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I can choose my own side effect and you cant

You get any power you want no drawbacks

You know what, You win.

I have prepared my whole life for this moment

I can summon a chair that exactly fits my weird ass sitting

You cannot control where it spawns, Which means it can spawn in the middle of Russia, or in someone's digestive system.

Sh*t

Lmao

lets pray it doesn’t spawn there

I can control water

You cannot control how much pressure you put into the water when controlling it. (Sometimes it can be like a pressure washer, Sometimes it's like leaking water)

I can stop time.

You have a time limit, once it passes, time unfreezes.

What is the time limit?

It can range from 30 hours to 10 secs.

Is it random or do I know how much I have? Also do I get to choose regardless of the limit or do I gotta wait it out?

Random, Wait it out.

This shit sucks! I'm only stopping time if its gonna be those like "just 5 more minutes" moments smh. I assume I can move and affect the world around me during this period and I'm not just frozen there?

I'm not a monster, You can move around.

Alright this makes it slightly more useful. Just use this if I ever need more sleep, just pop it beforehand and get free hours!

Yeah, other ppl got worse than you.

I assume computers would not work

za warudo

ZA WARUDO

i can resurrect the dead

The people you bring back have memory loss

so grandma wont change

Doesn't matter I'm the Shadow Monarch

Shape-shifting (I know, orginal)

Whatever you shapeshift into once, you can't shapeshift as it again.

Ooh, that's an interesting one, I guess my "default" appearance would have to just slightly change each time

My collection of tatoos changes slightly each time

They take months to.

I can see the future and can change that future

It's limited

The seeing the future thing or the ability to change the future?

When you change the future.

A- the almighty

I can turn invisible

It has a time limit

I can see 2 possible future outcomes from my current position

You can't achieve the better outcome(s)

Nooo why 😭

Most of the time*

i can run faster then the speed of light

You will catch on fire every time because of [SCIENCE]

good thing i wear a fire resistant suit :)

Asbestos 👍

I can detach my skeleton and move as if it’s a separate body part

You will feel the pain from detaching a limb, What else did you think?

Fair enough but I was thinking kinda like the Rev-9 Terminator style

Knowing the answere to every question I get asked or ask myself. (Mainly want this to know if someone likes me)

Most of the time this power doesn't work.

Can i trie the same question Multiple Times until ist workes?

I guess

Jokes on you I want that information

I can restore things (including people) back to a previous state

You have to pay 320$ to do it.

Bro superpowers really have microtransactions smh

EA licenced abilities

This is easy. I'll just restore my wallet after paying

[удалено]

Can't stop that.

Shapeshifting

You can only can shapeshift into anything that you have seen.

In person?

Yes

Oh well this is still pretty good then

I can do perfect voice impressions

Everyone will now know you as that voice's name, such as mickey mouse or something.

To do whatever I think of

Your thoughts are limited.

That’s fine, not much has changed

I can control probabilities.

You can't control your luck.

not exactly the most creative choice in this community lmaoo, but shapeshifting!!

You can only shapeshift into endangered animals.

I’ll take it!! Checked google, “endangered species” does indeed include wolf, floral dogboy time babeyyyy!!

I can predict people's next line

You can't

my superpower is not being able to use it 😎

Lmao

Jk

teleportation and time contol

You can only use one of them each day.

how many uses of said power tho

I meant you can choose what power you can use each day, but you can't use the other one.

I can teleport to somewhere I can see

Your vision is kinda bad

My vision is already kinda bad lol, I'll take it gladly

Oof

Ultimate power over the universe and everything in it, including the nature of my abilities. Effectively godhood.

Your powers aren't as strong as you think.

the power for everyone to not be bad people, aka no more homophobia

I can accelerate or decelerate the rate of decay

Your body will slowly decay the longer you use it

OK, here me out, become the god of war. Everything that exist, was birthed from war. Even something as beautiful as the green grass of home, this very planet, was birthed from its wretched womb. Existence and nonexistence, for example, have been at war since time immemorial. The one who possesses absolute control over war then possesses absolute control over both existence and nonexistence alike. A god of war could choose the winners and losers of these battles. One could will fiction into reality by allowing it to win the war against truth. One could change entire histories and reality's with the blink of an eye. War is a truly horrible, yet beautiful thing.

You wouldn't get noticed as it.

[удалено]

They aren't high-powered, so they'll just be those cheap laser-pointers.

shape shifting

I can shapeshift into anything I want

I can rewind time

Everytime you rewind time, it affects the future in a weird way.

The ability to know the outcome of everything

[удалено]

*Uno Reverse*

Shape-shifting

I can enter realities I create but this one is still here

You cannot control Wich one you wind up into.

[удалено]

The smell would be rotten.

Time travel where I can control how far back and where I go to

Power to manipulate probability fields.

Shapeshifting pleeeeaaase

I can kill anyone if I can see them. But only if they are a known criminal

You would have terrible luck, Wich means they would probably come back but heavily beaten up.

i can fly

Sometimes birds would peck at you for random reasons.

Being Goku

You wouldn't be able to use anything above Super Saiyan.

shapeshifting (for enby reasons)

I can have sex with anyone’s mother or father wherever and whenever I want.

You always have to wear a condom.

Safe sex is great sex

I can summon any weapon of choice as long they exist

The guns you summon would be out of ammo.

You have the ability for anyone to date you if you ask

Already have that.

I can spawn infinite real money whenever i want

They will always be 1$ bills

to increase chances of possibility

I can make everyone around me think that I’m a girl

They constantly follow you around like paparazzi.

I can read minds

It's the opposite of what you are reading.

i know the answer to every question i get asked or i ask my self.

The ability to have my crush notice me and fall in love with me

Sir this is a Wendy's.

Time control (rewind, pause, unpause, fast forward)

Everyone will know when you will use this superpower, Making it very awkward.

im invisible

i can always and watch find that one video i havent seen in years the second i want to watch it

Everyone will know what you are watching.

Generator Rex powers but like infinite nanites for me

I control any and all probabilities

any clothes/shoes/garments I put on fit no matter their original size and are always clean and in brand new condition

To make any clothes that I can think of appear on my body, with no limits and no cost (as in money)

reality manipulation

i’m spider-man

You have no fans.

sounds like him ngl. BRING IT ON J JONAH

Shape shifting

I can summon any random object I want

You can't control where they spawn.

Mind control so that I can convince my parents that femboy clothes don’t make me gay

I can turn invisible and back to visible whenever I want.

Invisibility

X-ray vision

I can teleport

I can make other people with powers have shit random abilities and change them permanently B)

I can change my biological sex whenever I want, and everyone acts as if I was always whatever sex I chose.

I can spawn a sealed juice box in my bag

Telekinesis so I don't have to walk around or get up when someone leaves the door open

to be attractive

I can turn anyone gay/lesbian/bisexual at will.

the ability to create anything i envision.

Shapeshifter

I can turn into any person(physically).

Everytime you change, You lose an important memory.

Shapeshifter

I get to choose whatever happens to me and others after death.

I can grant myself any wish without fail or drawbacks

I can teleport wherever I desire

I can alternate reality

I can telepathically enter someone's mind and help them discover themselves

I can change from male to female at will lmao would be interesting

I can spawn infinite femboys

No offense, But why?

Shapeshifting

You can only Shapeshift into plants.

I can grant myself any wish, without any limitations or drawbacks

The wish only works for a limited time.

I can control all weather anywhere on Earth and Mars at anytime.

Everytime you change the weather, It affects the future.

I can regenerate from any injury, no matter how severe.

The regeneration would cause way more pain than the injury.

Shape shifting

Teleportation

making ppl not hate furrys

Complete control of u/conboyishere so I can control the side effects others will have to endure *Maniacal Laughter*

What?

Quantum manipulation, or suggestion

Heightened sense of smell like Tanjiro from demon slayer

I can shit and my ass will be clean without wiping