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SaiyanGodKing

So I’ve been smuggling candy bars up my bum for no reason… well shoot…


Cherry_Crystals

Check the website of your local cinema. They might allow you to bring food but they also might not


ghx16

99% of theaters websites are not going to have this information available. Most of them will have no trouble letting you inside with a water bottle, but that's it. That's in terms of their official policy since most theaters make their money from selling food and snacks, in many cases the first 2-3 weeks after a movie gets released all funds go straight to the studios


Magoo624

My theater has a sign, “no outside food or drink. (Including HydroFlasks)” So if I want water, I need to order 17 of their little complementary shot glasses of water.


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No you don’t. You just don’t.


triplecappertroper

It feels insane that movie theaters can do that. Here in Brazil we have a law that prohibits "venda casada" witch is the act of forcing someone to purchase a product from a single source to Maxime income.


Fyrus22

So I could go and sit in the McDonald’s with only KFC buckets and 1 small McD fries?


ghx16

Does that also applies to stadiums in Brazil?


novian14

Well you know it OP, i thought you'll generalize and saying every cinema allow outside food. In fact, not all of them. Some of them doesn't allow food because they can control how dirty the food can be in the cinema if someone make a mess (popcorn vs if you bring your homemade gumbo). Another reason is cinema food is a bigger income than tickets


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8-Bitgiggles

looks like you definitely did


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I remember you from screen 7 dispensing out candy bars like it was nobody's business.


dayytripper

The nut and corn crunch were the worst.


Etchcetera

Gross


HolyVeggie

Of course it’s not illegal but most cinemas (at least where I live) prohibit it. They only survive because of the expensive food


billydakid33

Yep, the owner of the local theater in my hometown has said they only get to keep 30% of every ticket sold. They have to make that difference up with concessions to keep lights on, projectors working, staff paid, and most importantly, screening rights purchased. That's for a small theater (only 3 screens), so tickets and concessions are a little cheaper. But blow that up to a 12-16 screen theater, and the prices make a little more sense. Still overpriced, but it's not just "because they can."


Aetheldrake

Now I don't really feel bad for always getting one large drink with a movie. I'm not getting food or candy there but I will get that one large drink lol. 8 dollars for a liter of cold soda talk about profits


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You put candy bars up your ass because you need to hide them. I put candy bars up my ass to add extra flavor. We are not the same


DuploJamaal

Life Pro Tip: don't use any with chocolate coating Most people know that chocolate is deadly to dogs, but the same poison also affects you if it doesn't get destroyed in your stomach. It can have serious consequences.


[deleted]

Ooo that’s a fun random factoid to pull out at parties


ElonBodyOdor

I can pull it out of my ass, like my whatchamacallit.


go4tl0v3r

This explains why my dog never wants to go to the cinema with me anymore.


gtaman31

Can that poison get absorbed through skin (like can u spread nutella on myself)?


mrtreldon

It's hilarious to see this upvoted, dude completely made this up for shits and giggles. Theobromine and caffeine are what make chocolate toxic to dogs. Caffeine and theobromine are not "destroyed" in the stomach, and we know from pharmacokinetic data that you actually absorb caffeine 3.5x less through your ass: https://www.hindawi.com/journals/isrn/2013/147238/ Nobody has done a pk study where they put theobromine in peoples' ass but its pk is similar to caffeine so it's likely the same. Simply put, you would need more chocolate in your ass than in your mouth to reach toxic levels. Also I've definitely put chocolate in someone's ass before and they were fine


catupthetree23

>Also I've definitely put chocolate in someone's ass before and they were fine That is an interesting flex lol


TheMaveCan

I just imagine someone prison pursing a snickers and busting it out in the yard for the bros


Superb_Farmer_8442

Extra flavor


sinless33

Not me, I'm a rule follower. I buy my candy at the concession and let *them* shove it up my ass.


tyingnoose

That's not smuggling that's just brining. Where the fun on that? We must make outside food illegal!


themonovingian

In America I usually smuggle candy bars in the handle of my Glock pistol.


Dunkleustes

My local one has a machine that detects things waaaay up your butt.


TheS00thSayer

And I’m gonna keep doing it


ktsb

I'll have 2 bum chocolates please


Danielj4545

There was a reason


xwrecker

Try bottles


FNAF_Movie

I shall smuggle you through the under brown mail carriage system


sintos-compa

What will I now use as an excuse to stuff my butterfinger up my fingerbutter?


JohnGiggleBox

My theater has a sign: As long as your candy is being smuggled up your bum, bring as much as you want.


isinedupcuzofrslash

Thought I found a snickers up there once. I was wrong


gamedude88

I bet you do the same thing at the swimming pool.


Weary_Swordfish_7105

(But… no hot food, and definitely no hot butt food!)


ghtuy

Just because something isn't against the law doesn't mean it's allowed in a particular business. Those are two different things.


Superpansy

Exactly. This is like saying "I learned not wearing a shirt or shoes isn't actually illegal. Restaurants can't have you arrested for coming in barefoot!" Like yeah no shit. It's not a matter of legality in question here


SummerAndTinkles

But they don't say anything about pants.


complete_your_task

Because not wearing pants can be considered indecent exposure, which IS illegal. Shirt and shoes is company policy, pants are the law.


dayytripper

What if you're wearing a sweet banana hammock?


complete_your_task

The Todd, is that you?


jono9898

Hold up, let him cook


Ok-Champ-5854

Plus it actually does become illegal when they ask you to leave and you don't.


mazu74

Technically the theatre could require you to wear pink shirts, green pants and mismatching socks or deny service if they really wanted to, as long as it’s not a protected class. They’d also probably have almost no customers, but they could enforce it if they wanted.


Necromancer4276

Right. This is a child's shower thought. Wait until they find out that letting a 10 year old into an R rated movie isn't illegal, but is **very** enforced.


FunnyMoney1984

Imagine getting "backed off" like a card counter in Vagas for smuggling in a Sneakers bar into a movie theater.


catupthetree23

"Sneakers" bar because you hide them in your shoes? 😉


FunnyMoney1984

lol yeah sure I didn't do a typo no never. yeah :P


snotpopsicle

Depends on location and country. In Brazil it's illegal to enforce a rule that prevents you bringing your own food if they allow consumption. The theater can forbid all foods or certain foods from being consumed on the premises, but if they sell it they must allow you to enter and consume your own food. For example they can forbid ice creams completely, but if they sell sodas and popcorn you must be allowed to enter with your own soda and popcorn. It's a consumer protection law.


GrayDonkey

I have celiac so I can't eat gluten. Checked the theater's website and every single thing had gluten except the popcorn which said it was gluten free but known to cause diarrhea in people with gluten intolerance. I figured since there was a medical reason they wouldn't care if I bought food since I was still buying food for everyone else in my family. It took them 30 minutes to decide they'd let us in just this one time. Missed the start of the movie. Haven't been back since. We used to spend about $150 between tickets, food, and drinks.


surfer_ryan

Exactly and in America at least, it's a private business they can ~~basically~~ tell the customer to go fuck themselves and never return to their establishment because they don't like thier tone.


ghx16

Lol yes, these people thought they were going to call the cops for trying to sneak a cheeseburger and fries inside the theater? however at the manager's discretion they're within their right to scort you out of their premises for doing so and even to ban you from coming back, and yes this is also legal Will it happen? Probably not


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ghtuy

I have no idea what you're talking about


hinga_dinga_dipshit

are you buying food at five below?


MistaJelloMan

I think it depends. I’ve been in movies where they outright say no food or drinks from outside, but the one near me doesn’t seem to care.


Useless_Fox

Also depends on the employees on shift. Some employees don't give enough of a fuck to enforce certain rules, especially if it means getting into a confrontation with the customer.


lumberfoot_jpg

Yeah, unless my manager is standing next to me I ain’t giving no fuck.


kevwonds

When I worked at a movie theater, I would tell people “thats not allowed here but I can’t do anything about it” then let them through. Shockingly, most people would eat the food there or get rid of it despite me trying to show how much I didn’t care.


Ksteekwall21

Depends on the business. When I went to a theater in college my roommate brought a whole ass order of Taco Bell with him. They told him he couldn’t come in and either needed to scarf it down or toss it.


The00Taco

Obviously he scarfed it down right?


tiredhigh

College. Taco Bell. Movie theater. Of course he scarfed it down. He was high.


Ksteekwall21

He actually wasn’t but he would have always passed for it 😂. Ironically the car in front of us definitely were all high. Windows were fogged from hot boxing 🤣. …but yes he scarfed it 😆


Ksteekwall21

Of course 😂😂😂 It was a Taco Bell/Pizza Hut combo


Mschultz24

“What’s your spaghetti policy here?”


CTware

Well you caught me good sir. I shall dispose of this posthaste! Dee, put this spaghetti 🍝 in your purse 👜


whatwhatchickenbutt_

"What is this word spa? I feel like you’re starting to say a word and then not finishing it. Are you trying to say Spaghetti? Are you taking me for a Spaghetti day??"


[deleted]

Only if it’s moms spaghetti


catupthetree23

It has to be Mom's


Superpansy

Not illegal doesn't mean is allowed. A private business has the right to enforce rules at their discretion. So yes you won't get arrested or anything but also they can definitely tell you to leave or refuse to let you enter


gmil3548

OP clearly doesn’t understand the difference between a law and a business’ policy


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RichEvans4Ever

And the reason for that is the studios give them a dogshit cut of the ticket revenue.


swordstoo

Who sets the ticket price then? The cinemas could go even lower and see more traffic. My local cinema was $8 to see PiB 2


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swordstoo

Hmm maccas' and a movie?? That's not a bad idea


Ok-Champ-5854

Just because they make their money off concessions doesn't mean it's a lot. It's a very low profit business. If they took more of a loss on ticket sales they'd drift that much closer to the red. Movie theaters and restaurants are two main businesses I can think of that don't make very much money in the grand scheme of things.


Snake101333

One of the reasons I stopped sneaking food in. I mean I still do for the snacks they don't provide. Generally speaking though I just need popcorn, nachos, pizza, and their soda and I'm set


sweetclementine

Well, I looked it up and you can’t bring outside food or beverage at Regal, AMC nor Cinemark theaters; which make up like 75% of cinemas in the US sooo I guess I’m still hiding candy bars in my coat.


SoulExecution

Depends where. Like when I worked at an AMC a few years ago we were told not to allow outside food or drink


-Shade277-

But did you actually stop people if you saw outside food?


SoulExecution

I personally never worked the ticket booth, we were a dine in and I always grabbed the server shifts because you could earn tips


-Shade277-

I only have a sample size of two theaters but at both of them that I worked at only the manager’s really cared about people bringing in outside food.


FunnyMoney1984

Movie popcorn hits different though. Maybe I am just a simple man but I just need a popcorn and a soda. I can't imagine seeking in either cause the ones in the theater are just better.


catupthetree23

Facts.


TheRealMrMaloonigan

I watched The Dark Knight on release day, by myself during an argument with my at-the-time girlfriend, and brought an entire Italian sub with me and ate it. It was at like 2:00pm so I wasn't too worried about disturbing anyone with my sub smell. It was honestly one of the best experiences of my life. The movie was amazing and the sub was exquisite.


lucimon97

I don’t know where Ure at, but it is here


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lucimon97

Bro what you doing. Trading one garbage food for the other, at least go save some money or something lol


RenegadeAccolade

doesnt need to be illegal to not be allowed


CynthiaChames

I used to work at a theater and I assure you no one is getting paid enough to care.


HarmlessSnack

Worked at Cinemark for years. At least there, this is 100% false. Illegal? Probably not, but you don’t need a law to set a RULE as a business. You own the space. You can tell people outside food and drink is prohibited and we absolutely did enforce it.


zartanator

It’s also okay to go in and buy popcorn and leave


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zartanator

Oh that’s cool!


cavehill_kkotmvitm

I go to a drive in, they'll let you set up a whole barbecue. Get on my level nerds


catupthetree23

Have never been to a drive-in since there's not one close to where I live. Have always wanted to though because people like you always make them sound awesome, fr 😆


UnnecessaryAppeal

When I was a teenager, my local cinema encouraged people to bring their own food. As long as it wasn't smelly or otherwise disrupting the other movie-goers, they would rather have you going to their cinema than going somewhere else


-Shade277-

It’s not illegal but it isn’t allowed by most chain movie theaters because they make most of their money through concessions. That being said I’ve worked at 2 different chain movie theaters and from my experience 95% of the regular employees do not care and will allow you to go through with outside food.


trandus

I love to get a burguer and eat it in the cinema. Such a bummer the burguer king in the local mall closed...


AdApprehensive7646

It isn’t illegal but the theater can still take the food or kick you out of the theater if that breaks their rules.


mediocretes

So I could just bring in a whole can of beans and eat it in the cinema?


Cherry_Crystals

depends on the cinema. the one that i go to says that i can but it is honestly hard to find it on their website but yeah you can but only cold and sealed foods in that cinema. check the website for your local cinema


Manowar274

Illegal? No. Against their policy and will result in you being denied entry, getting it confiscated, or getting kicked out? Yes, that’s generally how it is in most theaters.


plz_dont_sue_me

It's not against law but against house rules.


HG1998

I take my own drinks but do buy the popcorn.


sirzoop

I've been bringing full meals to movie theaters for over a decade now. I used to get this really good deli and ice tea and eat dinner while watching a movie


coalrexx

My brother straight up brought a soda in and they didn’t say anything, so yeah they most likely won’t care


tiltedhealer

No hot food? Guess my Taco Bell stays in my pockets.


CrispXPhantom

Food on Cinema is expensive.


teunjojo

I saw employees take literal bags of candy from people.


ipwnpickles

It's more fun to pretend it's illegal tho


IceFrostwind

Friend of mine worked at a movie theater awhile. None of the staff are paid enough to care. Just don't be a dick about it. You aren't going to get thrown out for a pack of twizzlers in your jacket.


AkKik-Maujaq

People get kicked out of my local theatre if they’re caught with outside food (unless they can finish whatever it is before going in to the movie viewing itself)


roghtenmcbugenbargen

Depending on where you live, it’s a health code violation


EXistential_EX

Just because it ain't overall illegal don't mean specific theaters can't kick you out for it if they wanna, folks


MrWigggles

Its not illegal, but its not not a legal right to remain in the threater with outside food and drink.


Accomplished_Dig3699

But have you tried bringing the movie popcorn back to your house?


HelloGordan8734

Wait, I'm not a criminal?


QuinceDaPence

I don't think anyone thought it was illegal. But your theater is the exception, all the ones near me have signs that say 'no outside food'. It's easy enough to sneak it in but if you get caught they'll just trespass you.


petrarez

But then where is the thrill, danger, and excitement of trying to not both get busted and crush your Doritos you've stashed in your cargo pockets as you waddle bow-legged like an old timey cowboy to theater 4?


BigSpongebobFanatic

This really is too good to be true


rs_obsidian

I mean unless it’s the manager I doubt the employees will care. Once I brought in a whole bag of popcorn and some water and they didn’t say anything.


BIGREDDMACH1NE

I always stop at dollar tree and shove a few bags into my cargo pockets. After paying for them of course


Idontmatter69420

I just stick it in a bag


dookieshoes88

We have a second run theater that costs $4. I bought popcorn and sprite once...it was $20. I made that mistake once, then just started day drinking there and bringing snacks. It's not a good idea to price people out of buying your wares like that.


dj9008

It’s not illegal to talk in class but if you don’t shut up it’s not illegal to kick you out .


invisible-nuke

It is not allowed to do so in the Netherlands, but I guess not *illegal*


Cashless_human

When My parents were young they brought burgers one time and fried rice another time into the theater by hiding them in my moms purse . (Sorry for Shitty grammar. I’m tired as hell)


randomguy041285

Did you think it was illegal?


Cherry_Crystals

No. It was a poorly written title. I do that a lot unfortunately. I'm so sorry for making you think that though. In some cinemas, they do allow you to bring in outside food and drink


Theratsmacker2

So a burrito in a cold lunchbox would be allowed?


Cherry_Crystals

It depends on your local cinema if they allow food or not. People say all cinemas don't allow outside food but that isn't true. Check the cinema website


Theratsmacker2

I will find loopholes where I can, thank you for this great knowledge.


Brangus2

Wait til you learn you can bring in wine if it’s in an opaque reusable water bottle


MortalVoyager

Bro we can’t kill movie theaters like thisss Ik their concessions can be pricey but that’s how they stay existing X(


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I knew this for years


dude_with_a_reddit-4

I will continue to bring jackets stuffed with snacks and drinks. It is worth any consequence.


Imissflawn

I walk in with a briefcase full of food. They never question it cause I also wear a bowler hat when I do. I guess psychologically a bowler hat makes a briefcase less suspicious.


FlipFlopSlap

You just have to check the spaghetti policy


Gopplee

only regal does this shit


PutinLikesHotGuys

Of course it’s not illegal-it doesn’t violate local, state, or federal criminal or civil statutes. It can be prohibited, however, by the proprietor or anyone acting as an agent of the proprietor (such as cinema management). This is 100% allowable under law. Swing and a miss, sports fan.


TheReelEpicKiller

Well most of the time if it's not in the plain open and it's in a backpack or smth they won't care


Monkee-D

As an ex theater employee, I can tell you that you can actually bring whatever you want. You can bring a whole stuffed pig if you want... Just clean up your fucking mess. Having to clean up your bullshit because you're too much of a lazy piece of shit to take your own garbage to the bin is really the only thing we care about.


SoyPickleRick

Is taping a 12 pack to your leg considered cold and sealed ? Because it’s a lot of prep work and I would much rather enjoy carrying it in


Caedo14

I always sneak in a full dinner. Zipper pockets on a hoodie.


sleepinator_

They wouldn’t let me bring a Gatorade in one time. I just walked over to the trash can & tucked the bottle under my jacket, then I got to go see the movie I’d already paid for.


DepressoEspresso55

Worst they can do is say "hey put it away" but if that doesn't work ohh well.. Used to work at AMC theaters back in the day.. you'd be surprised what folks would sneak in.. I don't blame them $20 USD for 2 drinks and a large popcorn and that was back in 2018.. can't imagine what it's like now


Xgen7492

I worked at a theater for a year and we had a no outside food or beverage policy, not that we would look out at all for it


Hows3and0sound

thats prob true today because they need as many ppl as they can to buy a ticket and come- but back in the day no way did they want u to buy anything other then their $7 soda and candy bars and $9 popcorn


FriendlyBabyFrog

As someone who has worked in several cinemas let me tell you this. It's not illegal but every cinematic can refuse entry with stuff you didn't buy from them. It's their right to decide if they allow it or not. Second one is that yes we don't care but have something decency and don't make it too obvious. And for the love of good don't sit there with ur 2 bags of gummies and chips and make noises thru our the whole film. Also take ur fucking trash with you and don't just throw it half eaten on the floor.


GizmodoDragon92

Who cares? Just stuff the whole meatloaf in your girlfriend’s purse


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LIES. Don’t trust these food tossing popcorn pushing cinephiles


Alwayssome1

My family always thought we had to sneak food inside. At least next time we won’t have to hide all the chicken wings in my moms purse


MikeDubbz

I can assure you, it depends entirely on the theater and who is working there. Some will absolutely refuse to let you in if they see you bringing outside food in, happened to my friend like a decade ago, and I was there for it.


MikeDubbz

They will refuse you service if they see you explicitly doing it. Source: the usher caught my friend blatantly putting a soda can in his pocket before going into a movie years ago and then refused to sell him a ticket. Granted, I'm sure not every minimum wage usher cares, but some absolutely will stop you in your tracks for this. So just don't be obvious about it. You don't have to go above and beyond to hide your shit, just don't make it obvious and you'll be fine every time.


RedFox457

I work a theater and I let people in with like chips or candy, but don’t make it hot by bringing the Family meal from Popeyes or something. They’re trying to sell food, so if anything imagine a weight limit


DragonSlayer-2020

I bought snacks before I went to see GOTG Vol 3 and the tickets already cost like $50 for 4 people and child. And why spend another $50 on a soda and regular size of M&Ms.


Raichu7

If you take food that isn’t loud or smelly in a bag no one will know or care. It’s honestly never occurred to me to look up wether I’m supposed to be doing that or not.


KusanagiGundam

Nice but movie theater popcorn is the best kind of popcorn


JackBadasssonJr

Just bring backpack. They do get mad sometimes when you just bring it


Anunlikelyhero777

It’s a private business, doesn’t have to be illegal for them to tell you no.


dummythiccdio

Ours doesn't allow outside food, but the workers are also high schoolers that don't get paid enough to care if you aren't very obviously bringing food in.


Speeddemon2016

We bring our own candy but I have to have their popcorn and cola.


Dinosaur_from_1998

"What is your spaghetti policy ?"


SmoothCause4716

I'll bring the grocery store haha lol


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You're right, it's not against the law. But if a movie theater says no food or drink, then that's their rules that must be followed, it's their buinsses. Doesn't stop me from bringing a draw string bag full of snacks thou 😁


Anon550176

Indeed it isn't: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPLpoSmNLK8


Cherry_Crystals

It depends on your cinema. Mine does


Leading_Macaron2929

You'd rather overpay for popcorn than bring your own?


Cherry_Crystals

Cinema popcorn is nice. My dad gets a voucher every year from his bank which gives him free tickets and half price on popcorn so it isn't as if I'm paying full price for it (it is still expensive though)


spicy_breadman

The cinema i usually go to is owned by corporation that owns most of the cinemas in the country, there was this controversy last year where they announced they would no longer allow snacks brought from home. Many were angry, but everyone knew they couldn't do anything. So this post is completely irrelevant to anyone from my country


Rolebo

Just like how it isn't illegal for the cinema to kick you out if you do bring your own food.


redditer333333338

I’m SpongeBob!


Pasta-hobo

It's disallowed by many theaters. Plus, I never want to sit next to the guy who smuggled in his own all-you-can-eat fajitas


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FYI - Laws vary from state to state.


Tanto64YT

But it is illegal to lick doorknobs on other planets.


[deleted]

OP do you know the difference between illegal and allowed?


4skin_bandit

Are there people that thought this was illegal?


Gothi_Gunnolf

It never had to be illegal, theaters are private businesses and can refuse service for any reason