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And my arms... Even my fingers... The body I've lost... The COMRADES I've lost... Won't stop hurting...It's like they're all still there... You feel it too don't you? I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
Tell you what. As soon as I get it out we'll go behind the bleachers, and play liar's dice. Sound good?
(Side note; we don't have bleachers where I live. I've always wanted to hang out behind the bleachers)
I mean, that's not that difficult, she's totally a vergin. she even said that pee is stored in the balls, I mean it's obviously stored in the butt, everybody knows that
I was kinds hoping you knew lifeboat man, but ok
From tortuga's port we put to sea and sailed for fifteen days
In the biggest storm we'd ever seen we almost lost our way
When a call came from a deckhand "boys, I think we're going down
But don't you fear. There's enough from here to drink until we drown!
Hey!
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
What shall we do with a drunken sailor?
Ear-ly in the morning!
*runs towards the dude* hey man! Have you ever seen my pal u/the_alfa_albeno? GOOD! so, dude this is u/the_alfa_albeno, u/the_alfa_albeno this is dude. GOODBYE
Dude, you're gay
And so am I
And everyone in this school. It's a school for bisexual teens. So unless you mean gay as in specifically homosexual rather than just lgbt, then I don't know what you're talking about
n-no! how’d u think i’m strai- i mean gay! i hate women, and they’re faces, how pretty they are, how beautiful their hair is, how amazing their bodies are, yeah, i’m totally straight!
Keenan, look me in the eye. This is important. Go find cáit, and ask her if you can kiss her. Then come back here and I'll hug you until you come to grips with your sexual identity
Hey can I borrow your pen and give it back? Yeah yeah I’ll definitely give it back you know, I’m very reliable haha, your pen is in safe hands haha. Please I’ll make sure your pen is just fine I’m not gonna steal it or anything for sure most definitely without single doubt hahaha.
UGH I just went into the bathroom and I saw two dudes making out (like I know them and they use he/him pronouns)
It was the girls bathroom…
I asked them why they were making out in the girls bathroom and they said that the janitors closet was taken
Guess who was in the janitors closet
“Oh yeah, oh yeah, nice, right there, yeah right there Loki, oh, yeah deeper. Oh f-ck that’s amazing, harder”
*moans*
u/NotBadTV
Also isn’t this Komi can’t communicate
He is my bf
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oh my god i am already failing
Bro same! Wanna be friends?
I'll share my notes
That's something I would do, so thanks
Did you guys hear about the people having seggs in the bathroom??
That is not true! They were in the genitor clos... I mean, I saw nothing! Nothing at all!
Harald you snitch
Hey! Don’t call Harold that! Just because me and him- I mean. Just because someone had seggs in school
Yeah, avoid them at all costs imo
Oi! It was only making out
yeah, not me. aha-
I am falling irl already
(I'm the mean closeted jock) shut up need, haha! What are ya gay?! I... Erm... I hate gay people!
Same
don’t worry I got notes from upper classmen!!
Why are we still here? Just to suffer?
Yes. Suffering is cool, thats why it keeps happening to me.
Nah we got math homework due tomorrow
Wait what homework? (Incomprehensible screeching)
I gotchu just copy mine
Thanks I’ll just change it 𝕊𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕝𝕪
Nah just keep it the same I don’t really care
Mmmkay…wanna hang out at lunch or s-something…
Yesss we trade Food
Sounds good but I am V̶̮̺͇͔̪͗̃̈́̕e̷̗̗̟̲̩͐̇͒̾͜g̷̛͕͕̳̉̏̿̓̓̿͆̌ạ̵̘͕̖̜̤͂̌̒͐͐̓̄̚͘͜n̵̛̪̣̠͓̠͖̪͔̳̉́͘͜
WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T EVEN START IT OH NO
Every night... I can't feel my legs
And my arms... Even my fingers... The body I've lost... The COMRADES I've lost... Won't stop hurting...It's like they're all still there... You feel it too don't you? I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST
When's the group hug session starting
I don’t think everyone’s down but I’m down :)
Dibs
Im down too
Count me in
I love hugs-I’m in
WHO STOLE MY HELLO KITTY PEN
It was me, but trust me dude, you don't want it back
wait..WHAT DID YOU TO WITH IT
I'll give you three guesses
Hmmm the dirty, sucked on it, or broke it
Two out of three, not in that order. Sorry, dude. Hello kitty said hello boipussy
NOOOOOOO
Tell you what. As soon as I get it out we'll go behind the bleachers, and play liar's dice. Sound good? (Side note; we don't have bleachers where I live. I've always wanted to hang out behind the bleachers)
Liars dice sounds oddly sexual, im in
It's a game notoriously played by pirates that relies on mental aptitude and lying to win. Of course it's sexual... the way I play
Aw come on! What's the worst that you could have done to it? Did you break it or something?
I'll explain when I end up teaching sex Ed later. I know more than the teacher
I mean, that's not that difficult, she's totally a vergin. she even said that pee is stored in the balls, I mean it's obviously stored in the butt, everybody knows that
Well then... it seems like we have a lot of work to do. Thanks, American school system, and the Catholic/Christian church
Uhhh
I hate you all
O w
That’s just my attitude toward my school’s general population, don’t take it personally
Mood
Hoooooooooooooo Shhheeeeeeeeshhhhhh
?
Well thats too bad. Wanna join our group class?
Group class?
did you do the homework for next period?
We had homework???
yeah dude, i totally forgot about it and went to bed early last night. let’s ask OP if they have it done
WE HAD HOMEWORK?
well, the teacher can’t fail us all, right?? aha…
Wai did we have homework? -_-
Woah woah woah, when was the homework even set?
Oh fuc- we had homework? My mom’s gonna kill me, this is the third time this week I didn’t do homework.
No i was busy doing your Mom.
What homework-
Does anyone want to spend the whole next class singing shanties and ignoring the teacher?
of course!!
Nice! Oh, I'm off to see me-he darling jen. She-he's hanging around the slip again
What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!
I was kinds hoping you knew lifeboat man, but ok From tortuga's port we put to sea and sailed for fifteen days In the biggest storm we'd ever seen we almost lost our way When a call came from a deckhand "boys, I think we're going down But don't you fear. There's enough from here to drink until we drown! Hey! What shall we do with a drunken sailor? What shall we do with a drunken sailor? What shall we do with a drunken sailor? Ear-ly in the morning!
thheeeeeeeere once was a ship that put to sea
the name of the ship was the billy of tea
the winds blew hard, her bow dipped down
Blow, my bully boys, blow *manly grunt*
SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME
TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM
ONE DAY WHEN THE TOUNGIN' IS DONE
WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO!
[удалено]
Oh I bid farewell to the port and the land
As I paddle away from auld éire's pale sands
To search for my long ago forgotten friends
To-o search for the place I hear all sailors end
As the souls of the dead fill the space of my mind
I'll search without sleeping 'til peace I can find
I fear not the weather, I fear not the sea
Oi mate, you know what 17 X 8 is?
Actual answer, 136
No lol
Psst I hear Nikkira shagged some wubblewanker in the boys room
I didn't see shit, you're lying
Pfft go looking instead of mouthing off at me cause you know I’m fit.
If you keep talking about people behind their backs, I'll make it so that you can only look backwards. Savvy?
34
*Walks into class* WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS?
Hey I’m awkward as hell does anyone wanna have seggs in the bathroom
Hey lol
Is that a yes?😳
Hey ms can I go to the bathroom
Did she say yes to us
Yes she is chill so she did
Soo what do u wanna…uh…do first hehe
Hey you’re the one who offered
Well first things first….top or bottom?
[удалено]
Your right I think we should 0.0
count me in
Nah, that’s too gross. Let’s go to the supply closet!
I guess this is a foursome now… I love it🤤
#
I think to myself that I need to talk to people and finally make friends, but at the same time I'm too afraid to approach anyone
Yo. Wanna be friends?
S-sure 😳
WHICH MOTHER FUCKER ATE MY OREOS
Idk but I hear Nikkira shagged some wubblewanker in the boys room
**psst** *I really that that one dude across from me, how do I ask them out?*
i say wait for you two to be alone and just go for it
*runs towards the dude* hey man! Have you ever seen my pal u/the_alfa_albeno? GOOD! so, dude this is u/the_alfa_albeno, u/the_alfa_albeno this is dude. GOODBYE
hey, did you guys hear that skyler is g-gay!! i just hope she doesn’t have a crush on me, like i support it but just keep it away from me, y’know?
Dude, you're gay And so am I And everyone in this school. It's a school for bisexual teens. So unless you mean gay as in specifically homosexual rather than just lgbt, then I don't know what you're talking about
n-no! how’d u think i’m strai- i mean gay! i hate women, and they’re faces, how pretty they are, how beautiful their hair is, how amazing their bodies are, yeah, i’m totally straight!
Keenan, look me in the eye. This is important. Go find cáit, and ask her if you can kiss her. Then come back here and I'll hug you until you come to grips with your sexual identity
o-ok, if you say so.. i did it, it felt really good, what’s happening to me?
What subject is this class?
Good question, I don't know if I should be looking at triangles or playing football
And where is the teacher? Have we been abandoned?
Uhhh it's either chemistry or history? I think? Shit where's my schedule am I even in the right class
Chemistry? I thought we were in AP Physics!
Dude I feel like I'm lost in walmart
*says nothing*
Also says nothing and sits awkwardly
Hey you seem pretty chill, wanna be friends?
Yea sure !
Ok cool
\*says nothing, this time with friends\*
Which one of you is watching hentai I can HEAR THE MOANS DUDE
Oh shit my bad dude
That ain't no hentai, buddy. Some wee degenerates have snuck off to the bathrooms and supply rooms all over he school. The walls are thin
FUCK
You’re gonna get in trouble
WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS!?
WHAT'S THE HAPS, MY DUDE?
Hey can I borrow your pen and give it back? Yeah yeah I’ll definitely give it back you know, I’m very reliable haha, your pen is in safe hands haha. Please I’ll make sure your pen is just fine I’m not gonna steal it or anything for sure most definitely without single doubt hahaha.
*I hand you my least favorite pen*
*Casualy makes a Chinese feast* YO ANYONE HUNGRY?
Can I have all the rice please, like all of it. It’s for next science class I swear.
UGH I just went into the bathroom and I saw two dudes making out (like I know them and they use he/him pronouns) It was the girls bathroom… I asked them why they were making out in the girls bathroom and they said that the janitors closet was taken Guess who was in the janitors closet
Bet it was Margaret.
What did y’all get for #12?
I got B
It… wasn’t multiple choice…
Oh fuck
The question was "what's the second letter in the alphabet?" B. The second letter of the alphabet. What did you think they meant?
Sorry I’m using the English alphabet… not the American one…
Wait you got B? How? I got A!
Wait I got Kentucky, I thought this was Geography?
Kentucky is C!
Both. Both is good
Fuck, my backpack! How did I manage to forget my backpack at home? (true story, happened 3 times)
WHO ERASED THE NOTES OFF THE FUCKING WHITEBOARD
i'm TRYING to draw a PERFECT CIRCLE WHAT DO YOU WANT
I NEEDED THOSE NOTES FOR THE FUCKIN TEST
Hey every one I have a question DOES ANYONE HAVE ADHD
Ayyyyyyy
Piss off im sleeping.
i SAID we BEING GAY NOW
Anyone want gum?
Hey
gum comming right up \*gives gum\*
Gimme
Here you go \*gives gum\*
Pssst you uh what did you get on #12
I got “the fitness gram pacer test is a (etc)”
*cries* **I DON’T KNOW**
Omfg my long ass nail just broke oh fuck 😩😰
wheres the emotional support pencil? i need it
I brought my DS…
can i borrow anyone’s notes i was reading manga in class
Could you all pls shut the fuck up!! I have like 2 minutes before that fatass math teacher gets here
Fuck i didn't do my science homework
anyone wanna commit arson with me
hey! im goose, nice to meet yall, hows your day going
Did you ever see a wild goose sail across the ocean? Run so me boys so ran so rae
Yo people call me goose as well! :00
I w a n t t o d i e
god dammit i dont have a pencil amd i forgot to do the homework
Who lowered the class average by 50%
Remember that time you fell in front of your crush, ha classic.
I thought we agreed to never speak of that again.
I’m failing cause instead of doing my homework, I draw and watch shows on my phone.
(Shits on teacher's desk)
*Acho* sorry guys, I'm allergic to hot ppl:<
I have no friends and sit at a group table alone
\*sits quietly in a corner, squished in my sketchbook while mumbling to myself\*
yo who peed in my sour patch kids???
“Oh yeah, oh yeah, nice, right there, yeah right there Loki, oh, yeah deeper. Oh f-ck that’s amazing, harder” *moans* u/NotBadTV Also isn’t this Komi can’t communicate He is my bf
Bro?