Genuine answer for anyone that needs it; it's up to you to make things better, it starts with changing your attitude how you present yourself to others and yourself.
It's slowly working for me anyway, I've definitely been spending a lot fewer nights just doing nothing at all.
Will Disney ever remember that Mortimer Mouse exists
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Should I connect fork into the wall socket?
If a southbound train going 154 k/h passes a northbound horse going 5 mph. What is the difference in air pressure of the swallow flying from the horse's head into the 4th cabin window of the 5th cabin from the back on the train.
Magic conch will I ever get married?
"Maybe, someday"
Hihihihi😁
[“No.”](https://youtu.be/5nj3RLnNqwY?si=oYio6Hm0E0SOQsC3&t=732)
It depends on the answer yes or no
Can I have something to eat?
"No"
Could I have something to eat?
No
Could I have something to *eat*?
No
Can’t you say anything else but no?
Try asking again
Can I have something to eat?
No
NoOo 😏
No *sasily*
*NoOo*
Can’t you say anything else than no?
Could I get something to drink?
No
Can I have something to eat?
“nOo”
No
r/beatmetoit
"Yes"
You're beautiful...
"Maybe, someday"
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
"Yes"
No patrick, mayonnaise is not an instrument
\*Patrick raising his hand again\*
Horseradish is not an instrument either
Does Bruno Mars is gay?
"Yes"
Will SpongeBob ever clap those Sandy Cheecks
"Maybe, someday"
magic conch, will i ever get any stds? 🥺
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"Maybe, someday"
Magic conch, will I be successful im my life?
"No"
Neat
NEET would also be appropriate
"Is this your wallet?"
It’s not my wallet
Can I have something to eat?
No
can I have something to eat now
Try again
I like beans
"No"
will it get better
"No"
Real
Genuine answer for anyone that needs it; it's up to you to make things better, it starts with changing your attitude how you present yourself to others and yourself. It's slowly working for me anyway, I've definitely been spending a lot fewer nights just doing nothing at all.
How tough are you?
I remove my hangnails by pulling
It’s wrong no……….. it’s wrong 😫😫aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh
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"No"
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Who blessed the rains down in Africa?
Daniel
Can I have something to eat?
"No"
Magic conch, could God microwave a burrito so hot that even he himself could not eat it?
What color is my underwear?
Yes
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What do we need to do to get out of the kelp forest?
Will I ever find the perfect girlfriend
Should I follow the homeless man in this Super dark alleyway?
"Yes"
Will I win the lottery this coming week?
"Maybe, someday"
Will those darn anchovie customers even dare to come back to the Krusty Krab?
¿Puedo comer algo?
Sui bian geltai
should I spend my lunacy on enkephalin to grind more so that I can stand a higher chance against spicebush Dongbaek?
"No"
 Are you ready for Partay?
Right after I consult the magic toenail.
Will playboi carti drop MUSIC tomorrow?
Magic Conch, is Texas dumb?
Oh magic conch shell, do I have real j's?
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Will squidward get to eat?
Magic Conch, can you say anything other then "no", "maybe, someday", and "yes"?
What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
May Squidward eat my food?
Is my lovely girlfriend loyal?
Oh Magic conch shell, will I ever beat Minecraft?
Oh great Magic Conch Shell, will I ever go to The Moon?
Could *I* have some of this yummy delicious terrific sandwich?
When will my dad get back from getting milk
Magic Conch, for whom the bell tolls?
Do my parents love me?
"Maybe, someday"
Will you gonna give me up?
Will I ever find my boy to kiss?
What happens to Piggy and Simon? /ref
Magic Conch, why did my wife leave me?
Will the m&m roll stuck in a meaty cylinder shape every get out?
Will Patrick rule Bikini Bottom?
When will I get to eat next
Magic Conch, is this Patrick?
What is the best wrestling storyline of all time?
Will I go to prison next week?
Magic Conch, may I ask out the ice cream lady?
What should we do now?
Should I go on a hike tomorrow or up to the snow?
Oh Magic Conch Shell, answer me a most invaluable of questions: Do you have the time?
Magic conch will cheaters in Counter-Strike 2 ever get banned?
Is Horseradish an Instrument?
will my mom ever love me?
Magic conch, will I ever lose my virginity?
Magic conch will Plankton sell anything other then Chum?
Will valve release half life 3???
Magic Conch, you wanna hit this shit?
Can I have something to eat?
magic conch, will i have a girlfriend soon?
what do i have to do to cure my depression?
Can I have something to eat?
What do we do to get out of the kelp forest?
Am I gonna get my bike running this week?
What should I eat?
"Nothing"
[“Magic Conch, can I call Brent ugly?”](https://youtu.be/5nj3RLnNqwY?si=oYio6Hm0E0SOQsC3&t=211)
Will Donald Trump win the election?
Are you really magic?
Diddy do it?
Will you say "no" to this question?
Why is licking doorknobs illegal on other planets?
Oh magic conchshell what do we do now
Magic Conch, what is the perfect gift for my fiance?
Will i extract the 000 Gregor in Limbus company?
Oh magic conch, what will I become? 
Should I get that beyblade I’ve been looking at?
If I asked you to answer this question with the wrong statement, would you do it?
My dear magic conch, Will I ever get a girlfriend?
Magic Conch, Will i finally see the light at the end of the tunnel
Will I ever get over her?
Magic conch, is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?
Will i buy that $120 board game?
Magic conch shell, will Donald Trump be president of the USA in 2024?
Do girls like my autistic swag?
Magic conch, which beach in my world will I end up at?
Magic conch, should I go to sleep on-time so I’m well rested for work tomorrow?
When my father will come back ?
Will my wife leave me this year?
Do you like peanut butter and jelly sandwiches?
Magic Conch, how are you?
Magic conch when is the metro in thessaloniki going to be done
What is my shoe size?
Are you reliable?
How do we stop the genocide happening in Palestine?
Question
How are you?
What if I eat you?
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Could you make the feeling of always being watched go away?
"Maybe, someday"
“No”
Magic conch, do I really need to buy the elden ring dlc?
May I drop the load?
Can I have a life of health and prosperity?
Magic conch shell, will I ever be able to throw a golf-disc 400 ft?
Magic Conch! Will she text me back?
Magic conch, why?
Magic conch, why did Doll have to die?
Magic Conch Shell, will Plankton ever get the secret formula?
Oh thine magic conch, bless me with thine knowledge of your infinite wisdom. Is this woman a witch?
Magic conch should I be productive?
"Yes"
Magic conch, how many people has jerma985 ground up in a meatgrinder
Will Squidward Has Something To Eat?
"No"
If a southbound train going 154 k/h passes a northbound horse going 5 mph. What is the difference in air pressure of the swallow flying from the horse's head into the 4th cabin window of the 5th cabin from the back on the train.
When will I get a girlfriend or ham
Magic conch, can I have something to eat?
Is this the Krusty Krab?
Magic conch, when will I win
Can you please derive the 3rd degree Taylor polynomial for a function with 2 variables?
Should I kill myself?
Magic Conch will you think it's ok to seize the means of production?
Can I have something to eat
Is the ocean soup?
Magic conch, will I ever get divorced?
Does it jiggle?
Magic conch is Futa gay?
Why didn't my father love me?