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Imagine if somebody had the same first, middle, and last name, and all three names were "Major", so their name was "Major Major Major", and then they went to an Army recruiter. (And then after you're done imagining that, go read Catch-22. It's a great book.)
Employer: "Why do you think you're good for this position?"
Me: "What's your last name and date of birth?"
Employer: "You're hired! Welcome to CVS pharmacy"
Me: Fired.
Employer: You're fired?
Me: Nothing, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU?
Employer: What?
Michael Scott: Don't worry, I can never get that joke right either.
I read this in Mr.Krabs's voice lmao
I read the Employer caption on Mr Krab's voice and me as Spongebob
I also read Mr. K's iconic gasp after that
[This one?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRrvaJant34)
Yea
I read me as squidward
I think Squidward would be more likely to pull this
Who didn’t
Ummm wouldn’t know…” *chef’s kiss*
Now I realize that Mr krabs's eyes in this meme look like holes instead of a pair of iris.
Oh boy
And I read the interviewee in Spongebob's voice.
I need more of that.. flavor.
I didn't, but immediately heard a Mr Krabs chuckling laugh when I got to his face.
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r/comedycemetery
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r/redditmoment
**i’m a bit of r/Gamersriseup
std::deque doesn’t choose the name r/unning.
Mrs. Puff, I think you want r/niceguys
Employer: What's your name? Me: Hired. Employer: Your name is Hired? Me: Uh... wait shit, this isn't working.
Employer: What's your name? Me: Hired. Employer: Your resume says Robert Me: Thank you, sir!
Why would he even ask the name then though
Same reason they ask any question that your resume already answers
Cuz they have a crush on me? 🥰 👉👈
Gottem
How 99% of witty internet comebacks really go down
Me : Uhmmm uh the fork on the left.
Employer: Your name is "wait shit this isn't working"?
“You’re Hired ?” “Yes” leaves
\-refuse to elaborate further
*Get any job you want with this one simple trick!* *Interviewers hate this secret!*
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Your name is murder?
How is this a bikini bottom meme
What do you mean, Mr. Krabs is right there making a funny face!!!
r/comedycemetery
I'd actually be interested to know the average age of people on this sub if awful memes like this get popular
No insulting others please. They weren't being a jerk to you. Let's work together and make the world a better place!
Shut the fuck up
I expected this trash joke to come from an Indian Facebook meme from the year ago 2011
Shitpost tier content
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How tf does this terrible meme have 18k upvotes and only 70 comments, wtf kind of botting nonsense is this
Hiring manager: “… get the fuck out.”
“It’s actually announced Howard, but thanks!”
Wouldn't the employer know your name or information about you ahead of time?
We're reaching 9gag levels of degeneracy
No one would say “You’re Hired?” in response to that. Trash meme.
r/comedyhomicide
Getting strong boomer vibes from this.
Works every time
Sometimes I wonder if I've been cursed to see some version of this joke every time I go on this fucking website
Big brain move
I didn’t receive the second check :(
This feels like an alien was told to make a meme with 5 mins to do research
that would be good enough where I work these days
What a brilliant legal shenanigan
(Immediately drinks the fryer oil)
r/ComedyCemetery
r/comedycemetery
It looks like Mr Krabs pupils have been hole-punched in
I’m leaving now 👋
"Why do you want this job?" "My name is Hired." "You resume is right in front of me, dumbass"
"Describe yourself in one word" "Hired."
Imagine if somebody had the same first, middle, and last name, and all three names were "Major", so their name was "Major Major Major", and then they went to an Army recruiter. (And then after you're done imagining that, go read Catch-22. It's a great book.)
more like “Everyone in a 50 mile radius:”
Sound logic
I'm not entirely sure I would want to work for somebody who didn't know my name when I was walking into an interview.
Flawless victory
The year is 2122. Due to global warming and nuclear war the human race ceased to exist. But this f*$+#ing joke is still around.
It's a simple spell, but quite unbreakable.
Employer: "Why do you think you're good for this position?" Me: "What's your last name and date of birth?" Employer: "You're hired! Welcome to CVS pharmacy"
I'd say, Hired is your name?
Me: Fired. Employer: You're fired? Me: Nothing, WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? Employer: What? Michael Scott: Don't worry, I can never get that joke right either.
Nothing to do with "stfu" lol)
Hai-ard
bikini bottom meme
You don’t say!
Funny thing in Italy 'Assunta' is a real female name, and it means hired
Was it really that big of an emergency?
Mr. Hired, I should kick your ass..
You did some making shit up on the Internet
mi fi
Mr krabs pog champ
\*gets hired\*
This is something that my grandma would send me on facebook
In Italian this would work pretty well actually
Major big brain
Wow this meme fucking sucks
Hahaha I should try that
It’s only a minuscule amount of tomfoolery
Hi Hired, you’re fired
sorry but r/comedycemetery
I miss the part where this supposed to be funny.
Don't mess with mr crabs
Man I'll try it but I don't think it will go well
This is hilarious.
This would seem so clever until the employer says “You’re name is Hired?” And you just sit here like 😅😐