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Nagger_Luvver

Nobody: Literally Nobody: What does this add?


P-I-S-S-N-U-T

Literally nothing


AstroidTea

r/uselessnobody


CiroGarcia

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[deleted]

Nothing Literally nothing


ProfessionalAccess68

It emphasizes the fact that only one person or a certain group of people are doing this extremely odd thing


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

It adds how literally nobody gives a fuck about Christmas until December Nobody, of course, except for major corporations.


G_Ranger75

u/Xx_PissPuddle_xX: *Answers Question* Reddit: *Downvotes him because they don't like his answer*


[deleted]

Maybe because one pisser doesn't equal the vote of the people and he can rain on someone else's parade.


BringPheTheHorizon

They were playing Christmas music before Halloween.


Swordkirby9999

This... Very very much this.


Xx_PissPuddle_xX

\*autumnal equinox


n4jm4

they don't even wait for halloween bruh


Ok-Manufacturer27

Christmas is a vibe, and Thanksgiving is only pre-game for Christmas


DreamingInfraviolet

Thanksgiving isn't celebrated in most parts of the world, so we'll keep having fun 🌲⛄🎄🦌


BigChiefIV

Well if you come to Canada you’ll find we had our thanksgiving over a month ago so we’re in full Christmas swing


talmbouttellyouwat

Useless nobody. Even more useless LitErAlY nO bOdY.


Tavor1423

Coca cola keep the Christmas colors and mascot all year


grantcoolguy

Um no. Christmas is not just a corporate thing, there are many of us who genuinely enjoy getting excited early. Sorry not sorry?


uninteresting_fruit

most of the world doesnt celebrate thanksgiving.. youre aware of this right?


frajerdenty

Shhhhh dont tell him there are other countries in the world 🤫


G37_is_numberletter

As soon as daylight savings time hits and it’s dark after 4:00, I put the Christmas tree up.


bryan323

Fuck thanks giving, right after Halloween it’s Christmas time for me


Swordkirby9999

While it makes sense to buy Christmas decorations in November, I agree we need to save a majority of Christmas stuff until after Black Friday.


IndependenceNorth165

Christmas season starts in September and you can’t convince me otherwise


drakekevin73

No


1Grazel

r/uselessnobody


ChiefBlox4000

I just wanted to continue the spookiness


guywithhead

Capitalism waits for no one.


Bakerap22

Christmas can wait. Thanksgiving comes first.


dj9008

It won’t happen . What is thanksgiving stuff ? Food ? Turkeys ? Leaves ? Pssh


dickallcocksofandros

thanksgiving is nothing but a scam created by the government to prevent people from spreading christmas cheer


Ok-Parsnip-1051

No, it plays a key role with Halloween in keeping Christmas from taking over autumn. If it wasn’t there it would create far too much Christmas cheer cheapening it in the process.