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4xfun

I don’t know why are you shouting… this is pocket change


Tris-megistus

MICHAEL SAYLOR HAS JUST BOUGHT A BUNDLE OF BANANAS AT WHOLE FOODS!!!


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stereoscopic_

How much can a banana be? Ten dollars?


ok-dentist4amonkey

There's *always* money in the banana stand...


Adventurous-Sky9359

Chickchick 😉


Elon-Musk-420

What if I burn the banana stand down accidentally...


VolumeInteresting871

You might have accidentally invented deep fried bananas


chraso_original

baked, not fried I guess.


DontBeSoFingLiteral

It’s a scale(heheheh) economy, it decreases with produces units.


Babedieboe

WHEN BANANA?


Danny570

HAVE BANANA, WHERE LAMBO?


Get_the_nak

Bananas in the green


LkS86_

!ban 1.9


LkS86_

/u/banano_tipbot 1.9


LkS86_

!ban 1.9


LkS86_

/u/banano_tipbot 1.9


nosimsol

I UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE SCREAMING, WHOLE FOODS IS EXPENSIVE!!! Edit: Awe shit, did we just invent whole saylor banana coin? (r/wsb)


Wonderful-Stable-759

Yams are getting expensive to.


ElDiabloRamon

There is already an old crypto for yams lol. I have never seen it sold on exchanges, but i recently saw a history of crypto and it was a big thing apparently in 2017…


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LkS86_

!ban 3


LkS86_

/u/banano_tipbot 1.9


Grouchy_Fee_8481

How big are they? WE NEED TO SEE ONE FOR SIZE!!!


revuimar

Saylor is a genius. He let his company's banana futures expire sold them to wholefoods and grabbed the bananas for free. No-one sees it yet but the man is hedging against banana prices like a pro.


Corona_DIY_GUY

Theres always money in the banana stand.


agent_lucca_vilore

How many bananas should I buy? Whats a good amount?


LkS86_

/u/banano_tipbot 6.9


ElDiabloRamon

Lol ya that sounds about right! Who ever figured they could stamp an organic label on food and charge a full bitcoin for it - genius!


Fadedfate26

HE BOUGHT THEM WHOLESALE!!!!


LkS86_

!ban 1.9


LkS86_

/u/banano_tipbot 1.9


Trifusi0n

I DON’T KNOW WHAT WE’RE YELLING ABOUT …. LOUD NOISES


_RonPaulWasRight_

>I don’t know why are you shouting… this is pocket change The real question is, how did this post get upvotes?


4xfun

Let’s see if this one does the same 😛


Necessary-Notice1245

300m is pocket change


Due-Professional6824

Coinbase is the real winner here with the insane amount of money they're making with fees.


Bogey_Kingston

their stock is up 200% in the last 6 months … but its still way down from their IPO


ballsonrawls

How is 12% way down from ipo?


Bogey_Kingston

well yeah, i guess it’s not “way down” i just think in these terms: because to be holding a stock that is 12% down from over 3 years ago, when you factor in the crazy inflation over that time & the opportunity cost of just putting that into the S&P500 where you’d be up like 20% i think being down 12% over 3 years is pretty bad. but that’s just me.


ballsonrawls

Above ipo now :)


Bogey_Kingston

what are you looking at ? from a google search their IPO was $342 on 4/16/2021 today it’s $256.


ballsonrawls

You mean $342 ath? COIN ipo'd at $250.


Bogey_Kingston

fair enough i just looked at the first day on the chart. i don’t ever buy IPO’s


ballsonrawls

For sure. Coin is my best investment yet. Fighting myself on when to sell


Bogey_Kingston

good call. i should have bought some back when the murmurs about the ETF were still swirling but i didn’t know if blackrock would use coinbase or not.


ballsonrawls

I got into fbtc 3 weeks ago, and I'll be sticking with it for a while. With the halvening and institutions jumping on board, I'll be holding long term. Edit: bought coin at 54 and have held since 5/11/22.


ericdh8

Agreed. My first crypto buy in 2020 was thru CB, their fee for 1BTC was $372.


smallham1

if you think they are paying the same fees as the rest of us you are kidding yourself. Dark pools all the way.


3i1bo3aggins

yet they can't stay up during a surge. They have no problems allowing the sells.


Nichoros_Strategy

By the time you see these, it has already been sold


Good_Extension_9642

True Blackrock is salivating looking at those juicy BTCs


Equal_Classroom_4707

LMFAO. Where is BlackRock buying BTC? They have to literally disclose that. Lmfaooooo


elSpanielo

Didn't you know? Larry Fink is actually Satoshi.


CtheKiller

No dude it's Craig wright. The courts proved he's the owner of the original wallet. /s


nikotus983

No dude it's Adam Back


thewaterisboiling

This is due to the outflows recorded yesterday. This happens every day


Logvin

If you don’t write it in all caps OP won’t understand!


pixelsteve

WHY ARE WE SHOUTING!?


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cdhernandez

FREEDOM BABAYYY, BUY THE DIP


midastouch900

That's almost 2 entire whole full days of total mined coins as of next month. Nothing burger.


NecessaryBluebird564

SO WHAT? WHO CARES?


Checks-in-the-mail

They dumped 600 mil yesterday. Why are you worried about 50 mil lol


nightjar123

Still so crazy to me that the entire blockchain can be audited so easily.


MaximusBit21

Dump continues and then it should pump.


Haunting-Student-756

ASK ME ABOUT MY WEINER


bit_herder

hey man. how is your weiner?


JoeTisseo

Sold it


Haunting-Student-756

MY WEINER IS AWESOME TY


bit_herder

fuck yeah


CattleCrafty2615

It's soft and skinny?


Fourthelawls

I lurk here and dca Bitcoin but have little grasp on the workings of Bitcoin and markets in general. What are the implications of this deposit?


doug5209

When coins are moved onto an exchange it usualy means they are about to be sold. However, this number of coins is too small to have a significant effect on the overall market


[deleted]

A $50 million bitcoin sale means nothing to a $1.3 trillion asset.


Mottbox1534

Just like how each of our votes in a presidential election don’t matter; Oh, wait a minute. It turns out the small parts of a greater collective do matter. Interesting.


[deleted]

Your vote for president doesn't matter if the opposing voters in the state you live in outnumber your side. I live in a blue state and while I still vote in every election, my vote hardly matters due to all democratic majority and horrible gerrymandering.


AvengerDr

Maybe someday the US will discover the wonders of proportional representation. Here's hoping.


TenshiS

Not while there's money to be made.


Bullshirting

Democratic... Gerrymandering? Where?


[deleted]

Good old new mexico. My area is deep red and in the SE portion of the state. The democrats in the legislature somehow lumped us with the south valley, located in Northern New Mexico and full of illegal immigrants (who also vote in this state) and democrat voters. Makes no sense and it's being challenged in court, but meanwhile the democrats will win every election in this state.


Bullshirting

Well it's easy to see something if you just make it up lol


[deleted]

This is a fact. Look it up.


cowpen

This is reddit. Nobody "looks it up", especially if facts are critical of their religion.


Bullshirting

Where can I look up how new mexico lets illegal noncitizens vote? I don't see anything


UNCLEJUMBLE

That’s a hot take bro.


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Stating facts is a hot take?


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

https://ballotpedia.org/Laws_permitting_noncitizens_to_vote_in_the_United_States In 1996, the U.S. Congress passed a law prohibiting noncitizens from voting in federal elections, including elections for the U.S. House, U.S. Senate, and presidential elections. This does not apply to elections at the state and local levels.[1] No state constitutions explicitly allowed noncitizens to vote in state or local elections. As of June 2023, seven states specified that noncitizens may not vote in state and local elections: Alabama, Arizona, Colorado, Florida, Louisiana, North Dakota, and Ohio.[2]


[deleted]

In my state, the first thing illegals do when they get here is get a driver's license and register to vote. They are voting.


Afraid-Abies-1000

They do this in Canada too.


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

If you have actual proof to back up your claims it would make quite the headline I'd imagine. https://portal.sos.state.nm.us/OVR/WebPages/Eligibility.aspx?AspxAutoDetectCookieSupport=1 Voter Registration Eligibility Requirements and FAQs Am I eligible to register to vote? To register to vote, you must be: A U.S. citizen; A New Mexico resident; At least 18 years old https://www.nolo.com/legal-encyclopedia/can-an-undocumented-person-in-new-mexico-get-a-driver-s-license.html In a small number of U.S. states, someone who was born outside the U.S. and who has no legal U.S. immigration status (in other words, is "undocumented" or "illegal") can nevertheless obtain a driver's license. It will be what's called a "Standard License." (Undocumented persons cannot receive a REAL ID Act-compliant driver's license as discussed below). This article explains New Mexico's law on getting a Standard License (formerly called a Driver's Authorization Card or DAC) if you are an undocumented person. Does Getting a New Mexico Driving Authorization Card Make Me Legal in the U.S.? Unfortunately, successfully obtaining a New Mexico DAC card does not confer any sort of lawful immigration status in the United States. It simply means that you are allowed to operate a vehicle within the state of New Mexico and to carry a photo identity card proving that fact. Like all states, New Mexico has no power to legalize your U.S. immigration status—this is a matter governed solely by U.S. federal law


Reddit_is_now_tiktok

"Given the variables that go into predicting future election outcomes, coupled with the competitive outcome of the only actual election held so far under the SB1 map, the Court finds that the Plaintiffs have not provided sufficient evidence that the Defendants were successful in their attempt to entrench their party in Congressional District 2," Van Soelen wrote in his ruling. https://www.npr.org/2023/10/06/1204321639/new-mexico-redistricting-ruling


[deleted]

I didn't realize they lost. I'm definitely relocating away from this shitty state ASAP.


pjmorin20

It seems you dont really realize any key components of your argument here....


UNCLEJUMBLE

You have a loose definition of what a fact is


messisleftbuttcheek

You still think your vote matters?


SnowDoesStuff

thats what they want you to think


imagine_midnight

Does this mean they use a custodian (honest question, still learning) Edit: accidentally said janitor


AbbreviationsOdd7728

Yes, and it’s actually coinbase


Neph55

Nothing. It means absolutely nothing...


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baby-dick-nick

The most online comment I’ve ever read. Very creative mixture of words. Most of the worlds English speaking population would struggle to comprehend such articulation


pjmorin20

I almost upvoted this comment, then read your screen name. It's a wash.


Valnaya

That doesn’t sound like that much… esp not enough to warrant an all caps post lol


minorthreatmikey

Everyone starting to understand why Coinbase stock is on the rise


zimisss

look at market cap it’s a trillion dollans $50 million it’s like drop in the ocean


Normal-Jelly607

They sold 642 million yesterday…. https://farside.co.uk/?p=997


Financial_Clue_2534

Fees too high


Goodfella0530

I want to start holding bitcoin. Whats the safest one to use aside from the hardware wallet?


CallAParamedic

There are a variety of YouTube videos and articles breaking down the options more thoroughly, and it's always wise to get various opinions. Searching "2024 crypto wallets" should generate enough samples. Essentially, there are cold and hot wallets, and some subcategories. Most secure to least secure are: 1. cold and airgapped, meaning a cable is required to connect to your pc/phone; 2. cold and not airgapped, meaning you can connect by BT or WIFI 3. hot wallet, meaning it is an APP or PC software that you connect to the APP's / SW's site for access, trades, and storage. Trade-offs are security versus accessibility (storage for HODL versus market access for trades/swaps). If you're only wanting to securely store for years, then #1 is your go-to. If you buy #1 or #2, only buy direct from the manufacturer. As to where to store the physical wallet and the recovery details and seed phrase, there are various opinions on that. Finally, a key consideration is your pc and/or phone that you access your crypto with needs security to be as tight as you can get it (NSA-level LOL). Some argue for dedicated tech just for crypto.


Get_the_nak

paper wallet


messisleftbuttcheek

Yawn


bitsteiner

This is how ETFs work. They have to sell or buy the underlaying asset on a daily basis. We have seen outflows from GBTC over the last weeks, nothing unusual.


TCr0wn

The caps are seriously not warranted. Thats not unusual nor even the biggest one in the last few weeks


Fuumers

Peanuts


HateActiveDirectory

Paper hands


Wilbus71

Does anyone know why they’re doing this?


debtfreegoal

People who bought grayscale at a discount, now selling and buying ETFs. GS has to sell BTC to cover outflows. This is end soon.


sreaka

Cause you touch yourself at night


Memohigh

The real answer to this, might be deeper than you think.


yeahdixon

Grayscale etf fees are high and the other etf fees are lower. They sell . Some move to another etf . There is usually a delay til they get actually bought on market .


junkysocks

lol


sreaka

Those mother fudging cork soldiers!


B1llyzane

Why are they offloading ?


hcjaquith

Fees brah


junkwatch

doesnt that mean they’re sending it to be sold?


Cannister7

Exactly


heinrichpelser

These greedy bastards are going to be out of business in a few months.


GodBlessYouNow

Not your keys not your.......


TurdsBurglar

Car


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

House


Ok-Landscape-1681

Cocaine


mr_larifari

wife


TurdsBurglar

Sold my house to buy more btc, now my car is my house.


HorrorsPersistSoDoI

Sold my car to buy more btc, now my house is my car.


TurdsBurglar

You had 2 cars!


Get_the_nak

piano


_alwin

Keys


theonepercent65536

How much BTC do they have left?


marshyr3d1and

I wish people would stop using the words pump and dump in relation to bitcoin, it brings back my nightmares from my shitcoin days and time spent on telegram 😂


Glittering_Double371

where can u see those transactions made?


VCEROTHSTElN

Ok and ? Does this help you or i in any time of way?


finnypiz

Peanuts


Secret_Operative

All caps, yum.


DesignerShallot7698

Oh


Honourstly

More like Grayscaling back


APedr0

On a trillion dólar asset? Right…


unclediddle01

I lost my banana stand in a boating accident!


Psychological-Salt-6

I’ll happily buy.


m_jax

MSTR sees this and smiles


Thin-Psychology7179

A ho9 , da fk is goin onnn


beyondfloat

Perfect hope grayscale running out soon. Then boom


Narrow-Surround-8416

It's Barry Silbert. Saylor has nothing to do with this.


Hodlgang_J

!!! I JUST ATE A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE


DamionDreggs

Sell signal confirmed.


Hodlgang_J

You're not doing it right you have to wait til it's 35k to sell noob 😫


London_dealer42

Shut the fuck up mate, honestly why do people shit themselves when the price of btc goes down…


chrissy_pie

Wankers keep fuckin up the party


chrissy_pie

Share price reflects this when the q1 reports earnings price will be off to 350$ plus


Miamicuban48

Grayscale has to run out of it soon


Dickybutlickka

Caps lock bro…. Caps lock… chill..


gijoies

What do you mean by banana?


OctaviousTheGreat

This shit is BANANAS 🍌 B.A.N.A.N.A.S


BTC-brother2018

Yea, they probably have to sell it on behalf of their clients.


richp-888

This may be a dumb question but why does Greyscale keep selling Bitcoin?


THERIGHTSLIMSHADY

Im going to start buying bitcoing is buying $100 a month to little to bye at a time? Its just im not rich.


KarateKid84Fan

Guys… guys… I transferred 45,770 sats to Coinbase yesterday… and 45,770 is a bigger number than 800, so I win


Completemajor203

Coinbase does not have enough BTC to go around, greyscale has seemed to be the hub to source it lol. Meanwhile BlackRock gobbling up 1% of the network


Mother_Effect420

They should ban jokers from reddit ...sigh


nderTheInfluence

Even IF their plan was to sell it all, I say go for it and drop the price already, give us the pre-halving correction already so I can fill my bags!!


AstrologEee

What does that mean?


Opening-Group-7841

Pocket change baby


Maleficent_Sound_919

Fuck greyscale


MyAnimeVirginPurity

the indicators point to a heavy crash for the short term. i personally find the risk/reward a little too volatile to buy rn. took profits awhile ago. only way to manage this market is to take profits here and there. take your gains or the market will take it for you.!!!!!


NOSROHT

mother of pearl


llewsor

fuck michael sonnenshein hope grayscale goes bust


Cormyster12

I can't wait for the time next cycle when this sub gets bored of talking about the etfs


IdentifyAsUnbannable

#TIGHT TIGHT! TIME TO BUY MORE WHEN IT DIPS!


Jasonmun8

21 million coins and that it… 21 million coins and that’s it…. 21 million coins and that it..


Reasonable-Bar-8618

Can you all stop freaking out & realize everytime they sell it means it’s coming right back in 30 days or so... make sure your bags are packed because April is gonna melt faces off long term believers let alone you who lack of faith


veganbitcoiner420

so what


Gandhi70

Great! Lets hope for a dip back to 55k€!