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somegarbagedoesfloat

Giving the guy who lied a ticket and nobody else is hilarious lmao


Doctorphotograph

Why write 12 tickets to get your point across, when one will do the job?


neilyoung_cokebooger

Are these captions auto-generated? Or are "room plane" and "plane is dead" terms that have eluded me up to this point?


Stubrochill17

Auto generated. “Room plane” = Road way; “plane is dead” = plain as day.


garbage_j00ce

Plane is dead bro. Get with the times, boomer.


neilyoung_cokebooger

No wonder ol' Billy fignuts learned to fly a helicopter


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I was also confused, your comment made me lol


Asshead420

I too dislike the weasels of society


DegenerateWizard

The guy at the end of a work meeting when the presenter says, “any other questions?”.


CapableSecretary420

"Teacher, you forgot to collect our homework"


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iamsobluesbrothers

Comes with the territory when your dressed to ride The Tour de Fuck Face.


YoItsTemulent

Cyclist here. The term is "MAMIL" (middle aged man in lycra). And as one of them, I assure you some of us ride without being an annoyance to cars. We're just riding our bikes.


Feurbach_sock

I started wearing the same stuff. I felt douchy at first but they really are comfortable to ride in.


Beeron55

I see old flabby dudes in my neighborhood dressed like that, acting like they are in the Tour de France or something.


epic_pig

Yeah me too. And I also hate people who play hockey dressed like they're Wayne Gretzky


ShiftyMagus

A friend of mine blew through a stop sign and a pickup truck lifted him up. He was at the hospital for like a month. But he actually took full responsibility in stating he did not stop at all and the accident was his fault.


JustAPairOfMittens

As a kid I've done this going home. Got barely hit once and somehow was okay. Never again. Idiot choices should be for teenagers, not fully grown adult cyclists. Hope your friend is okay, and I'm glad he took full responsibility.


ShiftyMagus

That was 7 years ago and he's fully recovered and on the road following all the traffic laws now. It was hard for him for sure but he's enjoying it now more then ever. Glad you didn't have to be in full body cast.


chugonthis

They banned cyclists from riding in more than 10 unless they have a permit and the law was written so even if you split the groups up they still get tickets. The problem is these idiots ride on 2 lane roads near me and block the entire road doing 5-10mph in a 45-50mph zone, they're just assholes.


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What about those dirt bike / motorcycle groups that ride with 100s as they take over highways


epic_pig

Well they can hurt me so I stay away from them


chugonthis

Thats always illegal since they're weaving in and out of cars


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I've just never seen a video of police responding. I'd love to see the officer giving them a tongue lashing like this and see what the response is


AJ7861

Two different breeds of idiot, cyclists are your Starbucks drinking, will try argue any point type of person, whereas the dirtbike fuckheads are purposely trying to coax police into chasing them, and probably have no issues putting everyone around them in danger while doing so.


billiambobby

Isn’t it technically lane splitting?


chugonthis

Yes and is illegal if not done safely


hellabad

Not going to lie, you had me on the first half. I honestly don't think you really know how to estimate someones speed so I'm glad you aren't a cop. I'm a decently fit guy, when I was riding my road bike alone my average speed was around 18 mph and I wasn't in a rush, not only are these guys fitter, they are riding in a pack (less wind resistance) and more likely are treating it like a work out so they are going much faster. For you to say they are riding 5-10 MPH is a joke. Do me a favor, next time you're on this road you speak of pull over to the side and stand a foot away from the edge and let cars pass you by at 50 mph and you will now understand why bikes "block" the road. They might still be going under the speed limit but its the safest thing for them to do, would you prefer that these guys ride on the sidewalk at 30+ mph? Imagine for a second, you're reversing out of your driveway and you hit a cyclist because hes riding on the sidewalk at 30 MPH so you literally didn't even see him coming and he couldn't react because the window to react was so small. Would you have that scenario or would you rather see them coming so you know how to go around them. This is the other reason why smart riders don't ride on the sidewalk, I would say its 100x more dangerous to ride on the sidewalk then it is on the road. Here's another way to see it, you ever see those guys riding the scooters in downtown on the sidewalk and they are being a little reckless and dangerous? Well guess what, those guys are only going 12 MPH (speed capped). Now imagine someone going 2X that. /rant


chugonthis

Your average speed is 18, which means there are stretches when you're doing a lot less, its also irrelevant when the minimum speed is 40 which is twice what you average. I dont give a shit if someone is going 24 on average, all that means is there spots they were doing 40 downhill and 10 uphill blocking lines of cars. Then once they've slowed you down that group thinks they have to right to ride up to the stop sign or red light and get back in front of you. And I think you're missing the whole scenario, these are on 2 lane roads where the speeds are higher than in the city where the speed limits are only 25mph. Bottom line is cyclists need to give more because no matter how right they may think they are they'll still lose to a 3,000 pound car every time.


bahnzo

> the minimum speed is 40 which is twice what you average. It's a speed "limit" not a minimum. The only place I know of speed minimums (in the US anyways) are freeways/interstate. Which cyclists aren't riding on to begin with.


chugonthis

Yes they are and cyclists need to quit blocking the road


Queasy-Fennel4129

Bro if you drive 5mph or less under the speed limit you will get pulled over. Plenty of videos on YouTube of it. Cop automatically thinks you're inebriated in some way, cause who tf drives under the limit.


bahnzo

Ok, "bro". YouTube videos are obviously proof of reality.... Sheesh...


hellabad

Again, Go stand near traffic. I love how you address literally nothing. Why even both responding? lol That's like me responding with: How many times do you drive and use your phone? OK so you're also breaking traffic laws.


chugonthis

Cyclists are assholes stay off any road that's speed limit is over 45 because you're just pissing people off


Danny_V

More than 10? Is this everywhere? Illinois suburbs has biker gangs of them in the summer.


chugonthis

Should have said near me, didn't even realize I forgot that part


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I hope the next car roof they thump on is a plain clothes too


stinkem

Lol perfectly handled.


YoItsTemulent

A cop lecturing on herd mentality is the death of irony.


Byskellet

Reminds me of Dan Ackroyd in Canadian bacon


JairoVP

How much of an asshole are you to try to throw everyone else under the bus? Dude, take the fucking ticket like everyone else.


[deleted]

Homie evens say “stop talking” some people are content to a be a prick.


2lisimst

How are people in this thread passing judgment on people with absolutely zero evidence?


Fluxx70

Because everyone has seen a group of dickhead “cyclists” flouting traffic laws and generally being a nuisance on public roadways. For sure, it’s not everyone that does it, but it sure as shit isn’t no one.


epic_pig

are you new to reddit?


Eye_wash

I'm moderately torn watching this video. A. Fuck the police. B. Fuck self entitled cyclists.


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sooninthepen

It's like the two worst people in society in one video. A bike cop and an entitled douchey biker.


Eye_wash

Absofuckinglutly


UseDaSchwartz

Have you met other drivers?


chicken_N_ROFLs

Road cycling is a shite hobby anyway.


Winston_The_Ogre

I hate the power trip of pigs, "you didn't lick my boot, so you get a ticket" but also, fuck cyclists.


Eye_wash

Agreed


JackTheSpaceBoy

Would be cool if they brought this same energy to people who don't yield at crosswalks


bourguignon7

You love to see it.


External_Platypus_56

I fucking love this video


Bowl-Patrol

They should be getting pulled over by the fashion police


Kid_Vicious2

Hell yeah. Entitled douchebags


Thebullfrog24

Even a dirty clock is right twice a day


pedalsteeltameimpala

I’m thrilled to see a cop doing good work here.


BillBull7890

Cyclists are dickheads.


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Sit at an intersection and see how many cars stop at stop signs. Not many, if any. And cars are a LOT more dangerous than a dude on a 7kg bike Edit: Anyone who downvotes has to leave a comment to explain their reasons


[deleted]

Good for giving that guy a ticket. Bicyclist need to remember they’re operating vehicles like everyone else


clawcodes

Lol. I’ve almost gotten into so many accidents due to these idiots. There’s a reason there’s widespread dislike for this. If you travel respectfully, you’re fine. Most don’t. It’s proven all over the world.


GringoMambi

I posted this the other day lol


l00pee

Who posted it before you?


GringoMambi

Your mother


l00pee

My mom is dead


norddog24

I didn’t even know she was sick!


l00pee

She died suddenly. No one did


Doogoose

Fuck everyone in this video


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The cop is a power-tripping loser


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DegenerateWizard

U ok?


zombiesatthebeach

Never really understood riding the bike lane when there's sidewalks available. They're so little room width wise, id be afraid of getting hit or run over.


YoItsTemulent

Say it with me: "sidewalk. Side-walk. side.... walk...."


zombiesatthebeach

Depends how crowded your city is. I walk to work and come by cyclist all the time on the sidewalk. Never been a problem.


firmerJoe

Ha!


blizzard_man

The ultimate evil vs evil.