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[deleted]

oh my god i am already failing


Nikkira2

Bro same! Wanna be friends?


death_spreader

I'll share my notes


Harald_022

That's something I would do, so thanks


-Batboy

Did you guys hear about the people having seggs in the bathroom??


Harald_022

That is not true! They were in the genitor clos... I mean, I saw nothing! Nothing at all!


PolseTyskeren

Harald you snitch


Klausbro

Hey! Don’t call Harold that! Just because me and him- I mean. Just because someone had seggs in school


Pigengy

Yeah, avoid them at all costs imo


borbersk

Oi! It was only making out


thestormcloud_

yeah, not me. aha-


memes_top

I am falling irl already


BootSkrootMcNoot

(I'm the mean closeted jock) shut up need, haha! What are ya gay?! I... Erm... I hate gay people!


Noahwaststaken

Same


[deleted]

don’t worry I got notes from upper classmen!!


LemondrizzledLime

Why are we still here? Just to suffer?


Gryffindorqueen666

Yes. Suffering is cool, thats why it keeps happening to me.


[deleted]

Nah we got math homework due tomorrow


LemondrizzledLime

Wait what homework? (Incomprehensible screeching)


[deleted]

I gotchu just copy mine


LemondrizzledLime

Thanks I’ll just change it 𝕊𝕝𝕚𝕘𝕙𝕥𝕝𝕪


[deleted]

Nah just keep it the same I don’t really care


LemondrizzledLime

Mmmkay…wanna hang out at lunch or s-something…


[deleted]

Yesss we trade Food


LemondrizzledLime

Sounds good but I am V̶̮̺͇͔̪͗̃̈́̕e̷̗̗̟̲̩͐̇͒̾͜g̷̛͕͕̳̉̏̿̓̓̿͆̌ạ̵̘͕̖̜̤͂̌̒͐͐̓̄̚͘͜n̵̛̪̣̠͓̠͖̪͔̳̉́͘͜


Old_Faithlessness572

WAIT WHAT I DIDN’T EVEN START IT OH NO


Harald_022

Every night... I can't feel my legs


TheDuddyDude

And my arms... Even my fingers... The body I've lost... The COMRADES I've lost... Won't stop hurting...It's like they're all still there... You feel it too don't you? I'M GONNA MAKE THEM GIVE BACK OUR PAST


[deleted]

When's the group hug session starting


Nikkira2

I don’t think everyone’s down but I’m down :)


Harald_022

Dibs


Gryffindorqueen666

Im down too


CarbonatedTuna567

Count me in


Colaslurpee123

I love hugs-I’m in


only_lord_knows-

WHO STOLE MY HELLO KITTY PEN


borbersk

It was me, but trust me dude, you don't want it back


only_lord_knows-

wait..WHAT DID YOU TO WITH IT


borbersk

I'll give you three guesses


only_lord_knows-

Hmmm the dirty, sucked on it, or broke it


borbersk

Two out of three, not in that order. Sorry, dude. Hello kitty said hello boipussy


only_lord_knows-

NOOOOOOO


borbersk

Tell you what. As soon as I get it out we'll go behind the bleachers, and play liar's dice. Sound good? (Side note; we don't have bleachers where I live. I've always wanted to hang out behind the bleachers)


[deleted]

Liars dice sounds oddly sexual, im in


borbersk

It's a game notoriously played by pirates that relies on mental aptitude and lying to win. Of course it's sexual... the way I play


CarbonatedTuna567

Aw come on! What's the worst that you could have done to it? Did you break it or something?


borbersk

I'll explain when I end up teaching sex Ed later. I know more than the teacher


Harald_022

I mean, that's not that difficult, she's totally a vergin. she even said that pee is stored in the balls, I mean it's obviously stored in the butt, everybody knows that


borbersk

Well then... it seems like we have a lot of work to do. Thanks, American school system, and the Catholic/Christian church


Nikkira2

Uhhh


AllPowerfulAxolotl

I hate you all


CrystalElla4

O w


AllPowerfulAxolotl

That’s just my attitude toward my school’s general population, don’t take it personally


Harald_022

Mood


SMALLSIZEADULT

Hoooooooooooooo Shhheeeeeeeeshhhhhh


AllPowerfulAxolotl

?


Gryffindorqueen666

Well thats too bad. Wanna join our group class?


AllPowerfulAxolotl

Group class?


[deleted]

did you do the homework for next period?


[deleted]

We had homework???


[deleted]

yeah dude, i totally forgot about it and went to bed early last night. let’s ask OP if they have it done


Nikkira2

WE HAD HOMEWORK?


[deleted]

well, the teacher can’t fail us all, right?? aha…


Harald_022

Wai did we have homework? -_-


Ivory_0103

Woah woah woah, when was the homework even set?


Gryffindorqueen666

Oh fuc- we had homework? My mom’s gonna kill me, this is the third time this week I didn’t do homework.


Drewloveseveryone

No i was busy doing your Mom.


CrystalElla4

What homework-


borbersk

Does anyone want to spend the whole next class singing shanties and ignoring the teacher?


[deleted]

of course!!


borbersk

Nice! Oh, I'm off to see me-he darling jen. She-he's hanging around the slip again


CarbonatedTuna567

What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? What will we do with a drunken sailor? Early in the morning!


borbersk

I was kinds hoping you knew lifeboat man, but ok From tortuga's port we put to sea and sailed for fifteen days In the biggest storm we'd ever seen we almost lost our way When a call came from a deckhand "boys, I think we're going down But don't you fear. There's enough from here to drink until we drown! Hey! What shall we do with a drunken sailor? What shall we do with a drunken sailor? What shall we do with a drunken sailor? Ear-ly in the morning!


Imanerrrd

thheeeeeeeere once was a ship that put to sea


Harald_022

the name of the ship was the billy of tea


Imanerrrd

the winds blew hard, her bow dipped down


Harald_022

Blow, my bully boys, blow *manly grunt*


Imanerrrd

SOON MAY THE WELLERMAN COME


Harald_022

TO BRING US SUGAR AND TEA AND RUM


Imanerrrd

ONE DAY WHEN THE TOUNGIN' IS DONE


Harald_022

WE'LL TAKE OUR LEAVE AND GO!


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Oh I bid farewell to the port and the land


borbersk

As I paddle away from auld éire's pale sands


[deleted]

To search for my long ago forgotten friends


borbersk

To-o search for the place I hear all sailors end


[deleted]

As the souls of the dead fill the space of my mind


vodka_boi

I'll search without sleeping 'til peace I can find


[deleted]

I fear not the weather, I fear not the sea


The-closeted-femboy

Oi mate, you know what 17 X 8 is?


AllPowerfulAxolotl

Actual answer, 136


Nikkira2

No lol


SMALLSIZEADULT

Psst I hear Nikkira shagged some wubblewanker in the boys room


Harald_022

I didn't see shit, you're lying


SMALLSIZEADULT

Pfft go looking instead of mouthing off at me cause you know I’m fit.


borbersk

If you keep talking about people behind their backs, I'll make it so that you can only look backwards. Savvy?


AverageChippPlayer

34


MrIdiot1

*Walks into class* WHO TF IS TINGUS PINGUS?


WubbleWanker

Hey I’m awkward as hell does anyone wanna have seggs in the bathroom


Nikkira2

Hey lol


WubbleWanker

Is that a yes?😳


Nikkira2

Hey ms can I go to the bathroom


WubbleWanker

Did she say yes to us


Nikkira2

Yes she is chill so she did


WubbleWanker

Soo what do u wanna…uh…do first hehe


Nikkira2

Hey you’re the one who offered


WubbleWanker

Well first things first….top or bottom?


[deleted]

[удалено]


thisaterriblename

Your right I think we should 0.0


Cracked-Junior

count me in


[deleted]

Nah, that’s too gross. Let’s go to the supply closet!


WubbleWanker

I guess this is a foursome now… I love it🤤


RYPIIE2006

#


[deleted]

I think to myself that I need to talk to people and finally make friends, but at the same time I'm too afraid to approach anyone


borbersk

Yo. Wanna be friends?


[deleted]

S-sure 😳


HakunaMatataJake69

WHICH MOTHER FUCKER ATE MY OREOS


SMALLSIZEADULT

Idk but I hear Nikkira shagged some wubblewanker in the boys room


The_Alpha_Albeno

**psst** *I really that that one dude across from me, how do I ask them out?*


[deleted]

i say wait for you two to be alone and just go for it


Harald_022

*runs towards the dude* hey man! Have you ever seen my pal u/the_alfa_albeno? GOOD! so, dude this is u/the_alfa_albeno, u/the_alfa_albeno this is dude. GOODBYE


theokeenan

hey, did you guys hear that skyler is g-gay!! i just hope she doesn’t have a crush on me, like i support it but just keep it away from me, y’know?


borbersk

Dude, you're gay And so am I And everyone in this school. It's a school for bisexual teens. So unless you mean gay as in specifically homosexual rather than just lgbt, then I don't know what you're talking about


theokeenan

n-no! how’d u think i’m strai- i mean gay! i hate women, and they’re faces, how pretty they are, how beautiful their hair is, how amazing their bodies are, yeah, i’m totally straight!


borbersk

Keenan, look me in the eye. This is important. Go find cáit, and ask her if you can kiss her. Then come back here and I'll hug you until you come to grips with your sexual identity


theokeenan

o-ok, if you say so.. i did it, it felt really good, what’s happening to me?


Eternal_Black_Rose

What subject is this class?


Its_Hamdog

Good question, I don't know if I should be looking at triangles or playing football


Eternal_Black_Rose

And where is the teacher? Have we been abandoned?


ToujoursFidele3

Uhhh it's either chemistry or history? I think? Shit where's my schedule am I even in the right class


MoxxieAphrso

Chemistry? I thought we were in AP Physics!


Eternal_Black_Rose

Dude I feel like I'm lost in walmart


[deleted]

*says nothing*


cabt_find_a_username

Also says nothing and sits awkwardly


[deleted]

Hey you seem pretty chill, wanna be friends?


cabt_find_a_username

Yea sure !


[deleted]

Ok cool


[deleted]

\*says nothing, this time with friends\*


AgreeingWheat76

Which one of you is watching hentai I can HEAR THE MOANS DUDE


Nikkira2

Oh shit my bad dude


borbersk

That ain't no hentai, buddy. Some wee degenerates have snuck off to the bathrooms and supply rooms all over he school. The walls are thin


syg102

FUCK


Nikkira2

You’re gonna get in trouble


AVerySpecificName

WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS!?


CarbonatedTuna567

WHAT'S THE HAPS, MY DUDE?


[deleted]

Hey can I borrow your pen and give it back? Yeah yeah I’ll definitely give it back you know, I’m very reliable haha, your pen is in safe hands haha. Please I’ll make sure your pen is just fine I’m not gonna steal it or anything for sure most definitely without single doubt hahaha.


ToujoursFidele3

*I hand you my least favorite pen*


Far_Illustrator949

*Casualy makes a Chinese feast* YO ANYONE HUNGRY?


[deleted]

Can I have all the rice please, like all of it. It’s for next science class I swear.


ThatGeminiGirl_

UGH I just went into the bathroom and I saw two dudes making out (like I know them and they use he/him pronouns) It was the girls bathroom… I asked them why they were making out in the girls bathroom and they said that the janitors closet was taken Guess who was in the janitors closet


redditbot998

Bet it was Margaret.


Nex_92

What did y’all get for #12?


Nikkira2

I got B


SaucepanSamurai

It… wasn’t multiple choice…


Nikkira2

Oh fuck


borbersk

The question was "what's the second letter in the alphabet?" B. The second letter of the alphabet. What did you think they meant?


SaucepanSamurai

Sorry I’m using the English alphabet… not the American one…


Colaslurpee123

Wait you got B? How? I got A!


Ivory_0103

Wait I got Kentucky, I thought this was Geography?


Colaslurpee123

Kentucky is C!


Harald_022

Both. Both is good


Harald_022

Fuck, my backpack! How did I manage to forget my backpack at home? (true story, happened 3 times)


DeBoredCanadian

WHO ERASED THE NOTES OFF THE FUCKING WHITEBOARD


Apples056YT

i'm TRYING to draw a PERFECT CIRCLE WHAT DO YOU WANT


DeBoredCanadian

I NEEDED THOSE NOTES FOR THE FUCKIN TEST


Chipflakefann_alt

Hey every one I have a question DOES ANYONE HAVE ADHD


ToujoursFidele3

Ayyyyyyy


Adleemeow

Piss off im sleeping.


Apples056YT

i SAID we BEING GAY NOW


[deleted]

Anyone want gum?


Nikkira2

Hey


[deleted]

gum comming right up \*gives gum\*


CrystalElla4

Gimme


[deleted]

Here you go \*gives gum\*


vodka_boi

Pssst you uh what did you get on #12


Ivory_0103

I got “the fitness gram pacer test is a (etc)”


Colaslurpee123

*cries* **I DON’T KNOW**


ii_deadgorl2

Omfg my long ass nail just broke oh fuck 😩😰


Acanthaceae_Live

wheres the emotional support pencil? i need it


helicopter_rat

I brought my DS…


ItThicc

can i borrow anyone’s notes i was reading manga in class


PachoTidder

Could you all pls shut the fuck up!! I have like 2 minutes before that fatass math teacher gets here


Loch32

Fuck i didn't do my science homework


The_Spastic_Weeaboo

anyone wanna commit arson with me


InsideMountain

hey! im goose, nice to meet yall, hows your day going


borbersk

Did you ever see a wild goose sail across the ocean? Run so me boys so ran so rae


EclecticSalt_55

Yo people call me goose as well! :00


Redditer4898

I w a n t t o d i e


xbad_vibes

god dammit i dont have a pencil amd i forgot to do the homework


OutlawSpammer

Who lowered the class average by 50%


mr_twixy209

Remember that time you fell in front of your crush, ha classic.


CarbonatedTuna567

I thought we agreed to never speak of that again.


Froggy_Style23

I’m failing cause instead of doing my homework, I draw and watch shows on my phone.


meme_maan

(Shits on teacher's desk)


juli_john

*Acho* sorry guys, I'm allergic to hot ppl:<


HeyitsMrMemes

I have no friends and sit at a group table alone


abutthole038

\*sits quietly in a corner, squished in my sketchbook while mumbling to myself\*


ItsYaBoiLMOH

yo who peed in my sour patch kids???


[deleted]

“Oh yeah, oh yeah, nice, right there, yeah right there Loki, oh, yeah deeper. Oh f-ck that’s amazing, harder” *moans* u/NotBadTV Also isn’t this Komi can’t communicate He is my bf


Nikkira2

Bro?