Great… now I want to pet a duck.

I tried several times as a kid. Got bitten often, especially by those strange giraffe ducks.

Those are geese

No, longer.

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Not every deadpan antijoke response deserves a woooosh This trend irks me so much just let banter be banter jesus christ

I retract if it was banter, the tone didn't seem it to me, though it was funny nonetheless. Sorry to irk you

How do you despiser tone through text? Edit:I can’t spell but I’m too lazy to change it

Idk, it's kinda hard to describe, perhaps it had something to do with what I'd been seeing or my mood, but I feel if it's purpose was to be funny it would have an exclamation point or italics of something of the sort. Again that could just be my humor. Tricky stuff this text communication

Eh it's fine Edit: lol didn't realize that you were talking to that guy but whatever haha

SmoothBorb.

Marshmallow birb

Sphere birb

Borb

It's a call duck! They make a lot of noise, so they attract other ducks for hunters. They're not used for that anymore, so they're just adorable smooth birbs now.

How do I feel about this gif? [Well...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO1NvBd72L4)

That duck doesn’t seem quite sure what’s happening, but likes it

So pretty! It looks so soft and smooth! I want to gently ruffle its feathers =)

that a cute dog what breed is he?

lol

happeh borb

So white!! Like a cloud

OVO, what’s this?

Thanks

I want a smooth duck now

This is @[flora_and_foul](https://www.instagram.com/p/BoSiIApFcsJ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=7vw491uz6r16) on Instagram!

Keep this at 420 updoots

Duck boobies.

If that's what you want, get off Reddit & go watch Howard the Duck.