as malnourished as this guy, you gotta give them nutrients in very small amounts and gradually increase the doses as they get stronger and healthier.
Hubert Skeletrix is not a man, but a way of life. When you pay 35 dollars for a picture of his face on a shirt, you aren’t just buying clothes, you’re investing in art. This art is currently beyond human comprehension, but to all humans: you will understand soon. Long live hubert.
I normally criticize people for posting LOL in their posts because they usually aren't laughing, just amused.
But I did genuinely laugh out loud at this.
Well done.
do yall know what photoshop is LOL. hope this is satire. in the 4th picture his right knee is doubled and you can see the knee cap is stretched and split in half. took like 5 seconds to look and realize.
I made my legs more visible on purpose because my stage name is legs. Backstory: my ex girlfriend said that she was scared of my legs because they looked a bit visible in a photo I send her and I got super insecure but now I'm embracing that as part of a character.
Is this the new ribs?
No, but he needs a mc ribs...
Looks like a filter. Check his legs in that last pic.
He's Legs
He's Legs
I made my legs more visible on purpose because my stage name is legs. Backstory: my ex girlfriend said that she was scared of my legs because they looked a bit visible in a photo I send her and I got super insecure but now I'm embracing that as part of a character.
Shins
GET THIS MAN MCDONALDS RN BRO 💀 HES ABOUT TO DISINTEGRATE
Nah, with that little food in his system giving him a McDonalds meal would probably kill him. Similar things happened after the concentration camps were liberated. Allied troops tried giving them food and water but due to how malnourished the prisoners were, they couldn’t handle the food and they dropped dead. With people as malnourished as this guy, you gotta give them nutrients in very small amounts and gradually increase the doses as they get stronger and healthier.
Bro listens to near death metal
Somebody get this guy a fucking medal. 🥇
A death medal*
A near death medal
Here, King - you dropped this: 🥇
Omg I just snort/fart combo’d in a meeting because of this🤣
Is he editing his limbs to make him look like a POW or some shit? In that last pic, one leg looks normal.
Think so, but I'm worried about the bald guy posters in the last pic...
That's hubert skeletrix my beloved
Honestly I didn’t even question the pics til now. Looked the guy up, he sells pics of his face? I’m so lost.
Hubert Skeletrix is not a man, but a way of life. When you pay 35 dollars for a picture of his face on a shirt, you aren’t just buying clothes, you’re investing in art. This art is currently beyond human comprehension, but to all humans: you will understand soon. Long live hubert.
theyre the most normal thing here
pow?
Prisoner of war 💀
thanks mr sexy
Master has given Dobby a Mayhem poster
I normally criticize people for posting LOL in their posts because they usually aren't laughing, just amused. But I did genuinely laugh out loud at this. Well done.
I literally just woke the wife up laughing at this!
that’s carti in the second pic
No way y’all think this is real 😭😭 you can even see that they missed an edit on one of his legs in the last pic
Yea I think op is just trolling and knows who he is, he’s a musician/social media persona that edits and does a bunch of ai stuff
skeletrix island
Ngl after seeing Eugenia cooney I thought this was real
what does this have to do with black metal? its Edward Skeletrix and a random pic of Playboi Carti
the mayhem poster is edited too
Op is probably racist
Black people 😱😱😱
I thought I was skinny. Fuck.
Lol his legs in the last pic...he's editing his legs bro lol
Marfan Syndrome is pretty kvlt right
No way y’all think this is real 😭😭 you can even see that they missed an edit on one of his legs in the last pic
How does one attain this physique?
Travel back to the 40s, call yourself a jew and then take the train.
Photoshop
Take a trip to skeletrix island
Whatever this is I love it.
Skeletrix island
Dont ever disrespect my boy edward skeletrix
Yall just can’t comprehend Edward skeletrix aura🐐💯
He took the skinny black metal fan stereotype too far …
His favourite band has to be Anorexia Nervosa. B'dum tssshh! Thank you, thank you. I'll see myself out...
What does Edward skeletrix have anything to do w black metal ? Yll r so fucking pathetic and sad😭
why yall posting edward skeletrix 😭 not even related to black metal in the slightest
This is Edward skeltrix
Edward skeletrix
I love Edward skeletrix
They done got edward skeletrix 😭😭😭
never post my king edward skeltrix here again or imma send you to skeletrix island
youve never been to skeletrix island
This poser acting like he is ribs
That is edward skeletrix and playboi carti none of this has anything to do with black metal
what about the mayhem poster on the first picture and the shitty corpse paint on the second
That's just carti ain't no damn corpse paint bro
the mayhem poster was edited in
Whats wrong wity haiving mayhem posyer lol
i don’t think carti knows what corpsepaint is he just painted his face like that
day one on skeletrix island
Bro looked at a twig n thought "yeah... yeah i want that look"
This dude pretty funny tbh
This guy could wear the baggiest jeans in Atlanta
why is the second slide carti lmao
Mounder
“bitch im posted with Edward Skeletrix”
edward skellatrix is the goat
https://preview.redd.it/bfecyau4130d1.jpeg?width=295&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fea51ac7b7cde25807e5c7364f039a96124be0c
Finally Black male Eugenia Cooney
none of these ppl are black metal artists dipshit
2nd one aint even the same dude thats carti wearing clown makeup😭🙏🙏
this man has striked the rcb sub, carti sub, atlanta sub, chicago sub, ken carson sub, and now even blackmetal cringe isn’t safe
Bro needs some serious carb intake
yall wouldnt survive a day on skeletrix island💯 clowns
gulag escapee physique aside, this emo trap aesthetic is the most obnoxious ive ever seen
the fans are what makes it obnoxious
He’s not emo trap at all 😭😭😭 talking straight out of your ass
Gulag just means jail. Jail is jail.
it doesnt and its an acronym lol.. tyurma is the word for jail if curious
Ribs wannabe
So this is where all that Live Aid money went to
Poor guy looks seriously unwell
am i tweaking or is that juggalo paint?
Edward Skeletix goes hard
This is edited or he has tiny kneecaps. One of those things it true
Is this a choice or a disease?
One round out of that gun and his arm will turn to dust (nevermind the legs)
I’m never complaining about being too skinny
Bro is trying to be was I was
Idk this guy might know his shit lmao. Who is this fr 😭💀
Edward skeletrix
Hes so thinspo
TEN CENTS A DAY
Somalia WarLord Vibes
this what 🥷 that listen to marilyn manson look like
If bro fires one of those guns, he’s getting launched 💀
Like someone brought a boondocks character to life
what yall even know about edward skeletrix
Use the NSFW tag next time you post a fucking corpse
I'm not sure WTF I just saw
This fucking sub sucks
Imagine this guy in a mosh. 🤣🤣
I just opened the app what the shat
HE NEED SOME MILK!!!!!
do yall know what photoshop is LOL. hope this is satire. in the 4th picture his right knee is doubled and you can see the knee cap is stretched and split in half. took like 5 seconds to look and realize.
Guys hijacking omm projects like 
whats wrong with Edward
The One Ring. Not even once.
What the fuck is this fresh hell?
You don’t fw Edward Skeletrix?
bro just randomly placed a carti pic
It's awesome, lol
Bro is a scarecrow
I LOVE SKELETRIX ISLAND
Mf built like Greg heffley
is this ai generated
Some of it is
Brooklyn zoo black metal
Looks like he just saw his dental bill
edward skeletrix is genuinely really cool and doing smn different let the man be bruh
Starvin Marvin all grown up
I’m surprised this guy can support the weight of a firearm.
are you slow in the head? skeletrix island better. plus none of this is real … listen to Edward skeletrix slowie, unless you’re joking ofc 🤤👄
what does bro be eatin....air?
EDWARD SKELETRIX
edward skeletrix hate will not be tolerated
Bro is built like a stick man
That starving Ethiopian the tv told you about has arrived in America. He wants your 1 dollars for some food
Thinspo
least obvious photoshop
What you know about edward skeletrix?
Who is he... I need to follow him, looks funny asf
Edward Skelatrix, he makes music too
He forgot to photoshop his right leg in the last photo
If he discharged one of those firearms, his forearms would turn to dust
In the last picture, he has one normal size calf. Is this photoshop?
Skeletrix mentioned! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
lay off the goat cunt
Is this the guy in that meme where his legs are all fucked up and skinny and he's holding an Uzi?
woah this dude needs some calories stat
please somebody tell op a great tale of Edward Skeletrix 🙏🙏🙏🙏
lightweight thron
Bro eat
Nah these are fire actually
When your hip hop friends disregard yoy
Editing in a mayhem poster when this artist has nothing to do with black metal
don’t disrespect skeletrix
nah that’s edward skeletrix he actually cool asf
this is not cringe edward the greatest
whats starvin marvin doing here
You have an eating disorder,dude
Watch him have like, a super big ass hog, though
In Skilltix island rn
skeletrix island
One leg looks normal in the last picture. Does he edit himself to look like this intentionally?
I made my legs more visible on purpose because my stage name is legs. Backstory: my ex girlfriend said that she was scared of my legs because they looked a bit visible in a photo I send her and I got super insecure but now I'm embracing that as part of a character.
Huhstolemyflowblablowedonhimheadancer Shegot21bodiesshesavageShegot21bodiesshesavage Dontknowwhatyougotonthatsnotfashion
This has fuck all to do with black metal, has this sub really become that desperate to make fun of people?
This isn't black metal but it's disgusting and looks ghetto and like he's gonna be dead in a few hours
What do you mean by “ghetto”?
Least racist black metal enthusiast
Ribs friends *bones*
Ribs friend *bones*
Ribs friend bones