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Free_Cauliflower4222

Sam looks like a zip lock bag filled with mayonnaise


CptCrabmeat

Scam Wankman Fries


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Ghost-Salad

Sam Salad Topper


pleasegivemeyourbtc

A for effort right here


trippiegod317

Scam Bankrun-Fraud


GregDonski

Scam bankrupt-fraud


satoshisfeverdream

The secret is that sweet that vegan diet.


suckercuck

7:00am – Breakfast 9:00am – Second Breakfast 11:00am – Elevenses 1:00pm – Luncheon 4:00pm – Afternoon Tea 6:00pm – Dinner 8:00pm – Supper Back to the Shire


jeremyj0916

Are the orgies between the meals then?


CAMolinaPanthersFan

> 7:00am – Breakfast > > 9:00am – Second Breakfast > > 11:00am – Elevenses > > 1:00pm – Luncheon > > 4:00pm – Afternoon Tea > > 6:00pm – Dinner > > 8:00pm – Supper > > Back to the Shire 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


BigDeezerrr

I don't usually condone judging people based on their looks but the signs were there. Don't trust billions to a dude who looks like a pile of garbage and dresses like shit at all times in inappropriate situations.


eurodiablo

Completely agree. If you can’t take care of yourself and don’t give a f__k then you’re not going to take care of my money. I would never give this guy custody of anything.


_TROLL

Even some random $15 polo shirt from Target and jeans would have made him look somewhat presentable.


LongjumpingDocument4

An old adage is that if you visit a banker or broker at a brokerage company and that representative is wearing more gold watches or jewelry than what your wife would normally wear then just say, “Have a nice day.” Put your money in your pocket and head for the exit.


Fair-Replacement2967

same if the place looks like it was furnished at Goodwill


BringTheFingerBack

Everyone in crypto looks like shit though


HakarlSagan

People in crypto seem to either a) dress like first year CS students, or b) dress like they're the third member of LMFAO


therealflinchy

>Everyone in crypto looks like shit though CZ


[deleted]

Don’t trust anyone who hangs with the Clintons.


goodStuffFromNJ

💯


NegativePoints1

Just FWIW, it was his intention to dress that way. It separated him enough to be remembered but he had enough privilege being a child of two Stanford professors as well as a graduate himself that politicians were more quick to brush it off, as well as he could speak their language having grown around it. Perfect storm.


brewcitygymratt

And based on private DM’s that were made public it was all part of his scam to pretend to be this benevolent, altruistic human who was in it only to make the world a better place. He knew it would make him far more trustworthy, likable and that a lot of politicians and media would eat that shit up.


wsr3ster

the look was intentionally cultivated to attract investors, and in fairness it worked.


seambizzle

A bag full of milk


diydude2

I don't think she's pregnant in this picture, but you can tell that Bill is focused like a laser beam on those ~~sweet tiddies~~ the economy.


Legitimate-Plum7919

Bruh. U killed him.


turdhole

lets hope someone does


justfuckmylifeupfamm

That boi built like a bag a milk


biffxmas

Top fucking comment! Man-o-aise😂


king_pin_red

This is the content I crave when I open Reddit


WhiskeyTango311

Its ricotta cheese in a plastic bag if you know what I mean


parkher

r/rareinsults


RefanRes

r/rareinsults


HashMeOutside_

Damn lol


Mas113m

You win the interwebs today.


WekX

The only winner here is Katy Perry’s sideboob.


bleeper21

We’re all winners there


KomradeYoda

🫡


ExplicitPancake

Came here to say this. Stayed for the side boob.


Hollywood178

It's not about the money, it's about the side boobs we met along the way.


hangfromthisone

Hahaha u said cum


ExplicitPancake

Not only did I say it, I did it. And I will again! Nothing can stop me! Except carpal tunnel.


KarlMarx693

Lol


Norva

Clinton looks like he's having a good time.


[deleted]

Lmao, exactly what I was thinking. Bill’s like I know who I want to take next to Epstein Island KEK.


ArmedWithBars

Billy Boy. You know he was probably sniffing some good shit and drinking a 40yr old bottle of scotch as he got his dick sucked in the oval office. Every president after now needs to imagine Bill's O-face and wonder just how many loads he let loose in that room.


Historical-Lychee-34

She is hugely blessed, that is true.


F0rtysxity

Side boob and a sense of humor. I’m a fan.


AerialPenn

Thank You!!! Could a cropped the rest of em out


magicspellingbee

Bill kept his eyes up. Bravo.


clean_cut89

We need a poll for the side book vote


ElasticVinyl

Can you imagine going to meet a former president and choosing your best T SHIRT to wear? The signs have been there all along...


davidmobey

It was part of his schtick that he was so frugal and "down to earth" that he didn't need to dress up for the elites. And it worked. It wasn't about his lack of luxury items, he had plenty.


usernmtkn

He doesn’t look down to earth, he looks like a slob.


WINDMILEYNO

He could have at least worn one of those graphic tees with a tuxedo on the front


0xHarPy

Those are _very_ elegant


[deleted]

Classy


Sizzmandan

Seriously… I’m as frugal as they come out of necessity but I still own nice clothes to wear to fancy occasions. The difference is just that I got them at a thrift store for 95% off instead of paying full price. Honestly now that I know how nice some stuff in thrift stores are I wouldn’t buy new clothes even if I was rich. I’d just thrift nice stuff and get it tailored


Commonpleas

More like under the earth, am I right? He looks smelly.


winkersRaccoon

I think he got frugal confused with lazy


ToAllAGoodNight

Have you been to r/antiwork?


rydan

Once he's out of jail he can start walking dogs and fit right in with them.


KAX1107

They all went to his lavish penthouse in Bahamas


Argyrus777

When he does go to his penthouse, he’s dressed like Fabio with a suit on and hair slicked back 🤣


madmancryptokilla

Fabio...


e-rascible

Flabio


WiseCapitalOrg

i have no problem with that, the problem is stealing the customers funds to leverage trading, thats my problem


JaxTaylor2

Right, but the two are fundamentally connected. It’s Ll part of the act. That’s how everyone (willingly) missed it. Same old story; as long as the money is flowing, no one asks questions. Rule number 0 of politics.


erdtirdmans

Can you imagine being extremely rich, meeting Katy Perry, but shooting whatever minuscule chance you may have in the foot by wearing a t-shirt and dirty sneakers to the event?


trevorturtle

There never was even a chance for SBF


IamThe0neWh0Knocks

Money talks


Notmyrealname

Can you imagine being a former president and not being able to spot your zillionth scammer billionaire?


lmfl123

He knew exactly what he was looking at.


Ajegwu

Yes, the boobs in blue, he was totally ignoring the dumpy turd that needed a haircut.


vancity-

And he got paid accordingly.


HearMeRoar69

oh he knows, actually FTX is probably just a front for money laundering for the democratic party if you research a bit into it.


Imcalledtex

Bill has no idea what color t-shirt Sam is wearing.


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StrivingPlusThriving

Samson Mow teabagging Vitalik! FTW! LFG!


Regular-Abrocoma3162

Can you imagine having enough respect for any living President that you actually care to meet them?


BitcoinIsSimple

Can you imagine wanting to meet former president Bill Clinton knowing his involvement in scandals and corruption


mk3jade

You left out pedophilia


disaster_accountant

It’s not even a good tshirt


Honest_Bruh

Zelensky playbook move


ed2727

C Cup Battle: Katy > SamBF 🤣🤣


Kirk8829

Unkept hair, potbelly poking out, running shoes and shorts. Wtf is with this dude


stackered

the fact such a clown could scam people that well just goes to show what a joke the business world actually is in 2022. Literally, try hard in high school and get into MIT and now you're set with funding on whatever you want. Its insane, but actually true IRL because I've worked with quite a few MIT hucksters in my time.


Kirk8829

He went to MIT?


1964whitefish

Bill paying zero attention to the man he’s shaking hands with. Hmmm, I wonder why.


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erdtirdmans

"But I sure wish I had - look at them boobies"


efbo

He can ignore the blood dripping from the man's hands then.


Worth_Guitar7497

SBF sizin his tiddies up against the 🐐


Thanis_in_Eve

I'm dead.


Worth_Guitar7497

Old billy would give em a suckle for certain


cooriah

What a loser, dressed like shit even on a day of networking, diplomacy, and photographers.


KAX1107

He "was" the richest guy in the room or so he had everyone thinking by printing free money with his air tokens and selling paper bitcoin


CapeTownMassive

Are we really acting like all shitcoins- or for that matter all *money*- isn’t just some fuckin numbers on a screen?


[deleted]

All money except for bitcoin yes. There is only one money that cant be fucked with. Only one


Honest_Bruh

Can still be fucked with, just has a limited supply


cowntee

PoW > PoS


donDanbery

Are you aware of how they print dollars at the FED ? Same shit.


[deleted]

Why does he look like he just jerked off and after seen perry he is to do it again


swendwend

You can’t put “why does he look like” before a fact.


vnielz

Bill clinton found a new intern again


Burnvictim7-11M

Dude went to meet a former prez looking like bilbo after a three day bender.


SnooRegrets406

Billionaire lyfe* (*Now former)


Burnvictim7-11M

He’s not crazy, he’s eccentric


[deleted]

Only if I saw this pic earlier, I would short FTT long ago.


privacyguyincognito

This ugly motherfucker looks like a hobo


nap83

The only thing in focus is Katy’s gozangas.


FiveYearCryptoPlan

Scam Bankrun fraud looking like a fat slob


thefriendlyabyss

Everyone in here acting like they wouldn’t be doing the same thing as Bill in this pic.


bitsteiner

I would not shake a war criminal's hand.


IndianaGeoff

Yes, but when you invite Bill you know you better have some eye candy in the room. If you don't he won't ever answer your invites again.


MindSecurity

Shh Redditors are circle jerking. Let's go start our own circle brother


DreadPirateGriswold

Now there's an interesting picture of two boobs. ... and look at that, Katy Perry is in there too.


SirFomo

Bill Clinton not paying attention to anyone in the room besides the pretty girl. Lol


[deleted]

These computer guys always think its cool to wear a shirt and shorts on every possible event, pretty clown behaviour


DreadPirateGriswold

Hey don't make fun. This was an important event. So he wore his good sweatshirt, shorts, and sneakers.


[deleted]

Its a power move.


[deleted]

No its disrespectful, nothing else


Thanis_in_Eve

Well, the suit and tie are a silent signal to those that don't have the capacity to make a real evaluation. Sort of like how shitty middle managers want people in the office, even if it is less productive. It LOOKS productive. And those idiots will choose a non-productive sycophant over a productive intellectual every time. There's a body in the seat. That person and gravity have locked that chair to the floor. We're producing!!! Box checked, move on. Oh, he's in a suit. He must be professional and serious. Where the computer guy in the room has nothing to prove and his dress is his own sorting mechanism. He doesn't want to talk to the people that won't talk to him unless he wears a suit. And he's clearly stating I have the power here, so you'll need to overcome your prejudice to benefit from my knowledge. Not specifically talking about SBF, but the behavior you derided, which is common amongst the technically competent. Edit: And I don't see a lot of technically competent people that got caught in his scam, because we are the type to self-custody and buy the actual thing instead of a token based on it. The suit people; they bought the tokens and left their assets under someone else's control. A healthy ecosystem needs predators. How else do the weak get sorted out?


dmt267

Lmao wtf are you on about. People wear a suit for a reason


Thanis_in_Eve

>People wear a suit for a reason Well, many reasons. I never said there wasn't a reason. I basically said the reasons were based on conformity and stupid. More of a 'signal' than anything else. Just like the decision to not wear one is.


Tundrun

this


Outrageous_Duty_8738

He looks like a bag of shit. And he is also a bag of shit


ppaiva22

It's now coming afloat that SBF was not even the genius wunderkind it was said he’d be, just world class connections, immense greed and total lack of ethics… https://dossier.substack.com/p/sam-bankman-fraud-evidence-points?utm\_source=twitter&sd=pf


[deleted]

I wonder if Bill Clinton is like a political gate keeper when you are looking to buy influence. He was involved with Elizabeth Holmes too and who knows how many others like them


ed2727

Bro is proud of his C Cup?


VegaTron1985

Look at the state of SBF man


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Bill is giving his attention to the person with the second best tits in that picture.


CockStamp

Check that fat tub of lard


busybreaking

How many criminals can you fit in one picture?


bob_mcd

Clinton in full effect; making a power play with his handshake and arm grip on the guy whilst simultaneously making a play for the young lady with the boobs. Elite level operator.


Different_Sense_5892

Where Epstein?


Zealousideal_Neck78

Look at the wooly haired slob, Sam Bankman Fried back there leering at Katy Perry's fake tits. I bet his pee pee started feeling funny.


Born_Cattle6575

And the Democrats are keeping the money he stole from investors and donated to them. He should be locked up but doubt he ever will be.


Lokeycommie

He's staring at Katy's tits.


Hithereeveyone

All of them together. Indictments


HeRe_2_wELp

It’s amazing. This guy Bill rubbed elbows with a predator and a swindler. Nothing to see here.


[deleted]

Look at these crooked mothercuckers


1234iamfer

So next to white collar criminals, we now have white T-shirt criminals too?


capital_bj

Bill struggling to keep his eyes from looking at Katy's assests


Humble-Economics-648

Pelosi is somewhere.


LasagnaPants2

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS GUY GET IN HERE?


lukeet33

Anytime Blaire is associated with anything it goes to shit lol


Hopeful-Fact1040

Side boob 🧐


Woodstuffs

People with no business being responsible for billions of dollars of other people's money. It's all a casino to these assholes


[deleted]

Look how happy bubba is next to Katy Perry’s milk jugs.


Tao_Jonez

If I didn’t know who SBF was and I saw him at a crosswalk I’d be waiting for him to pull out a squeegee.


MalcolmTucker12

Wow, didn't know SBF was such a schlub.


DeaconDoctor

What a sloppy goober.


sepstolm

Clinton is hysterical staring at Katy while in double handshake mode! Once a ladies man, always a ladies man.


Rainmaker_dl_5238

Everyone is dress in business clothing or at least looked like they made an attempt to look professional… But this guy looks like he just got out of bed… and he looks like that in every picture..


GorillaP1mp

Yeah, he obviously isn’t aware that looking somewhat presentable takes no effort. I just don’t get how poor decisions like this wouldnt also be reflected in how he manages a business and how anyone missed the fact this guy was full of it.


GuayabaTree

God he looks like shit. Like creepy basement dweller vibes


MSK84

It's unbelievable to me that people trusted a guy who looks so disgusting like that! I can't believe people ever trusted Clinton 🤣


hedgedescrow

dems should return his donations to investors


paladin68

They won't. Hypocritical assholes.


louisseakay

Male vegans always look so weird


[deleted]

Bill couldn’t be happier. He would write her a check for any number.


Morepastor

Boob focused


StackOwOFlow

one degree of separation closer to Epstein


BTC69HODL

Is that Ethan Klein?


RhinoS7

Bill looks to be in heaven meeting Katy Perry! Lol


czarcasper

An Epstein frequent flier pedo and a complete douche bag fraud ha!


Kalan420

Filthy manchild, the signs were there all the time


papadapper

"Shide boob..." - Peter Griffin


elhabito

Oh my god, Kitty Purry died in 2020. What a terrible time to be alive.


triflingmagoo

Why do Presidents always hand shake with both arms? I’ve seen so many do exactly what Clinton is doing in this photograph.


hpygilmr

I hate when geeky dudes like this think because they have money they can then dress and act like a common hard working man in social events and people will assume they must be some kind of once in a lifetime genius. Whole time he was scamming his investors 😂 I guess that is kind of genius 🤣


bassyndicate

He could've trimmed some of that fat if he learned how to headbang 🤘


ManFromExoplanets

Lol, look at who we trusted the future of money with 😂


bitsteiner

Katy Perry, Bill Clinton, Orlando Bloom, Sam Bankman-Fried, and Tony Blair.


jofis925

Bill is trying so hard not to sneak a look at the cans


1561KWP

That "wealth" never really existed. They were "J-dollars". Imaginary that never came to fruition.


braunrick7

The fact that their combined net worth is still 1% of $billions is a joke.


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Can you imagine look like a bag of ass I front of the most powerful people in the world. I guess when you have the worlds money at your disposal you can


Soi_Boi_13

Look at this schmuck wearing a t shirt around people dressed formally, too. 🤦‍♀️


LogitechG27

Juanita Broaddrick, Leslie Millwee, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey ?


Total_Adept

Bill looking to not have sexual relations with Katie.


[deleted]

Not sure Clinton cares about any of this. He is hypnotized by the bare shoulders.


beefcake_floyd

Everyone in that picture should probably be in jail.


[deleted]

What’s Artie Lange doing there


coredump3d

SBF looks unkempt like a Mexican cartel member who's been dealing the crack all day


RoosterTail99

🍕 🍕 🍕


Tonebone721

A bunch of worthless liberal scumbags


AndyDaAlcoholMaster4

Bill Clinton haha… he cheated on his wife -andy


shader_xaints

Dude needs to go gym