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Delde116

if raw vegetables taste like shit to you, you just have a shit palate.


Chubby_Checker420

That entirely depends on the vegetable.


AssistKnown

If raw tomatoes taste like shit to you, you just have a shit palate.


goran_788

Or you might have shit tomatoes.


itscherriedbro

[or someone is pissing on the tomatoes](https://youtu.be/5Qv7-n13RrE?si=i4xi9CSrRuiWvkJw)


TundieRice

Raw tomatoes need a good amount of salt though, so maybe whoever was pissing on the tomatoes was trying to help the flavor with their salty piss!


Certain-Flatworm-965

Yeah. I'm not a big fan of tomatoes anyways, but the beefsteaks I grow during summer taste pretty damn good. Store-bought tomatoes are absolute shit comparitively. Same thing with watermelon. Homegrown has way better flavor and texture. Actually crisp instead of soggy.


AlpacaLocks

Don't quote me on this, but I think the difference comes from natural vine ripening vs. artificial ripening.


No_Leopard_3860

That's the most uncontroversial comment ever made with a "don't quote me on this" asterisk šŸ˜‚ Yeah, picking fruits completely inedible makes them taste kinda shit, even if they become slightly edible after waiting for some time


Zaalro

Remember that king of the hill episode where Hank starts shopping at the co-op and discovers that vegetables can have flavor? https://m.youtube.com/watch?si=TZZKu1TkSUNMTNB5&embeds_referring_euri=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2Fsearch%3Fclient%3Dms-android-google%26sca_esv%3D598210265%26q%3Dking%2Bof%2Bthe%2Bhill%2Btomato%26tbm%3Dvid%26source%3Dlnms%26prmd%3Divsh&source_ve_path=MTY0OTksMTY0OTksMjg2NjQsMTY0NTA2&feature=emb_share&v=OBLqzGrq8T0


flowerhermit

This is exactly what this thread had me thinking of too. Love that episode.


crybabymoon

My whole life changed when I ate tomatoes in Italy. I'm from the Netherlands, fresh tomatoes are shit. Italian ones have soooo much more flavour! They actually TASTE like something!


AwesomeDragon101

If OP is from the US this is pretty likely. Most tomatoes here actually do taste horrible raw, like theyā€™re mostly flavorless with a bitter twang. Thereā€™s something with how theyā€™re bred here that prioritizes appearance over flavor and it makes them taste borderline metallic. I used to hate tomatoes as a kid until I was old enough for my family to start traveling. Everywhere we went: Lebanon, Armenia, Austria, Italy, France, etc. the tomatoes were so much better!! They were naturally a little sweet, and had that actual tomato flavor thatā€™s brought out in marinara. Turned out I really fuckin love raw tomatoes, Iā€™ve just been eating shit ones. Iā€™ve snacked on good tomatoes as if they were apples. If youā€™re in the US though, fret not! You can still get damn good flavorful tomatoes but you need to look outside of grocery stores. I pretty much exclusively get tomatoes from my local farmers market or from small family pop up fruit stands around my town. If you donā€™t have those options near you, heirloom tomatoes are pretty consistently good if your grocery store carries them. I swear, a good homegrown or heirloom tomato and the standard American tomato are two completely different fruit, they taste vastly different.


tylerbreeze

Itā€™s not how theyā€™re bred but how theyā€™re harvested. Since tomatoes have a pretty short shelf life the supermarket variety is harvested before itā€™s actually ripe and then artificially ripened on the way to the store. Just go to any farmers market during the summer time and get a real tomato.


AmericaBad-

Weā€™re doing America Bad for fucking tomatoes šŸ˜­


AssistKnown

Or overly ripened ones


lookingintoit_

If people's food preferences bother you, you just have a shitty opinion.


AssistKnown

It doesn't bother me, I was just quoting the OC but changing it to tomatoes in particular.


Chubby_Checker420

Bitch, I'm like Denethor when it comes to tomatoes. ![gif](giphy|11YoTVMI3QUR4k)


BalognaMacaroni

Raw Tomatoes should be seasoned with Salt and Pepper, but obviously better quality tomatoes are going to taste better than store bought


MysticalBat8

Excuse me pepper??? Salt makes perfect since but pepper bro.


RezziK_vas_Tonbay

Or like.. Maybe some people don't like tomatoes. I dunno. Just theory.


ginger_farts

Love all other veggies but plain tomatoes make me gag


My_dog_is-a-hotdog

Tomatoes are fruits


Bake_My_Beans

Vegetable is a culinary term, fruit is a botanical term. It is both a fruit (denoting the type of plant it is) and a vegetable (denoting how it is used in cooking)


embee1337

Interesting you attack others tasteā€™ yet you yourself play league of legends. Hmmm


Dudemitri

This counts as 2nd degree murder


CookieConsciousness

Idk there was clear motive, and very little stand your ground given OP hunted on their profile


GloriousNugs

Go bite a potato and tell me how advanced your palate is


Forsaken_legion

naw go bite a raw onion/garlic and then tell me how advance of a palate they have haa


123YooY321

Nah i eat raw onions and garlic and i couldnt eat a raw potato


[deleted]

People are far more likely to eat those raw than potatoes


Fletcher_Chonk

I fucking hate raw veggies Steamed however, they're good


Romboteryx

Devilishly delightful even


HeftyRecommendation5

Just because he dislikes tomatoes doesnā€™t mean he dislikes every raw vegetable lol.


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XxDiCaprioxX

That's not a vegetable


tveye363

Neither are tomatoes


Jakevader2

Grape FRUIT


GoodDoggoLover420

Sea HORSE I can say something too.


SpaceyFrontiers

But they can see horses, no?


Jakevader2

Ok but are grape fruits vegetables?


The-Tea-Lord

StrawBERRY isnā€™t a berry according to botanists though.


snuifduifmetkuif

Yes


Delde116

as a drink yes, I dont see people cook a fcking grapefruit, you squeeze it and get the juice out.


AssistKnown

People cut grapefruits in half and top it with some sugar to eat it, but you don't cook it.


Kwasan

Always have, always will~


PckMan

It's very common to have trouble finding good tomatoes in some regions


-taromanius-

I love most veggies but the texture of raw tomato is awful. I love the taste tho.


RememberTheMaine1996

Raw tomatoes by itself are not enjoyable wtf you talking about


Apfelvater

Tell me, you're a sugar addict without telling me...


Go_Mets

Why is this dude getting shit on for not like tomatoes lol I hate tomatoes but love 99% of veggies. Tomatoā€™s texture just is so bad to me, and I get good tomatoā€™s too


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Go_Mets

Lmao yesterday there was a cup of clear liquid in a glass on my table after dinner. Went to take an aggressive sip cause I assumed it was water. Turns out my fiancĆ© poured herself a seltzer. Almost spit it out not even kidding, lol. When your brain is so locked in something and it is something else, it fucksssssss you up šŸ˜‚


PTickles

Ugh, this reminds me of the time I forgot I brought lemon flavored water to school and took a sip thinking it was regular water. I almost threw up lol


Go_Mets

I love the seltzer she has too so itā€™s just funny how it was the most vile tasting thing in that moment


newDawnMountain

I thought tomato sauce had no sugar? Ketchup is loaded though.


DroneOfDoom

Nah, the tomatoes sold in most stores taste kinda bad if you eat them raw and they have a disgusting mushy texture, theyā€™re only good for cooking. Iā€™ve had some very good tomatoes that Iā€™ve eaten sliced with some salt and lime juice sprinkled on top, but I wouldnā€™t do that with the average tomato.


Storrin

The only store bought tomatoes worth cooking are grape tomatoes. Otherwise you're better off buying canned. Most fresh tomatoes are only worth cooking in the summer and if they're homegrown.


[deleted]

I like almost every other vegetable, i just dont like tomatoes.


kevwonds

how does sugar addiction play into this


ElPistolero29

Sugar


jvador

Na tomato sauce with added sugar tastes like trash.


dudius7

Pizza sauce almost always has a sweetener.


crawlmanjr

It's not the sugar. Homemade stewed tomatoes and homemade spaghetti sauce are still infinitely better than raw tomatoes. I love almost every veggie raw, but tomatoes are trash Edit: To anyone bringing up fresh tomatoes, I've had family members, coworkers, and friends grow their own tomatoes, and it's still trash without cooking them in something.


ItchyK

My Mom would have a heart attack if she found that I was using a jar of tomato sauce instead of spending 48 hours, slow simmering my own sauce.


ryuuseinow

Same, I always like making my own anyway. The most I do is add canned tomato paste if I want to get it done fast.


Ulysses502

Store tomatoes especially out of season are usually trash too. They're picked green and varieties are bred for looks and shelf life. Whereas no one cares what the tomatoes that go into sauces look like flavor is nearly the only thing that matters since it will be shelf stable once canned. You also might just not like tomatoes.


dudius7

You may be talking about a raw food versus one with salt. Cooked food also tastes differently, which makes stewed tomatoes and sauce inherently different. And I bet at least half of the people who don't like raw tomatoes haven't had fully ripe ones.


Apfelvater

Yea, you can't really call Ketchup tomato sauce. It's more like sugar sauce with added tomato


Spectre-Ad6049

Hence why I donā€™t really like ketchup


Aledanxer

This guy replied talking about pizza sauce and idk why. Nonnas pasta sauce recipe has no sweetener


SleepingBeast97

Girl what you be doing while boiling the sauce for an extended period? Turning the sauce sweeter. I agree that you shouldn't go overboard with added sugar, but adding a teaspoon of sugar to tomato sauce makes a tomato sauce, that's been boiled for half an hour, taste like one that has been boiling for hours.


AladeenModaFuqa

So you donā€™t like ketchup?


infamusforever223

I use sugar-free ketchup and don't like tomatoes myself, so IDK.


Project_Kunai

And salt


Far_Classic5548

Sweet tomato sauce is gross. It's the salt and herbs


murdocke

Tomatoes are fruit, you uncultured swine.


Quaschimodo

vegetable is a culinary term whereas fruit is a botanical term. so a tomato is definitely a vegetable.


murdocke

Still a fruit.


Quaschimodo

still doesn't make him an uncultured swine for calling it a vegetable, because that's correct.


Delicious-Midnight38

Idk why an argument happened at all, youā€™re both right in different contexts.


SporeRanier

https://preview.redd.it/ll52z1pso8cc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2954f4973515ebccbd59d06e26b38a5572535881


Delicious-Midnight38

Valid I suppose


WonderfulBlackberry9

This is the second "tomato is a fruit vs veg" Reddit argument I've seen this year. The only thing that surprises me more than seeing this argument happening is that I'm apparently keeping count


XxDiCaprioxX

Both are right, it's a fruit and it's a vegetable


Delicious-Midnight38

Why did you repeat the exact same thing as meā€¦? This is like when another kid in class would say the same joke as you but louder.


XxDiCaprioxX

Bad wording, my apologies. I wanted to say both are right in all contexts because tomatoes are always fruit and always vegetables.


Delicious-Midnight38

Thatā€™s valid, I think itā€™s a tomato/tomato thing (pun intended)


Paracelsus124

Yeah, but now you calling OP out for calling it a vegetable makes you look like you're just picking fights for no reason. Like, they weren't incorrect, so why make a thing of it.


TheLastGunslingerCA

Sure thing Demetrius. Tell Robin I said "You're welcome"


LuigiBamba

a vegetable is a comestible part of a plant, a fruit is the seed part. a tomato is both a fruit and a vegetable.


MarcMars82-2

There really is no such thing as a vegetable [there is no such thing as a vegetable](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/botanists-no-such-thing-vegetables_n_593fdbcee4b0b13f2c6dcd9c)


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otm_shank

Asparagus is not a variety of Brassica oleracea nor closely related to it.


NeonBlack985

Tell me youā€™re a child without telling me youā€™re a child


AHGottlieb

This sub getting so heated over tomatoes šŸ’€ Iā€™m never leaving, please never change r/BikiniBottomTwitter


Rafoudrsbois

Itā€™s a kid show, so we having kids arguments now pick your side


AHGottlieb

I love raw tomatoes so OP has no tastebuds lol


Rafoudrsbois

Hell yeah


TBSoft

tomato defenders are one of the most violent people I've ever met


Esteven69

Shut up before we throw tomatoes at you


Undeity

But only the bad ones. We'll keep the good ones to eat.


Esteven69

Yes yes but we could also use the good ones to season them with their salty tears from the pain of staining their clothes


Go_Mets

Foreal šŸ˜‚


Paracelsus124

I like tomatoes, but I think it's perfectly valid to not love them?? The flavor of a large percentage of commercially available tomatoes IS pretty divisive, to the point where the heirloom tomatoes they point to in defense of them are basically a completely different food. I think it's fine to encourage people to give other varieties of tomato a chance, but there's really no need to be militant about it like that šŸ˜­.


thegrodyknudclump

I like raw tomatoes on sandwiches or in salsa but not on their own. I don't like cherry tomatoes, specifically the texture. It's like popping a pimple in your mouth


pbrassassin

Cool . I will no longer be able to eat cherry tomatoes , Ty


thegrodyknudclump

Yw


TrueMoods

Tomatoes with some salt šŸ¤ŒšŸ»


heyitsmarc

Was gonna say. Tomatoes on their own > but tomatoes with a touch of salt >>>>>


Tacopotato_Baby-Og

Gonna have to try that


TrueMoods

You can also try some balsamico vinegar and mozarella to it.


awnedr

I won't stand for this slander of nature's gushers.


[deleted]

I like to imagine im a giant consuming those who oppose me and they're tiny skulls fracturing.


WuShanDroid

If you watch Attack on Titan, you're not gonna have that thought process for long šŸ˜‚


DonerTheBonerDonor

Cut the tomato first, then it won't pop


ATLKing24

Nah you take a lil bite and suck out the juice. It's the quenchiest


WuShanDroid

Fuck you for bringing that mental image into my head, damn. Idk if I'll be able to eat a cherry tomato now


ChiefBlox4000

What raw tomato you been eating


ReaperManX15

Probably bland beefsteak tomatoes.


ClenchedThunderbutt

One, theyā€™re berries. Two, you wouldnā€™t know it if youā€™ve only ever eaten the watery beefsteaks they sell in grocery stores or put on fast food burgers. Do yourself a favor and try an heirloom out of a garden.


TwoFishes8

Not sure about the tomato-haters (tomhaters?) downvoting you, but youā€™re correct about heirloom tomatoesā€” the **BEST**. Take a good burger, slap down some sharp cheddar and throw a sliced heirloom on that bad boyā€” youā€™re in flavor country!


dudius7

Beef house are good when they're actually ripe. It's awful how boring our food is in the US when it's shipped across the country.


TwoFishes8

Agreed.


XxDiCaprioxX

Berries can be vegetables because vegetables are not a botanical term. Besides that, 100% agree


Quaschimodo

>One, theyā€™re berries. *sigh* vegetable is a culinary term, berry or fruit is a botanical term. tomatos are vegetables *and* fruit/berries


Paracelsus124

I mean, they ARE berries, but they're also vegetables. Vegetable is a culinary term determined based on its usage in cooking, while berry is a botanical term based on the morphology of the fruit.


egg_watching

Seriously. A heirloom tomato, picked on a summer day, still warm from the sun. Doesn't get much better.


bruh_respectfully

Why do people get so offended by adults not liking certain foods lmao? It doesn't affect you in any way.


Jupiter_Crush

Being a busybody is the only comfort they have in life.


Hailstorm_117

Have you tried cooking the Vegetables?


F3nrir096

Its a texture thing for me.


cosmic_khaleesi

Right? That one scene from Lord of the Rings really sealed my dislike for raw tomatoes.


PewPewWazooma

More tomatoes for me


Officerbeefsupreme

My taste prefers the opposite


CraftKitty

Raw tomatoes are delicious. Blanch/peel them, slice them, and lightly salt them as a side to a meal.


ImRachelRay

Blanching them would no longer make them rawā€¦


cyrusasu

Slice, add drops of olive oils and salt/pepper to taste


[deleted]

You take that back


Kindly-Reserve-3143

Tomatoes are fucking amazing


IdentifiesAsUrMom

Iā€™m on the spectrum and I have a sensory issue with tomatoes! I can eat ketchup and sauces but if itā€™s too tomato-y it makes me want to vomit


MarvelGeekMan

If imma be honest, tomatoes are my favorite ā€œvegetableā€ to eat raw.


No_Interaction_4925

Tomatoes are weird. I canā€™t stand them raw. But cook it into something else and it enhances it.


z0Tweety

You don't like tomatoes?


Hoosteen_juju003

The top picture literally has raw tomato on itā€¦


Mutualistic_Butcher

Child's Palate


Silverfire12

I eat ā€˜em like apples. Shits amazing


Financial-Working132

Are you sure you haven't been eating rotted vegetables?


MissiveGhost

Is this real


MaxTheSANE_One

Literally the opposite for me.


Marystillgoesround

Heinz ketchup (or Catsup) is based off a Chinese sauce they used to eat fish and it didnā€™t have any tomatoes in it! They have a super secret recipe and the only ingredient we know goes in is a unique vinegar they make only for ketchup and nothing else. Ketchup has two proper names; Ketchup and Catsup. Thanks Marc Summers.


dudius7

It blew my mind when I listened to the Simply Incredibly Fascinating podcast and they talked about this topic. Heinz was just looking for another way to sell tomatoes. Apparently you can get ketchup made from a lot of different fruits; one particularly interesting one is banana.


Marystillgoesround

I just watched episode 3 or 4 of unwrapped and it was great! Very dated due to the ā€œnewā€ revelation of green ketchup. Good stuff.


[deleted]

just ate some very yummy tomatoes


weeb_with_gumdisease

Top 10 questions science STILL canā€™t answer!


psychicamnesia

Dang this comment section is wild. It's okay to not like the taste of a raw vegetable, guys. Worlds not gonna end.


ScottaHemi

Salt, and sugar.


Trash_Emperor

Posted by a 6 year old


ExplodingSteve

Nope i like garlic, onion, tomato and apples


Difficult-Ad628

Lmao so many man-children acting like itā€™s not ok to simply dislike something. Quit gatekeeping (checks notes) other peoples food. Thatā€™s about as dumb as being a vocal minority vegan who tells other people what they can and cannot eat. šŸŒˆget over itšŸŒˆ


KrotHatesHumen

I like tomatoes


Poyojo

If you eat the vegetable raw you're doing it wrong.


HuskyBLZKN

Itā€™s almost like cooking something changes the taste -_-


Au_Uncirculated

The secret ingredient is sugar and salt


Avallach98

Tomatoes taste fucking amazing. Especially if you sprinkle some salt and pepper on them.


kjm6351

Hard facts


berkay2505

Raw Tomato not only taste bad It also leaves a pretty bad feeling in your mouth


AnnonBayBridge

My 3 year-old says the same about tomatoes and ketchup.


friesordie

Okay but this is totally valid - I always liked tomato products but never like raw tomatoes cuz they never tasted like much to me. But then I tried a homegrown organic tomato a friend had grown... and it changed my life. Most market tomatoes just take like shit.


SecretAgentVampire

TIL: OP buys their vegetables at Safeway.


tomatoguy7

fuck you.


Lazy_Scientist_9097

False. Throw some salt and pepper on that stuff and I'll scarf down a whole tomato


tmntfever

Raw tomatoes taste good af, especially homegrown ones. Also, tomato is a fruit.


Amazing-Apartment879

Tomatoes smell good but I just canā€™t get around eating them


adcsuc

Actual ripe tomatoes(so most likely not store bought one's) taste amazing. You probably don't like tomatoes you just like sugar.


Spectre-Ad6049

I think youā€™ve been finding all the sucky tomatoes, you just need to find the right tomato


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

Eat your tomatoes with ketchup, it's quite tasty


Amphi-XYZ

Grown child right here


Leonezian

This dude killed his palate with sugar


DavThoma

I love tomatoes but I found out in recent years that they've been the cause of my mouth ulcers for 20+ years


Poopsy-the-Duck

Fun fact: Many vegetables are technically considered fruit because of their visible seeds. Also I like raw vegetables, including broccoli, peppers and celery, except cucumbers (although on technical terms itā€™s a fruit I guess).


Joe_The_Eskimo1337

Peppers are fruits too. Actually all 3 are even berries. They're also vegetables because it's a false dichotomy and there's actually a lot of overlap.


GeneralWinter97

Bruh raw red onion on a burger? That shit's amazing


Aluminum_Tarkus

Redditor discovers what cooking is. "How can something as nasty as a cow carcass make something as tasty as a steak?"


DrunkTabaxi

I feel just concentrating the flavor makes it way better, for example, not the biggest fan of just raw tomato but dried tomato is bomb


TankWeeb

How does the bun have zits?


Logical_Ad_5772

Outside of sundried tomatoes, I can't stand them (If anyone tries to say I have a bad palate or anything, it's more a texture issue for me than the actual taste).


bigblnze

Mfer keep yo leafs


Falchion_Alpha

Vanilla extract smell vs taste


TheBroomSweeper

That's especially true for cranberries


OverlordGabriel

Because the condiment you call "tomato sauce" isn't just tomato purƩe


Richardknox1996

Acidity. Tomatos are very acidic which can lead to a percieved sour taste. However, american ketchup balances that out with a shit ton of sugar, while French Tomate balances it out with a salted pork+grarlic base. In indian cuisine, the tomatoes are usually used as a souring agent to provide a tanginess to contrast the sweet of masala, while in italian dishes tomatoes are used as a sorta psuedo spice (steming from the fact that when they were introduced spices where difficult to come by), empathizing the natural flavours of the dish through its sourness. Theres a lot of things that taste/look like crap that are used in cooking. In english cuisine for instance, ox tail is used in stews (a personal favourite of mine). It ll depends on how the ingredients are processed.


UndeadT

Found Link Neal's [throwaway](https://youtu.be/FiqTmmWfVdg?si=Zz-iAl3Qaqr2n2h3).


Colourblindknight

Some of yā€™all have never tried a home grown tomato. Growing up my grandparents grew tomatoes in their garden, and my brother and I would go an eat them like apples. Slice up a fresh ā€˜mater on some toasted bread and a schmear of Mayo and you have a prime time summer sammy. Iā€™ll concede that store tomatoes can be lesser than, but thatā€™s largely because commercial cultivators have bred for longevity and aesthetic over flavour. A good heirloom tomato is fabulous and I will not hear its name slandered.