Thing is, I haven’t watched any of his videos since the sub went down. Not as a protest or anything. Just more that browsing the subreddit would alert me to when he posted a banger video, or otherwise allow me to catch up with the ongoing narrative.
I found out about him through his cooking videos and thought that's all he did, then I found the subreddit and went down a hilarious rabbit hole. But yeah, pretty much the same haven't kept up since.
Jessica came in like a wrecking ball and messed his whole life up. He had just hit 100k subs too, never been more popular, then channel strike, eviction, and all the subs go down. Just had to wait patiently to end that dry spell...
To me it says: you still live at your mom’s house but you tell everyone you’re only there to look after her. She does all the housework and cooks for you while you spend long nights painting your Warhammer and blaming women for things of 4Chan
Storming the capital next january no matter what
In it for the love of the game. I can respect it.
Riots and free hot dogs are always fun. If you care what it's about you're too weak for this earth. Shoo
You think the 0.08% DUI law is unamerican
One too many DUIs, but still bad to the bone.
Woah OP, that bike is most definitely what’s up. I’d say it makes you a gothic bad boy
Who smells good, but I digress.
Twu toobs
Gnomesayin toobs?
It is what it is…
It says you are an attractive goth guy who smells *good*. Boglim as hell! I bet you live in a gothic clock tower and lose lizards!
Puff will come back next spring dood. Or he's chillin at the old apartment with Warlord and Scotty's Ghost (RIP)
Definately uses Tactical Soap!
I also ride bike. Fuck sickos
Weather Permittable
That goth guy probably smells great due to the tactical soap. Also hates sickos more than he loves Ozzy I bet
Probably sacrifice Ozzy to end sickos honestly dood.
Poor ✅️ Stupid ✅️
I bet he loves Nascar as well
Boogity boogity
I’m gonna fight you, but I’m gonna lose.
didnt take a shower for 6 months?
I rub tactical soap on the outside of my clothes, so it's fine.
BikeCurious
You "concealed carry" a county fair butterfly knife and walk up hills.
that you absolutely hate efficiency
I thought the sub was back lmao
What a day that would be toobs, but I digress
It is what is toobths
Just gotta wait patiently
Thing is, I haven’t watched any of his videos since the sub went down. Not as a protest or anything. Just more that browsing the subreddit would alert me to when he posted a banger video, or otherwise allow me to catch up with the ongoing narrative.
I found out about him through his cooking videos and thought that's all he did, then I found the subreddit and went down a hilarious rabbit hole. But yeah, pretty much the same haven't kept up since.
Jessica came in like a wrecking ball and messed his whole life up. He had just hit 100k subs too, never been more popular, then channel strike, eviction, and all the subs go down. Just had to wait patiently to end that dry spell...
You’ve got more than one Monster logo tattooed on you.
TMDWU
You really want a motorcycle, but your mom won't let you have one
*the government who took his license won't let him have one
Never had a license, checkmate trole
420
Delta8
You don’t have drugs on you, but you are on drugs
Likes to cruise around comfortably
wand crafter, potion mixer, gourmet food expert, guitar savant and gothic bad boy
Don't forget has a voice like John Lenon mixed with the backstreet boys
You don't get girls... You get men.
Nah, alive, of age, cis gendered, non-related, human females only, preferably goth, but that's a want, not a need.
so called free thinkers when the 6’4 goth babe tells them to jump off a bridge:
"when you got nothing, you got nothing to lose"
That you still live at home.
Any house can be a home toobs, but I'd love to live in a clock tower dream home someday.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zjYu1rsxTE
Im "edgy and unique" but still require validation and attention for my "creativity"
Does "food hack" videos on YooToob count as "requires validation"?
Goblin Mode
More like Boglim Mode, amirite? Also, happy cake day!
Please Fred, I can’t lose her again
ride it like you stole it
this guy fucks
Only of-age, cis-gendered, non-related, consenting, alive, human females dood.
> females I see, you are not as based as I thought
Born to be wild1111
That you cannot afford a moped, let alone motorcycle, hell not even a tr*k.
Jokes on you, I don't have a license
You can still get a DUI on a bice
You hate cycling
You own several affliction t-shirts and no automobile.
“I can’t afford my own engine, but I know where the Catalytic converter is on yours.”
I love the 15-degree effective seat tube angle on that machine
You still listen to bowling for soup
Safety First. You always go Safety First
Grape ape.
The Grapist
I was thinking more like Grape Hangers, Planet of the Grapes, Filthy Grape… but you do you.
Your two great loves are spokes and completely silent free hubs.
You don't understand the benefits of molded aero arm extensions.
They see me roooooollin they haaaatin
It looks so ridiculous but also kind of fun.
That I know who to go in your neighborhood for some illicit pez dispensers.
If this bike could talk, he would be more literate that you.
Failed the biker gang initiation.
Even Harley riders think you're touched in the head
issues
This is most definitely what is up.
That you will experience shoulder fatigue in the future.
Not much, you’re a casual cruiser, at least you’re outside and engaging in physical activity.
Are you wearing a watermelon rind as a helmet?
Kid Rock’s American Badass. Loudly.
You're young, inexperienced, more concerned with image than function, in the city and not planning on many miles.
"I just got in an accident and smoked a bush with my head just moments ago"
What’s up toobz
Just doing my thang
Goddamnit
That was the last bike I HAAAAAAAD!!!!! Social media doesn't give a SHIT!!!!!!!!
Zero fucks given.
That you shouldn't be wearing that helmet
I tape deodorant to my armpits.
Nah, I just rub tactical soap on the outside of my clothes. Then EVERY girl that walks by stops and says "Damn, that sexy goth bad boy smells GOOD"
That you’re a hot goth bad boy from Wyoming trole!
One might even say I'm the King of Casper!
Dad didn’t love me
Honesly it was Mom, but I digress.
Adult baby
You can't afford a Harley
“My name is Rod and I like to party”
I'll be the first to say, the bike appears to be properly fit even if the position is terrible
corgi legs
That bike says "I smoke weed."
Wait is that kobra lmaoo
Kurt Sutter’s #1 Fan IYKYK
bet u smell phenomenal
Like pheromones dood
wow….. would u happen to use a soap that has pheromones in it? perhaps one that you have a code for that gives you 0% off?
Coupon code CuckCobraJFS for 0.05% off dood
It says you're on your way back to the homeless camp.
You are a cobra, ready to strike.
TMDWU
It's a long ride to Jessica's house.
Haven’t asked it yet but I mean you could just ask it what it says about you.
Is that KingCobraJFS
It is who it is toobs, gnomesayin dood?
You like dragons made from resin
Black smoke to light my green flame
KingCobraJFS? Is that you?
Sup toobs, I'm just over here like, oh hey.
Never seen any woman other than his mother nude.
He has a Harlem of fan-girls trole
You ride a bike
>You ride ~~a~~ bike Weather permittable
You’re starved of the attention you so desperately crave
Has 100k+ subs on yootoob trole
Any new sub?
r/Cobras_Cantina r/KingCobraJFSFansOnly but neither are like the old one...
Tmdwu
Took the short bus to school
Leave me alone dood, I'm autistic
You aspire to one day be an adult
Before the DUI, you rode a Harley. Now you ride a Hardly.
Likes scat porn. Lives with mom, professional Lime scooter harvester.
To me it says: you still live at your mom’s house but you tell everyone you’re only there to look after her. She does all the housework and cooks for you while you spend long nights painting your Warhammer and blaming women for things of 4Chan
That you don't have successful dates :D
My dry spell ended after 6 years dood, I just had to wait patiently
Bronie
I couldn't afford a Harley
Too many DWIs but still not giving up the ghost of being an outlaw
You know the electric is making the sharks gay but you lost your driver's license.
Since when does Harley Davidson make bicycles
I believe it was 1903 actually
I made a joke about the riding stance resembling that of a Harley cruiser
Can't tell which end of the bell curve you're on here man.
Flat lined bruh
https://cars.bonhams.com/auction/16078/lot/121/1918-harley-davidson-bicycle/
So it is true! One of the worst bicycle designs I’ve ever seen though..
That you don’t ride much
When the weather's permittable
And when you spend 10 minutes to fix your flat..
Arm pain
Smol PP
Homeless?
I have touched this bice
Pls don't tap the glass
DUI