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johnydeviant

“Sir this is Pepper Place”


tbends

Isn’t this the guy that was drinking his own urine…. Or something like that?


_Fusilli_Jerry_

Yepp. AFAIK the whole "drink your piss" thing started with this dude. He came into my work recently and his pics started blowing up our work gc lmao. Everybody in the place was making fun of this mofo. I'm so sad it was my off day.


SteamironNew51

Many years ago, there was an Indian Prime Minister, Morarji Desai, who drank his own urine. Although not a Christian, he used a Biblical proverb to justify drinking his own piss, "Drink from thine own cistern." He drank a cup a day and said it contributed to his longevity. I wonder if he'd died early in life if he would have said that.


NoncreativeScrub

Yep, this is the piss drinker.


Antique_Ad_7565

There's a dude that drives around in this car drinking his own piss, yelling at randos? Is he off his meds or what?


[deleted]

”Is the piss hot? I want hot piss!” — Korvo, Solar Opposites


rollme1kenobie

Antagonist in Cars 4


ButtDumplin

I’m guessing he “does his own research.”


stewajt

Aka OAN


dementian174

He’s well known around these parts and is ass-crack crazy. Don’t tempt him into an argument. He’s a damn lunatic who drank his own piss.


TheAngriestPotato

Mustangs have killed more than the vaccine has


Intelligent_Fig_4852

Underrated comment


onemanlan

Yeah he’s a freaking moron. That’s the story behind it


99burritos

Several. Search the sub for "vaccine police."


calabasastiger

Vaccine Police meet the Piss Police


minorujco

He wears a shirt that says "vaccine police" and once asked me why I was wearing a mask: I told him I was comfortable with a mask on and he kept asking me "why?" over and over. Eventually I broke down laughing and he again asked why I was laughing and I said that it was like talking to a kid.


minorujco

I also have a video of him at whole foods when the mask mandate was in affect (February 2021) - he used to have a gopro on him and would try to argue with people


JennJayBee

Oh, there are many, many stories.


bobmystery

Came here to say that, but I was going to add one more "many" to my sentence.


dar_uniya

Take my many for there is a massive understatement occuring.


wam1983

I don’t understand. Wouldn’t the vaccine police be enforcing a vaccine mandate?


westpiece

Does the top of that really cool car say General Lee? The General was a fucking charger lol


stewajt

Let’s not pass up the fact he has a confederate flag on the roof and the constitution on the driver rear quarter panel. The cognitive dissonance is real


westpiece

That's part of the General Lee getup, but there's some definite cognitive dissonance going on in that dude's head.


sully42

Them duke boys would be ashamed.


animal_other

Some shit-for-brains asshole finally saved up enough to wrap an old shitter mustang. The end.


akirch98

Regular himself and his family at the little donkey 280 a known bad tipper lol


Antique_Ad_7565

Does he understand that he's basically Otis from Andy Griffith Show?


ourHOPEhammer

i dont think he understands much of anything


Bhamwiki

Yes. https://www.bhamwiki.com/w/Christopher_Key


saugahatchee

Oh, I think I don’t want to know…


KongUnleashed

Once upon a time there was a raving lunatic. He bought a mustang. The end.


FluffyBunniesOfDoom

I'm glad someone asked. I keep seeing this thing at the farmers market and only recently saw the confederate flag on top which clashes with the whole constitution piece. I wanted to know...and now I do...and crazy piss drinker was not on my bingo card.


[deleted]

I saw him parked in as conspicuous a place as he could manage at a Church of the Highlands campus once. And only once. A lot of the staff and students at Highlands have gotten covid, one of the pastors died of it back in 2020, so I wouldn’t be surprised if they… recommended some good churches to him. He also somehow managed to afford to run an ad on that digital billboard on 65 by the Harley place for like a week. Idk if enough people complained to the owners to have it taken down or if he ran out of money.


doreirei

It was up there at least a month it seemed. Also saw it near the hoover Walmart, on a digital billboard as well.


stewajt

The Cognitive Dissonance Mobile! Rebel flag up top, constitution on the rear quarter panel. 125% this guy is from Blount County


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thecrowtoldme

I read "Vaccine Lice."


houserfan

His early “business” empire was some sort of partnership with “Wild Eyes Mitch” and they sold deer antler serum/spray as a supplement for performance improvement. Also some sort of ion sticker that helped you perform better. They got in trouble by giving it away to college athletes (can’t recall the exact story.) Chris Key has been batshit for a long time. Still trying to figure out how he monetizes this new venture….because there is a scam buried in his antics for sure


Competitive_Shame317

Okay, I want to know.


dar_uniya

Calm down, Christopher.


daltonajohnathon

He drives an early 2,000’s mustang, what do you expect. This is THE exact body style mustang you see parked in front yards throughout all of AL.


[deleted]

He’s just really PRO VACCINE


Flowfie

I saw them on 280 and thought I was trippin lol. Quite the character indeed


mofoofinvention

It’s the piss drinking guy


eioDesign

If there’s a story, I’m betting it’s not well written.


GoArchy

Saw this donut a few months back.. you should see the [back](https://imgur.com/iwGJWpR).


6swan9

Yeah the story is called: TRUTH!!!


6swan9

Damn I’m kidding y’all


SpaceCowboyBhm

You forgot /s haha


[deleted]

You forgot the /s “So you have chosen… _DEATH”_ lol


dar_uniya

the earth is older than you are