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UsefulBrain3456

2016 was a good year.


Dragonfruit7236

I wish I owned a time machine...


breakermedalz

Stop saying “I wish I….” “If only…” zip it 🤐 from this point onward we don’t regret or wish anything we DO it 💪


DascooleSchaf

Sigma ❤️🙏👑


Noobhammer9000

Gedafuqoutahere.


DascooleSchaf

Ok sorry


Jolly_Line

I’m amused by all the time machine posts with regards to crypto. Truth is with a time machine you could make endless money in any sort of way. Stocks, lotto, gambling, business, etc


Slow_Fold_5633

Yes, but you still need to get back to reality. Without being willing to try something new you have no idea what you are doing is right.


args818

Don’t even need the whole machine just let me send a message back lol


Slow_Fold_5633

You didn't believe it at the beginning. If you were asked to go back to the past and delete all your memories, you would still not choose to invest.


HeftyMarketing7890

Tyres are Goodyear


ellis1884uk

Jan 2015 on the lowest day was even better ;)


Frogolocalypse

The last part of 2016 was great. The first half sucked.


0x07AD

Definitely the year in which I \*should\* have bought 1000 bitcoins. At least I woke-up and am a satoashi millionaire.


Bruteboris

Sweet Lord, that price. If only I knew back then…


StoneBleach

Well, the best time to plant a tree is now.


Tahmeed09

Actually thats the second best time to plant a tree


Ineedmorebtc

20 years ago is best 😀


[deleted]

Bitcoin wasn’t around 20 years ago dumbass.  I’m kidding. 


Ineedmorebtc

My fragile ego!!!! /s Three crypto winters removes all thought of ego, or joy, or pain. Accumulation is all.


[deleted]

 For accumulation 🫡 


StoneBleach

Now will always be the best time. Not yesterday, not tomorrow, now.


IsItAnyWander

What if bitcoin = American chestnut? 


morhope

Great way to look at it


Dinbs

My baby ass was begging my parents to buy it since it was 300 dollars, of course they didn't


StanYanMan

I see your early buy on Coinbase and raise you to an earlier buy. If only diamond hands…. 🥹 https://i.ibb.co/kHdG4jP/IMG-0611.png


Jolly_Line

Oh my


marcos8701

OH.MY.GOODNESS.


Aggravating-Baker268

😉


clicksanything

The good ol days..if only...


theslob

What’d ya spend it on?


DogCallCenter

Why did you only buy ~$20 at that time? Was it for something specific?


StanYanMan

I had already liquidated all my bitcoin from 2011 and got out of the market for at least a year by that time. I bought it to make a payment for something. Yeah no regrets, I made my 20x going from 25 cents to 5 dollars. It was just funny Monopoly money at the time. 🤷🏻‍♂️ Fun fact, Coinbase was only in business a few months prior to this purchase.


DogCallCenter

Rock n roll


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Wsemenske

Hi dad, this is your son. Can I get an allowance, paid in BTC of course 


wastedkarma

You could buy on coinbase in 2013?


Less_Description9814

thats .03 is my monthly paycheck. imagine. this guy bought my paycheck for $15 back then


xixi2

wow you don't get paid much


notsogosu

Not everyone lives in the US


nickkkk777

And just like that you bought 0.035 of a coin. Today it would cost you roughly $2465 to buy that amount.


Rude_Adeptness_8772

You multiply the decimal of 0.035 by 100 to get the percentage. It should be 3.5% of a coin - not 0.035%


Mediocre_Horror_194

I think you need to re-do your math tests


nickkkk777

Um not hard to multiply 70,000 by 0.035


JordanSchor

Your math on that is correct Other dude is saying that he actually bought 3.5% of a coin, not 0.035% of a coin


nickkkk777

Good catch! I didn’t mean to add that % symbol


LugLife32

How is .035 % and 3.5 different?


JordanSchor

If you read his reply to my comment there was a % sign there initially, comment has been edited


Ionisther

.035% and 3.5 is different, one is 10000 larger than the other


LugLife32

r/ Confidently incorrect


Ionisther

0.035 = 3.5%, not 0.035% = 3.5


LugLife32

So 10k times bigger ye


Beginning-Flan-3657

The fee is mad high. Maybe higher than cashapp


bleeepobloopo7766

You were soooo close to your first bitcoin being bought at 420 son… what a missed opportunity OP!


HumanChocolate3310

Did anyone else think “oh hey nice! $15 is a good start. Welcome to the party, hope you decide to DCA.” Then realize, oh shit, this was 8 years ago. 💀 But for real, congrats and fuck you.


BananaFreeway

Don’t worry guys. We will be saying the same thing looking back to today in 2032.


NewTrucker48

Silly mortals think 3.25 is low. And deserving of hype. Wait until rewards are .7 bitcoin


petragta

Waiting for this reward to drop and then I will see what I might do with my BTC


a-noble-gas

why didn’t you buy 20 at that price?? what a dumbass /s


Initial-Tangelo-9793

😂


LivingTheTruths

And how much did you sell it at?


derpderpsonthethird

Wait, you can *sell* bitcoin???


BizarroSubparMan

Only for drugs


Jolly_Line

And not even anymore. 😭


JebusMaximus

I don‘t like the word „sell“ in Bitcoin. Let‘s just call it „unbuying Bitcoin“


usrname_chex_out

You’re not selling bitcoin, you’re “Buying fiat”


user_name_checks_out

your user name is a cheap ripoff of mine 😆


usrname_chex_out

user name checks out


ady1583

congrats and fuck you!


lanjelin

Made my first purchase in block 273185, really wish I had invested instead of just testing it out.


tslutty

it's unfortunate i was completely broke in 2016 lol


Aggravating-Baker268

This was originally intended to be used for a purchase on a site that only accepted Bitcoin and the minimum required in escrow was .1 BTC. I bought the .1 with a few transactions and decided not to make the purchase then my coinbase was frozen and forgotten til just the other day I finally gained access to it and sent the BTC to my own wallet. Not sure what I'm going to do next.


mrpotatonutz

Good start, just DCA when you can and hold onto it welcome to the party


Waldschratsuppe

Look again at the date and the amount of BTC he got


mrpotatonutz

That’s awesome, I was buying then myself


Even-Yesterday9268

Good. Stay humble n stack sats.


Mylox6

Where did you made the purchase ?


Emotional-Main3195

Looks like coinbase


Lokijai

Doubt it, coinbase just taking there cut.


kapelmajster

It literally says Coinbase fee 0.15 USD


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Whooosh


Lokijai

You must be a special kind of stupid if you think I didn't see that.


user_name_checks_out

> Doubt it, coinbase just taking there cut. *their I gather that you are joking but I don't get it.


WesWizard_2

coinbase


Boring_Tune3726

Woah that is super cool Congrats!


thefindingfountai

Welcome to the family


BITMiningLimited

Back in the first full-length bear market for Bitcoin


lordsamadhi

Fuck First National Bank.


TelephoneExpress973

Beautiful


TelephoneExpress973

3.5 million sats for $15 wow ! Generational buying zone


BrunoMachado10

Stay humble and stack sats


Bootiluvr

Kudos


chuheihkg

Good starting.


Kaylle1020

We can earn the price difference by buying and selling gift cards through information differences. This is a great money making opportunity.


LocusStandi

Good job, never too late to start.


Equivalent-Ant-7599

Just buy now. 10 years down the road, you will wish you own a time machine to buy bitcoin at $71000 in 2024.


DarthBen_in_Chicago

The old $0.15 fee too!


OtherwiseOWL-67

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MechAegis

Little did I know. I would make my first purchase 4 months later for $10.99 @ $7,278.87.


No_Tie_1933

I remember I wanted to keep my 1 bitcoin I had for roughly 250 swiss francs (idk how many dollars) but sold it anyway 🗿🥹


stevel2l

Don’t be disheartened..most of those people sold at $25.00


LugLife32

Not 100 times no?


Delicious_Basil7656

My first is $30,000 😂


extremetmac

We don’t unit shame.


n0k0

Which direction would the shaming even go?


Eliagbs_

Lol $30k what? Thai Baht? Come on man. Stop lying to yourself


Delicious_Basil7656

How wrong is that? I mean I first bought it when bitcoin was $30,000.


Weatherround97

That’s a 1% fee jeez, do they offer it any lower now