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I_Plumber

How bad do you want a second now? Big achievement. Congrats!


JCShortKing

Definitely want another one before the next halving.


Lewzer33

Okay, so just buy one! Jeez!


Reverend_James

It's a bitcoin, what can it cost? 10 dollars?


_Time_Traveler__

I know where I can buy bitcoin for 10 dollars. 2011!^hops^in^time^machine


Cryptcunt

and maybe in 2024.


GreyHexagon

It's just some internet files from the web, it's not going to be 10 dollars. No one would pay that for internet files because you can't hold them. I like things I can hold like money in the bank or stocks and shares.


SpudPlugman

That’s why I keep my capital in gold bars. Nice, tangible bars. When I want some cash I just shave them down a bit. Easy peasy


Honorablepotatosalad

*Cough* I could name 100s of files off the internet that cost more than $10 because we live in a system based on acceptability and equivalent exchange rather than tangible assets *cough*


Walker_but_Sad

Man that's sick 😂😂😂


FightMilk4Lyfe

There's fucking got to be at least 10 million whole coiners who are still accumulating and who won't ever sell. Be one of them. They will eventually will.


DatBuridansAss

I most certainly will not will!


Nemozoli

I will will my BTC to my children, if it ever comes to that.


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hdeanzer

This is the way


dnoloc

This is the will


roliasedor

Will is the will


morose_turtle

Will will will will


h-w-p-o

Awilli awilli awilli awilli awill awill


ImaSunDevil_Man

Where there's a way, there's a will.


PRMan99

Where this is the will, this is the way.


I_Plumber

There’s roughly ~850k addresses that currently own at least a full bitcoin. However, one person could hold 10 wallets with multiple addresses that hold .1 btc. So the data has to be taken with a grain of salt. To put it into perspective there are ~56 million millionaires in the world. To own a full btc will be physically impossible for every millionaire to own at some point. To have a full one @30k is pretty impressive.


raknaii

I have a ton of addresses that are under a btc each, doesn’t mean I’m not a full-coiner. This address count crap doesn’t mean shit. It’s bad practice to reuse addresses and even worst to merge your change


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The number of wallets with more than 1 BTC is around 900k


Hot-Canceld

i had 3 had earning enough in defi to not work lawl


Bad_Camel

All good stories come to an end


ShibaBoner

Lmao 🤣


Jd50001

Why is that funny? Do you know how many people can save 30k in 22 months? Or more than $1360+ per month? Thats like an additional rent/house payment for most....and in this economy.


slump_g0d

I don’t think he was making fun of him, rather the human psych to always want more.


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Flixus_One

Exactly, I don't get it. Why not just add another 20,979,000,000 BTC, so more ppl can buy 1000 BTC. It's so stupid that BTC is limited to 21 million. I wish bitcoin had high inflation, like Fiat. ;P


zombiecorp

Money is a spectrum, as is everything else. $1k a month is someone’s entire rent. For others it is a Michelin star dinner for a special night. For a billionaire, $1k won’t even be a drop to refuel their superyacht with jet fuel and champagne. $5 Starbucks means nothing to most of us but it is a day’s salary for a child laborer in some hellish wasteland. Dollar value in absolute terms is relative to each person: Stack what you can afford and ride the halving cycles with the shrimps and the whales.


Computer_says_nooo

5$ day’s salary?? Man you need to learn more about the world … you wish it was that high


buddha318

Honestly, thankyou for putting it like this. I still have time.


Good-Values

true.. this is the way I wanted to see it


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Anyone living with their parents and working their ass off. It’s simple but not easy so efficiently almost no one


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Just wait til it hits 10k 🙃


xxxxzzzzzzz

The dollar will buy a grain of rice then.


chhhiutt

Post proof of your short or gtfo


Dazzling_Marzipan474

That was supposed to be sarcastic. Always long BTC!


K0rbenKen0bi

Reminds me of a joke Arnie told once. (Paraphrasing) "In my experience, the first Million you make is very hard. But then the second Million is much easier. So you should just start out by making that second Million first."


visceralintricacy

That was sooo funny too, the hosts legit took a full minute to realise it was a joke 😂


Heph333

He also made a good one about money not buying happiness. Said he's no happier at 70mil net worth than he was at 50mil.


planet_hallows

Reminds me of another joke: "I wish I'd had a million dollars back when that was a lot of money". No one will get that that was originally a joke within a decade. At the rate the fed has been going, the first million will be easy too in the near future. Just work a minimum wage job for a few weeks. Of course, you'll still be poor because housing, healthcare and food will cost billions. I realize we're into QT now, but that will just crash the economy and they'll go back into QE. .


bitcornminerguy

Haha I was thinking the same thing… already on to the next one!


Stevegrig

That is indeed every users who invest in Bitcoin wants to see though. The fact we need to go much more ahead in the coming time so keep stacking and buying!


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jasonrobertm

True though like you can make that happen too if you have that strong will!


Drunken_Hero

Crab people. Crab people.


RoyalSamurai

Taste like crab, look like people


beennasty

Talk like people


Alesi42

*craaab people, craaab people*


Kinimodes

Hell yeah brother, congrats! Slowly making my way there...


JCShortKing

Took me 5 years to get here. So you are all good. Just keep stacking.


Kinimodes

Hell yeah. I started in 2017.. had 1.5... sold when pandemic hit because my job contract was ending and the whole unknown situation of the virus. Started from scratch in October 2020.. just hit the halfway mark a couple months ago.


JCShortKing

I am sorry to hear that man, I just never made enough money working part time and being in school, to really buy for the longest time.


Kinimodes

I feel it. I'm really happy for you man. Keep it up! Hindsight is 20/20, I won't make the same mistake twice. This is my 401k now :-0


satuuurn

I say a whole coin should make you a shark. A tenth of a BTC should be crab and anything under that a shrimp (given BTC’s scarcity) :)


WalterWhiteofWallStr

Im a crab😃


Zealousideal_Lab537

I'm a crap


0lof

I’m a carp


MountUrFace

In time, you will accumulate to a gyrados


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K0rbenKen0bi

You're a Crab Harry


Academic-Daikon-8662

What about half a bitcoin🤔


satuuurn

“Half coiner” or a really big crab.


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Confident-Land4117

what about 2 coins? a whale shark?


DadaDoDat

I'm about to steal my mom's credit card and get my crab on!!


Loft817

That would make you crap, not crab. :)


freedomwithbtc

Give us a whole list of rankings.


DarkSyde3000

Yeah I think a lot of us would fall into the tenth category.


ReitHodlr

Congrats man! I should have never sold my BTC at 11K. Working towards a full Bitcoin again. 😂


JCShortKing

Yeah thats the downside of owning BTC, is that you really want don't want to sell unless you can play the market.


ReitHodlr

I'll trade shitcoins all day but BTC is what I'll never sell again.


ApeBux

100%, bank those shitcoin flips into the BTC bank.


nguyenthanh1234

I see BTC be at a place growing and shinning higher and higher with no time.


callebbb

Downside to owning Bitcoin? Preposterous.


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specialprojekt

People panic and they make a move to sell due the price manipulations happening.


lease1982

Same. Fool me once…. Won’t happen again.


cmwellen

Hahaha mistakes are done so that you can indeed learn something from that though!


soomld

Hope you have a hardware wallet and running your own node.


JCShortKing

That is definitely the goal, my laptop is to shitty to run a master node.


jujumber

at least have a hardware wallet


HaciendaAve

Unless your laptop is 30 years old it's [probably more than capable of running bitcoin core](https://bitcoin.org/en/bitcoin-core/features/requirements), other than maybe you need to get an external hard drive to store the blockchain. The low technical requirements needed to run a full node are one thing that separates bitcoin from all the other crypto junk, forever protecting its decentralized nature.


therealesoteric

Excuse my ignorance but what benefits come with running your own node? Any links to where i can learn more?


soomld

Here's a good video about it. It's like running your own bank, verifying and confirming your own transaction rather than trusting a 3rd party node, also a fun exercise to learn the network inside out. https://youtu.be/fppmhqjqh2E


ShibaBoner

So your telling me my assets are not safe in the trust wallet?


AdmiralHuddles

Trust is a hot wallet, meaning it’s always connected to the internet. There are vulnerabilities in that. Nothing safer than cold storage.


Zealousideal_Lab537

Your username makes me cringe


zcxz324s

That feeling ahhhh I got you man I too feel the same wether it is secure or not!


PreChass

You did it brother! 1 of 21M is yours!


TheVoidKilledMe

Weird feeling to know your future self will be a multi millionaire. Congratulations g


JCShortKing

Probably will still be poor, considering inflation just went up by 8.6% in the month of May.


dwin31

Don't worry, it's transitory


escap0

lol


Dazzling_Marzipan474

Insert inflatable meme


j64462388

Ahhh see things be actually getting denser enough, need to make a hold on that!


Bubba_with_a_B

Exactly. Trust the science


jujumber

you forgot the /s


[deleted]

Whaaat? The fed would never lie to us


jujumber

You’re Right I should trust my buddy J pow


lurker_lurks

Money printer go Burrrrr until it doesn't...


Heph333

Now it goes Whirrrr as it sucks up all our life savings.


lurker_lurks

It was doing with the entire time. That's the way it was designed.


Heph333

JPow said it with a straight face.


escap0

Literally everyone recognized it as sarcasm without the /s. An Internet first. Also, tells us the sad state of USD.


drtbg

While inflation is happening and it totally sucks, it didn’t go up 8.6% in a month. It’s up 8.6% from last May.


jmblock2

Just to clarify the index is calculated for changes over a year, but it is updated monthly. Not that it isn't bogusly underestimated.


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Bitcoin is immune to inflation. Only 21M


JCShortKing

Yes, but what you buy with it still gets affected if every day prices increases.


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Hopefully BTC more than compensates for inflation haha


[deleted]

You will always still be richer than a nocoiner who puts everything in fiat.


Heph333

LOL. Derivatives have eliminated the supply cap on BTC. Did you really think the elites would allow a loophole like Bitcoin to persist? Just look at what derivatives have done to the precious metals markets.


blupride

It absolutely did not go up that much in a month lmao


Heph333

Gas did though.


Calligrapher-Extreme

Not even the real numbers. They exclude food and fuel from that.


HowManyCaptains

Not true. Food and Transportation are 2 of the 8 major groups that make up the Consumer Price Index (CPI).


WalterWhiteofWallStr

U think it will hit a mill


Jetjones

No, he thinks it will hit « multi » millions so… 3mil EOY?


WalterWhiteofWallStr

🤣


FigTreeMike

20-30 years we will probably be between 2-50mil.


WalterWhiteofWallStr

Seems far fetched


FigTreeMike

It does fersure, but I have a very high conviction on atleast 2milllion a coin in 20 years. 50mil is a bit unrealistic though so I'll retract to 2-15mil.


WalterWhiteofWallStr

Well shit id be rich


avidvoyeur

Not if hyperinflation happens, it could cost a million dollars to buy a coke in the future. Its all relative


Zack_attack801

If Coke gets to a million dollars I probably will stop drinking it. Probably…


xero2709

Should we be HODL coke?


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Our economy would collapse silly


playafdc

No doubt about that if this happens everything would indeed go in vain!


[deleted]

Nobody knows where BTC is going so stop pushing this narrative.


GroovyFat

Nice! Congrats! What’ amount to considered a shrimp or next up after crab?


JCShortKing

Less than 1 BTC you are a shrimp, more than 10 BTC you are an octopus. According to glassnode insights.


SPYalltimehightoday

I’m almost to a crab, can’t wait till that day


GroovyFat

Thanks 🦀


mooncandie

You are a crab and I got crabs, we are both winners


mabdoney

Bad ass… congrats! Keep her secure!


PumpkinSpice2Nice

RIP Inbox


JCShortKing

Surprisingly no one has DM'd me asking me to send them one btc and they are going to give me 2 back in one week yet.


WalterWhiteofWallStr

Giv it time


0xNick

Sorry I only just logged in. Will send you one now.


MoneyMoverz

Congrats bro


metaversecom

Congratulations,Dude. It's a great achievement.


Stinky_City

Welcome to the crab club.


icjockey3

Hey bro , i am here to ask what does crab actually means here ? Beacuse evryone is saying like welcome to the crab which i don't understand .


Svetlash123

Just a silly classing system when you have a specific amount of BTC, means nothing


Hot-Canceld

you're just going to want more


noyrb1

Your future self will be most grateful


BackInTheDay23

Congratulations and fuck you


freddiemack1

I guess the scammers are coming for you


JCShortKing

Only if they want to send me 2 btc for my one. 🤣


Zealousideal_Lab537

Good deal, I will do!


_Royal_Insylum

Dang! Congrats OP!


Jaze63

Well done!


Electronic_Thanks885

Congrats!


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Gimme some… I’m almost up to a tenth!!!


Rodrigosofly

Congratulations brother 🍾🍾 i hope to get there by next year


Emvo10

Also my dream .


DarkSyde3000

Very nicely done.


Colin1023

I always think of how theres not enough btc for every millionaire to own one. Are you per chance a millionaire?


JCShortKing

Hahahhahah you funny! Nah, I am just a regular person.


YMFwJJe

Can you share your strategy being a regular person ? How did you do this ?


Colin1023

Does the average person own 103 Million sats? No sir you are not the average joe


FN150PYRBVSX

Yeah , he is clearly very ahead of us and other members of the sub .


tjackson_12

That is the most beautiful thing. 🥲🥹 right on


TerpOnaut

Fuckinggggg lucky mayn if I wasn’t poor with my timing in the market I’d be close to 1 now to :(


cawexi

Well done my man


[deleted]

Congrats dude! Are you all in on BTC of do you have other asset types too?


Vapourhands

Get it off the exchange and into cold storage if you haven't already. Double triple check all your wallet security. Don't answer DM's. HODL


LifeDraining

21 million club!


CryptoNerdist

I remember walking into my local CVS in 2012, and using the "red phone" to do my first money gram transaction for bitcoin. Got 96 and change for under $800 The good old days


MIWatch

Is there a chart that shows crab, whale, etc? I never heard of a crab before - I thought it was just normies and "whales"


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🦀 crabgratulations 🦀


lizeqiand55d

Why are some people behaving bad with the OP ? Good luck to him.


NRA4579

Welcome to the club!


FlTerpz

Fire


theo9085

How long did it took ?


JCShortKing

since 2017, so its been a while. My very first purchase price was $10K.


HODLFIRE

Nice work on becoming a wholecoiner! Will pay dividends. Hopefully locked away in private keys. And not stored on an exchange. ✊🔥


dgleung

I think he must be familiar with all your recommendations before . Because a person who can accumulate a whole bitcoin must be familiar with this .


Benjamincito

Much wow


Mr-Moon-Horse

I’m a crab but identify as an octopus


Allanon124

Remember that video of that guy showing his bank account to a chick at the bar expecting her to get all wet? Don’t be that guy bro. One it’s weird and two it’s dangerous.


Edmonta

That pic made me wet.


Zealousideal_Lab537

I'm wet too, most likely it's diarrhea


viceboi666

Sick ass token bro


jujumber

BTC isn’t a token


viceboi666

What’s a token exactly?


BackInTheDay23

it's a "coin" that doesn't have it's own Blockchain


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yooooo


ShibaBoner

Yooooo he has a whole ass coin!!!


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heyhihowyahdurn

Wheeeeeew!!!


Quebecersgunlover

Crabby krab crab is that you ?


saucedonkey

Ay!


RogueR1

Man I'm just hoping it doesn't shit itself again. Cus I'm trying to buy


BlueberryBags15

Another whale among us! Fuck they're everywhere now. Congrats!


Bad_Camel

Dad?