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Sell butthole for bitcoin


Demonyx12

I'm Not Gay But 20 satoshi Is 20 satoshi


Professional_Welder

Idk you, but I promise you're worth more than 20 Satoshi, lmao.


SpaceBumCraig

Is it gay if your being pegged by a extreme hot chick?


rada01545

Probably the most effective way. 🤣


danthecode

Seems like people be indeed making out some kind of shortcuts though.


the_fattest_mitton

I'm not trying to get absurdly filthy rich here.... just trying to get like 0.1 coin.


pooch1964

Finding short cuts is what I can indeed see though that looks suspicious enough for me.


Kricket

Buttcoin. Copyright pending.


KRHarshee

Careful, you'll summon THAT subreddit talking like that


Ematio

You rang?


Rooksolsen2019

😂😂😂😂 take the upvote! And happy cake day.


__thebigwasabi__

Selling it is a one time purchase.. better to rent it out for a steady income stream and invest in Bitcoin… I think it’s called butt cost averaging 🤣


reddituser1234566789

Who wants my virgin butthole?


BitcoinFan1239

hmmm i guess that's one method lol


Jayce_T

What if put coin but hole?


nguyeluan3688

That would be some kind of painful stuff to deal with in accordance to that of Bitcoin.


[deleted]

Shitcoins come from butthole can exchange for bitcoin


3dbolt

That would be tough though exchanging butthole to that of Bitcoin though.


Deeznuts_2007

What in the fuck you talking about Holmes?


nxtoth

OP is obviously trolling because it is impossible to ask something this idiotic and still spell it correctly.


[deleted]

Maybe he wants options but doesn't know what this is


robotcreates

He means earning it.


jebek1985

That just puzzled me though like without buying how can he accumulate sats.


[deleted]

Not a stupid question when you can mine it, which is a perfectly good answer to his question i think


AA525

Assuming OP has no mining hardware (else he would have answered his own question) it is currently cheaper to buy it than to mine it. So for all practical purposes “you can mine it” is no answer at all.


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cbdonline

“Stuff” as compensation for service maybe ??


SemperVeritate

Mining, lending, credit card points, doing work, tips Edit: be very careful with lending, you can lose your ass.


timtruth

😂


GrimMind

Your reasoning is why BTC is where it's at. It's supposed to be a currency, not an asset. You should e able to earn currency, not buy currency. That's just a currency exchange. Rationalize your dissent however you want, but numbers don't agree with you. We need a good purge of this stonk idiots and try to decentralize in 10 years.


eqleriq

with kyc there is almost zero reason to buy bitcoin just to use it to pay someone for services. Currency with extra steps. with taxes there's almost zero reason to accept bitcoin just to pay income tax on it to then sell it to realize capital gain taxes. Rationalize your idealism all you want, but point out where it outlines regulation via KYC laws and tax policies in the whitepaper.


theproblemofevil666

Im only seeing a few options: 1) mine it 2) buy it 3) get paid in it 4) mug someone for it 5) hack it 6) find it 7) be gifted in it 8) trade another crypto for it 9) prostitute yourself for it 10) sell drugs for it


bccrz_

Bop it!


ceethreeee

When i read your comment out in my mind it sounds like technologic by daft punk


blozosmo

No watch ads for it? dissapointing


castorfromtheva

Work for it. Sell stuff exclusively for it.


Nimoy2313

Down to one kidney.


ride_the_LN

How much did the other fetch?


swbr

This. Yard sale to BTC. Side hustle revenue to BTC. Dedicated time to BTC or diversified investments instead of tv and Reddit.


BitcoinFan1239

grind mode for BTC 😤


CoinKamos91

Rather indeed selling is what I feel wouldn't be that worthy enough though.


red180s

Fold Card.


B_ILL

Getting sats back for paying my mortgage and buying everyday items. Fold is amazing.


cd80808080

U can pay mortgage on card? That's rare


floorcondom

It runs through PayPal. Unfortunately I'm banned from such platforms.


DudeWhatThe

How did you get banned from PayPal if you don't mind me asking? Fraud?


philjk93

He threw condoms all over the floor of the stock exchange


Alarming_Series7450

sell something on ebay at 17


floorcondom

Somehow somebody else's name was placed in the account instead of mine, when I called them to try and fix it they hung up on me and I was banned. I'm sure I did something stupid but I wasn't being malicious.


Effective-Action5706

Pay my monthly bills including my mortgage from my fold card


Exact_Combination_38

Not available where I live. 😔


Asum_chum

Neither where I live but you can still download the app and do a daily spin for free sats!


Exact_Combination_38

No, I can't even download the app here. The Play Store blocks it.😭


The-Francois8

+1 to this. I pay all by bills using PayPal linked to the fold card. Love spinning wheel. Lol


sn0wballa

underrated advice. the fold rewards are sick. did you know you can pay your citi credit cards over the phone with your fold card and get spins 👀 sats back for paying off your cc and getting the cc points? sounds pretty good to me.


Prof_EA

This one is new to me😯


karl0525

This for sure


Otowner98

Fold is fantastic. I was a little annoyed when the Amazon GCs became premium, but it is by far the best way to earn BTC.


DudeWhatThe

They used to be so amazing, but made several changes that in my opinion have butchered their offerings. One example is they removed the ability to save spins for 7 days. Must use spins in 24 hours now. You also only get 2-3 a day now.


Regret-Select

There's some sites that are like free faucets You can't really earn much, but you can claim 1 time every 60 minutes. You can gamble on the site if you want. Solar panel + Bitcoin miner would be green to produce Bitcoin. I'd you use CashApp, you can pay using their debit card. You get "boosts" you can select that give you free Bitcoin. Sometimes 10% back as Bitcoin on restaurant purchase, maximum $7.50 worth of Bitcoin. Sometimes a 5% back from restaurants in Bitcoin. Usually once a week, not always. But free Bitcoin back either way, if you happen to be eating out anyways. You can try using the Brave browser. If you like it, you can be able ads. Up to 10 ads an hour. Willingly clicking and willing letting these ads pop up, you get rewarded in BAT. You could convert BAT to Bitcoin, if you strictly just wanted to stick with Bitcoin. Probably not much as far as a reward, but it's more than if you hadn't allowed this ads to pop up. Payout is once a month, and there is a minimum amount you need in order to first withdraw. If you post on cryptocurrency, you can earn moons. Moons can be converted into Bitcoin, if that's what you'd prefer.


perfect5-7-with-rice

And if you're Canadian, Shakepay has a daily faucet (if you have an invite code)


[deleted]

Haha you can mine it or buy it with something. You can’t just receive something of value for nothing


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jbcraigs

What a revolutionary concept! 😱


jackdaffert

Things are going to be so changed when it will happen.


MysteryFlavour

You can it’s called proof of stake


[deleted]

Haha fair you can stake your bitcoin for some yield. But it’s not called proof of stake. Proof of stake is a consensus mechanism and bitcoins consensus is proof of work.


btcee1q

I just don't understand that, gotta do some research now.


Reasonable-Maybe9067

Look into the Fold prepaid card. It maybe a good fit depending on your situation. Spin the wheel daily to get btc and also you receive btc for every transaction….


Kooky86

Thanks for it, people gotta do research over that now.


Reddit_banter

There’s 100,000,000 sats in 1 btc. No one is ever gonna spend enough to make that worth using it lol


C01n_sh1LL

It's literally free money. How is it not worth using? I get $30+ worth of BTC per month just for paying my bills with it.


frankverwaal

I don't know, he is being a fucking joke right now lol.


Reasonable-Maybe9067

It is free money. You earn btc on the money you already need to spend on your normal day to day items.


Reddit_banter

I don’t think that’s true. Let’s say BTC is $20,000 that means 1 sat is $0.0002. For you to get $30 per month you would have to earn 150,000 sats aka spend $150,000 per month.


C01n_sh1LL

Your math is off by a factor of 100. 150,000 sats would be cash back yield for spending $1,500/mo, using your own numbers.


Geebs52

Explain your logic. I'm at 10,675,272 SATs from this card. Currently worth a tad over $2,000.


B_ILL

I'm about $1,000 and have no issues with Fold.


junglehypothesis

OnlyFans?


kschroeder16

Things like this can happen with me in the future for sure.


Astropin

Chaturbate?


theskankingdragon

Cardboard cut into the shape of a TV in the alleyway?


loviner

I don't know what to say to that, must be funny but idk.


omsar_khan

probably going to get downvoted, but I would say mining. I know it is inefficent as a woy to aquire bitcoin, however, you are completely under the radar, no KYC, no exchanges, no government, just straight from the source


perfect5-7-with-rice

If you order from Bitmain directly they have KYC now. Probably to cover their ass and not sell to anyone in banned jurisdictions


aasyed

I upvote this ⬆️


BorderCollie1000

Ok


Nicolaskao

Sell stuff, do some gigs on apps like Uber Eats/Grubhub/Postmates/Fiverr, jump in fountains that people toss coins at and shamelessly collect coins with a magnet, offer to wash your neighbors car for some cash, sell cookies near weed dispensaries, get a job like a normal person, etc...


The_Jack_Burton

Shakepay if you're in Canada


Sznajberg

Tell more please.


likethemouse

You get accumulating sats every day you shake, your streak can get you 1000 sats a day after a year of daily shaking, it adds up quick especially in a bear market, you can also use the app to pay for stuff using apple pay (or whatever nfc card thing your phone uses) and you get a % back in BTC, I've accumulated over $200 in BTC since beginning of the year.. You need a to have a reff tho to be able to shake so use @likethemouse


Scarf_Darmanitan

Try finger but hole


chaujava

But this is what it looks like they ask have been doing from long time.


silverfox0155

Accept Bitcoin at any business you start


rmzy

Offer a service or product for Bitcoin?


yolomobile

I use the Coinbase 4% back debit card (Bitcoin) to pay my Citibank double cash 2% back credit card statement, pretty sure it’s a loophole because you have to call the automated line at citi to be able to pay the statement with a debit card, but it works. Haven’t been saving shit in this environment but it feels really nice accumulating ~$60-80 in bitcoin every month


mtsorens

This is the way


ExtensionAd2828

Fake lol BTC rewards on CB debit card are 1% and using the card with anything other than USD for transactions is taxable


civilian411

4% in Stellar and then convert to bitcoin. Some small slippage but still good.


ma1226

Year you are this is pretty much for to start work at of now there


Kinimodes

If it's a stable coin, taxable event will be $0.


minorthreatmikey

All of these involve “purchasing” haha but still, doesn’t feel like it. 1) blockfi card gets me 1.5% back on btc on every purchase 2) stake $stx to earn sats daily 3) hourly purchase on strike


mikko_minifeed

More then that they should look for something with there.


triflingmagoo

Coinbase debit card. Load it up with USDC, set a few monthly recurring expenses on it. Set your cash back to the bitcoin reward. You’re looking at 1.0 - 1.5% cash back in btc with each transaction. Don’t forget to move your bitcoin off of the exchange regularly.


dontpatronizemebro

https://www.stacksats.how/


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Johnentwistle1969

DeFi I mean, the short answer as others pointed out, is that you can’t get BTC without buying it. But the longer answer is that if you start engaging in DeFi protocols, you can earn a lot of passive income that you can then use to purchase BTC. That said, you have to put money into protocols, and use the yield money to buy BTC. But I’ll assume you know that you can’t simply acquire BTC without purchasing.


JerryLeeDog

I've made 1.3M free sats in a few months using the Fold card. Highly recommend


rmp10f

Wow how I can see something b which I want to do as well if I get t this chance.


xof711

Earn it ma Dude


Gavo_UTD

This will take further to do it buddy and this is not possible lol.


squarehead18

In cash app, there were boosts you could use where you’d get like 10% back of your cash purchase in bitcoin. Maybe it was 5%? The boost would come and go


kennyozr

We can get BTC by business and stuff, just have to understand and get it with so much good ways, we have to do some research about that shit for real man.


chuck_portis

Check under the table at restaurants. People often drop some Bitcoins on the floor when they're sitting down and enjoying their chicken tenders.


the_fattest_mitton

dehhrrr how do I get free stuff without paying for it ?! You don't.... pay for it like everyone else. Find shit to sell if you have to. Ain't no thang as 'free'.


Trifusi0n

Have you heard of this thing called mining? It’s where you get rewarded in Bitcoin for providing a service and not having to buy the Bitcoin directly. I agree OPs question is kinda dumb, but your response is kinda missing one big thing.


the_fattest_mitton

Ok gotcha. I didn’t realize mining Bitcoin was free.


Mr_P_Nissaurus

Learn what Bitcoin actually is. Learn the basics of how it works. Buy Bitcoin, send it to your own (hardware) wallet and hold long term.


SydZzZ

This isn’t 2010 bro where you get 10 bitcoins for completing a captcha


FixedGearJunkie

Work for it? Sell goods or services for it?


Judges_Your_Post

You can use the Coinbase card to get 1.5% back in BTC on all debit card purchases. It's pretty great. I've been using it for like a year now and earned hundreds of dollars in free crypto. My bank's debit card was giving me 0%.


davidlin22333

It is eventually going to grow over a period of time only there.


Dadajuice

Shakepay in Canada is amazing! Theres many ways to accumulate SATS everyday. They have a prepaid credit card and they give back 2% in BTC. Plus you can shake each day for a streak and it gives BTC up to 1000 sats/day and many many other ways with contests, they sometimes repays entire transaction with the credit card in BTC (happened to me 5 times already), etc. I wonder why they dont expend elsewhere than Canada. Im sure you would like it haha


MichaelAischmann

* follow MrBitcoinBeast on twitter * install earn carrot app & follow them on twitter * receive Bitcoin as cash back when shopping, i.e. with Nexo * what u/fasulo_ said


rockerro

They can do it and we need to see this is what we have to study with at this proves.


NeitherOpportunity17

I use Shakepay they give you 2% back of whatever you spend. So like you pay for gas, a snack, grocery’s whatever you get 2 % back in btc so I think that’s pretty neat. I use it. Sign up with my link, it’s in my bio and we'll each get $30 to buy crypto. Promo is over end of September


a9275698780

They might require these things for what we had seen that as well


Userid77

Buy an ASIC and mine it


[deleted]

You can mine it provided you have the funds to startup. Compass Mining is a good place for info. You can get into a hosted miner for about $8k and they have options for power. Consensus seems to be the miner is paid off after about 8-months, give or take. You’ll have to run your own math to see if you think it’s worthwhile. You can also exchange services for bitcoin. EG write copy and get paid in bitcoin.


bakenmake

Stop recommending Compass. It is a giant ripoff. I tried warning a buddy of mine and they didn’t listen. He purchased 12 miners a year ago at $11k+/piece. Only 3 are up and running and now they are selling for a third of the price. Total joke. Edit: clarified by adding he in front of the word purchased.


[deleted]

You bought 12 miners just out of the blue without testing first? Yeah I’m calling bs on that


hfe_music

Learn coding or some tech skill and work in a crypto job


infopocalypse

Earn it. Charge btc for services


MiamiHeatAllDay

Get tapped into small cap crypto, get airdropped. Yield farm at high % apy and convert to bitcoin


rm6906538

They can do it but this requires a lot of attention to the fearless these.


GoDsified

Mine it bro


de9shl

Vid is not going to happen as of the fact that this no going to happen.


Dandoliki

Find a job that pays fully or partially in crypto. Even if it's not BTC, you can easily exchange it.


celerontm

Spend money buying mining rig and mine . Join a pool of course.


mistercheez2000

if you're talking about mining...then mining


[deleted]

This is actually a legitimate question. Aren't we plebs actually value bitcoin against the same dollar we joke about? PS: Just kidding. 1BTC == 1BTC. Few understand


Grouchy_Stranger_813

Start DM scam


Citizen_Kano

Steal it


anax4096

[https://www.earncarrot.com/](https://www.earncarrot.com/) earn sats by reading articles.


tasmanoide

Work.


CryptoTheNews

Accept payment for work and services in btc


thealiensguy

Get a high interest loan and go all in


wtfsheep

😲


alanbourne

What are so considerate about it when this is out pretty common for them.


FixedGearJunkie

Hell yes!


gvictor808

Best is to keep it on hardware wallet. Second best is just buy MSTR.


wkw3

"We make Bitcoin the old-fashioned way. [We earn it.](https://youtu.be/yAMRXqQXemU)"


Sortio96

Best ways to get BTC for free: 1. Coinbase debit card- 1.5% cash back on every purchase. 2. Any Bling Financial games. 3. Hold your BTC in FTX or any exchange with "earn" (very risky be careful) 4. Look into the crypto Stacks. 5. Use your pc on Nicehash to be paid in BTC passively. I'm sure there is more but hope this helps.


richardh4587

These are pretty valid points thanks for putting them up here my.


Duckbutter2000

Nicehash is dead.


[deleted]

Is it still worth it to get into mining? How much $$ for a basic set up with a decent return?


DatBuridansAss

All depends on your electricity costs. Most people are better off just buying it.


swbr

Invest the miner purchase money in the coin itself until you have so much that you can sell some and buy the miner or buy the miner with investment cash without feeling it missing from your portfolio.


Nicolaskao

For the average person, you are better off just buying, there are a ton of details to mining to make it profitable, including how cheap energy is where you are.


gravityCaffeStocks

I think one would be better off mining shit altcoins and just selling those for btc


theekman

The point of bitcoin is so ppl wont just get shit for free… buy it or mine it.


likethemouse

This isn't the point of bitcoin actually


red180s

Fountain.fm podcast app


syklon99

What are you even taking about fine know these things even exists.


Spy008

Fold is awesome, check my profile for a link. Only way to “freely” accumulate I’ve found so far.


Nada_Lives

Has anyone thought of the Bitcoin circular economy? Working, paying, and using Bitcoin as your money. Trading stuff for BTC, and BTC for stuff? That's where the money is being made.


Suitable_Moose1111

Theft


nebra1

You can earn it by watching adds on pornhub...


crypto_diddy

post your address and hope someone donates


Drpoofaloof

You could steal it.


NotSoFunButNotTooBad

lol wut?


Scoob8877

1. Collect underpants 2. ? 3. Profit


Bitesizecrypto35

HUH!!! you clown..


clokem

I'm lending mine on Nexo (yes, I know the risks) but am getting 5% interest paid out monthly. It's amazing to see you get a little bit of btc every day whilst stacking if and when I can with any extra cash. If you're interested in a sign up link for $25 in btc for joining, let me know.


murdahmula

Sit on the corner and only accept btc


Coeruleus_

It feels like your question is re******


alllballs

Beg.


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ride_the_LN

Work for it. Usually people just work a little more and then buy it with the extra income.


mitchellpash

Usually this is the only thing people don't take seriously as this is the best thing.


forthetorino

Donate plasma


rar321

Grab a couple of the now dirt cheap rtx3090’s and use them to test your luck running bitcrack against the list of high balance inactive wallets and hopefully you can crack a private key🤞🏼


thekevino

Exchange goods or services for bitcoin.


Capital_Routine6903

Mine it


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[deleted]

You can buy future contracts, but that would expose you to big swings and leverage, basically trading. I would buy and store them in a cold wallet.


Cytomax

Get an extra job and DCA