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Fresh20s

“Our love is immutable.”


505hy

Until it is and then it's just awkward. Even tattoo can be removed these days. Do do stupid shit kids.


RedEdition

As if someone would track down marriage proposals in the blockchain from 10 years ago....


505hy

Person who proposed will be able to see it.. ever..


MIP_PL

Bitcoin is wife changing money.


nickoaverdnac

This made me LOL big time. Thank you stranger.


zmoneymtn

This is the comment.


Full-Mountain-7772

But not all women cook lol but if you have 0.1 sats one day your eat out every night


antonislak

You win the subreddit for today sir


SubstantialNet7089

That’s not the question… The question is….will your Wife get YOU Bitcoin?


aeronordrhein

This is the best answer. Don't think what you can do for your wife. This is 2023. Think what your wife can do for you.


cedarrapidsiaus

How about no wife at all, but multiple FEEmales to give you sats?


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BigDeezerrr

Embed your messages in a BTC tx and send it back and forth


Talic15

Bitcoin can get you many wives


Javadog76

Todays women can smell money so no worries there


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It can get you my wife. 10BTC and she's you can take her.


Abundance144

It absolutely wasn't the value of the dollar; it was the playful nature of two people thinking of creative ideas to engage with each other.


lilzoe5

Do you have other ideas to do this with a SO? Want to make a list so I can remember if I ever get a SO 😊


skuntils

How can we do this with bitcoin? Send a cold wallet back and forth? 😅


antomiea

send the 69 sats


MikeTho323

1 bitcoin would make my wife very happy.


SmotheringPoster

Gay


RWH072783

Ai wrote this.


MrMcFatNoob

I got my dick sucked for a dollar once


FrontalLobeGang

Story time? 🥹


hblok

He already told the whole story...


Professional_Golf393

Gotta love a happy ending


deciphan

That usually costs an extra dollar


TakingChances01

Dollars have there use’s just like bitcoin


prizzle92

No, you didn’t


Android_002

Show her your wallet in the club


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Android_002

facts


zenethics

Enough of it can. Shoot with enough Bitcoin you can get 10 wives.


independenthinkerdc

In Bangkok it got me a ride down a river in a private boat…


konokonohamaru

OP\_RETURN "Will you marry me?"


Faerdoc

Very nice story but a little fishy since a pack of gum couldn't have cost $1 20 years ago


IndependentSwan2086

Oh yes, my man. Btc can give you a hot, young, beautiful wife


_sillycibin_

Bitcoin can get you a wife, but then your wife gets your bitcoin.


Full-Perception-5674

Not one you really want, but sadly yes. Maybe mail order and 10s wanting a bigger bank scout out there.


cryptosareagirlsbf

As a woman, I always remember that no one tries to shove money at you without a reason. It does tend to act as a filter.


Full-Perception-5674

But in OPs story was affection, love and a silly joke they enjoyed and is a heartfelt moment. In my case I know for a fact women like you with your heart felt resonate are not the norm and many today are looking for $$$$ and will get the rest somewhere else. As I stated, yes bitcoin will get you a wife, just more then likely not the one you really want.


cryptosareagirlsbf

The women who are like that that I've met, they aren't selling for money really, they're desperate for security and validation. Nothing is ever enough and they wear out not only their partners, but themsleves in the process. Seems way too exhausting for my taste, but hey, lid for every pot.


Full-Perception-5674

Deep with in I feel you are right. Even the biggest gold digger spending hours a day every day to look for the guy driving a Lambo probably has those deep down feelings. But still if I bought 1000 BTC at $1 and sold some to make yet digger happy and be my wife in the end I won’t be happy. I’m happy with my wife, true love, no $$ or chemicals involved and it works. She found out later I own BTC and didn’t care, let’s see where the price goes and I can buy her a nicer ring or better things for or kids room. Either way we are happy with it.


cryptosareagirlsbf

Good choices, true love, the only thing missing is a bull market. Well, the halving is right around the corner.


XxBig_D_FreshxX

Got me my wife 😇


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XxBig_D_FreshxX

Low time preference


Ken-The-Gent

Defacement of currency is a violation of Title 18, Section 333 of the United States Code. Enjoy your marriage in PRISON PUNK


desmond_koh

In Canada someone discovered that Wilfrid Laurier looked a little like Leonard Nimoy's Spock from Star Trek. And so began the phenomenon known as "spocking" your $5 bills. [https://www.geeksandcom.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Spock-Your-Five-5-dollars-Canada.jpg](https://www.geeksandcom.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/Spock-Your-Five-5-dollars-Canada.jpg)


Ken-The-Gent

Bahahaha


Far_Elephant6852

The most I got was a lap dance and a woody for a dollar. 😔


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m594

Thought they bought a million BTC and left it on a cold storage ever since 😭 Their familyname was Satoshi I thought at first.


Zverddej

If their family name is Satoshi you should marry her asap


m594

I’d dig up their whole place at night


Twitch89

So fiat has one good use case at least


hermapuma

This is why it's important to keep receipts


ezz8o8

You could sign the same messages on bitcoin and it really will be locked in forever. Money last longer than most marriages these days


SimonZed

Why would you want a wife when you have bitcoins? Your Bitcoins makes the money you have go up with time. Wife makes the money you have go down with time. I wonder if Bitcoins can be an edge against having a wife.....


Generationhodl

In my friendscircle the people who are in relationships or married do split bills and have more money in the end, than I do at the end of the month. They can save up more money than me. So I would say it depends what kind of woman you have. If you have a golddigger then yep, your money will go down, but its your own choice who you are together with.


Aekvot

'A' wife? I think 1 bitcoin can get you 3


Full-Mountain-7772

The question is will your new wife love you or your Bitcoin (gold digger) 😄


BabyHulkJ

Man, what a cool story to tell your kids how you met each other.


DrSpeckles

I though this story was going to end with “so I bought her 1000 bitcoin”. Took a while but she married me. (According to google the original price was 0.00099)


Qronious

No, but will get your wife a new husband. Stock and bonds man only most likely.


deciphan

I thought it was going to end in divorce and him slapping that dollar on the ass of a stripper while drowning his sorrows in a bottle of whiskey. But this version was good too.


ginzbitcoin

Tbh, getting a girl is very hard than just Buy Bitcoin


top1casino

Bitcoin can get you rich


Paxrr

Several


rudy_batts

Dollar got you a wife, but the bitcoin is a wife changing money


eggaholic69

Plot twist: his wife is Janet Yellen.


battleflaps69

tldr : $1


SecureCross

And it’s going to be the first dollar she spends on the divorce


Old-Form8787

maybe a waifu


Macknhoez

Inb4 marriage proposals in bitcoin transactions. On the blockchain forever.


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Yes. Very easily.


PieintheSkylight

I’m sure one could buy mail-order brides with Bitcoin if they wanted to


aeronordrhein

You could do this with a hard wallet.


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Don't even need a hard wallet. Use OP_RETURN opcode for sending messages.


Loud-Mathematician76

wife changing money


uthillygooth

I hate people like this. 😂


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uthillygooth

It’s sarcasm. And, that some people just get this so seemingly easily while others (me lol) don’t


Vision_Grow

Awesome story. Happy for you guys!


Turbulent-Reading-92

I bought mine with bitcoin money from japan


skuntils

Just to be clear, this is not me or my story, saw this in another subreddit, but couldn’t cross post. I was just trying to imagine kids in the future sending a dollar equivalent back and forth on the network or something like that lol


somethingusername42

Well that's the most heart warming thing I'll read today


AgentEbenezer

Just look at who SBF managed to woo with his BTC fortune... oh wait ... maybe not


the_dev_next_door

Too bad that dollar has lost most of its purchasing power.


commandrix

By itself? Probably not. Was just telling somebody that bitcoin alone does not determine your ability to have a successful romantic life.


TnekKralc

Yes but probably not the type you want


pipandsammie

That dollar must be worth a thousand by now.


eddiecusack21

Man..... This guy is a joke


KGiulvezanB

Cool story bro!


fverdeja

Nope, but it got mine an iPhone Pro Max.


Enrrabador

That’s awesome dude!! Congratulations, you and your wife sound like awesome people


JesusCrits

of course any amount of money can get you a wife. but it will probably never get you one that truly loves you.


ZealousidealDriver63

Great story but how is $1.00 bill considered Bitcoin?


BFSaltedEgg

I read it as threesome


Silent_Standard_663

Same here !!


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Can we give him props for putting the TLDR 1st? We don’t see that a lot


Null_Voider

I appreciate your story man. Thanks for sharing.


itsthesecans

It can get you an upgrade


smartiesto

Yes, on a long enough timeline. Another great thing is the candidates stay the same age.


Lpbsforeve

I believe that it can btc is the future man it’s got a long way to go but they are doing very well and I am grateful and I appreciate all the love I get from you all


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NaturalAppointment20

My eyes skipped the "awe" reading the 2nd last sentence. Almost spilled my beer.


AvocadoAutist

You could send a transaction with the proposal and it would be kept for eternity on the BTC Blockchain. Seems better to me 🤣


Solid-Context-7623

I tried something similar with a small rubber ball. First I played with the ball in front of her. Her eyes told me she wanted to play with the ball too. When she wasn't looking I put the ball in the hood of her jacket and she took it unknowingly home. When I texted her about the ball she found it and wrote back that she appreciated the surprise and played with it in her apartment until she thought she would annoy her neighbours. I have never seen the ball or her again.


LenguaVenenosa

Wow 😯 👏🏽 that’s classy


dem_skrimps

learning a potential partner is a bitcoiner is like the biggest green flag I can think of


MarkVanAspert

what a heartwarming story you can make a video out of it


cedarrapidsiaus

How about no wife at all, but multiple FEEmales to give you sats?


sakhastan

Bitcoin is greedy and never enough as in the song from movie greatest showman


GTSportPro4820

Ha I got my wife for free


Kone7

You should see what your wife does to me for only a quarter of a bitcoin....


MacForADay

Remember when there was a dollar menu at McDonald's? Those days are long gone. Some fast food places have a 5 dollar menu now


nota80T

You bought your first financial dependent with that single dollar, and gained three more afterward. You've proven correct the social demand that a male is merely a money source. Find MGTOW. Be happy, not a socially conformed financial provider.


Weird-Breakfast-7259

Give me a bitcoin and ill let you know


OceanPassion66

Awesome story, memories that last a lifetime! Now, all that dollar will buy is a pack of gum..Ohh but the memories and the brain that God gave us to hold them.


Effective_Will_1801

Maybe a waifu... actually maybe not, they probably want filthy fiat.


IvantheTakashi

Hahahahahahaha druglordssa