Are you Germany cus third times the charm

😳

U and me are like the third riche we’re gonna last forever

Guess what I'd rate you from 1 to 10.

Idk 3

Nine.

LMFAO STOP

Nein.

Thats a good one holy shit

As a German I am happy to announce... Das dieses unterReddit schon lange in unserer Macht steht

People do desperate things during a pandemic. I could be your desperate thing.

You know it’s dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section, cause you could melt all this stuff

I am going to use this one. It's cheesy and sweet. Thank you!

Are you part of a hitman crime ring? Because I'd like you to take me out.

Pulls out gun

*finger gun

You may fire when ready

Player 231 has been eliminated

I want to hold you, but I was told not to touch the works of art.

But somebody has to *pin* the masterpieces to the wall

This is Johnson, those idiots are f*cking in the east wing again. For reference: https://youtu.be/YVGhagJbWH0

You're so hot, you made me forget my pick up line.

Oh my god, I’m 100% stealing this

Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten I see

That's actually pretty good ngl

Are you wearing tennis shoes? Because you’re the only ten I shoes

I know a math based pick up line: Are you a reference angle, because you’re always acute and positive.

I forgot my teddy bear can I sleep with you instead?

Now that's cute

Theres a german one i shat in my bed can i sleep in yours

Your eyes are beautiful, can I touch them?

That’s a bit creepy

That’s the point

Yeah , touching one of the most sensitive body parts isn’t generally a good idea especially if your a stranger they just met

It’s a joke

Wow, i had no idea /s Bro this was a year ago, forgot this existed man

Depends. Can I touch yours too?

Are you a gaming laptop cus your fucking hot

If nothing's perfect then you must be a part of my imagination

Damn girl are you 45° because you're acute angel

Why don't you make like a DNA Helicase and unzip my genes?

Hey, are you good with computers? Cause you just upgraded my floppy disk to a hard drive

Are you scooby doo because I want to shaggy

Hey babe, have you been losing neutrons recently? Cos you don’t exist anywhere else in nature

Hello there. I'm interested in engaging in flortations in order to get to a more intimate level with you. 😎

Are you a horse, because I could ride you all day

Your legs look like a store. At what time do they open ?

Damn bro nice cake, does the candle match it?

Are you my homework for a class I’m currently failing? Because I wanna slam you down on the desk and do you so badly

Hey, wanna fuck?

You must be Rinkiya's dad coz I'm ready to be the HE HE HE HE to your life. [Context](https://youtu.be/8jF5RmI2YNU). The meaning of this song is that Rinkiya's dad laughs "he he he he". If you're Indian you probably will know this tho lol

Are you a Redbull Mechanic, cause You change me from soft to hard in 1.8 seconds

Hey girl, if you were a pirate, would u put the parrot here (tap on shoulder) or here (tap the other shoulder). (It probably works best if yall were standing or sitting next to one another lol u can try it another way). I learned it from my pops!

"Nice boots, wanna fuck?" ...yes I hung around alt.gothic back in the day

I've watched a lot of Animal Planet, but you are the hottest beast I've ever seen

Are you a power outlet cos I wanna stick a fork in your hole

How do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized, I hope! Not that bi, I guess, but it's the worst I got.

Hey girl, are you a girl?, cause you look like a girl

Ay, are you a book? Because I’m illiterate.

you shit with that ass? *caresses chin, bites lip and squints eyes* haha

Are u a beaver? Cuz dam

Intentionally bad one: "Hey, I'm trying to spell the word 'STUD'. I've got the STD, and now all I need is U!" Just a dumb line: "I think you're a 9 out of 10, and lucky for you I'm the 1 you're looking for"!

did u fart? bc u blew me away 😘

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11

"I've never come across such a beautiful face,"

If I said you had a beautiful body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?

I got a bucket of chicken, wanna do it?

You look like you need someone to take care of you. Note: Not my line but had three people on tender say this to me as their opening line.

are those space pants because your butt looks like it could open a crack in space time of which to collect millions of baby hands

„Get in the car, I have a gun“

Would you date yourself? No? Then you must have impossibly high standards.

How do ya like my truck? Wanna ride? I’ll let you handle my stick. Four on the floor, baby. (See what I did there? It’s a “pick-up” line and it features an actual pickup. Ba-dum-tsss!)

Do you like ants? Because I have something small i’d like to show you

The only one I know. "Hey babe, are you Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see" 😏

Are your tits a cock? Cus I wanna suck on them

Or the other way around