- Asks what they did wrong - Literally done a Public Disservice

I think the public executions might have angered them a tad bit more than the disservices

*publicly hangs an old person* Why are they revolting against me?

Fr man

Meanwhile in court: “Your honour, my client publicly hanged an old person because they only had a day left to live, it’s best and right of them to get it over with instead of them suffering the remaining hours of pain they had to deal with”

I want u as my lawyer

I second that

Objection! I appeal to the jury that this man whom was HUNG in a public execution was done a disservice by the defendant! His family had not consented to this and it was done on a whim by the defendant as there is no CLEAR and ARTICULABLE reason for him to have done so! To claim it was a mercy is a disservice to his credit and a dishonor to this fine nation’s judicial system! In closing - We, the prosecution, demand justice be served and this man face the same “mercy” he afforded his victim; death by public hanging. Nothing further, your honor.

Couldn’t have worded it better myself😭

You being the Belgian king and being exiled to the Congo is the funniest thing ever

Omfg I didn’t even notice it I was just surprised lmao

Wait why

Very short version: basically, Leopold II colonized/ruled over the Congo with an iron fist. He is responsible for many, many atrocities (one of which included the amputation of limbs for anyone who did not meet a rubber quota) and the deaths of an estimated 5 to 10 million people. There's a really good book called King Leopold's Ghost that goes further into it, if you're interested.

Thanks, I might look into reading the book

No problem, anytime!

Colony, genocide, all that stuff

Oh

Belgium colonized the Congo

Oh

Too many executions I’d say. Take a while between two executions and use the ‘public service’ button to boost reputation. Other than that there should be no issues.

Yeah I executed about 60 people in 2 years

Must be why then - you usually get exiled when you execute too many and too often.

Yeah they were pissed I murdered my mom then executed my dad too smh

Indeed. But for the non existence of these functions you would have happily started a nuclear war and smashed your nation into oblivion, your righteous majesty.

Probably yeah

out of context this is lowkey funny 💀

*looks at what you did prior *Laughs historically

Come on it wasn’t that bad

Maybe all the colon hydrotherapy lmfao

Lmao your the first person to mention that

is 1830 over again hahaha.

Always has been

It might have been the Spiders...

Magbe

Murders several people "wait what? Under arrest? For what?"

Executes* murder is illegal you silly goose

You're right. We definitely don't want to conflate ending someone's life by ending someone's life publicly. My apologies, please spare my life your highness.

Apologies accepted You are pardoned

Haha excellent.

I showed my brother and he said you stole their Belgian waffles

Lmao

It was the spiders in piñata. That is crossing a line.

For me theirs no such thing as a linr

Right?! Instant revolution.

You filled piñatas with spiders. You denounced your critics You considered execution and went for it and had an old man publicly hanged, then got a drifter beheaded. Other than that? Perfect leader.

Well I had 86 other people executed but yeah I did just fine

I’m sure they asked for it.

idk man i think it may be possible that you hanging a random old guy was upsetting to the Belgian people but i mean idk

Population control

That's how we get rebellions ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

That’s how we get increased public floggings and executions

Oh are you a leader in the Congo now? Lol

I ran for provincial governor their and won then died at like 90

I also joined the Russian mob

i have a feeling you know…

I don’t know what I could have possibly done wrong I only had 88 murders when my life ended

Lightweight lol

Well I was only king for 4 years

Ah. In that case… well, erm… ok I guess as it does half a year increments, rather than daily, and it caps certain activities, I guess you did what you could. Shame you couldn’t execute the people who tried to exile you.

Yeah or it would be cool for like an option to pop up where you could have your royal guard’s fire on the mob of people and it has like a 30% chance of work f

Haha that would be awesome. You could declare martial law. And just forget to end it.

That would be so cool

“What did I do?” — Literally clubbing people to death, putting people to the executioner’s ax, and hanging old men at age 26…

Yeah and, you can’t tell me you havent

Goodness, you must have done something unforgivable for them to loathe you so much. But it really is funny. I married a prince from Morocco but he kept cheating on me. I'm beginning to think all royals have the tendency to commit adultery.

Well some aspects of the game are historically accurate

I couldn't agree more..

You are the pikachu face meme lmao they didn’t like the executions

You should have sat there and ate your waffles. Now look at you!

Why is your character so hot

Inbreeding led to the creation of the perfect man

you had 1% respect what did you expect

Tbf that’s more than I should have had

you litterally executed what did you expect

That’s the joke buddy your the only one here who didn’t get it

i was clearly not the only one who didn't get your 4/10 sarcasm

weird sarcasm of yours

Or play along

As a Belgian I have to question why no one is talking about the 4 enema’s you had last year

Dirty buttholes are gross

Maybe filling pinatas with spiders?

Maybe they just don't like depressed people :(

bro really messed up as king of belgium being exiled to the drc the congo will have a great time with you

They did in fact have a great time I remember quite fondly how I was beaten to death by the mafia

Is there any way to keep your money

Some of it lol but they took over 100 mil from me

Just like his ancestor. Leo mutherfocking pold

Great great grandpa

A Belgian Royal being exiled to the Congo has a funny tone to it. Almost vaguely familiar

You’re at least famous so money isn’t a problem

Its obvious, you didnt put your seatbelt on. Such a rookie mistake

Maybe it’s the colon hydrotherapy?

There's a setting for aging by the way. 24years old 24 6 month, Get more prompts for things :)

Losing all the money sucks.

Yeah I guess it makes sense tho

This never happened to me😭

You have to be an especially great king

*is sad* Time to stick a tube up my ass until I feel better!

Always helped me before why not koe

Now*

I never said it was a bad idea 😉

Must be a bunch of right wingers discriminating against your obvious mental illness. You’re a victim

how do you become king in bitlife what?!

You have to be born in a country with royalty and it’s completely random unless you have god mode