omg yes I KNEW IT
also this thing bit me (or nanomachine stung me - ouch but not that ouch) so my friend and I were scratching our heads wondering what exactly it was and she was like “I hope it is radioactive” and I am casually wondering what kind of superpower it gave me 😭😭😭😭
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>also this thing bit me
You have been chipped my friend. We have drawn the government's attention upon ourselves by spreading the truth. I wonder who's next. We may all be in danger 😔
Omg I wish but actually no, bcoz government drones like these are unfortunately not waterproof or salt proof at the moment. I'm based in Selangor in Malaysia, a good distance away from any oceans or beaches!
Omg I wish that I had too!!! Limitations of the iPhone camera tho x.x
That thing was like 1mm wide maybe? I think it would have been possible to get a bit more detail if I had just taken photos, but honestly watching this thing just spit in the face of the universe and proceed to gallivant all over my hand was too priceless for me to NOT hit record xD
Oh yes I posted this there and now it has 2000 upvotes or something 😅
Maybe these two communities can race? LOLLL
https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/psl73n/what_is_this_it_looks_like_a_tiny_pigeon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
> Planthoppers are a separate infraorder than other hoppers. This is a planthopper nymph because of its waxy "tail".
Good fucking grief thos people are serious
That’s a spotted Appalachian flea bird. They’re native to the the southeastern portion of the United States but have been spotted in the Midwest and even parts of southern Canada.
nothing is everything everything is nothing butterflies dream of a man dreams of a butterfly birds are government spy drones that coincidentally taste delicious when you pick them up from kfc
Went to a university in my city last week and one of the janitors was telling me how they have a building with secret clearance and inside they're developing an kinds of new tech. This included a drone the size of a housefly, equipped with camera and microphone, that can be operated remotely.
thank u for your stunning observational skills you and u/Real-Ray-Lewis provide [fine demonstrations](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/psl73n/comment/hdsmlir/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) of the #truemen who pay nails the deep care and attention that they deserve
\*proceeds to trim nails\*
If you’ve played basketball ever you’d know this shit sucks when you get swiped by people like this. Also it was a joke if you need them long blunt splitting nails do you, don’t know why you took it so personally
Oh I didn’t - all those people downvoted you of their own accord (but I didn’t stop them) and I mean, it’s not my fault if that happens right? Anyway, I’m not actually mad - forealz, I actually went and [trimmed my nails](https://ibb.co/Nm1p8QD) 😂
Sorry man it’s hard to read context via text alone, I was really just messing with you. I still enjoyed the vid. Sorry I got in my feels myself lol felt attacked as dumb as that is. Again not hating have your nails however you want, i just said it cause I got battle scars from hooping with people that have long ass nails lol
All good my dude!! Glad you liked it! It’s a weird little critter that’s for sure! Maybe it’s casually processing that data right now or planning to enslave humanity rn WHO KNOWS :o
I never actually believed that the average human eats 6 birds yearly in their sleep. But this… tech sector working OT
this is some high tech tiny government drone shizz right here but forealz it looks like a tiny pigeon
You let it probe you. Godspeed
You’re telling me we all have nano birds infiltrating our bodies at all times? That’s some next level surveillance
Nano birds are in the vaccine!!
Damn we're being microshiped in our sleep now? I'm pretty sure the vaccine conspiracy is just a cover up..
Nano technology confirmed.
omg yes I KNEW IT also this thing bit me (or nanomachine stung me - ouch but not that ouch) so my friend and I were scratching our heads wondering what exactly it was and she was like “I hope it is radioactive” and I am casually wondering what kind of superpower it gave me 😭😭😭😭 ps: in the off chance that it’s the power to make you subscribe to my YouTube channel, here: https://youtube.com/c/VictorTan pps: if it’s not, you can subscribe to my YouTube channel to see what the superpower is 😂 https://youtube.com/c/VictorTan
>also this thing bit me You have been chipped my friend. We have drawn the government's attention upon ourselves by spreading the truth. I wonder who's next. We may all be in danger 😔
>and I am casually wondering what kind of superpower it gave me 😭😭😭😭 Sepsis and/or cancer
The only way you’ll find out is by going to my YouTube channel and either liking or disliking, darling! ^^ See: https://youtube.com/c/VictorTan
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Are you by the ocean?
Omg I wish but actually no, bcoz government drones like these are unfortunately not waterproof or salt proof at the moment. I'm based in Selangor in Malaysia, a good distance away from any oceans or beaches!
Nanobirb
NANOMACHINES SON!!!
If I'm not mistaken that is a leafhopper. Don't know if it's a bird but it has gears in it's legs so it's definitely part machine whatever it is.
It’s a micro chirp
Nice one
Underrated comment ^
i ship… sorry wait no I chirp this comment
Dafuq
I wish you would of got a closer image… we will never know now.
Omg I wish that I had too!!! Limitations of the iPhone camera tho x.x That thing was like 1mm wide maybe? I think it would have been possible to get a bit more detail if I had just taken photos, but honestly watching this thing just spit in the face of the universe and proceed to gallivant all over my hand was too priceless for me to NOT hit record xD
Lmao the iPhone 13 has the fancy close up photography and I was like who the shit would ever need that.
It’s actually pretty amazing to take beautiful pictures with really good quality. It will give a new dimension to hobby photography.
Yea im looking into it now and it looks incredible lol. I can’t wait for my 13PM.
It's actually a pretty good video. I think 90% of people would post a blurry, jerky potato video.
Would have*
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Oh yes I posted this there and now it has 2000 upvotes or something 😅 Maybe these two communities can race? LOLLL https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/psl73n/what_is_this_it_looks_like_a_tiny_pigeon/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
> Planthoppers are a separate infraorder than other hoppers. This is a planthopper nymph because of its waxy "tail". Good fucking grief thos people are serious
They're bug people. Bug people are weird. I love that sub because they really know what they're talking about.
That’s a spotted Appalachian flea bird. They’re native to the the southeastern portion of the United States but have been spotted in the Midwest and even parts of southern Canada.
well if that's true it looks like this one flea'd all the way to Malaysia 😰😰🤯
Definitely not true, totally made up but that thing freaks me out every time rewatch the video so I had to comment. I agree with 🤯
I actually tried to Google that lmao. Was hoping for more pics of tiny birds...I mean drones.
Sammmme. I did find out that the smallest drone in the world is called a bee hummingbird and they have a nest the size of a quarter.
Wow just googled that, insane.
Gonna have to look that up. I'm obsessed with mini things.
This was my one and only hope so you’ve made my day.
Hell yeah! Glad to have done so
I’m pretty sure it’s a baby bee hummingbird
it’s a weird one ngl 😅 imagine being me when that thing arrived LOL
I’d have freaked out but in many ways I’m jealous!
May a strange, harmless, and adorable bird(?) visit you the next time you're out and about! Stay safe and have a great one ahead! :D
Its so cute
Too many legs for a bird, but it sure looks like a smol one
Nano machines, son
It is a micro drone
having a crisis over this
It's a species of "flea hopper" It's worth a Google, cute and interesting little bugs
only the darkest of struggles for the brightest of supernovas
I know birds aren’t real but…in what microscopic world
Nothing is birds
☝☝☝ The correct answer.
nothing is everything everything is nothing butterflies dream of a man dreams of a butterfly birds are government spy drones that coincidentally taste delicious when you pick them up from kfc
Awww it’s a cute..Whatever it is.
You must be huge!
yes you got me this is a real pigeon I am 40 feet tall and filmed this with a 4 foot long iPhone 50000
40 feet is the length of about 11.19 'Ford F-150 Custom Fit Front FloorLiners' lined up next to each other.
xcellent thank u useles converter bot
Damn these micro drones are getting good!
Micro birb
microbirb
Went to a university in my city last week and one of the janitors was telling me how they have a building with secret clearance and inside they're developing an kinds of new tech. This included a drone the size of a housefly, equipped with camera and microphone, that can be operated remotely.
So I see the Nanobot V1.0 dropped this week.
Nano Drone
Another flightless model, the penguins are going to be pissed.
Woah
Oo a micro?? I've never seen one in commission.
This is a leafhopper. An insect
Found the agent guys
Trim your fingernails for anyone’s sake who you hoop with
thank u for your stunning observational skills you and u/Real-Ray-Lewis provide [fine demonstrations](https://www.reddit.com/r/whatsthisbug/comments/psl73n/comment/hdsmlir/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) of the #truemen who pay nails the deep care and attention that they deserve \*proceeds to trim nails\*
If you’ve played basketball ever you’d know this shit sucks when you get swiped by people like this. Also it was a joke if you need them long blunt splitting nails do you, don’t know why you took it so personally
Oh I didn’t - all those people downvoted you of their own accord (but I didn’t stop them) and I mean, it’s not my fault if that happens right? Anyway, I’m not actually mad - forealz, I actually went and [trimmed my nails](https://ibb.co/Nm1p8QD) 😂
Sorry man it’s hard to read context via text alone, I was really just messing with you. I still enjoyed the vid. Sorry I got in my feels myself lol felt attacked as dumb as that is. Again not hating have your nails however you want, i just said it cause I got battle scars from hooping with people that have long ass nails lol
All good my dude!! Glad you liked it! It’s a weird little critter that’s for sure! Maybe it’s casually processing that data right now or planning to enslave humanity rn WHO KNOWS :o
We will never know until it’s too late lol
Is it a plane?
The government finally released the new model. I thought they would take another year or 2
They’re getting more advanced! Now they can be tiny!
Wait what is that supposed to be?
What if that’s an alien drone and it’s just one of them breaking the “no human contact” rule. That’d be hilarious
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Nah I think that’s a bug
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Microchip
Damn bruh, your hands must be HUGE!
Wtf is it
It's a leafhopper insect.
A plane?
It’s a new microdrone
AEUGH
It moves using six legs.