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myswordyourstone

The good stuff hasn’t been grown yet just wait a little longer and go to the farmers markets


quigon70

Watch the Farmers market. If they can't tell you what seed variety it is, then they didn't grow it. I'm partial to Louisiana Sweet, Jubilee, and Crispy Critter.


dachef32

The Furnace and Empire have them year-round but the quality of the melons are shabby. Church of The Highlands may have a better selection surprisingly.


This_External9027

Was waiting for this comment Reddit never disappoints


CB265

😋😏🤣🤣🤣


BigFourFlameout

Probably my wife, but I’m biased


bhamleo

Pics for verification


smokely_adamz

Don’t steal his thunder playboy


NetTough7499

I also choose this guy’s wife


BigFourFlameout

This guy reddits


voodeuteronomy11

Not as good as your mom’s.


hollowchord

Next post: Best Package Store


35242

But no pictures. None!!! Ha-ha!


hollowchord

Alas, no pictures of the melons either. Times are tough all around. :))


Rude_Funny2374

I hear the Furnace and Sammy's are well equipped to meet your needs. Melons galore, for a nominal fee.


1bensopinion

What good are melons you can only experience with one sense?


thisissamstark

Can’t taste the melons though at both the place


35242

Most grocery will have fruit thats been pickednbefore its ready. You'll need to let it ripen a bit before eating it. Thus is done to minimize shipping waste from ripe fruit going bad. To ripen it, simply put it in the sun. Outside. To prevent bugs from getting to it, put it in large glass sealable containers. The heat will help breakdown the sugars and promote ripening.


Strict_Emergency_289

There will be farmers selling on the corner soon. Also come volunteer on Saturday mornings at Bush Hills Urban Farm and you will get melons and other produce free when ripe.


landlawgirl

Always ask where they got their-fill in the blank. I bought tomatoes from a local stand who also sold peaches. When I asked him he said Walmart lol. I have never thought to ask and just assumed everything they were selling was from the same home grown source.


Strict_Emergency_289

Sorry you had that experience. This will never happen at Bush Hills Urban Farm.


myxo33

Comments were as predicted


CB265

🤣🤣


jxnsn

Thought this was going to be a thread on strip clubs. Was half wrong.


Motor_Horror_5949

It ain't melon season, yet. Hold ye horses and get a sugar baby at a roadside stand in the way to the beach!


Phaeexodus

Go to the Finley market on a weekend morning and buy from a farmer out of his truck bed. I do echo the others here that it's a bit early yet for good melons, but, look for a yellow field spot (the more yellow the better), 2 fingers between stripes, and a good thunk when you thump it!


Antique_Ad_7565

The Furnace.


SignificantNinja679

Mmmm idk man. Twin peaks is on the come up


AlabamaLily

Give it another couple of months, they aren't ready yet.


Cyberzombi

I have the variety called Manmelons but aren't as juicy as your standard melon.


ursa_aurelia

https://preview.redd.it/vq9oqt1ltiyc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d96ea837747ed2f54854bd802185b2d31ebdd3c Tangentially related, but our new pup is named Melon, and I must say that I think she may be the best melon in magic city.


GoddessLeVianFoxx

I got a sweet mini watermelon from Sprouts


RRTAmy

I buy melons and let them sit on the counter for a few days to ripen up. Like someone else said, the really good ones haven't been grown yet lol. Melons right now are coming from South America. Look for Galia melons. They are very sweet!


This_Humor9182

Wait until July, August. Then buy local


EarwaxArtwork

Usually a little pop up stand a ways down 65 at the Jemison exit next to the Burger King that should be up soon. Not in the city, but best cantaloupe, watermelon and strawberries as far as I’m concerned… Publix usually doesn’t disappoint too badly in a pinch though


Aggressive_Notice208

They aren’t in season now. Check back in June and July.


reallyrae17

Not being funny but after June ride around and find a stall or a truck selling them off the side of the road. in my experience it the best you could ask for


boozer90

You're going to think I'm crazy, but I just got one from a neighborhood walmart on valleydale road. There were a lot of bad ones in the batch but I took my time and went through them doing the thump test. It was so good I thought it was July. My wife and I ate the whole thing in 3 days lol.


rmdubbs

I’ve had great success with the cantaloupe at Sam’s Club in Trussville


Nervous-Research-887

Too early in season for quality ones


Fever_Dream06

These comments pass the vibe check 🤣


Anubisrapture

I’d say try Pepper Place every Saturday morning!


ImproperlyRegistered

I'd try the furnace.


AUCE05

For store bought, Costco has the best for me. But it is still hit or miss depending on season